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Jaks
Oct 26, 2003, 09:13 PM
Yeah its here! The 5th installment of the WACN! saga!

Opening:
It is a nice day on Pionee- What am I saying!There is no nice day on Pioneer 2!
Anyways let me introduce myself I'm MessengerBoy
the short RAcast. This is the story from my POV.
It is morning hours on the Pioneer 2 and I am doing the mailroute.I start off at Dr.Montague's house.

Me:Here you go mister.
Mon.:Thank you.

That went well!Next is Kireeks house.

Me:Here's the mail sir!
Kireek:*Roar*BILLS! I can't beleive I have to pay for
that undercoating!.. Oh shit! everyone heard that!
Elenor:(runs by on morning jog)Haha Kireek can't get any!
Kireek:stfu Biotch!

Okay It's getting worse just like everyday.

Me:There you are Bernie!
Bernie:Thanks, Whoever you are.
Me:I've ben giving you your mail for the past 19
years!
Bernie:Who said that!

Grrr...

Me:Mr.Donoph!?
Me: Hello? (puts mail in the mailslot)

*sobs* Mr.Donoph never answers the door.

Me:Hello Miss Matha
Matha:(kicks me)I don't like you!

System overload must vent frustration!

Mome:Hello there, got mail huh?
Me:Did you figure that out yourself or did your mommy
help you?
Mome:Sorry!
Me:Sorry this!*shoots mome with a Ruby Bullet*

El Fine!

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Logical2u
Oct 27, 2003, 08:48 PM
Mome anger therapy! Priceless

Mixfortune
Oct 27, 2003, 08:52 PM
I especially liked the part about Bernie, since in
the quests he can't seem to remember you, even if it meant his life.

Jaks
Oct 27, 2003, 10:04 PM
Oh smack! too many typos!I'm fixing them!

Spartan117
Oct 30, 2003, 07:12 PM
we need more of this in our world