BlueJammer
Oct 31, 2003, 09:47 PM
I've recently been planning a takeover. I've plotted a way to overthrow this site. But I need all of you to join me!
Now you may ask"What are we supposed to do, ban the mods?"
Precisely, my inferior little minions.
Now, I know that your powers of retension are as wet as a summer sweat. But as thick as you all are, pay attention. My words are a matter of honor. Its clear from how you are all looking at me that you are'nt paying attention. But we are talking mods and their successors, so you can't be caught unprepared! Be prepared, I say. Prepared for the chance of a lifetime!
I know it sounds horrid, but you'll be paid handsomely, when at last I am given my dues.
You may ask," be prepared for what?" The overthrowing of the mods! You may ask,"Are they sick?" No. Were going to ban them. And pixelate, too. You may be thinking "Yay,no mods!" Idiots, there WILL be a mod. I will be the mod! Stick with me, and you'll never have a thread locked again!
Of course, you are expected some things. The future is littered with treasures, and thugh I'm the main addresse, the point that I must emphasize is that without me,there is nothing.
Be prepared for the takeover of the century!
The darkest scam!
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning, and years of denial shall all come to rise to meet fate!
I'll be mod undisputed!
Respected!
Saluted!
My abitions are coming!
Be prepared!
Now you may ask"What are we supposed to do, ban the mods?"
Precisely, my inferior little minions.
Now, I know that your powers of retension are as wet as a summer sweat. But as thick as you all are, pay attention. My words are a matter of honor. Its clear from how you are all looking at me that you are'nt paying attention. But we are talking mods and their successors, so you can't be caught unprepared! Be prepared, I say. Prepared for the chance of a lifetime!
I know it sounds horrid, but you'll be paid handsomely, when at last I am given my dues.
You may ask," be prepared for what?" The overthrowing of the mods! You may ask,"Are they sick?" No. Were going to ban them. And pixelate, too. You may be thinking "Yay,no mods!" Idiots, there WILL be a mod. I will be the mod! Stick with me, and you'll never have a thread locked again!
Of course, you are expected some things. The future is littered with treasures, and thugh I'm the main addresse, the point that I must emphasize is that without me,there is nothing.
Be prepared for the takeover of the century!
The darkest scam!
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning, and years of denial shall all come to rise to meet fate!
I'll be mod undisputed!
Respected!
Saluted!
My abitions are coming!
Be prepared!