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Allos
Oct 27, 2003, 09:57 AM
Ok boys, me and Khab met in person last Sunday, and we've come up with the following things to say to PSOW. All DTPA members read carefully.

To All of you who ThoughT we were deAd, we say go play a video game made by NamCo and Kill something. NEws saWs that YOu will be Really Kool if you do. K' bye.



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Bradicus
Oct 27, 2003, 11:37 AM
Freshly squeezed Orange or Kiwi juice anyone?

Allos
Oct 27, 2003, 02:45 PM
Yes actually!

Kizaragu
Oct 27, 2003, 02:49 PM
What's with the bold highlights?

Allos
Oct 27, 2003, 02:57 PM
Poor KizaragU, do I ReAlly need to explain this? You see, MOnsteRs ONce used these "highlights" you speak of as a secret form of communication. Or so they say....

Kizaragu
Oct 27, 2003, 03:04 PM
But our organisation isn't full of monsters?
Is it...?

Bradicus
Oct 27, 2003, 03:08 PM
Well.... >_>;
just one.

Allos
Oct 27, 2003, 03:25 PM
Right, one...

Logical2u
Oct 27, 2003, 03:26 PM
You spelled New wrong. Heheheh...

Bradicus
Oct 27, 2003, 03:28 PM
On 2003-10-27 06:57, Allos wrote:
Ok boys, me and Khab met in person last Sunday, and we've come up with the following things to say to PSOW. All DTPA members read carefully.

To All of you who ThoughT we were deAd, we say go play a video game made by NamCo and Kill something. NEws saYs that YOu will be Really Kool if you do. K' bye.


pssst.... this is a cypher

Kizaragu
Oct 27, 2003, 03:55 PM
On 2003-10-27 12:28, Bradicus wrote:


On 2003-10-27 06:57, Allos wrote:
To All of you who ThoughT we were deAd, we say go play a video game made by NamCo and Kill something. NEws saYs that YOu will be Really Kool if you do. K' bye.

pssst.... this is a cypher

Thought so at first. But then I couldn't be assed to work it out. But now I know.
I'm gonna need you guys to sign this. *Holds out an official looking document* It states that the DTPA will cover all my travelling costs.
Planes aren't cheap to travel on you know.

Allos
Oct 27, 2003, 04:33 PM
Yeah, my parents have been paying my plane ticket costs out of fear for their lives. But that's where hovercrafts come in! That's right members! Bradicus's Prancians have agreed to build us fleets of these mo fos!

Kizaragu
Oct 27, 2003, 04:54 PM
I've just been called moron haven't I? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif I didnt even realise... damn brain.

Bradicus
Oct 27, 2003, 05:03 PM
a bit slow there kizy...

and yeah, I even got a star to be the captain of the hovercraft. Its the "dude you're gettin a dell" guy!

mr t refused...

Ness
Oct 27, 2003, 05:29 PM
Same old, same old.

Kizaragu
Oct 27, 2003, 05:33 PM
Arent we a barrell of laughs?

And don't call me kizzy, that's my cats name. Plus the 'Manly' inspiration for my PSO character.

What?

StrongBad
Oct 27, 2003, 05:35 PM
OH, I get it now. Ya and you did spell "New" wrong.

Mixfortune
Oct 27, 2003, 06:14 PM
Who said it was "New York"?
They really are going to attack Neyyork.

Allos
Oct 27, 2003, 06:21 PM
I changed it. You happy now? Yes, I know that it now says "saWs" but hey, whaddya gonna do?


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Kizaragu
Oct 27, 2003, 06:24 PM
Complain. Thts what I'll do. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Allos
Oct 27, 2003, 06:29 PM
To who? The only superiors you have are myself and Guntz (who is under me by the way). Allos:1 "Kizzy":0

Mixfortune
Oct 27, 2003, 06:47 PM
How about changing "saWs" to "Would like to say"

But it might not be that big of a problem, considering
that you have "kool" a few words later...

Allos
Oct 27, 2003, 07:01 PM
Allos duznt kare aboot spelln!

Mixfortune
Oct 27, 2003, 07:06 PM
You got your username right at least.

Kizaragu
Oct 27, 2003, 08:29 PM
The names kizaragu dammit. Not kizzy.
Understand my Dilemma please. I don't want the troops catching you calling me that.
It wont make me look manlyfied.

Bradicus
Oct 28, 2003, 08:09 AM
Ghaaaaaaaa! Mixfortne tuned into a purple elf!!!!!
*pant*
sweet doublefuckery, that scared the hell out of me!

Btw, i finally convinced mr t to become the admeral of the hovercraft legion http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif .... sorry allos, but i had to give him your favorite hat.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:6IY2VLD7IhYC:http%3A//www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/mr-t-sombrero1.jpg

Mixfortune
Oct 28, 2003, 01:38 PM
On 2003-10-28 05:09, Bradicus wrote:
Ghaaaaaaaa! Mixfortne tuned into a purple elf!!!!!
*pant*
sweet doublefuckery, that scared the hell out of me!



"Sweet doublefuckery", huh? I'll take that as a compliment.

By the way, have you seen the picture my last avatar came from? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



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Allos
Oct 28, 2003, 03:37 PM
I pity the fool that gave him my favorite hat! Really, I suggest he runs as fast as possible before I catch up and engage him in --------. Ha! You mods thought you had me again! Allos:2 Mods:-1

Kizaragu
Oct 28, 2003, 03:43 PM
You seem a little unstable to be leader Allos. I suggest you let me take command while you deal with your issues.

I miss Mixfortunes other avatar. His sarcasm just doesn't seem the same without that huge cheesey smiling grin by his name. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Aunt_Betty
Oct 28, 2003, 05:12 PM
We`re not dumb.

Bradicus
Oct 28, 2003, 05:15 PM
..... get out young un

Allos
Oct 28, 2003, 05:42 PM
First of all Kiz, I'm not unstable, but when Bradicus gives Mr. T. my Mickey Mouse hat I snap! You remember watching that video in basic training don't you? And I'm not talking about the porn movies! The training video clearly states, "Touch Allos's favorite hat and get a good ---------" which is what I was going to do with Bradicus's ear.



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Bradicus
Oct 28, 2003, 06:15 PM
ha! good luck finding it. It was washed away in the storm of '32.

Btw, there was training videos other than the porn? i must have fell asleep.

Allos
Oct 28, 2003, 06:30 PM
Of course there were training videos other thatn porn! They spoke of the "Flaming Johnson Manuever" and the "Burn in A milisecond" techniques! Update your resources Prancian!

Mixfortune
Oct 28, 2003, 06:31 PM
On 2003-10-28 14:12, Kokekirby wrote:
We`re not dumb.



You're a little late on the uptake, if you catch my drift...

Bradicus
Oct 28, 2003, 09:37 PM
but i was tired after the porn >_<

oh well, when we took france, i mastered a little move i like to call "le molotov dans les pantalons"



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Allos
Oct 29, 2003, 03:42 PM
I mastered french women! Ha!

Kizaragu
Oct 29, 2003, 04:52 PM
You did WHAT(!?) to a french woman? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



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Shattered_weasel
Oct 29, 2003, 04:59 PM
VAGINA....

Allos
Oct 29, 2003, 05:13 PM
I'd already done that, I was talking about burning their pants........WHEN THEY ARE WEARING OVERCOATS!

Gestiv
Oct 29, 2003, 08:19 PM
*Plants C-4's on hovercrafts and detonates from a mile away* Hehehe... take that, Mr. T. Oh, BTW, I stole your van. And to Allos, I already took care of New York. I called the plan "Operation Marlin." It would have been "Operation Red Stocking", but Grady Little fucked up and needed to be... taken care of.
http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/e/armed.gif

Bradicus
Oct 29, 2003, 10:08 PM
Mr T cant be killed... just momentaraly disabled. I pity you fool.

Allos
Oct 30, 2003, 03:38 PM
I heard that Mr. T has only one weakness. His balls.

Mixfortune
Oct 31, 2003, 06:48 PM
As referring to a "weak spot" or "lack of"?

Ketchup345
Oct 31, 2003, 07:15 PM
Ok, I'm here, what did I miss? I also brought the food and refreshments. 12 pack of http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coke.gif, a giant wedding size http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/cake.gif, 10 http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pizza.gif (3 plain cheese, 3 pepperoni, 1 mushroom, 1 anchovie, 1 bacon and http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mushboom.gif, and 1 pepperoni), 10 supersized :fenchfries:, and plenty of http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif.

Allos
Nov 1, 2003, 09:19 AM
Since when were you in the DTPA???

Ketchup345
Nov 1, 2003, 01:04 PM
On 2003-11-01 06:19, Allos wrote:
Since when were you in the DTPA???


Since I was drugged, and my name was forged on the sheet, I think Bradicus has that somewhere. But then I was locked in Bit's dungeon for a while. He went kinda crazy (because of my laughing), and now is in a straight jacket in a paded cell somewhere in Iowa. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Allos
Nov 1, 2003, 02:00 PM
Oh. Well uh....we don't need you anymore. You're fired.


*Burns the contract*

Khabarakh
Nov 1, 2003, 11:58 PM
Wow. Bad week to take a vacation huh? Well, that means, that since i took a week off, I'll be able to return that week of rest into one day of work! Ahhhh... BTW... I missed that day when you watched the trainiing videos... if you could just tell me where they are ill take care of it... yeah =D



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Allos
Nov 2, 2003, 08:57 AM
Umm....you see....the thing about that is....um...I got kinda hungry...so....

Kizaragu
Nov 2, 2003, 12:49 PM
You ate porn? Do you realise what chemicals and... 'substances' are found on videotapes of that variety?

Ketchup345
Nov 2, 2003, 02:57 PM
One last question:

What does the DPTA have against pants, and what does DPTA stand for?

Allos
Nov 2, 2003, 03:19 PM
1. Pants are evil
2. Death to Pants Association

Ketchup345
Nov 2, 2003, 04:26 PM
On 2003-11-02 12:19, Allos wrote:
1. Pants are evil
2. Death to Pants Association


Ok, thats what it stands for.

And how are pants evil? They can be extreamly useful in some situations: cold weather, etc.

Allos
Nov 2, 2003, 04:51 PM
Trust me, you don't want to hear why pants are evil. It's a truly vile story.

Khabarakh
Nov 2, 2003, 08:33 PM
Ahh yes. the history of pants. Trust me, you dont want to hear it. It gave me nightmares for weeks.

Mixfortune
Nov 2, 2003, 10:48 PM
No, no, no. Trust me.

Kizaragu
Nov 3, 2003, 12:04 AM
Why the hell would I wanna do that Mixxy my old buddy old pal?

Bradicus
Nov 3, 2003, 08:07 AM
You know what? I like your face Mix, so i'll tell you what, for just 23 dollars, i will not only trust you, I will enjoy your company aswell. Deal?

zimmk2vgc
Nov 3, 2003, 10:21 AM
(Holding the hot branding iron) Everyone get in line, i promise you this will hurt, very much. Especially you kizzy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif yum....porn....yum.....wheres it gone?

What the hell happened here anyway?

Mixfortune
Nov 3, 2003, 11:43 AM
On 2003-11-03 05:07, Bradicus wrote:
You know what? I like your face Mix, so i'll tell you what, for just 23 dollars, i will not only trust you, I will enjoy your company aswell. Deal?



That's only the left side of my face.
You know, the one that's not covered in second degree burns and zits.

Kizaragu
Nov 3, 2003, 02:13 PM
On 2003-11-03 07:21, zimmk2vgc wrote:
What the hell happened here anyway?


Basically, Everyone accepted the idea that I'm great and all just generally worshipped me and so forth.

Allos
Nov 3, 2003, 03:35 PM
AND JUST WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SAYING THAT? YOU WORSHIP ME CAPTAIN!

Kizaragu
Nov 3, 2003, 03:47 PM
True.
I worship you, but everybody else worships me see. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Ketchup345
Nov 3, 2003, 03:51 PM
On 2003-11-03 12:35, Allos wrote:
AND JUST WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SAYING THAT? YOU WORSHIP ME CAPTAIN!


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Your forces are starting a mutiny. Have fun, they don't work for nothing you know. Also, Bradicus, your troops want more than http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pizza.gif all the time.



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Allos
Nov 3, 2003, 05:24 PM
Did you even read Kiz's post?

Ketchup345
Nov 3, 2003, 05:37 PM
On 2003-11-03 14:24, Allos wrote:
Did you even read Kiz's post?


Nope, was typing mine when he was typing his probably. Also, I didn't read anything when I edited mine.

Kadavreski
Nov 5, 2003, 08:58 AM
i'm back for good.what happened??

Kizaragu
Nov 5, 2003, 09:05 AM
On 2003-11-03 11:13, Kizaragu wrote:


On 2003-11-03 07:21, zimmk2vgc wrote:
What the hell happened here anyway?


Basically, Everyone accepted the idea that I'm great and all just generally worshipped me and so forth.

Allos
Nov 5, 2003, 03:48 PM
And just where the hell were you mike??!?!?!???!?

Zaneatron
Nov 5, 2003, 03:52 PM
i want to know if theres a chance the DTPA will disband? just out of curiosity

Mixfortune
Nov 5, 2003, 04:03 PM
Long answer: no.

Zaneatron
Nov 5, 2003, 04:10 PM
what was the short answer? n?

Allos
Nov 5, 2003, 05:17 PM
Nope. It was 1/4 of n.

Zaneatron
Nov 5, 2003, 05:39 PM
thats like a retarded r

Bradicus
Nov 5, 2003, 05:59 PM
r its not!

Kadavreski
Nov 6, 2003, 10:51 AM
On 2003-11-05 12:48, Allos wrote:
And just where the hell were you mike??!?!?!???!?



i'll tell every one because i made two returns
the first was on my new computer,but it ***ked up
so had to get a new one .it took me so long to get back online i was forgotten
until now muahahahaha *pantogen bomb explodes behind*


*five minutes*


ow...i never really thought they hurt...

oh well,lets bomb thailand,it cant hurt,can it?

Allos
Nov 6, 2003, 03:48 PM
You disgust me to the point of your promotion! Congratulations Sergeant mike!

DOG21313
Nov 7, 2003, 08:57 PM
On 2003-11-06 07:51, mechgun_mike wrote:


On 2003-11-05 12:48, Allos wrote:
And just where the hell were you mike??!?!?!???!?



i'll tell every one because i made two returns
the first was on my new computer,but it ***ked up
so had to get a new one .it took me so long to get back online i was forgotten
until now muahahahaha *pantogen bomb explodes behind*


*five minutes*


ow...i never really thought they hurt...

oh well,lets bomb thailand,it cant hurt,can it?



Oh! I forgot! I killed an elf! I've gotta take that leech off of him, or he will jump away! Cake anyone? I like the pictures he makes, they are perfet for someone like me! I like the one with a bird, it seems to be in a nest. Do you think so?

Khabarakh
Nov 7, 2003, 11:31 PM
Well, I've got nothing to say now. guess on such a nice day, all you can do is sit back, relax, and burn some pants. By the way, has anyone seen my 5 gallon thing of karosine? It came up missing the other day, while I was checking out from guard duty. If you've seen a stray container, lemme know. thanx

Bradicus
Nov 7, 2003, 11:41 PM
It seems that very berry blue is often the flavour we deny ducks at evey chance we get. did you know?

Allos
Nov 8, 2003, 08:25 AM
Noob alert in the thread boys. Kill him.

Khabarakh
Nov 8, 2003, 08:44 PM
AHHHH! I SEE HIM! *FWOOOOOOSHHHH*....

Bradicus
Nov 8, 2003, 11:58 PM
Pull up khababalashera! Pull up!

SpikeOtacon
Nov 9, 2003, 03:21 PM
If I'm not wearing pants, does that mean I am a member of the DTPA?



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Kizaragu
Nov 9, 2003, 04:32 PM
Only if your constantly not.

SpikeOtacon
Nov 9, 2003, 04:38 PM
Oh. **Flames pants**
Like that? I guess it's always gonna be Pantless fridays in the offices now.

Mixfortune
Nov 9, 2003, 06:18 PM
That was a close one. We almost got back on topic.