REEDLE!! LOLZ! [Archive]

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 07:11 PM

k, here's 1

THE RIDDLE:
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I claw like a cat
I bend like a snake
I live but cannot move

What am I?

geewj

Oct 25, 2003, 07:18 PM

Put all the riddles in the same topic. At this rate freshkills would be 115% riddle topics by dawn.

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 07:22 PM

THE RIDDLE:
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I claw like a cat
I bend like a snake
I live but cannot move

What am I?

Mixfortune

Oct 25, 2003, 07:35 PM

On 2003-10-25 17:18, Prof_Frink wrote:
Put all the riddles in the same topic. At this rate freshkills would be 115% riddle topics by dawn.

How ironic that the chosen thread be the one Dime
created to basically call Cerris a moron for posting all the other riddles...

Dime

Oct 25, 2003, 07:36 PM

Cerris is a moron http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 07:37 PM

actually iv already complained about that... just so happend hees was the most recent 1

His wasn't numbered or anything, and had the most recent reply. It doesnt really make a difference.

Mixfortune

Oct 25, 2003, 07:39 PM

Either way, you need some new material.
Something you don't get out of the School Agenda would be nice...

geewj

Oct 25, 2003, 07:40 PM

Dime, quit flamming.

It's a legitament riddle, and the only one that wasnt numbered. If it becomes a problem tho then it will be locked too.

Mixfortune

Oct 25, 2003, 07:50 PM

RIDDLE:
======================

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are
two of them. There are only three words in the
English language. What is the third word? The word
is something that everyone uses every day. If you
have listened carefully, I have already told you
what it is.

======================

[ This Message was edited by: Mixfortune on 2003-10-25 17:50 ]

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 07:53 PM

word. now figure out my riddle.

Dime

Oct 25, 2003, 07:57 PM

Language

geewj

Oct 25, 2003, 07:58 PM

language

geewj

Oct 25, 2003, 07:59 PM

Bah, world domination will have to wait another way.

Mixfortune

Oct 25, 2003, 08:00 PM

hmmm... "lolz"?

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 08:01 PM

what is my riddle's answer?

Mixfortune

Oct 25, 2003, 08:20 PM

Pray tell.

Mixfortune

Oct 25, 2003, 08:26 PM

One morning a man is leaving on a business trip and
finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs
into his office to get it and the night watchman
stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I
had a dream last night that the plane would crash
and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and
cancels his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and
everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the
watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and
then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that
saved his life?

[ This Message was edited by: Mixfortune on 2003-10-25 19:16 ]

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 08:56 PM

because the night watch man is there in the morning.

Aunt_Betty

Oct 25, 2003, 09:04 PM

On 2003-10-25 18:26, Mixfortune wrote:
One morning a man is leaving on business trip and
finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs
into his office to get it and the night watchman
stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I
had a dream last night that the plane would crash
and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and
cancels his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and
everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the
watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and
then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that
saved his life?

The paper I think gives a clue...

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 09:06 PM

One morning a man is leaving on business trip and
finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs
into his office to get it and the night watchman

Mixfortune

Oct 25, 2003, 09:11 PM

That's not the answer for obvious reasons.
EDIT- That would be why he was fired? No...

[ This Message was edited by: Mixfortune on 2003-10-25 19:12 ]

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 09:13 PM

because he didnt tell the pilot?
(note: im half asleepp)

Aunt_Betty

Oct 25, 2003, 09:15 PM

A family goes on vacation. They took pictures on everything they did. On their vacation the kids were burring their dad with sand on the beach. The dad noticed a skeleton under him. He didn`t tell anyone because he didn't want to be accused of killing him. It took 3 mounths after the vacation to notice it and called the police. Why did it take three mounths?

Mixfortune

Oct 25, 2003, 09:18 PM

I noticed a typo on the last riddle I posted so
I editted it.

It now says:

One morning a man is leaving on a business trip

EDIT- Sorry, Kokekirby, but I can't quite understand
what you are trying to say near the end of your riddle there.

[ This Message was edited by: Mixfortune on 2003-10-25 19:21 ]

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 09:40 PM

k, here's 1

THE RIDDLE:
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I claw like a cat
I bend like a snake
I live but cannot move

What am I?

Dime

Oct 25, 2003, 09:49 PM

On 2003-10-25 19:18, Mixfortune wrote:
I noticed a typo on the last riddle I posted so
I editted it.

It now says:

One morning a man is leaving on a business trip

EDIT- Sorry, Kokekirby, but I can't quite understand
what you are trying to say near the end of your riddle there.

[ This Message was edited by: Mixfortune on 2003-10-25 19:21 ]

I DONNOZ

Aunt_Betty

Oct 25, 2003, 10:15 PM

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 10:48 PM

x-ray?

Aunt_Betty

Oct 25, 2003, 11:09 PM

Answer: It took 3 mounths to notice the dead body because the FLIM was developed 3 mouthes after the vacation

Shattered_weasel

Oct 25, 2003, 11:18 PM

There was a police officer that would direct traffic at a 4-way stop. In one corner of the 4-way there was a field in another there was a bakery and in the other 2 there was a school yard. Most of the people who went by him called him Mr. Elmer.

Why?

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 11:24 PM

cause thats his name.

Shattered_weasel

Oct 25, 2003, 11:26 PM

*takes sledge hammer to Cerris's face*

.....no that is the answer

Cerris

Oct 25, 2003, 11:29 PM

answer my riddle then ill try to figure yours out!

LamerPanda

Oct 26, 2003, 12:00 AM

On 2003-10-25 18:26, Mixfortune wrote:
One morning a man is leaving on a business trip and
finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs
into his office to get it and the night watchman
stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I
had a dream last night that the plane would crash
and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and
cancels his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and
everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the
watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and
then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that
saved his life?

Because if he had a dream than he had to be asleep that night, when he was supposed to be working. n_n

Dime

Oct 26, 2003, 12:11 AM

Someone post one NOT in their school agenda please.

And cerris, you're out of this conversation. Your riddles do not count.

Check

and

mate.

Good day, sir.

Saiffy

Oct 26, 2003, 12:26 AM

On 2003-10-25 22:11, Dime wrote:
Someone post one NOT in their school agenda please.

but your original post was from an agenda

Dime

Oct 26, 2003, 12:27 AM

NEVORMAND!

[ This Message was edited by: Dime on 2003-10-25 22:28 ]

BlueJammer

Oct 26, 2003, 01:18 AM

The riddle: I'm a superhero. I have a cape. I quack. Who am I?

Cerris

Oct 26, 2003, 07:55 AM

i do not have ne riddles in my planner!!!

Guntz348

Oct 26, 2003, 08:00 AM

On 2003-10-25 23:18, BlueJammer wrote:
The riddle: I'm a superhero. I have a cape. I quack. Who am I?

Darkwing Duck!! All you need now is your trusty pal Gizmo Duck!

Edit: Oh what the hell, for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, behold.

http://www.juliesrealm.com/Fanimation/Stills/DW/GRRR.jpg

[ This Message was edited by: Guntz348 on 2003-10-26 05:02 ]

LamerPanda

Oct 26, 2003, 10:51 AM

I don't really remember Darkwing quacking, but it's been ages since I've seen it. O_o

Must suck to be Darkwing, I'll bet 99% of people think "vampires!" when they hear that "terror that flaps in the night" thing.

Cerris

Oct 26, 2003, 10:52 AM

*sickened*
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif

Mixfortune

Oct 26, 2003, 01:50 PM

On 2003-10-25 22:00, LamerPanda wrote:

On 2003-10-25 18:26, Mixfortune wrote:
One morning a man is leaving on a business trip and
finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs
into his office to get it and the night watchman
stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I
had a dream last night that the plane would crash
and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and
cancels his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and
everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the
watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and
then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that
saved his life?

Because if he had a dream than he had to be asleep that night, when he was supposed to be working. n_n

You are correct http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Cerris

Oct 26, 2003, 01:54 PM

k, here's 1

THE RIDDLE:
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I claw like a cat
I bend like a snake
I live but cannot move

What am I?

Dime

Oct 26, 2003, 02:37 PM

New riddle

A man is on death row. He can choose how he wants to die; there are three rooms he can go into. One is full of psychotic men with guns, one is full of poisonous gas, and the other is full of lions who haven't eaten in months.

Which one should he choose?

Cerris

Oct 26, 2003, 02:41 PM

lions. they havent eaten because theyre dead!

Ketchup345

Oct 26, 2003, 02:54 PM

On 2003-10-26 11:37, Dime wrote:
New riddle
A man is on death row. He can choose how he wants to die; there are three rooms he can go into. One is full of psychotic men with guns, one is full of poisonous gas, and the other is full of lions who haven't eaten in months.
Which one should he choose?

Psychotic men with guns. They probably already killed each other. Some things can go long times without eating, lions especially (also, you can train yourself to use less energy {meaning you can go longer without eating}, eg. David Blaine). So, the guys with guns would probably be best.

Guntz348

Oct 26, 2003, 04:40 PM

On 2003-10-26 07:51, LamerPanda wrote:
I don't really remember Darkwing quacking, but it's been ages since I've seen it. O_o

Must suck to be Darkwing, I'll bet 99% of people think "vampires!" when they hear that "terror that flaps in the night" thing.

Get the man some ketchup!

http://www.knowyourcocktails.com/articles/dvd/duclula.gif

Dime

Oct 26, 2003, 08:22 PM

On 2003-10-26 11:54, Ketchup345 wrote:

On 2003-10-26 11:37, Dime wrote:
New riddle
A man is on death row. He can choose how he wants to die; there are three rooms he can go into. One is full of psychotic men with guns, one is full of poisonous gas, and the other is full of lions who haven't eaten in months.
Which one should he choose?

Psychotic men with guns. They probably already killed each other. Some things can go long times without eating, lions especially (also, you can train yourself to use less energy {meaning you can go longer without eating}, eg. David Blaine). So, the guys with guns would probably be best.

Wrong

Bradicus

Oct 26, 2003, 08:24 PM

I would go with the gas... might be oxygen.

Dime

Oct 26, 2003, 08:25 PM

Wrong (I said poisonous gas)

Cerris

Oct 26, 2003, 09:13 PM

dead lions!

Uncle_bob

Oct 27, 2003, 07:38 PM

Death by Bubba would be a better option.

Robo47

Oct 27, 2003, 08:15 PM

Who's Bubba?

WrJuicyFruit

Oct 29, 2003, 03:20 PM

The most difficult riddle I've ever had to solve!!

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

Mixfortune

Oct 29, 2003, 07:28 PM

When they overcharged them for the night, the cost of the stay was actually $25, rather than the supposed $27 they payed if each spent $9. The extra two they should have gotten back from $27 to $25 makes up the 2 dollars that the other guy took.

$25+1+1+1+2 is $30.

Gestiv

Oct 29, 2003, 08:06 PM

Here's one I just made up off the top of my head. Here goes:

A man walks into a bar, and wakes up in the emergency room the next day. What happened to him?

Ketchup345

Oct 29, 2003, 08:29 PM

On 2003-10-29 17:06, Gestiv wrote:
Here's one I just made up off the top of my head. Here goes:

A man walks into a bar, and wakes up in the emergency room the next day. What happened to him?

He walked into a bar. Not a drinking bar http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif, a metal (probably) bar.

Bradicus

Oct 29, 2003, 10:07 PM

On 2003-10-29 17:06, Gestiv wrote:
Here's one I just made up off the top of my head. Here goes:

A man walks into a bar, and wakes up in the emergency room the next day. What happened to him?

Did someone loose his newfound life? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
ah well, good to see ya.

Gestiv

Oct 30, 2003, 09:29 PM

I'll have you know I have more of a life then ever. TOday is just a day off. =P

And he walked into a friggin bar. If you walked into a bar, you'd go to the hospital, too.

Robo47

Oct 30, 2003, 10:45 PM

What am I saying?

y3oo9 3f3469h3

*hint look below eack letter or number on your keyboard*

Mixfortune

Oct 30, 2003, 11:48 PM

On 2003-10-30 19:45, Robo47 wrote:
What am I saying?

y3oo9 3f3469h3

*hint look below eack letter or number on your keyboard*

jeooq efeagqhe

That is a sad, sad riddle, if in fact it could be called one.

Robo47

Oct 31, 2003, 12:50 PM

wrong!

Shattered_weasel

Oct 31, 2003, 03:01 PM

HELLO EVERYONE....

Mixfortune

Oct 31, 2003, 05:43 PM

On 2003-10-31 09:50, Robo47 wrote:
wrong!

...

wow, really? and I thought for sure that I had the right answer

Would have been actually a little challenging if you didn't give such a big clue :|