*PSO World's Longest Post*

[jDA025]

I want to make the longest post on this forum, so I encourage everyone reading this to respond, spontaneous responses are recommended. So here it goes, I am Jon. Who are you?

[A2K]

Oh, pfft--I thought you had already written a couple pages worth or something.

[rena-ko]

for things like that, there is freshkills.

as well, you wont beat that sealed j-sword-unsealtheory-thread for a while.

[jDA025]

We can do it...just keep chuggin'. Anyways I wanted to know are the Twin Psychoguns as good as they are looking? What is the best Double Saber (consider the ease of getting it, ATP, and the ATA)? And ummm...and then?!??

[neko-chan]

Pathetic.

Anyone here willing to post pr0n in this topic, so it gets locked? Pleeease!

[jDA025]

Neko you are mean..why must you stalk and insult me?

[rena-ko]

On 2003-11-10 06:08, neko-chan wrote:
Pathetic.

Anyone here willing to post pr0n in this topic, so it gets locked? Pleeease!



tempting idea, but i rather dont want myself to be warned ^-^; so lets let it die ignored from now on.

[jDA025]

;-( it was an idea and I wanted to give it a try...but keep responding http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Guntz348]

Please keep your spamming to inside fresh kills and not in the regular forums.

[RavenTW]

If you wanted to make PSOW's longest thread, just label it "What are you listening to now?"

[Kizaragu]

Anyone here willing to post pr0n in this topic, so it gets locked? Pleeease!

I like your style. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Erendell]

Kizaragu, I guess you'd be willing to then http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Mixfortune]

On 2003-11-10 05:29, jDA025 wrote:
I want to make the longest post on this forum, so I encourage everyone reading this to respond, spontaneous responses are recommended. So here it goes, I am Jon. Who are you?



Right now this is failing.
I think you want the longest thread.
I don't know why I'm bothering, but a thing you might want to try is changing the topic every once in a while to get more people to post in it. For example, DTPA related *stuff* and Rubbies or something.

It probably won't work, though. Even the "first to 1000 posts" didn't even get close to halfway. You could just start talking about the Sealed J, but not many in FKL would bother a comment on it, and it would probably end up locked and redirected to the Ended Theory.

As for the longest thread:
Good luck, I think.

[PontiusR]

I don't think, therefore I post

[Kizaragu]

HUSH you. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[The_Hero_Of_Time]

jizz.

[Kizaragu]

And you.

[Shattered_weasel]

no you nublet

[Shattered_weasel]

no you nublet

[Shattered_weasel]

no you nublet

[Shattered_weasel]

no you nublet

[Shattered_weasel]

no you nublet

[Shattered_weasel]

no you nublet

[Shattered_weasel]

no you nublet

[Kizaragu]

I don't think the mods are gonna like that dude. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bradicus]

meh, the mods have been avoiding FK like the plague recently.

[Uncle_bob]

That strange man touched my peepee and gave me candy.

[Bradicus]

*is eating a burger*
this is one good burger.
*finds a slice of onion*
Phaw! eeeew....

[Uncle_bob]

Can Uncle have a fry?

[Bradicus]

ima walk my dog now, so you can have the rest of my meal... stupid oninininininininion...

[Uncle_bob]

Bitch, gimme a FRY!!111111 http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Uncle_bob]

255 posts, Uncle has been here since November of 2001. Pathetic.

[Kizaragu]

I don't know why but that made me laugh.
maybe it's because you spend so much time in FKL? (Not that I can talk)

[Uncle_bob]

Uncle lives in FK.

[Kizaragu]

Hence the low post count! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Uncle_bob]

Awesome!!11 http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[ABDUR101]

The longest thread was over 101 pages long. It was the original RL Pic thread.

Then there were numerous Role play threads which made it to about 60 and 90 pages. They were deleted, thus the loss of afew thousand posts for me. =O

It's already been done. XP

[s.TiNgEr]

poor guy...



hahaha

[Kizaragu]

Lies. :D

[geewj]

This will fail, like the ones that have come before it.

[Kizaragu]

I agree. Who else does?

[MasterJoel]

sooner or later, there will be lots of flamebaiting and flaming just like a lot of other threads... i for one, don't want to get involved with that sort of treachery...

uncle bob, i hate you and everything you stand for.

[polishedweasel]

how long till you lock this...

[polishedweasel]

......

[PontiusR]

a

[RavenTW]

On 2003-11-11 01:33, MasterJoel wrote:
sooner or later, there will be lots of flamebaiting and flaming just like a lot of other threads... i for one, don't want to get involved with that sort of treachery...

uncle bob, i hate you and everything you stand for.



Isn't that what happens in every FKL thread?

[PontiusR]

On 2003-11-10 15:43, Prof_Frink wrote:
This will fail, like the ones that have come before it.



Actually since the dawn of PSOW forums there has always been a longest thread and there always will be thus not all previous attempts at longest thread have failed. Furthermore, merely posting "this will fail" only adds to this thread. And since there is no post count in FK (thus my dismal post count) what harm can be done?

[PontiusR]

Aenima lyrics:

01
Stinkfist

Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.

Constant over stimu-lation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way.

Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not have me any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax. Slip away.

Something kinda sad about
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?

How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?

I'll keep digging till
I feel something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.



02
Eulogy

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.

Don't you step out of line.
Don't you fuckin lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?

You had alot to say.
You had alot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your fuckin cross.
We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies. [sic]
Goodbye...



03
H.

What's coming through is alive.
What's holding up is a mirror.
But what's singing songs is a snake
Looking to turn this piss to wine.

They're both totally void of hate,
But killing me just the same.

The snake behind me hisses
What my damage could have been.
My blood before me begs me
Open up my heart again.

And I feel this coming over like a storm again.
Considerately.

Venomous voice, tempts me,
Drains me, bleeds me,
Leaves me cracked and empty.
Drags me down like some sweet gravity.

The snake behind me hisses
What my damage could have been.
My blood before me begs me
Open up my heart again.

And I feel this coming over like a storm again.

I am too connected to you to
Slip away, to fade away.
Days away I still feel you
Touching me, changing me,
And considerately killing me.

Without the skin,
Beneath the storm,
Under these tears
The walls came down.

And the snake is drowned and
As I look in his eyes,
My fear begins to fade
Recalling all of those times.

I could have cried then.
I should have cried then.

And as the walls come down and
As I look in your eyes
My fear begins to fade
Recalling all of the times
I have died
and will die.
It's all right.
I don't mind.

I am too connected to you to
Slip away, to fade away.
Days away I still feel you
Touching me, changing me,

And considerately killing me.



04
Useful Idiot

There are no words.



05
Forty-Six & 2

My shadow's

Shedding skin and
I've been picking
Scabs again.
I'm down
Digging through
My old muscles
Looking for a clue.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own confused
And insecure delusions
For a piece to cross me over
Or a word to guide me in.
I wanna feel the changes coming down.
I wanna know what I've been hiding in

My shadow.
Change is coming through my shadow.
My shadow's shedding skin
I've been picking
My scabs again.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic
And insecure delusions.

I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within

My shadow
Change is coming.
Now is my time.
Listen to my muscle memory.
Contemplate what I've been clinging to.
Forty-six and two ahead of me.

I choose to live and to
Grow, take and give and to
Move, learn and love and to
Cry, kill and die and to
Be paranoid and to
Lie, hate and fear and to
Do what it takes to move through.

I choose to live and to
Lie, kill and give and to
Die, learn and love and to
Do what it takes to step through.

See my shadow changing,
Stretching up and over me.
Soften this old armor.
Hoping I can clear the way
By stepping through my shadow,
Coming out the other side.
Step into the shadow.
Forty six and two are just ahead of me.



06
Message to Harry Manback

[words in brackets unclear]

Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? (1)

Hm? You think you're cool, right? Hm? Hm?
When you kicked out people [out of] your house

I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer,
you know? Asshole. You're gonna be one of those.

I [don't have the] courage
to kick your ass directly.
Don't have enough courage for that,
I could, you know.

You know you're gonna have another accident?
You know I'm involved with black magic?
Fuck you. Die. Bastard.
You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole.

And if I ever see your fucking face around,
In Europe or Italy,
Well I'll -- That time I'm gonna kick your ass.
Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee.
You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise.

[Bang bang / Deep pain]

No one does what you did to me.
You wanna know something? Fuck you.
I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard.

Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana. (2)
I hope somebody in your family dies soon.

Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai
a sucare cazzi su un aereo! (3)


(1) Son of a bitch, do you know you are a piece of shit?
(2) Piece of shit, son of a bitch.
(3) Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane!



07
Hooker with a Penis

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
From '92,
The first EP.

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man.

Well now I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

And if I'm the man,

Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.



08
Intermission

There are no words.



09
jimmy

What was it like to see
The face of your own stability
Suddenly look away
Leaving you with the dead and hopeless?

Eleven and she was gone.
Eleven is when we waved good-bye.
Eleven is standing still,
Waiting for me to free him
By coming home.

Moving me with a sound.
Opening me within a gesture.
Drawing me down and in,
Showing me where it all began,
Eleven.

It took so long to realize that
You hold the light that's been leading me back home.

Under a dead ohio sky,
Eleven has been and will be waiting,
Defending his light,
And wondering...
Where the hell have I been?
Sleeping, lost, and numb.
So glad that I have found you.
I am wide awake and heading home.

Hold your light,
Eleven.
Lead me through each gentle step by step
by inch by loaded memory.

I'll move to heal
As soon as pain allows so we can
Reunite and both move on together.

Hold your light,
Eleven. Lead me through each gentle step by step
By inch by loaded memory
'till one and one are one, eleven,
So glow, child, glow.

I'm heading back home.



10
Die Eier Von Satan


GERMAN

Die Eier von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..

ENGLISH

The Eggs/Balls of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoo salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough


Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.



11
Pushit

I will choke until I swallow...
Choke this infant here before me.
What is this but my reflection?
Who am I to judge and strike you down?

But you're
Pushing and shoving me.
You still love me and you pushit on me.

Rest your trigger on my finger,
bang my head upon the fault line.
Take care not to make me enter.
'cause if I do we both may disappear.

But you're pushing me,
Shoving me. Pushit on me.

Slipping back into the gap again.
I'm alive when you're touching me,
Alive when you're shoving me down.

But i'd trade it all
For just a little bit of
Piece of mind.

Put me somewhere I don't wanna be.
Seeing someplace I don't wanna see.
Never wanna see that place again.

Saw that gap again today
As you were begging me to stay.
Managed to push myself away,
And you, as well.

If, when I say I may fade like a sigh if I stay,
You minimize my movement anyway,
I must persuade you another way.

There's no love in fear.

Staring down the hole again.
Hands upon my back again.
Survival is my only friend.
Terrified of what may come.

Just remember I will always love you,
Even as I tear your fucking throat away.
But it will end no other way.



12
Cesaro Summability

There are no words.



13
Ænema

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.



14
(-) ions

There are no words.



15
Third Eye

Dreaming of that face again.
It's bright and blue and shimmering.
Grinning wide
And comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes.

On my back and tumbling
Down that hole and back again
Rising up
And wiping the webs and the dew from my withered eye.

In... Out... In... Out... In... Out...

A child's rhyme stuck in my head.
It said that life is but a dream.
I've spent so many years in question
to find I've known this all along.

"So good to see you.
I've missed you so much.
So glad it's over.
I've missed you so much
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running?"

Shroud-ing all the ground around me
Is this holy crow above me.
Black as holes within a memory
And blue as our new second sun.
I stick my hand into his shadow
To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble
To see just who I might have been.
I do not recognize the vessel,
But the eyes seem so familiar.
Like phosphorescent desert buttons
Singing one familiar song...

"So good to see you.
I've missed you so much.
So glad it's over.
I've missed you so much.
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running away?"

Prying open my third eye.
So good to see you once again.
I thought that you were hiding.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing the tail of dogma.
I opened my eye and there we were.

So good to see you once again
I thought that you were hiding from me.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing a trail of smoke and reason.

Prying open my third eye.



Transcription credits

01 - 05, 07 - 09, 11 - 15
Maynard James Keenan
These are the lyrics straight from the source.
They form a blueprint for each performance of each song.
They may vary at times, but the above words were typed
by the guy who sings them. Let them be your starting point.

06
Ryan Adam ([email protected])
Chris Jenkins ([email protected])
John Roumanis ([email protected])
Giuliano Golfieri ([email protected])

10
German: Denis Hoffmann ([email protected])
English: Mr Punch ([email protected])

[PontiusR]

Undertow lyrics:

01
Intolerance

I don't want to be hostile.
I don't want to be dismal.
But I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance either.
See
I want to believe you,
and I want to trust
and I want to have faith to put away the dagger.

But you lie, cheat, and steal.
And yet
I tolerate you.
Veil of virtue hung to hide your method
while I smile and laugh and dance
and sing your praise and glory.
Shroud of virtue hung to mask your stigma
as I smile and laugh and dance
and sing your glory
while you
lie, cheat, and steal.
How can I tolerate you.

Our guilt,our blame ,
I've been far too sympathetic.
Our blood, our fault.
I've been far too sympathetic.

I am not innocent.
You are not innocent.
Noone is innocent.

I will no longer tolerate you
Even if I must go down beside you.
Because,
Noone is innocent.




02
Prison Sex

It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young and vestal then,
you know it hurt me,
but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
I've got my hands bound,
my head down, my eyes closed,
and my throat wide open.

Do unto others what has been done to you

I'm treading water,
I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.
Won't you come a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this,
I can't stand to burn too long.
Released in this sodomy.
For one sweet moment I am whole.

Do unto you now what has been done to me.

You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
Won't you come just a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this.
I need this to make me whole.
There's release in this sodomy.
For I am your witness that
blood and flesh can be trusted.
And only this one holy medium brings me piece of mind.

Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now.

( Show me something
Thought I could make it end
Thought I could wash the stains away
Thought I could break the circle if I
Slipped right into your skin
So sweet was your surrender
We have become one
I have become my terror
And you my precious lamb and martyr.) *

I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
shit blood and cum on my hands.

I've come round full circle.
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon.
You look so precious.

* Additional lyrics performed live. Sometimes listed as Prison Sex (O.T.R.M.)
See Tool FAQ, Question F13.




03
Sober

There's a shadow just behind me,
shrouding every breath I take,
making every promise empty,
pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler
who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path called "must we"
just before the son has come.
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
something but the past and done?

Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over.
Why can't we drink forever.
I just want to start things over.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down.

Trust me.

Mother Mary won't you whisper
something but what's past and done.

Trust me.

I want what I want.




04
Bottom

My compassion is broken now. My will is eroded,
and my desire stolen and it makes me feel ugly.
I'm on my knees and burning.
My piss and moans are the fuel that set my head on fire.
So smell my soul burning.
I'm broken, looking up to see the enemy.
I have swallowed the poison you feed me ...
but I survive on it,
and it leaves me guilt fed, hatred fed, weakness fed..
and I feel ugly, and dead inside.

Shit adds up at the bottom.

You've left me no choice but to go inside and rebuild
what's broken.
Too much, too far, too late to lie down now.
I must arm myself to fight you
by making weapons out of my imperfections.
It's all I have left.
There's no other choice.
I'm shameless, nameless, nothing, and noone now.
But my soul must be iron for my fear is naked.
I'm naked and fearless.
But I'm dead inside.
You see.. shit adds up, now I'm dead inside.
Hatred, weakness, and guilt keep me alive
at the bottom.




05
Crawl Away

You crawled away from me.
Slipped away from me.
I tried to keep ahold,
but there was nothing I could say.
You slid and crept away
and there was nothing I could say.
So what you're trying to say
is you don't wanna play.
But what you want and what you need
doesn't mean fuck to me.

Because I can see your back is turning.
If I could I'd stick the knife in.

This is love.
This is my love for you.

Get up.

Now.

Say you won't go.




06
Swamp Song

My warning meant nothing.
You're dancing in quicksand.
Why don't you watch where you're wandering?
Why don't you watch where you're stumbling?
You're wading knee deep and going in.
And you may never come back again.

This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
when you're a stupid,dumb ass, beligerant fucker.

I hope it sucks you down.

Wander in and wandering.
Noone even invited you in.
But still you stumble in stumbling.
So suffocate
or get out while you can.

Noone told you to come.

I hope it sucks you down.




07
Undertow

gone under two times.
I've been struck dumb by a voice that
speaks from deep
beneath the cold black water.
It's twice as clear as heaven,
and twice as loud as reason.
It's deep and rich like silt on a riverbed
and just as undisturbing.
the currents mouth below me opens up around me.
suggests and beckons all while swallowing.
It surrounds and drowns and sweeps me away.

But I'm so comfortable...Too comfortable.

shut up shut up shut up shut up
shut up shut up shut up shut up
you're saturating me
So how could I let this bring me
back to my knees again again again

under for the third time.
I've been baptized by your voice.
it screams from deep beneath the endless water.
and it's half as high as heaven
and half as clear as reason.
it's cold and and black like silt on the riverbed.
But I'm so comfortable.
Far too comfortable.
Why don't you kill me,
I'm weak and numb and insignificant,
and I'm back on my knees.
lost in euphoria.
I'm back down. I'm in the undertow.
I'm helpless and awake in the undertow.
I'll die within your undertow.
It seems there's no other way out of this undertow.

Euphoria.




08
4 Degrees

Get up and free yourself from yourself.

Locked up inside you,
like the calm beneath castles,
is a cavern of treasures that
noone has been to.
Let's go digging.
Bring it out to take you back in.

You won't do what you'd like to do.
Lay back and let me show you another way.
I'll kill what you want me to,
take what's left and eat it.
Take all or nothing.
Life's just too short to push it away.
Take it all.
Take it all in.
All the way in.
Let it go.
Let it go in.
You won't feel what you'd like to feel.
Lay back and let me show you another way.

If you knock me down I'll come back running,
knock you down,
it won't be long now
All the way in.
All the way.
Take it up higher.
4 degrees warmer.
Give in now
and let me in.
You'll like this in
Don't pull it out.
It brings us closer than
dying and cancer and crying.
Come on .
You can take it all.
Just like that.




09
Flood

Here comes the water.

All I knew and all I believed
are crumbling images
that no longer comfort me.
I scramble to reach higher ground,
some order and sanity,
or something to comfort me.

So I take what is mine,and hold what is mine,
suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
and claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
and climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.

Thought I was high, and free.
I thought I was there
divine destiny.

I was wrong.
This changes everything.

The water is rising up on me.
Thought the sun would come deliver me,
but the truth has come to punish me instead.

The ground is breaking down right under me.
Cleanse and purge me
in the water.




69
Disgustipated


And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........

This is necessary.

It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.



Transcription credits

01 - 09
Maynard James Keenan
These are the lyrics straight from the source.
They form a blueprint for each performance of each song.
They may vary at times, but the above words were typed
by the guy who sings them. Let them be your starting point.

02*
Justin McKinlay

69
Paul Strande ([email protected])

[PontiusR]

Opiate Lyrics:

01
Sweat

I'm sweating,
and breathing
and staring and thinking
and sinking
deeper.
It's almost like I'm swimming.

The sun is burning hot again
on the hunter
and the fisherman,
and he's trying to remember when,
but it makes him dizzy.

Seems like I've been here before.
Seems so familiar.
Seems like I'm slipping
into a dream within a dream.

Must be the way you whisper.

The sun is setting cool again.
I'm the thinker
and the fisherman
and I'm trying to remember when
but it makes me dizzy.
and I'm sweating,
and breathing,
and staring and thinking
and sinking
deeper
and it's almost like I'm swimming.

Seems like I've been here before.
Seems so familiar.
Seems like I'm slipping
into a dream within a dream.
It's the way you whisper.
It drags me under
and takes me home.



02
Hush

I can't say what I want to,
even if I'm not serious.
Things like....
"Fuck yourself,
kill yourself,
you piece of shit."

People tell me what to say,
what to think ,
and what to play.

I say...
"Go fuck yourself,
you piece of shit.
Why don't you go kill yourself?"

Just kidding.



03
Part Of Me

I know you well.
you are a part of me.
I know you better than I know myself.
I know you best,
better than anyone.
I know you better than I know myself.

You don't judge.
You can't speak.
You can't leave.
You can't hurt me.
You're just here for me to use.

I know you best,
better than one might think.
I know you better than I know myself.
It's time for you
to make a sacrifice.
It's time to die a little.
Give it up.

You are a part of me.



04
Cold and Ugly

Underneath her skin and jewelry,
hidden in her words and eyes
is a wall that's cold and ugly
and she's scared as hell.
Trembling at the thought of feeling.
Wide awake and keeping distance.
Nothing seems to penetrate her.
She's scared as hell.


I am frightened to.

Wide awake
and keeping distance from my soul.
I am scared like you.



05
Jerk-Off

Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
and that punishment
would come to those
who dare to cross the line.

But it must not be true
for jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
but I'm tired of waiting.
Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD,
and shoot you myself.*
Because I'm tired of waiting.

Consequences dictate
our course of action
and it doesn't matter what's right.
It's only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate
my course of action
I should play GOD
and shoot you myself.*
I'm very tired of waiting.

I should
kick you,
beat you,
fuck you,
and then shoot you in your fucking head.*

* All references to "shoot you in your fucking head" are now performed live as
"fuck you in your fucking ass" -- a more appropriate message for the times.



06
Opiate

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you...
like me,
like me.

If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me.
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My God's will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.

Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.



06+
The Gaping Lotus Experience
(the hidden track)

I had a friend once he took some acid
Now he thinks he's a fire engine
It's okay until he pisses on your lighter
Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway

satan, satan, satan...

I had a friend once he took some ecstasy
Tried to marry me and every one in the room
He was sort of loving kinda caring,
kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy
It got a bit messy all over the curtains,
arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting

satan, satan, satan...

I'm getting bored again...



Transcription credits

01 - 06
Maynard James Keenan
These are the lyrics straight from the source.
They form a blueprint for each performance of each song.
They may vary at times, but the above words were typed
by the guy who sings them. Let them be your starting point.

06+
Adam Heichelbech ([email protected])

[PontiusR]

Salival (live and previously unreleased CD/vhs/dvd)
01
Third Eye

Timothy Leary sample:

Think for yourself
Question authority

Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening,
terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in
this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the
religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by
giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their
view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and
learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness;
chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself.

Think for yourself.
Question authority.

(continues, see lyrics to "?ima")



02
Part of Me

(see lyrics to "Opiate")



03
Pushit

We've been trying something
a little different this tour.
We've been looking at
one of our songs
from a different angle,
under a different light,
so we can hopefully kind of
see it almost for the first time.
We'd like try that for you tonight, is that okay?

We're gonna need your help though.
We're gonna need your help
and your permission,
so we need you to find
a comfortable space,
that is not only comfortable,
but vulnerable.
I want you to shut your eyes and go there,
and we'll meet you on the other side..


Saw that gap again today.
While you were begging me to stay.
Take care not to make me enter.
If I do we both may disappear.

Saw that gap again today.
While you were begging me to stay
Managed to push myself away
And you as well, my dear
And you, as well
Pushed you away my dear

I will choke until I swallow
Choke this infant here before me
What are you but my reflection?
Who am I to judge or strike you down?

But you're pushing me
And Im shoving you
And your pushing me
And Im shoving you

Rest your trigger on my finger,
Bang my head upon the fault line
You better take care not to make me enter
If I do we both may disappear

But you're pushing me
And Im shoving you
And your pushing me
And Im shoving you


You still love me

We're pushing and were shoving
And you're pushing and I'm shoving

You still love me

And were pushing and were shoving
And I'm pushing as your shoving


And Im slipping back into the gap again
I feel alive when you touch me...
I feel alive when you hold me...
...down

Slipping back into you

I am somewhere I dont wanna be, yeah
Put me somewhere I dont wanna be
Push me somewhere I dont wanna be
Seeing someplace I don't wanna see
Never wanna see that place again...

Saw that gap again today
While you were begging me to stay
Managed to push myself away,
And you as well, my dear

If, when I say I may fade like a sigh if I stay,
You minimize my movement anyway,
I must persuade you another way

Pushing and Shoving and
Pushing and Shoving and
Pushing me

There's no love in fear.

Staring down the hole again.
Hands are on my back again.
Survival is my only friend.
Terrified of what may come.

Remember I will always love you,
As I claw your fucking throat away.
It will end no other way.



04
Message to Harry Manback II

Stronzo (1), stronzo di merda (2)
I'm trying to take a nap but
I couldn't sleep overnight because of you
Ugh, you really hurted me,
Ohhhh you really hurt me
When I was high,
You called me an asshole?
Talk to me fai schifo (3)
Pezzo di merda (4)
Have you ever been trying to take a nap?
My heart beats too fast
Because I'm thinking of your fucking ugly face
You you suck
Fai schifo (3)
Pezzo di merda (4)
Fai proprio schifo (5)
Vafanculo (6), ah
Stronzo bastardo (7).

1 - Piece of shit / asshole
2 - Shit of shit / asshole of shit
3 - You are disgusting
4 - Piece of shit
5 - You just disgusted me / made me sick
6 - Go take it in the ass
7 - Bastard piece of shit / Bastard asshole



05
You Lied

Setting sun can't shine, now you're gone
Inside sleeping, my heart beating
You know that you tried to hide it
Couldn't you have said what you meant? Oh...

Time heals, time congeals around us
Endless hours of wasted moments
Understanding, not demanding
Your eyes tell what you feel inside

Setting sun can't shine, now you're gone
Inside sleeping, my heart beating
You know that you tried to hide it
Shouldn't you have said what you meant?

YOU LIED!



06
Merkaba

There are no words.

Samples:

[it's / having / in] some kind of psychedelic experience.

Our body is light, we are immortal.
Our body is love, we are eternal.
Eternal..

Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, without judgment.



07
No Quarter

TOOL VERSION

Lock the door, kill the light.
No one's coming home tonight.
The sun beats down and don't you know?
All our lives are growing cold, oh...
They bring news that must get through.
To build a dream for me and you, oh.

Locked in a place where no one goes.

They ask no quarter
They have no quarter.

Lock the door, kill the light
No one's coming home tonight

It's getting colder (7x)
Locked in a place where no one goes.

Lock the door, kill the light
No one's coming home tonight

They bring news that must get through.
Dying peace in me and you

Locked in a place where no one goes.

We have no quarter
We have no quarter
We ask no quarter

08+
Maynard's Dick

It's all an open center
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
It doesn't have to feel water
? It's just a place that feels right with him ?
Kinda like the way you're breathing
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

There's a shyness found in reason
Apprehensive influence swallow away
You seem to feel abysmal take it
? then you're careful grace for sure ?
Kinda like the way you're breathing
Kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to climb on
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick

Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Put it right on top of your forehead
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's dick!




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[PontiusR]

Lateralus lyrics

01
The Grudge

Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will or will not tolerate.
Desperate to control all and everything.
Unable to forgive your scarlet lettermen.

Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Justify denials and grip 'em to the lonesome end.
Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Terrified of being wrong. Ultimatum prison cell.

Saturn ascends, choose one or ten. Hang on or be humbled again.

Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Justify denials and grip 'em to the lonesome end.
Saturn ascends, comes round again.
Saturn ascends, the one, the ten. Ignorant to the damage done.

Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will or will not tolerate.
Desperate to control all and everything.
Unable to forgive your scarlet lettermen.

Wear the grudge like a crown. Desperate to control.
Unable to forgive. And we're sinking deeper.

Defining, confining, controlling, and we're sinking deeper.

Saturn comes back around to show you everything
Let's you choose what you will not see and then
Drags you down like a stone or lifts you up again
Spits you out like a child, light and innocent.

Saturn comes back around. Lifts you up like a child or
Drags you down like a stone
To consume you till you choose to let this go.

Give away the stone.
Let the oceans take and transmutate this cold and fated anchor.
Give away the stone.
Let the waters kiss and transmutate these leaden grudges into gold.
Let go.



02
Eon Blue Apocalypse

There are no words.



03
The Patient

A groan of tedium escapes me,
Startling the fearful.
Is this a test? It has to be,
Otherwise I can't go on.
Draining patience, drain vitality.
This paranoid, paralyzed vampire act's a little old.

But I'm still right here
Giving blood, keeping faith
And I'm still right here.

Wait it out,
Gonna wait it out,
Be patient (wait it out).

If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.

If there were no desire to heal
The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen here
I certainly would've walked away by now.

And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.

Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.

And if there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may.

Gonna wait it out.



04
Mantra

...



05
Schism

I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smoldering. Fundamental differing.
Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication.

I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication

The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the dissonance.

There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away.
Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting
I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing
Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication.

Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any
Sense of compassion
Between supposed lovers/brothers



06
Parabol

So familiar and overwhelmingly warm
This one, this form I hold now.
Embracing you, this reality here,
This one, this form I hold now, so
Wide eyed and hopeful.
Wide eyed and hopefully wild.

We barely remember what came before this precious moment,
Choosing to be here right now. Hold on, stay inside...
This body holding me, reminding me that I am not alone in
This body makes me feel eternal. All this pain is an illusion.



07
Parabola

We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment,
We are choosing to be here right now. Hold on, stay inside
This holy reality, this holy experience.
Choosing to be here in

This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal
All this pain is an illusion.

Alive, I

In this holy reality, in this holy experience. Choosing to be here in

This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal
All this pain is an illusion.

Twirling round with this familiar parable.
Spinning, weaving round each new experience.
Recognize this as a holy gift and celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing.

This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal.
All this pain is an illusion.



08
Ticks and Leeches

Suck and suck.
Suckin up all you can, suckin up all you can suck.
Workin up under my patience like a little tick.
Fat little parasite.

Suck me dry.
My blood is bruised and borrowed. You thieving bastards.
You have turned my blood cold and bitter,
beat my compassion black and blue.

Hope this is what you wanted.
Hope this is what you had in mind.
Cuz this is what you're getting.
I hope you're choking. I hope you choke on this.

Taken all I can, taken all I can, we(?) can take.
Taken all you can, taken all you can fuckin' take
Got nothing left to give to you.
Blood suckin parasitic little tick/blood suckin parasitic little tick
Take what you want and then go.

Hope this is what you wanted.
Hope this is what you had in mind.
Cuz this is what you're getting.

Suck me dry.
Is this what you wanted?
Is this what you had in mind?
Cuz this this is what you're getting.
I hope you choke.



09
Lateralus

Black then white are all I see in my infancy.
red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me.
lets me see.
As below, so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn beyond the lines of reason.
Push the envelope. Watch it bend.

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
Feed my will to feel my moment drawing way outside the lines.

Black then white are all I see in my infancy.
red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me.
lets me see there is so much more
and beckons me to look through to these infinite possibilities.
As below, so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn outside the lines of reason.
Push the envelope. Watch it bend.

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Withering my intuition leaving all these opportunities behind.

Feed my will to feel this moment urging me to cross the line.
Reaching out to embrace the random.
Reaching out to embrace whatever may come.

I embrace my desire to
feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain,
to swing on the spiral
of our divinity and still be a human.

With my feet upon the ground I lose myself
between the sounds and open wide to suck it in,
I feel it move across my skin.
I'm reaching up and reaching out,
I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.

Spiral out. Keep going, going...



10
Disposition

Mention this to me
Mention something, mention anything


... and watch the weather change.



11
Reflection

I have come curiously close to the end, down
Beneath my self-indulgent pitiful hole,
Defeated, I concede and
Move closer
I may find comfort here
I may find peace within the emptiness
How pitiful

It's calling me...

And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping
The moon tells me a secret - my confidant
As full and bright as I am
This light is not my own and
A million light reflections pass over me

Its source is bright and endless
She resuscitates the hopeless
Without her, we are lifeless satellites drifting

And as I pull my head out I am without one doubt
Don't wanna be down here feeding my narcissism.
I must crucify the ego before it's far too late
I pray the light lifts me out
Before I pine away.

So crucify the ego, before it's far too late
To leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical,
And you will come to find that we are all one mind
Capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
Just let the light touch you
And let the words spill through
And let them pass right through
Bringing out our hope and reason ...
before we pine away.



12
Triad

There are no words.



13
Faaip de Oiad

"I, I don't have a whole lot of time. Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51. I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and... [chokes] I've kind of been running across the country. Damn, I don't know where to start, they're, they're gonna, um, they'll triangulate on this position really soon.

OK, um, um, OK, what we're thinking of as, as aliens, they're extradimensional beings, that, an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with. They are not what they claim to be. Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment, particularly the Area 51.

The disasters that are coming, they, the military, I'm sorry, the government knows about them. And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now. They are not! They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few that are left will be more easily controllable."




Transcription credits

01 - 12
Were posted to the Official Tool Site,
and updated by a whole bunch of toolshed.down.net visitors.
(Original posted lyrics corresponded to pre-release drafts of lyrics.)

13
From transcripts of the Art Bell AM radio show.

[MQuantum]

On 2003-11-10 14:18, ABDUR101 wrote:
The longest thread was over 101 pages long. It was the original RL Pic thread.

Then there were numerous Role play threads which made it to about 60 and 90 pages. They were deleted, thus the loss of afew thousand posts for me. =O

It's already been done. XP



Shoot... Only 101 pages? A miniwars competion was started in fanworks, we reached page 98... Sooo close... Maybe we better bring it back and break the record!

[Mixfortune]

Not bad PontiusR.
Tell me you just copied and pasted it.
Also, should have broken it into about 100 different posts.

[Mixfortune]

And I assume the page count was on 15 posts per page?

[PontiusR]

a

[PontiusR]

b

[Mixfortune]

It took you 8 hours to get the next letter?

[Mixfortune]

Even "First to 1000 posts" was better off than this.

[Mixfortune]

And no one reads my fic, haha.
Nice.

[Mixfortune]

My sig is bigger than my posts :|

[Mixfortune]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_no.gif

[Mixfortune]

You know,

[Mixfortune]

On 2003-11-12 12:26, Mixfortune wrote:
You know,


the other "longest threads"

[Mixfortune]

On 2003-11-12 12:26, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:26, Mixfortune wrote:
You know,


the other "longest threads"


will still have more content,

[Mixfortune]

On 2003-11-12 12:27, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:26, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:26, Mixfortune wrote:
You know,


the other "longest threads"


will still have more content,


because it's actually people keeping to the topic,

[Mixfortune]

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[Mixfortune]

On 2003-11-12 12:28, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:27, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:27, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:26, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:26, Mixfortune wrote:
You know,


the other "longest threads"


will still have more content,


because it's actually people keeping to the topic,


not spamming random crap.


I doubt

[Mixfortune]

On 2003-11-12 12:29, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:28, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:27, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:27, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:26, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2003-11-12 12:26, Mixfortune wrote:
You know,


the other "longest threads"


will still have more content,


because it's actually people keeping to the topic,


not spamming random crap.


I doubt


many will remember this thread for long,

[Mixfortune]

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[Mixfortune]

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[Mixfortune]

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[Mixfortune]

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[neko-chan]

Hoping that mods will lock this soon, my final word about the topic is the following:

B O O B S ! ! !

Thanks for your time.

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[Mixfortune]

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[Mixfortune]

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[Mixfortune]

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[Mixfortune]

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[Mixfortune]

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[Mixfortune]

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[Mixfortune]

I

[Mixfortune]

will

[Mixfortune]

pwn

[Mixfortune]

this

[Mixfortune]

page!

[Mixfortune]

Damn you, Otacon...

[SpikeOtacon]

Post?

[SpikeOtacon]

Ah. I see. So you don't want any outside help?

[Mixfortune]

Too late now, the page is done.
Feel free to destroy this thread like I hopefully have done.

[SpikeOtacon]

Um, ok.
Why don't you just keep on going, and I just sit back and watch?

[Mixfortune]

I almost had page 5, also :|

[Mixfortune]

College is a very boring place...

[Mixfortune]

I better let someone else take over now.
Otherwise it will locky-locky.

[SpikeOtacon]

So I've been told.

[Saiffy]

On 2003-11-12 13:00, SpikeOtacon wrote:
So I've been told.


who told you that? Frinks dog?

back on topic(im laughing on the inside)

Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag!

[SpikeOtacon]

TACO!!!!

[Zaneatron]

erm, the mods arnt gopiing to like the huge table stretching going on in here :S

[Mixfortune]

My tables aren't stretching at all.
Sorry about that if it causes a problem.

[Kizaragu]

Zane, If you mean stretching as in having to scroll down, I have bad news for you my friend...

[Servbot41]

blarg spam I am

[Bradicus]

(.)(.) <--- still the funniest thing i have ever seen on the internet http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Mixfortune]

Whee, googly eyes!

I know, I know.

[NKOTB]

I'm going to bed.

[PontiusR]

I should post all the Pantera lyrics song by song but I'm busy right now...

[DarthFomar]

You know I think you have just used a tractor beam, or could it be that your a Jedi...damn Jedi mind tricks.

****I will post something on *PSO World's Longest Post* just for the hell of it.****

What the hell...who did that!!!

[Mixfortune]

I think I killed the thread.
Well, that's not to say I wasn't aiming to do that.

[Kizaragu]

must...keep...topic...alive...

[PontiusR]

MOUTH FOR WAR

Revenge
I'm screaming revenge again
Wrong
I've been wrong for far too long
Been constantly so frustrated
I've moved mountains with less
When I channel my hate to productive
I don't find it hard to impress

Bones in traction
Hands break to hone raw energy
Bold and disastrous
My ears can't hear what you say to me

Hold your mouth for the war
Use it for what isn't for
Speak the truth about me
Determined

Possessed
I feel a conquering will down inside me
Strength
The strength of many to crush
Who might stop me
My strength is in number
And my soul lies in every one
The releasing of anger can better any medicine under the sun

There comes a time within everyone to
close your eyes to what's real
No comprehension to fail
I vacuum the wind for my sail
Can't be the rest
Let others waste my time
Owning success is the bottom line.
Like a knife into flesh
After life is to death
Pulling and punching the rest of duration
NO ONE can piss on this determination

A NEW LEVEL

Now a new look in my eyes my spirit rise
Forget the past
Present tense works and lasts
Got shit on
Pissed on
Spit on
Stepped on
Fucked with
Pointed at by lesser men

New life in place of old life
Unscarred by trials

a new level of confidence and power

Demanding plea for unity between us all --
United stand
Death before divided fall
In mock military order
Vulgar
Power
Impatient
Because time is shorter

No fucking surrender
Can't lose
Life kills

WALK

Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence
One step from lashing out at you...
You want in to get under my skin
And call yourself a friend
I've got more friends like you
What do I do?

Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who I am, where I've been
Belong
You can't be something you're not
Be yourself, by yourself
Stay away from me
a lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time

Respect, walk

Run your mouth when I'm not around
It's easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize
Can you hear the violins playing you song?
Those same friends tell me your every word

Are you talking to me?
No way punk

FUCKING HOSTILE

Almost every day
I see the same face
On broken picture tube
It fits the attitude
If you could see yourself
You put you on a shelf
Your verbal masturbate
Promise to nauseate
Today I'll play the part of non-parent
Not make a hundred rules
For you to know about yourself
Not lie and make you believe
What's evil is making love
and making friends
and meeting God you're own way
The right way

To see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
You're making us
Fucking hostile

We stand alone
The truth in right and wrong
The boundaries of the law
You seem to miss the point
Arresting for a joint?
You seem to wonder why
Hundreds of people die
You're writing tickets man
My mom got jumped -- they ran!
Now I'll play a public servant
To serve and protect
By the law and the state
I'd bust the punks
That rape steal and murder
And leave you be
If you crossed me
I'd shake your hand like a man
Not a god

Come meet your maker, boy
Some things you can't enjoy
Because of heaven/hell
a fucking wives' tale
They put it in your head
Then put you in your bed
He's watching say your prayers
Cause God is everywhere
Now I'll play a man learning priesthood
Who's about to take the ultimate test in life
I'd question things because I am human
And call NO ONE my father who's no closer that a stranger
I won't listen

THIS LOVE

If ever words were spoken
Painful and untrue
I said I loved but I lied
In my life
All I wanted
Was the keeping
Of someone like you
As it turns out
Deeper within me
Love was twisted and pointed at you

Never ending pain, quickly ending life --

You keep this love, thing, child, toy
You keep this love, fist, scar, break
You keep this love

I'd been the tempting one
Stole her from herself
This gift in pain
Her pain was life
And sometimes I feel so sorry
I regret this the hurting of you
But you make me so unhappy
I'd take my life and leave love with you

I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself --

No more head trips

RISE

We've got no time to lose
Your news is old news
Hate this, hate me, hate this
Right approach for the wrong
It's time to spread the word
Let the voice be heard
All of us, one of us, all of us
Dominate and take the motherf#*$ing world

Mass prediction, unification
Breathing life into out lungs
EVERY creed and EVERY kind
To give us depth for strength

Taught when we're young to hate one another
It's time to have a new reign of power
Make pride universal so no one gives in
Turn our backs on those who oppose
Then when confronted we ask them the question
That's wrong with their mind?
What's wrong with your mind?

It's time to RISE

We've lived with past mistakes
And we've lived with our own
Forgive, forget forgive
Be a man, not a child
There are to tears for peace
Of the common sympathies
Educate, reinstate, educate
a thing of past
The trouble in the states
It's time to rise

[PontiusR]

More Pantera lyrics for Vulgar Display of Power...

NO GOOD (ATTACK THE RADICAL)

In the states
There's a problem with race
Because of ignorant past burned fires
From evolution
We've been killing each other
I figure man should have it down to a science

No chance
Not for a minute
Not for a second
I won't be defensive
I'm straight out in my opinion
You'ld better listen to a man who knows what he is saying
I've seen your side
You run and hide for the mere fact that you feel inferior
Be superior
And know your interior

Race, pride, prejudice
Black man, white man
No stand
Live in the past
We make it last
a hated mass
No solution
Mind pollution
For revolution

So low behold my eyes
This land of fools will rise
No good
For no one

You blame oppression and play the role of criminals
To rape and burn show progress is minimal
White hoods and militants you know it's such a pity
Living, breathing
Violence in your city

If one man
Had one home
In one world
Held live alone without variety
Full of anxiety
No one to point at, question
Or even talk to -- in his private grave
No matter what color
He wouldn't be saved from hell
He dwells
a closed mind playing the part of prison cells

LIVE IN A HOLE

Full of grief I scream at the wind
Thought I heard the words of others
Imprison myself
And stay in a shell
I won't let you in to have a story to tell
Things tend to drag me down
Don't understand so they hate me now

My fear grips the will of stone
My fear grips I'll die alone

I promised myself somewhere in the teenage life
I'd never submit to the ones I will not be like
Live in a hole
But stay close to my kind
Cause they understand what burns in my mind
I still feel incomplete
Friends are few and far between

REGULAR PEOPLE (CONCEIT)

I've trampled on that road
That you think you own
You have that "smart ass" attitude
It's time to stop the fiction

I live it every day
While you're mind's far away
I'm out here putting pride on the line
And you case on me with pure respect
One chance at one thing
Hard time is coming
My time, your pain
I reign on you

You think you own
I take away
Take it with me
You think you own
I took away
Made it my own

Most regular people would say it's hard
And any streetwise son of a bitch knows
Don't fuck with this

The so many times
You practice in your mirror
To be just like me
But you just can't see
You ain't got the balls, son

I fight for love of brother
Your friends fight one another
You can't see because your head's up your ass
And just in cast you think you're bad
I crush your rush
I rule YOU fool
I'm immovable stone in your world of weak -- I speak

BY DEMONS BE DRIVEN

Serving the faith
Abduction the oath
It lie in wait for the offering

Religion is old
For drawing the young
Purity withers and dies
Never return to the ones that provided
Children draining parents of will
I hold out my hand to bloodless child
I'm taken by the one I was saving
From death

(Chorus) By demons be driven
Beckon the call

With decline in mind
End not far
We're left hanging alone here
He pulls us from nails
Shatters our bones
Leaving us crippled and strewn
Boiling my corpse in the blood of his children
Praying for his god to prevail
Burying us with loved ones
To sleep with shelled children of the sixth dimension

(Chorus)

HOLLOW

What's left inside him?
Don't he remember us?
Can't he believe me?
We seemed like bothers
Talked for hours last month
About what we wanna be
I sit now with his hand in mine
But I know he can't feel...

No one knows
What's done is done
It's as if he were dead

I'm close with his mother
And she cries endlessly
Lord how we miss him
At least what's remembered
It's so important to make best friends in life
But it's hard when my friend sits with blank expressions

No one knows
What's done is done
It's as if he were dead

He as hollow as I alone now
He as hollow as I alone
A shell of my friend
Just flesh and bone
There's no soul
He sees no love
I shake my fists at skies above
Mad at God

He as hollow as I converse
I wish he'd waken from this curse
Hear my words before it's through
I want to come in after you
My best friend

Woahohoooooooh Come back

[PontiusR]

Cowboys From Hell

COWBOYS FROM HELL

Under the lights where we stand tall
Nobody touches us at all
Showdown, shootout, spread fear within, without
We're gonna take what's ours to have
Spread the word throughout the land
They say the bad guys wear black
We're tagged and can't turn back

You see us comin'
And you all together run for cover
We're takin over this town

Here we come reach for your gun
And you better listen my friend, you see
It's been slow down below,
Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell
Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't talking no tall tales friend
'Cause high noon, your doom
Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell

Pillage the village, trash the scene
but better not take it out on me
'Cause a ghost town is found
Where your city used to be
So out of the darkness and into the light
Sparks fly everywhere in sight
From my double barrel, 12 gauge,
Can't lock me in your cage

You see us comin'
And you all together run for cover
We're takin over this town

Here we come reach for your gun
And you better listen my friend, you see
It's been slow down below,
Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell
Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't talking no tall tales friend
'Cause high noon, your doom
Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell

PRIMAL CONCRETE SLEDGE

There's a double standard for the way we live
If there's nothing to have,
well then there's nothing to save
I'll break a sweat and I don't regret
What you'd kill to see brings out the god in me.

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted sledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

The man of a thousand retirements
Will always be the one to tell you when to quit
I won't take stock in a withered man
I'm reaching into you, I'll make you understand

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted sledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

PSYCHO HOLIDAY

Empty and sweating
Head lying in your hands
Shaking in the corner
Done too much alcohol
Gotta get away from it all
'Cause it feels my blood is freezing
My self insanity has taken its toll
Frustration has taken its control

Now I'm far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday

Shot down on sight
You are the target of attention
One woman here another there
You can't please all the people all the time
Can't tell the strangers
From the friends you know
Frustration has taken it's control

Now you're far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set your demons free
been put through the test
Your mind laid to rest
You're on a psycho holiday

I'm strapped in for life
Is this where I lived
Or where I died
You want my money
You take my space
My mind is telling me
To leave this place
My self insanity has taken its toll
Frustration has taken its control

Now you're far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set your demons free
been put through the test
Your mind laid to rest
You're on a psycho holiday

HERESY

Here we are
In a world of corruption
Human nature is
Of violent breed
Who cares if there's no tomorrow
When I die for my future's
Laid out for me
Can't you see?
Rise above the lies
Morals on a backwards globe
a sin to you
For me it's hope.

It's my life and provision
black or white
Some pay to pray
You question why they
Act this way
It's their fucking decision

No more judgement day
Only tranquility
Peace signs, protest lines
Mean nothing to me

Honesty born in me
Heresy

I know what's right or wrong
And my belief is stronger
Than your advice
People, they go to war
because religion gives them
Reason to fight
Sacrifice, die for pride
a group that caters
No one's fees
Or synthetic deities
Is where I belong
My stand is the human race
Without a label or a face
So they can lick my sack

No more judgement day
Only tranquility
Peace signs, protest lines
Mean nothing to me

Honesty born in me
Heresy

CEMETERY GATES

The reverend he turned to me
Without a tear in his eyes
It's nothing new for him to see
I didn't ask him why
I will remember
The love our souls had
Sworn to make
Now I watch the falling rain
All my mind can see
Now is your (face)

Well I guess
You took my youth
I gave it all away
Like the birth of a
New-found joy
This love would end in rage
And when she died
I couldn't cry
The pride within my soul
You left me incomplete
All alone as the
Memories now unfold.

Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the
Cemetery Gates

Sometimes when I'm alone
I wonder aloud
If you're watching over me
Some place far abound
I must reverse my life
I can't live in the past
Then set my soul free
Belong to me at last
Through all those
Complex years
I thought I was alone
I didn't care to look around
And make this world my own
And when she died
I should've cried and spared myself some pain...
Left me incomplete
All alone as the memories still remain

The way we were
The chance to save my soul
And my concern is now in vain
Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the Cemetery Gates

[PontiusR]

More Pantera Cowboys for Hell lyrics:

Cowboys From Hell


DOMINATION

Agony is the price
That you'll pay in the end
Domination consumes you
Then calls you a friend
It's a twisted fall
binds are like steel
And manipulates the will to be
And it's hard to see
How soon we forget
When there's nothing else
Left to destroy
It's a useless ploy

Your eyes will see
The dawn of the day
And the writing
On the wall
Those words that stare
Into your soul
And to yourself
You will befall

It's domination pushed into living hell
Domination a now blacked heart
Is reaching out divinity
body suspended by chains over razors
And nails it's a penalty
Each razor a vice and each nail
Marks the demise of you life.
Grim construction grows
Has life played a trick
Sealed you in brick by brick
Till your end forcing you to bend

Your eyes will see
The dawn of the day
And the writing
On the wall
Those words that stare
Into your soul
And to yourself
You will befall

It's domination pushed into living hell
Domination a now blacked heart
Is reaching out divinity
body suspended by chains over razors
And nails it's a penalty
Each razor a vice and each nail
Marks the demise of you life.
Grim construction grows
Has life played a trick
Sealed you in brick by brick
Till your end forcing you to bend

SHATTERED

It's storming broken glass, corpses left in piles
Ungracious bludgeonmnet that breaks the earth for miles
Nothing can stop it, the day has come,
from below it's catastrophic

Freezing, there's no healing families are dying

This world is shattered... all shattered

Life crushing turbulence, this wrath can't be denied
Wishing you could help your friends,
standing where they died
Echoes haunting, a hollow planet,
lacerations, dissected nation

Freezing, there's no healing families are dying

This world is shattered... all shattered

CLASH WITH REALITY

Sometimes I know
I feel untouchable
Drowning in life
Caught up in the accessible
back down the ground
I hear the sound
there's no escapeThe concrete cloud
Spilling on me
Drenching me with
Laymen's sins
I hear the sirens
From the back of me
I'm crashing face first
Into the glass eye

Clash with reality
It rears it's ugly head
Clash with reality
The indescribable
Let the dogs lie
Where we sleep
Irrelevant theme

a situation and there's
Nothing but right
In kicks the door
Nobody moves
'Cause in walks the problem
Dictates your fate
Evicts, convicts
Who'll sign the writ of life?
This now becomes
Their morbid game
Who's piss poor excuse
Is this for a world?
It swells my hatred
Day by day

Clash with reality
It rears it's ugly head
Clash with reality
The indescribable
Let the dogs lie
Where we sleep
Irrelevant theme

MEDICINE MAN

Many distant miles away
Past the shores of ever dark
There stays a magic man
Who bears an evil mark
He helps all concerned
Those who come again return
Injecting lies while fires burn
The devil's heart
With angel's words
Have you wondered
What heaven's like?
He can show you in one night
Overwhelming with euphoric lift
To lure you to steal your gift

Intoxication
Seeping down to the bone
And there's no question
Where you have to go

Understand just take his hand
He's the medicine man

Once proud and fearless men
With desire in their eyes
Lost strong and fruitful lives
To self-indulgent ties
Their souls were dipped in venom
And put into a box
Then placed upon a crowded shelf
Where countless souls now rot
Have you ever wondered what hell's like?
He can take you there
Just one taste and you'll be back
And by the high you'll swear

Intoxication
Seeping down to the bone
And there's no question
Where you have to go

Understand just take his hand
He's the medicine man

MESSAGE IN BLOOD

There's a place that I keep deep inside me
It can trigger my mind
All along I knew it has been with me
Since I was just a child

I just summon power within my soul
It has given me life, beyond life I take
blame for my murderous problem my signature
Always reminds

It's a message in blood
It's your cryptic warning
Within the message in blood
Marks the years of pain,
And your godforsaken ending to life

I'm provoked into sick confrontations, brutal
Time after time, bed of nails, suffocation,
life's ending, slay in different designs
One mans misery is another mans mystery
No one cares to understand my
Demented means
Sticks and stones can break all your
brittle bones, epitaph written at your feet

It's a message in blood
It's your cryptic warning
Within the message in blood
Marks the years of pain,
And your godforsaken ending to life

THE SLEEP

Understanding what has
Happened before us
We are confined to a
Darkened hidden tomb
The conquering of our world
As we knew it
Rise above this pit
Of sorrow and pain
Among the few
We are the avant leaders
We've got to live
Through this trouble and decay

This question haunts my mind
Will we survive this night?
We're harboring the meek
Will we survive the sleep?

Unsure and scared
We are planning our reprise
Revolves around this world
We don't know anymore
The odds against us
Yet we're stronger and prevailing
Learn from mistakes
Counting souls for sale

This question haunts my mind
Will we survive this night?
We're harboring the meek
Will we survive the sleep?

THE ART OF SHREDDING

Unity is a rare thing
blind eyes of society bring
The category of minority
Now what are we supposed to be?
born free to be
Powerless to change the world
With our lives in the hands of madmen

Now in times when society needs us
This is where the sin begins
We're aware they're going to free us
Rage from our hearts within
born of this world
Which is a living hell
but we'll be closer to heaven

So now, this is the art
To shred... its only emotion

[PontiusR]

Far Beyond Driven (Don't read these as they may are not a bit obscene, just trying to keep the thread alive!)

STRENGTH BEYOND STRENGTH

There is nothing. No education.
No family life to open my arms to.
You'd say that my job is today, yet gone tomorrow.
I'll be broke in a gutter.
I know the opinion. A broken record. Fuck you and your
College dream. Fact is, we're stronger than all.
You're working for perfect bodies,
perfect minds and perfect
Neighbors. But I'm helping to legalize dope on
Your pristine streets and I'm making a fortune.
You're muscle and gall. Naive at best.
I'm bone, brain and cock.
Deep down stronger than all.

A sad state of affairs. A crippled America.
A pipe dream buttfucked.
Immune. Stronger than all.

A lament for a rookie officer,
punk ass weak little lamb.
For the mob, truly, does rule at this particular time.

We've grown into a monster.
An arrogant, explosive motherfuck.
Hard as a rock. Shut like a lock.
Finally, the president in submission.
He holds out his hand on
Your television and draws back a stump.
It's too late for some.

Far too late.

No more holdbacks. No more paying a cops paycheck.
Let him bust his own child.
The son that heeds my word and smokes my dope.
The daughter that sucks me off and
snorts cheap anything.

Hail Kings. The new Kings. Stronger than all.

A simple process to legalize.
There would not be a choice but to
Take our side.
Be there no question of certain strengths. Know
This intention.
Forever stronger than all.

BECOMING

A long time ago I never knew myself. Then the memory
Of shame birthed its gift.
No more. The small one, the weak one, the frightened one.
Running from beatings, deflating. I'm becoming more
Than a man. More than you ever were. Driven and burning
To rise beyond Jesus.

I'm born again with snakes eyes
Becoming Godsize

I found my life was slipping through my hands. Perhaps
Through death my life won't be so bad.
I can see you, can fuck you, inside of you. Staring through
Your eyes. Belittle your friends to serve me, to suck me,
To realize my saving grasp. I of suicide. I the unlord.

I'm born again with snakes eyes
Becoming Godsize

5 MINUTES ALONE

I see you had your mind all made up you group of
Pitiful liars. Before I woke to face the day, your master
Plan transpired. -Something told me- this job had more to
Meet the eye. My song is not believed? My words some-
What deceiving? Now I'm unwhole.

You've waged a war of nerves
But you can't crush the kingdom

Can't be what your idols are. Can't leave the scar.
You cry for compensation. I ask you please just give us...

5 minutes alone

I read your eyes, your mind was made up. You took me for
A fool. You used complexion of my skin for a counter
Rascist tool. -You can't burn me- I've spilled my guts out
In the past. Taken advantage of because you know where

I've come [from]. My past.
You've waged a war of nerves
But you can't crush the kingdom

Can't be what your idols are. Can't leave the scar.
You cry for compensation. I ask you please just give us...

5 minutes alone

I'M BROKEN

I wonder if we'll smile in our coffins while loved ones
Mourn the day, the absence of our faces, living, laughing,
Eyes awake. Is this too much for them to take?

Too young for ones conclusion, the lifestyle won.
Such values you taught your son. That's how.

Look at me now. I'm broken.
Inherit my life.
One day we all will die, a cliched fact of life. Force fed
To make us heed. Inbred to sponge our bleed. Every
Warning, a leaking rubber, a poison apple for mingled
Blood. Too young for ones delusion the lifestyle cost
Venereal Mother embrace the los$. That's how

Look at you now. You're broken
Inherit your life.

GOOD FRIENDS AND A BOTTLE OF PILLS

I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me Daddy. And I called her baby when I
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. And I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. You were knocked out. But we were
All knocked out you know. In a way

I serve too many masters.

We didn't know you'd break the bottle that the magic
Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
And neck. And you'd do it too, you're that kind of dude.
But you wouldn't know what you were doing because
I didn't, your girlfriend could have been a burn
Victim, an amputee, a dead body. But god damn I wanted
To fuck.

I'm serving too many fucking masters.
[I told you. I told you motherfucker]

HARD LINES, SUNKEN CHEEKS

As a child I was given the gift to entertain you.
But through blood I inherited a life that could destroy you.
I drink all day. I smoke all day. I've done it all but tap

The vein.

These hard lines and sunken cheeks are text book reasons
All these Christians come alive and try to sell you

My soul for a goat, yet I'll outlive the old.
You know it's bad, some may say sad, a hangover is
Inspiration. Like a junkie I hurt for it. A bad trip, the
Emptiness. I never sleep, or always sleep a lack of
Fulfillment to me is me. The big picture.
These hard lines and sunken cheeks are part of
What the Christians mean to immortalize my situation.

My soul for a goat. Yet I'll outlive the old.
Embrace some religion. To get close to some
Undivine ejaculation point.

Simply to thy ghost I cling.
Simply to thy ghost I reject.
Simply to thy ghost I give spit.

Tempter, tempting, tempt me. Molest me. You know that I'll
Submit. For this is my weakness and
it saves me from relationships
With those Christians. You know they'll sell you my soul

For a goat. Yet I'll outlive the old.

SLAUGHTERED

One's own Kingman, Christ person, Woman God.
At battle with a mass astrengent. The bond
That blends the weak to the wise.
It's a safe assumption that you'd want
to save me now. But I'll never face castration.
For your sacred sow is left slaughtered.
Brainwashed by me. Myself influence I. Bird brained
World saver. A fake god rests dead inside you.
It's a safe assumption that you'd want to save me now.
But I'll never face castration. For your sacred sow is left

Slaughtered.

System destroyed. Exposed and unployed. The fruit
Of intention cry for their dead, but turning their head to
Ignore reality's claw. Knife to your wrist, syringe in your
Arm is your ounce of prevention. Give what you made,
And under your name on your grave, is salvation. A big
Fucking joke.

Slaughter the pig, the self rightous king for your own
Restoration. For your God is in your chest, and faith kills
What is precious, for death is unanswered.

Do sin.

25 YEARS

I vent my frustration at you old man, after
Years your ears will hear..You screamed that you
Tried, but it's words of a weakling and promises made
By a drunken liar [fucking liar].
Now you pick up that splintered
Chair, that was aiming for your head. A head that should
Have been long ago kicked in by me. Alone.
I won't lose a second of sleep for this...Don't touch me.
Orphaned to the dope and drinks, I learned my lesson well,
Somehow(?), from you. No tears. Can't clutch my regrets.
But these years of detachment have left me with
Demons now surfacing. But I'm becoming more than nothing.
You never knew the answers to any of my questions, did you?
You made up all the answers to my unimportant existence.
But now you don't have to dump me off, not again...

Don't touch me again.

I vow, lest I die tomorrow...

You'll never be the father I am. The bastard father to
The thousands of the ugly, criticized, the unwanted. The
Ones with fathers just like you. We're fucking you back.
I'm shoving my life right down your throat. Can I
Find the guts? Can I feel the heart? Look at the
Ground as you choke me up, does it taste like tequila?

Or failure?
We're fucking you back.

SHEDDING SKIN

I don't want you to look at me while I'm shedding
Skin. I can't afford for you to see what's inside me.
I'd rather shoot myself than have you watch me. I
Feel you'd steal my skin to try and wear me.
I was betrayed, one more day of my short life. You were
Carried away. You had no shame. To suffocate my being.
I was me, but you weren't you. You were sticking to me like
a scab...so I peeled you away, and bled for days. Then
Stepped out of myself.

I'm shedding skin, changing within, I'm falling in.
Through swollen eyes, I dreamed you died, caught inside.
I'm shedding skin, spreading thin, severed stem.
I created the end, I'm killing a friend. I'm shedding my skin.

I don't think you belong in here,
I feel I'm sick. Don't ask because
You know damn well where I've been. I've kept a simple
Woman through the thick and thin. But I've found the guts
to sever from my Siamese twin.
I throw you away. Everyday. A dead part of life. Strangling
back. Seething black. In between my longing for torture.
Blood on my face that came from your face. The mix
Of kissing and bleeding. I put you away. I shut you away.
I pissed you away. I threw you away.

I'm shedding skin, changing within, I'm falling in.
Through swollen eyes, I dreamed you died, caught inside.
I'm shedding skin, spreading thin, severed stem.
I created the end, I'm killing a friend. I'm shedding my skin.

You're fucking, and sucking. You're friendless. It's endless.
Your flower has soured. It's endless. You're friendless.
It's harder. And stronger. But no one's been inside you longer.
Or harder. Or deeper. To get you off, you need the fear.
It's never love. Bloody touch. Broken wrist. Needle rust.
Choking throat. Swallowed teeth. Head fuck. No peace.
I'm shedding my skin to peel you off of me.
You've got to love me.
Ornament. Shrunken head. Playtoy. Snake strike. Poisonous.
Syphillis. Drenched me. Soaked me.
I'm shedding my skin to drain you out of me.
You've got to hate me.

USE MY THIRD ARM

Enlight your sense of thought, of touch, of real, a shield,
An underground for this coward.
Building a blood in water scent. It's like some raping,
without judgement.
Boy in a pocket. Balls in a bag. Serve and
Protect you. His dick his gun, his brain his badge.

A faster way to kill them all would take too goddamn long.
Absorb through pores the great escape. Kill that fuck
to show him up. Equal his displeasure now. Stab his
Ass, a reminded past of what the fuck we live for.

Ourselves.

Arm yourself. A branch. A third arm. Extend your health,
Crawl inside euphoria. Building a blood in water scent. It's
Like a scraping. It's entrapment. Boy in a pocket. Balls in
A bag. Perverted handle. His getting by is a fisted fuck.
A faster way to exterminate them takes too fucking
long. Absorb through pores the great escape.
Kill that fuck to show him up. Equal his displeasure now.
Stab his ass, a reminded past of what the fuck we live for.
Ourselves.

Half assed for most his life. Piss poor little ham. NARO
boy- A fake fuck limp dick. Sucking up to the man.
And the world. We need a fucking cold war.

THROES OF REJECTION

This is feeding what I am.
It's like salt poured into a deep, infected wound. It's the
type of pain you really dig and long for. I've always been
Insecure to open up and show love. Some pretty girl with
Long hair, some bald guy writhing.
rejection...The kind that's self induced. The tongue that's
Bitten through. The nauseating stab. Is feeding what
I am. A short fuse.

If there really is a god, then it's punishing me constantly.
She let me taste that sugarhole and of course, I wanted
More.

But no. I'm reduced to a Rottypanol snort and a lot of drinks.
This shit goes on and on. Just look down my pants.
Rejection...It ain't a fucking game. My human dick to
blame. A sociopathic plan. Is feeding what I am.
Rejection...Takes life away from eyes. Will give you to
The skies. It makes me more than a man. Is drowning

What I am.

PLANET CARAVAN

We sail through endless skies
stars shine like eyes
the black night sighs
The moon in silver trees
falls down in tears
light of the night
The earth, a purple blaze
of sapphire haze
in orbit always

While down below the trees
bathed in cool breeze
silver starlight breaks down the night
And so we pass on by the crimson eye
of great god Mars
as we travel the universe

[PontiusR]

The Great Southern Trendkill

THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL

It's wearing on my mind,
I'm speaking all my doubts aloud
You rob a dead mans grave,
then flaunt it like you did create
If I hit bottom and everythings gone
In the great Mississippi,
please drown me and run
It's digging time again,
you're nurturing the weakest trend
Those with the heart and the brain to get past this
Can spot a pathetic without even asking
Fuck your magazine,
and fuck the long dead plastic scene
Pierce a new hole, if Hell was "in"
you'd give your soul
THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL
That's right,
THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL
Buy it at a store, from MTV to on the floor
You look just like a star,
it's proof you don't know who you are
It's bullshit time again,
you'll save the world within your trend
Politically relieved, you're product sold and well received
The right words spoken gold,
if I was God you'd sell your soul to...

WAR NERVE

Truly, fuck the world, for all it's worth,
every inch of Planet
Earth, fuck myself, don't leave me out, but don't get
involved, don't corner me
Inside, ulcer, unjust bastards, file out face first
Meet the lies and see what you are
It's forcing you down, and it's grinding against you
Let the war nerve break
For every fucking second the pathetic media pisses on me and
judges what I am in one paragraph - Look here - Fuck you all
Expect the worse, you bleeding heart, but kill me first
before it starts, yes my cock is getting hard, we are
born different after all
Invite mayhem, produce weapons, shoot out, burn down
No CNN or media now
All the money in the fucking world couldn't
buy me one second of trust or one ounce of
faith in anything you're about
Fuck you all
Nothing is worth the sleep that I've lost
Apologies unacceptable now
A blistered revenge awaits in me
This is fucking loveless
Hate
Hate mail is not read, in jail instead
Hate
The Lord knows, there's worse
Ignore, this curse
Hate

DRAG THE WATERS

A smack on the wrists is the words from the mouth
of the outsiders, lawyers, police
A small price to pay for the dope and the guns
And the rape, it should all be O.K.
Your father is rich, he's the judge, he's the man,
he's the God that got your sentence reduced
But in the back of his mind, he well knows what
he'd find if he looked a little deeper in you - in you
Drag the waters some more
Like never before
Sweet is the slice and the lips - you're gonna have
that woman - she is your favorite lay
Promised you (swore) that no one had been there,
and she was going to keep it that way
Let it move in, you got thin, and got high, and
your money went and so did your friends
But she's by your side, and her smile cannot hide
the premonition of the beckoning end - the end
In with it, out with it

10'S

My skin is cold, transfusion with somebody morose and
old, drop into fruitless dying
It was tempting and bared, the whoring angel rising
Now burning prayers, my silent time of losing
My foes - they can't destroy my body
Colliding slow, like life itself
Long for the blur, we cannot dry much longer
Cement to dirt, disgusted with my cheapness
Reaching down, staring up (at the forgiver)

13 STEPS TO NOWHERE

Whores
Your windows boarded up, your private lives exposed
The talk shows pump it up, lab rats diseased for show
We're doomed to use the slang, outbreak of drug roulette
A church burned to the ground, not even noticed yet
13 Steps (To Nowhere)
Whores
A backwards swastika, the black skin riddled in lead
A Nazi Gangster Jew, it beats a dog that's dead
It's in to use the slang, outbreak of gun roulette
The cross slants to the side, will prove the damnedest yet
13 Steps - Leads to nowhere
The backlash dislocates, an untimely reign of death
The wolf poked with the stick, awaits with cancerous breath
(Leads to nowhere)
Outsiders still suppose, there's Holy streets to roam
The truth should not surprise, your homes were built on lies

SUICIDE NOTE PT. 1

Cheap cocaine, a dry inhale, the pills that kill and take
the pain away
Diet of life, shelter without, the face that cannot
see inside yours and mine
When I'm hiding, when I need it, it lets me
breathe, for our handle on this life, I don't believe
this time
Would you look at me now?
Can you tell I'm a man?
With these scars on my wrists
To prove I'll try again
Try to die again, try to live through this night
Try to die again.....
Forever fooling, free and using, sliding down the
slide that breaks a will
Mothers angel, getting smarter, how smart are
you to regress unfulfilled? It's a damn shame,
but who's to blame?

SUICIDE NOTE PT. II

Out of my mind, gun up to the mouth
No pretension, execution, live and learn
Rape and turn
Fret not family, nor pre-judged army
This is for me, and me only, cowards only
Try it
Don't you try to die, like me
It's livid and it's lies and makes graves
It's not worth the time to try, to replenish a
rotting life
I'll end the problem, facing nothing, fuck you off,
fuck you all
Tortured history, addict of misery, this exposes me
for weakness is a magnet - watch me do it
Graves descending down
Why would you help anyone who doesn't want it,
doesn't need it, doesn't want your shit advice
when a mind's made up to go ahead and die?
What's done is done and gone, so why cry?

LIVING THROUGH ME (HELL'S WRATH)

I cannot take the take, your condition was nod awake
A selfish cryer, boldface liar, robbing all of what
you could take in
Stabbed towards a death, a dirty smelling girl
Shit decisions, no provisions, filling veins with juice
of chaos
Painted face, olive drab, swollen hole, empty bag,
sunken eyes, whining dog, it's times like this
you should pray for never
I broke your fucking mold, then threw away the
cast, new religion and new provisions, it's amazing
you're alive
Drop the needle and stop what you're changing into
Erase the end dissolving, disgrace is needed more
So I mended severed ties, through flesh we cauterized
the undeserving, sliming, writhing, I filled you up
with watered promise
Spitting teeth, oral lust, alley fuck, angel dust,
anal whore, bleeding knees, it's times
like this to pray for murder
So now I've seen it all, Hells' wrath , no
man has greater glory, cause now you're living through me
So I'm done with saving you, a gift unto myself, a
tired savior, a wasted favor, and I'm lucky I'm alive

FLOODS

A dead issue, don't wrestle with it, deaf ears are sleeping
A guilty bliss, so inviting (let me in), nailed to the cross
I feel you, relate to you, accuse you
Wash away us all, take us with the floods
Then throughout the night, they were raped and executed
Cold hearted world
Your language unheard of, the vast sound of tuning out
The rash of negativity is seen one sidedly, burn away the day
The nervous, the drifting, the heaving
Wash away us all, take us with the floods
Then throughout the day mankind played with grenades
Cold hearted world
And at night they might bait the pentagram
Extinguishing the sun
Wash away man, take him with the floods

THE UNDERGROUND AMERICA

Put in position to wage teenage mayhem
A common affair for the ones who are juiced
If it is weakness that grants us the power
We thrive on what's stronger than most of the world
Glass breaks/the dimming lights/sweat,
heat and profane debate/
the smart ones stay on the outside/while drunken heads and
arms erupt/centered man swings a punch,
spits a tooth, postures
odd/a punk rock escapade/five
bucks a head to be king dick in the crowd
We are the ones who must sport the position
cheap beer/trendy clicks/lesbian love
is accepted and right/
shaved heads meet hair in the
mix/blending the 80's and 90's
with hate
Shows on/dates canceled/kicked out
for reasons that seem
so unfair/skin crusts against
the cops/a foregone conclusion that's
tired and beat
Ringworm,crabs and lice/V.D. ecstasy, speed and horse/a
heaven/of unmatched importance/an honor
of sex to be stuck by the
punk
Rich homes/with money and
food/abandoned for the bums on the
street/a lifestyle that's
unexplainable/don't try and save what is
all meant to be
If it is free/from (a) family
that's seen/you can just keep it
if you must beg/it's better
instead/you must follow the etiquette
You know when it rains you're in your bed at home
You act so real when you are alone
You better not let the mohawked crowd see
Give it five years, you'll retire your piercings
You must admit that you mimic the weaklings


(REPRISE) SANDBLASTED SKIN


Scrape it, grind it, peel it, hide it
The trend is over and gone forever
Shelf it, box it, save it, frame it
You won't need that anymore,
it's on sale at the dollar store
Waste of time, pantomime, circus doll, at the local mall
Exterminate, it's all fake!

Exterminate, it's all fake
Sandblast yourself
Sandblast yourself
Sandblast
Sandblast
It's getting old, old, old

[Kizaragu]

By wanting the longest thread ever, I think the guy meant a topic with the most posts. Not longest replies. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[PontiusR]

I know, but I just copy and paste the whole thing! I'm a little too lazy to make it into more posts.

[Kizaragu]

Your a...

[Kizaragu]

...discrace to FK.

[PontiusR]

Isn't someone who posts in FK...

[PontiusR]

...a disgrace to PSOW?



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[Kizaragu]

Yes.
I'm ashamed I post here... DON'T LOOK AT MEH!
I remember when I was most active in Off topic.
Ah those were the spam free days.



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[Bradicus]

i was born (so to speak) in FK, so it actually hurts me to make a post more than five lines long.

[PontiusR]

I used to be most active in off topic as well...ahh how I've fallen

[Kizaragu]

But look at my post count.
I must of spammed for britain to outdo it.
(That's an old english saying for you yankee doodle days.)

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-14 15:06, Kizaragu wrote:
But look at my post count.


I'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing that I have more non-FK posts than the rest of you. Most (98%) were in M/Q/I/ID, now because of my interest in FK and waiting for Lollipop to get back to me about a project I recently undertook, it is probably about 60% M/Q/I/ID, and 37% FK.

[PontiusR]

You know, Satan really is actually the Catholic Church's best friend. He's kept them in business for centuries.











Ahh, the things you think of in FK.

[PontiusR]

85% FK or so I think for me

[PontiusR]

This has got to be one of my favorite songs of all time by Rage Against the Machine...

Killing In The Name
Killing in the name of!
Some of those that were forces are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that burn crosses
Huh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya (11 times)
But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
Some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses
Uggh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya (4 times)
And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control (7 times)
And now you do what they told ya!

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Come on!

(Guitar solo: 'Yeah! Come on!')

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

Motherfucker!
Uggh!

No, I was not exaggerating the fuck you part, Zach de la Rocha screams it exactly 16 times

[PontiusR]

Another RATM favorite I blast outta my car...

Township Rebellion
Rebel, rebel and yell
'Cause our people still dwell in hell
Locked in a cell
Yes, the structure's a cell
Mad is the story I tell
How long can we wait?
Come on, seein' what's at stake
Action for reaction
If your mind's in a somewhat complacent state
Get a check up
This is a stick up
Our freedom or your life
Lord, I wish I could be peacful
But there can be no sequel


Now freedom must be fundamental
In Johannesburg or South Central
On the mic, 'cause someone should tell 'em
To kick in the township rebellion


Yeah, what about that sucker?

Yeah, so you thought you could get with the hardlines
That fill your mind
Thoughts, battles fought
And lessons taught
Yes I'll display the fitness
And flip like a gymnast
Raise my fist and resist
Asleep, though we stand in the midst
Of the war
Gotta get mine
Gotta get more
Keepin' the mic warm against the norm
'Cause what does it offer me?
I think often it's nothin' but a coffin

Gotta get wreck
'Till our necks never swing on a rope
From here to the cape of no hope


Now freedom must be fundamental
In Johannesburg or South Central
On the mic, 'cause someone should tell 'em
To kick in the township rebellion


Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm

(Guitar solo)

Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm

What's it gonna take?
Euuurrrggghhhhh!

Shackle their minds when they're bent on the cross
When ignorance reigns, life is lost
Shackle their minds when they're left on the cross
When ignorance reigns, life is lost
Shackled our minds when we're bent on the cross
When ignorance reigns, life is lost
Shackled our minds when we're left on the cross
When ignorance reigns, life is lost, lost, lost!

Shackle your minds and you're left on the cross!
When ignorance reigns, life is lost!
Just shackle your minds when you're bent on the cross!
When ignorance reigns, life is lost, lost!

Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm

[PontiusR]

Another personal RATM favorite:

Vietnow

Turn on tha radio, nah fuck it turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio
Nah fuck it, turn it off
Turn it off, turn on tha radio, nah fuck it turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio
Nah fuck it, your saviour's my guillotine, crosses and kerosene

Merge on tha networks, slangin' nerve gas
Up jump tha boogie then bang, let 'em hang
While tha paraniod try ta stuff tha void
Let's capture this AM mayhem
Undressed, and blessed by tha Lord
Tha power pendulum swings by tha umbilical cord
Shock around tha clock, from noon 'til noon
Men grabbin' they mics, and stuff 'em into tha womb
Terror's tha product ya push
Well I'm a truth addict, oh shit I gotta headrush
Sheep tremble an here come tha votes
Thrown from tha throat, new cages an scapegoats
Undressed and blessed by tha Lord
Tha same devil that ran around Managua wit a sword
Check out tha new style that Ollie found
I tune in wit a bullet ta shut down tha devil sound
Shut down tha devil sound
Tha program of Vietnow
Shut down tha devil sound

Turn on the radio, nah fuck it turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio
Nah fuck it, turn it off
Turn it off, turn on the radio, nah fuck it turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio
Nah fuck it, your saviour's my guillotine, crosses and kerosene

Flex tha cerebellum, fire, uh!
Somebody gotta shell 'em
These evil angels lists, hittin' tha AM playlist
Paid ta say this
That one inhuman, illegal, single woman
Tha one wit out a room
The transmissions wippin' our backs
Yeah, comin' down like bats from Stacy Coon
Terror's tha product ya push
Well I'm a truth addict, oh shit I gotta headrush
Tha sheep tremble an here come tha votes
Thrown from tha throat, new cages and scapegoats
One caution tha mics a detonator unwound
Ta shut down tha devil sound
Shut down tha devil sound
Check tha heads bow in vietnow
Shut down tha devil sound

Is all tha world jails and churches?
Is all tha world jails and churches?
Is all tha world jails and churches?
Is all tha world jails and churches?
Is all tha world jails and churches?

Radio, nah fuck it, turn it off
Fear is your only god on tha radio
Nah fuck it, turn it off
Turn it off, turn on tha radio, nah fuck it turn it off
Fear is your only god on tha radio
Nah fuck it, your saviour's my guillotine, crosses and kerosene

Fear is your, fear is your, fear is your only god
Fear is your, fear is your, fear is your only god
Fear is your, fear is your, fear is your only god
Fear is your, fear is your, fear is your only god

[PontiusR]

This is one of my favorite SOAD songs from their best but often overlooked first album. It's way better than Toxicity!

Suite-Pee

I had an out of body experience, the other day,
her name was Jesus, and for her everyone cried,
everyone cried, everyone cried. Try her philosophy,
try her philosophy, try her philosophy, try. You die
for her philosophy, die for her philosophy, die her
philosophy die. Crossed and terrored ravages of
architecture, lend me thy blades, we're crossed
and terrored ravages of architecture, hoist around
the spade. Try her philosophy, try her philosophy,
try her philosophy, and try. You die for her philosophy,
die for her philosophy, die her philosophy die. die.....
die......die......why......lie naked on the floor and let
the messiah go through our souls, lie naked on the
floor and let the messiah go all through our souls, die,
like a mother fucker, die, like a mother fucker, die, like
a mother fucker, why, like a mother fucker, i want to
fuck my way to the garden, cause everyone needs a
mother fucker! Try her philosophy, try her philosophy,
try her philosophy, try. You die for her philosophy, die
for her philosophy, die her philosophy die. the following
of a christ, the following of a christ, the following of a christ,
the following of a christ, the falling of christ, the falling of christ,
the falling of christ, the falling of christ.

[Allos]

Do you realize that I could say "FUCK DA PO-LEECE" over and over for 3 minutes and have a rap song?

[PontiusR]

Another great SOAD song off that same CD

Soil

THE PHOENIX HE HELPED CREATE,
OUT OF CONTROL BOY WITHOUT A DAD,
SHOT THE GUN THAT STARTLED MY LIFE,
WHILE I DROVE HIM WITH A FORTY-FIVE.

FRIENDS FOR YEARS IMAGES IN RED,
BLEW OFF HIS OWN MOTHER-FUCKIN HEAD,
CONFIDENCE, DEATH, INSECURITY,
MEN FALL UNREALIZED,
UNREALIZED, UNREALIZED.

MAKING A DECISION OF DEATH,
WHILE EVERYONE AROUND YOU PLED,
NOW YOU FLY IN PEACE,
I HOPE, MY FRIEND,
A MAN CAN'T AVOID WHAT HE'S MEANT TO DO,
WHEN HE'S MEANT TO DO IT,
EVEN IF HE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO,
MY MEMORIES ARE OF FUN AND FRIENDSHIP,
OF WEAKNESS WITHIN THE STRENGTH OF YOUTH,
FOR REASONS UNDEFINED, REASONS UNDEFINED,
REASONS UNDEFINED, REASONS UNDEFINED.

FRIENDS FOR YEARS IMAGES IN RED,
BLEW OFF HIS OWN MOTHER-FUCKIN HEAD,
CONFIDENCE, DEATH, INSECURITY,
MEN FALL UNREALIZED,

DON'T YOU REALIZE,
EVIL, LIVES IN THE MOTHER-FUCKIN SKIN,
DON'T YOU REALIZE,
EVIL, LIVES IN THE MOTHER-FUCKIN SKIN,

UNREALIZED, UNREALIZED.

DON'T YOU, REALIZE, EVIL,
LIVES IN THE MOTHER-FUCKING SKIN,
DON'T YOU, REALIZE , THAT EVIL,
LIVES IN THE MOTHER-FUCKING SKIN!

[Kizaragu]

On 2003-11-14 18:04, Allos wrote:
Do you realize that I could say "FUCK DA PO-LEECE" over and over for 3 minutes and have a rap song?

You could say alot of stuff and still have one.

"I wantAH ham sandwhich"
"I wantAH ham sandwhich"
"I wantAH ham sandwhich"
"I wantAH ham sandwhich"
"I wantAH ham sandwhich"
"I wantAH ham sandwhich"
"I wantAH ham sandwhich PLEASE"

Look out Eminem.

[PontiusR]

On 2003-11-14 18:04, Allos wrote:
Do you realize that I could say "FUCK DA PO-LEECE" over and over for 3 minutes and have a rap song?



Actually, in a cruel twist of fate, here are the lyrics for the RATM version of "Fuck Tha Police":

Good Evening,

We want to just quickly send a nice friendly message
to uh, Fraternal Order of Police in Philadelphia.

Here's something nice and friendly,
Here's something nice and friendly,
Here's something nice and friendly,
and it goes something like this.

Fuck tha police,
Comin straight from the underground.
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown,
And not the other color so police think,
They have the authority to kill a minority.

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one,
For a punk mutha fucka with a badge and a gun,
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail.
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell.

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager,
With a little bit of gold and a pager.
Searchin my car, lookin for the product.
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics.

You'd rather see me in the pen,
Then me and Lorenzo chilling in the Benzo.
Beat tha police outta shape,
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape,
To mark off the scene of the slaughter.
No controller, bread and water.

A young nigga on a warpath,
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath,
Of cops, dyin in L. A.

Yo, I got somethin to say.
Fuck the police,
Comon! Off, What?
Fuck the police,
Yeah!
Comon!
Fuck tha police,
Yeah.

Fuck The police,
Comin straight from the underground.
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown,
And not the other color so police think,
They have the authority to kill a minority.

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one,
For a punk mutha fucka with a badge and a gun,
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail.
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell.

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager,
With a little bit of gold and a pager.
Searchin my car, lookin for the product.
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics.

You'd rather see me in the pen,
Then me and Lorenzo chilling in the Benzo.
Beat tha police outta shape,
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape,
To mark off the scene of the slaughter.
No controller, bread and water.

I don't know if they fags or what,
Search a nigga down and grabbin in the nuts.
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none.
But don't let it be a black and a white one.
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top,
Black police showin out for the white cop.

Yeah, my brothas will swarm,
On any mutha fucka in a blue uniform.
Just cuz we in Washington D.C, punk police are afraid of me.
Hey!

Punk on a warpath,
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath,
Of cops, dyin in L. A.

Hey yo, We got somethin to say.
Fuck the police,
Comon, sing that shit,
Right now,
Comon!
Comon!
One more time,
Here we go, here we go,
Comon!
One More, We gotta do it, right now,
Yeah,
Check it out.

[Allos]

I knew that was a song, but I said DA, not THA. There is a difference my friend!

[PontiusR]

Yes, I knew you knew it was a song, but since I had posted RATM lyrics I thought I'd give you there version of it, performed live. On the CD cover it says "Fuck Tha Police" but maybe it really is "Da"...ahh the insanity of rap titles.

[Saiffy]

i hate this thread! takes so damn long to read every lyric of those songs.

dont pretend YOU dont read them all!

[Kizaragu]

My Ham sandwhich rap was better.

[PontiusR]

Now for some NIN lyrics. This one is called Starfuckers, Inc.

my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

i have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
i listened to everyone now i know that everyone was right
i'll be there for you as long as it works for me
i play a game it's called insincerity

starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers incorporated
starfuckers

i am every fucking thing and just a little more
i sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore
and when i suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste (asskisser)

starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers incorporated
starfuckers

starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers incorporated
starfuckers

all the pain
how did you think we'd get by without you?
you're so vain
i'll bet you think this song is about you
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you? (starfuckers)
(starfuckers)
(starfuckers)
(starfuckers incorporated)
starfuckers (starfuckers)
starfuckers (starfuckers)
(starfuckers)
(starfuckers incorporated)
(starfuckers)
(starfuckers)
now i belong
i'm one of the chosen ones

(starfuckers)
now i belong
i'm one of the chosen ones

(starfuckers)
now i belong
i'm one of the chosen ones

(starfuckers incorporated)
(starfuckers)
now i belong
i'm one of the beautiful ones (starfuckers)
(starfuckers incorporated)

i have become

[PontiusR]

This one is called Closer:

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you
help me
i broke apart my insides
help me
i've got no soul to sell
help me
the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself

i wanna fuck you like an animal
i wanna feel you from the inside
i wanna fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

you can have my isolation
you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith
you can have my everything
help me
tear down my reason
help me
it's your sex i can smell
help me
you make me perfect
help me become somebody else

i wanna fuck you like an animal
i wanna feel you from the inside
i wanna fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

all through every forest
above the trees
within my stomach
scraped off my knees
i drink the honey
inside your hive
you are the reason
i stay alive

[PontiusR]

This one is Hurt. Johhny Cash covered this one not that long ago:

i hurt myself today
to see if i still feel
i focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
the needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but i remember everything

what have i become?
my sweetest friend
everyone i know
goes away in the end
you could have it all
my empire of dirt
i will let you down
i will make you hurt

i wear this crown of shit
upon my liar's chair
full of broken thoughts
i cannot repair
beneath the stains of time
the feelings disappear
you are someone else
i am still right here

what have i become?
my sweetest friend
everyone i know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt
i will let you down
i will make you hurt

if i could start again
a million miles away
i would keep myself
i would find a way

[PontiusR]

This one is called I Do Not Want This:

i'm losing ground
you know how this world can beat you down
and i'm made of clay
i fear i'm the only one who thinks this way

i'm always falling down the same hill
bamboo puncturing this skin
and nothing comes bleeding out of me just like a waterfall i'm drowning in
2 feet below the surface i can still make out your wavy face
and if i could just reach you maybe i could leave this place

i do not want this
i do not want this
i do not want this
i do not want this

and don't you tell me how i feel
don't you tell me how i feel
don't you tell me how i feel
you don't know just how i feel

i stay inside my bed
i have lived so many lives all in my head
and don't tell me that you care
there really isn't anything now, is there?

you would know, wouldn't you?
you extend your hand to those who suffer
to those who know what it really feels like
to those who've had a taste
like that means something
and oh so sick i am
and maybe i don't have a choice
and maybe that is all i have
and maybe this is a cry for help

i do not want this
i do not want this
i do not want this
i do not want this

and don't you tell me how i feel
don't you tell me how i feel
don't you tell me how i feel
you don't know just how i feel

i want to know everything
i want to be everywhere
i want to fuck everyone in the world
i want to do something that matters
i want to know everything
i want to be everywhere
i want to fuck everyone in the world
i want to do something that matters
i want to know everything
i want to be everywhere
i want to fuck everyone in the world
i want to do something that matters
i want to know everything
i want to be everywhere
i want to fuck everyone in the world
i want to do something that matters
i want to know everything
i want to be everywhere
i want to fuck everyone in the world
i want to do something that matters

[PontiusR]

This one is called Big Man With A Gun, sort of a filler on The Downward Spiral IMO, but thats debateable I suppose.

i am a big man
(yes i am)
and i've got a big gun
got me a big old dick and i
i like to have fun
held against your forehead
well, i'll make you suck it
maybe i'll put a hole in your head
you know, just for the fuck of it
well, i can reduce you if i want
i can devour
i'm hard as fucking steel, i've got the power
i'm every inch a man, and i'll show you somehow
me and my fucking gun
nothing can stop me now

shoot
shoot
shoot
shoot
shoot
i'm going to come all over you
shoot
shoot
shoot
shoot
shoot
i'm going to come all over you
shoot
shoot
shoot
shoot
shoot
i'm going to come all over you
shoot
shoot
shoot
shoot
shoot
i'm going to come all over you

me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun (my fucking gun)
me and my fucking gun (my fucking gun)
me and my fucking gun (my fucking gun)
me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun

[PontiusR]

An older song called Wish

this is the first day of my last days
built it up now take it apart
climbed up real high now fall down real far
no need for me to stay
the last thing left i just threw it away
i put my faith in god and my trust in you
now there's nothing more fucked up i could do

wish there was something real wish there was something true
wish there was something real in this world full of you

i'm the one without a soul
i'm the one with this big fucking hole
no new tale to tell
twenty-six years on my way to hell
gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck
don't think you're having all the fun
you know me i hate everyone

wish there was something real wish there was something true
wish there was something real in this world full of you

i want to but i can't turn back
but i want to but i can't turn back
but i want to but i can't turn back
but i want to but i can't turn back
but i want to but i can't turn back
but i want to but i can't turn back
but i want to but i can't turn back
but i want to but i can't turn back

wish there was something real wish there was something true
wish there was something real in this world full of you
wish there was something real wish there was something true
wish there was something real in this world full of you
this world full of you
this world full of you
this world full

[PontiusR]

This one is called Heresy (rightly so)

he sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see
he tries to tell me what i put inside of me
he got the answers to ease my curiosity
he dreamed a god up and called it christianity

god is dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see you there

he flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line
he made a virus that would kill off all the swine
his perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain
demands devotion atrocities done in his name

god is dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see you there
your god is dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see you there

"will you die for this?
will you die for this?
will you die for this?
will you die for this?"

god is dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see you there
(your god is dead)
god is dead (and no one cares)
and no one cares (drowning in his own hypocrisy)
if there is a hell (see you)
i'll see you there (you there)

[PontiusR]

This is the Downward Spiral (the song)

he couldn't believe how easy it was
he put the gun into his face
bang!
(so much blood for such a tiny little hole)
problems do have solutions you know
a lifetime of fucking things up fixed
in one determined flash

everything's blue
everything's blue in this world
the deepest shade of mushroom blue
all fuzzy
spilling out of my head

[PontiusR]

This is called Where is Everybody?

did you happen to catch
or did it happen so fast
what you thought would always last
has passed you by
is everything speeding up
or am i slowing down
i'm just spinning around
and i don't know why
all the pieces don't fit
though i didn't really give a shit
i never wanted to be like you
but for all i aspire
i am really a liar
and i'm running out of things i can do

i'd like to stay
but every day
everything pushes me farther away
if you could show
help me to know
how it's supposed to be
where did it go?

pleading and
needing and
bleeding and
breeding and
feeding
exceeding
where is everybody?
trying and
lying
defying
denying
crying and
dying
where is everybody?

well okay, enough.
you've had your fun
but come on there has got to be someone
hasn't yet become
so numb
and succumb
and
god damn i am so tired of pretending
wishing i was ending
when all i'm really doing is trying to hide
and keep it inside
fill it with lies
open my eyes?
maybe i wish i could try

pleading and
needing and
bleeding and
breeding
feeding
exceding
where is everybody?
trying and
lying
defying
denying
crying and
dying
where is everybody?

pleading
feeding
bleeding
breeding
feeding
exceding
where is everybody?
trying
lying
defying
denying
crying and
dying
where is everybody?

[PontiusR]

This is called Terrible Lie

hey God, why are you doing this to me?
am i not living up to what i'm supposed to be?
why am i seething with this animosity?
hey God, i think you owe me a great big apology

terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie

hey God, i really don't know what you mean
seems like salvation comes only in our dreams
i feel my hatred grow all the more extreme
hey God, can this world really be as sad as it fucking seems

terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie

don't tear it away from me
i need you to hold on to
don't tear it away from me
i need someone to hold on to
don't tear it away from me
i need you to hold on to
please don't tear it away from me
i need someone to hold on to
don't tear it away from me
i need you to hold on to
don't tear it away from me
i need someone to hold
on to me
hold on to me
don't tear it
please don't tear it
please don't take it
don't take it
don't

hey God, there's nothing left for me to hide
i lost my ignorance, security and pride
i'm all alone in this fucking world you must despise
hey God, i believed your promises, your promises and lies

terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie

(terrible lie)
you made me throw it all away
my morals left to decay (terrible lie)
how many you betray
you've taken everything (terrible lie)
my head is filled with disease
my skin is begging you please (terrible lie)
i'm on my hands and knees
i want so much to believe
i want so much to believe
you fucking promised me

you promised
you promised me
yes you did
you promised me
you fucking promised me

[StrongBad]

What the hell kind of music do you listen to?!

[PontiusR]

The good kind

[PontiusR]

The only kind

[PontiusR]

Nothing

[Kizaragu]

Talking to yourself.
First sign of madness... or just the wanting of some intelligent conversation.

[PontiusR]

An interview that Tom Morello did with Leonard Peltier, a Native American who fought to reclaim land that was rightfully his but was imprisoned by the U.S. Government. The FBI killed, tortured, and even raped his followers in their just struggle to expose the hypocrisy of the illegite American government.

Tom: Hey Leonard?

Leonard: Yes.

T: Hey, how are you doing?

L: Alright Tom, how are you doing?

T: Excellent. Welcome to Radio Free Los Angeles.

L: Alright, thank you.

T: O.K. Lets just get down to business. Theres overwhelming evidence ofyour innocence and overwhelming evidence of misconduct by the prosecutionin the case and a huge international support for your release, so why is itthat the U.S. government is still keeping you in jail?

L: Well thats a tough question to answer. We really dont have an answerfor it, its all speculation and the only thing we can come up with is thatthe government wants someone to pay for the shooting of their agents andits unfortunate that I am that individual. Its surprising to many of us,that the FBI would have such control over the justice system to where as Icant get any justice in the courts. Weve been able to prove that themurder weapon, the so called strongest evidence against me, wasmanufactured.

T: Right, there was a long list.

L: Theres a long list. This is just one of many issues.

T: How long have you been in prison?

L: Ive been in twenty plus years.

T: Could you just briefly go over what happened on the Pine RidgeReservation on that day.

L: Well, at the time of June 26 there was a corruptchairman that the Lakota people were trying to get removed legally, DickWilson. He had created a private police force. We now know that theJumping Bull Ranch and another ranch in Lakial, South Dakota also an Indianreservation, were singled out and there were plans of attacking the ranchesbecause they knew there was a lot of the strong hold of the American IndianMovement. This came from Dwayne Brewer, who is one of the leaders of theGoon Squad. He stated in a documentary that was shown nationally andaround the world that they were given intelligence, they were givenfinancial assistance, armored piercing ammunition and sophisticatedweaponry.

T: Why do you think the FBI found the American Indian Movement such athreat to national security?

L: For many reasons: The termination policy was in effect. They wantedto terminate all the Indian reservations in the United States which issomething I had been working on since the fifties, to opposing it.Involved in it was large masses of land, mineral rights, the exposure ofthe discrimination against the native people, the injustices in the courtrooms
(theres millions of millions of dollars involved in this whole thing -billions of dollars involved. The government - and the Indians were goingto lose out on it - those who were pushing the termination policy. Therewas a big move to squash the American Indian Movement.

T: The biggest hole in the prosecutions case is that they even admittednow they dont know who shot the FBI agents.

L: Right. At the trial during the closing arguments, which is notsupposed to be considered evidence, but it was at my trial because therewas no evidence over a first degree murder which was what I was suppose tobe prosecuted on. The agreement between the United States and Canada, ifCanada signed the extradition treaty, I would be prosecuted on first degreemurder and first degree murder only. This is a treaty between twosovereign nations. I was prosecuted on first degree murder oncircumstantial evidence. But people have to remember the circumstances ofit. We had an all white jury, the trial was moved into an area whereYankee sentiment is very strong, it is still to this day, they had admittedracists on the jury. The closing argument that Len Crooks, the prosecutor,was that the strongest evidence against me was the murder weapon. We foundthat the murder weapon was a manufactured piece---.(THE PHONEDISCONNECTED.)

T: Hi, Leonard, sorry about that, one of the perils of recording callsfrom Leavenworth.

L: Springfield


T: Oh, Springfield now.

L: Yeah, Im expecting to be moved back to Leavenworth for rehabilitation onmy jaw and health. Anyway the government claimed that the strongestevidence against me at the trial was the murder weapon, and we found thatthrough the Freedom Of Information lawsuit, that this strongest evidenceagainst me, the murder weapon, was manufactured. They claim they couldntdo a firing pin test on it and we found documentation that they had and itcame out negative. So at that 8(superscript: th) Circuit Court of Appealshearing, Oral Arguments, its called, the judges asked the Prosecutor, Justwhat was Mr. Pelletier charged with? As we cannot find any evidence offirst degree murder in the record. Thats when Crooks made the firststatement, We dont know who killed the agents nor do we know whatparticipation Leonard Pelletier may have played in it. So Ive been inprison since 1985, where the government has admitted that they dont knowwhat Im in prison for.

T: Its pretty shameful. People assume that its only other countries thathave political prisoners and it seems pretty clear that youre in prison nowmore for your beliefs. (PHONE DISCONNECTED)

[Kizaragu]

That actually seemed pretty interesting.
But I couldn't be assed to read it all.
Damn my short attention span.

[PontiusR]

Keep the longest thread alive.

[Kizaragu]

We will my son.
Maybe one day'll you be able to post in here again...

[PontiusR]

Thanks

And remember song lyrics are your best friends on this thread. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Blade107]

sigh* i just finished reading this whole thread. it took me almost an hour (including the time it took to run to the fridge many times) ......and i have really nothing to post so ill just leave it at this http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Kizaragu]

Well, your keeping this thread alive I guess.

[SpikeOtacon]

How long are we supposed to keep this up for until it becomes the 'longest' post. And when PountusR made the request to keep the thread alive, was that a 'death-bed' request? Well, more like 'Pre-Banning' but 'Death-Bed' sounds more grave.

[Kizaragu]

I dunno.
But let's keep at it!

[SpikeOtacon]

Right. So anyways, the other day I was out walking around outside when I notcied an egg on the side of the road. I went to go look at it, and Billy Hatcher ran over to it, and rolled it over to the shoulder of the road. He pounced on it, and out hatched a rappy that looked like it had some sort of infectious DNA thing covering it...

[Spartan117]

The longest forum... sounds interesting...ill just watch............when you say longest...nevermind...do you mean... nevermind............... wait a minute

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2003-11-16 19:16, Spartan117 wrote:
The longest forum... sounds interesting...ill just watch............when you say longest...nevermind...do you mean... nevermind............... wait a minute


Minute's up. Is that your FINAL answer?

[Bradicus]

in one week, i shall be a bespectacled pumpkin....

[SpikeOtacon]

I prefer katanas over all other types of swords. Can't really figure out why, though. I've messed around with a katana, and then an Irish 'hand and a Half' (Also referred to as the Bastard Sword), a rapier(SP?), and a broadsword of some kind. I found I could wield the katana better than all the others.

[Mixfortune]

I'm back.
Run.

[SpikeOtacon]

Where did the last piggy go?

[Mixfortune]

Fig Newton.

[SpikeOtacon]

Queens of the Stone Age

[Mixfortune]

Nube Elite.

[SpikeOtacon]

"Life sucks, get a f***in helmet, alright?!"
Denis leary

[SpikeOtacon]

Cup O' Noodles.

[Uncle_bob]

Caek.

[Mixfortune]

Igloo Burn.

[Uncle_bob]

Pink lemonade.

[Mixfortune]

Jolly Roger.

[Uncle_bob]

James Sokolov.

[SpikeOtacon]

Akdov Knird

[Uncle_bob]

Jay Kordich.

[SpikeOtacon]

Akdov Knird = Drink Vodka

[Uncle_bob]

Por que?

[SpikeOtacon]

Que Pasa Santigo?

[Mixfortune]

Iie.

[SpikeOtacon]

WASABI?!

[Uncle_bob]

Sam.

[SpikeOtacon]

chicken flavored ramen

[Mixfortune]

Fruity Poops.

[SpikeOtacon]

SHINOBI'S BACK!!!

[Mixfortune]

Long answer: No.

[SpikeOtacon]

....The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him
something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went
up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a department store window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,
"Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared me half to death!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap
could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry. Really, it's not your
fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse
for 25 years."

[StrongBad]

Whats a hearse?

[SpikeOtacon]

Its a car used to transport dead bodies. You see them at funerals.

[Mixfortune]

Or marching bands, if you time it right.

[Spartan117]

Speaking of dead people and the cars they drive in.

One of my relatives that i didnt know I had died http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif ... and left me $30,000 worth of weapons.

Including a couple muskets (rememba tha revolution... you know George Washington... ya that guy) some shotguns, 2 sniper rifles some swords .

Now to the peice la rezistance (or however the french say it)... her husband was in W.W. II and when the war was over he collected a whole lot of NAZI (damn them, all those people killed http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif ) stuff. I inherited it all. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Now I have a Nazi dress sword with the swatztica (damn this name too http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif ) engraved in the hilt. A couple nazi (damn them http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif ) pistols. And last but not least.... A nazi's (damn them http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif ) officers uniform.


All I need is a little black face paint (for the mustache) and I can be Hitler (damn him http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif ) Junior.








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[Spartan117]

I rule.

[SpikeOtacon]

Plastic Rulers suck.

[Mixfortune]

Hello.
> Everyone.

[Spartan117]

Bla Bla Bla... I'LL BE BACK

[Mixfortune]

I beg to differ.

Really, I'm begging.

[Mixfortune]

Pipipi Roko. (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=69770&forum=14&24)

[DarthFomar]

Ummmmm...did anyone find all those lyrics really...really...really...really...long...and...a nnoying.
Or is it just hot in here...**wait didn't I mean to say "Or is it just me", oh well**

In other news...blah, blah, blah *damn shes ugly, why'd she have to hold the cards*.

[Mixfortune]

The Ended Theory (Sealed J-Sword) (page: 1, 2, 3, ... , 80) (Full) 1187 ISkyly4EverI 42642 2003-11-18 15:46
by Bit

Bout time! Chop chop, people! Move those lazy bones!

[Mixfortune]

And yes, I know Ended Theory is not the longest post thread.

[Mixfortune]

My sig takes more space than my text.

[Mixfortune]

I'm pretty sure I already said that...

[Spartan117]

On 2003-11-19 03:52, DarthFomar wrote:
Ummmmm...did anyone find all those lyrics really...really...really...really...long...and...a nnoying.


Take this short and annoying one then.

Jimmy cracked corn and I dont care.
Jimmy cracked corn and I dont care.
Jimmy cracked corn and I dont caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrreeeeeeee.

Sing that fifty times in a row.

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[Mixfortune]

The FKL Movie thread has more posts than this...
For shame...

[Kizaragu]

People keep bumping that lame ass topic.
(And this is coming from me! the guy who sarcasticly mentioned one...)
Although this one's getting tiring now too.

[Mixfortune]

Yeah it's lame.
Yeah it's ass.
Yeah it's old.
Yeah just like this.

So...?

[TheAlmightyNewbie]

Speaking of lame old asses...

GB for 2004! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[JohanCC]

moo.

[Mixfortune]

This, my subordinates, is failing...

[NKOTB]

Matrix (Arnold): "Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right Matrix. You did!"
Matrix: "I lied."

[Mixfortune]

Like a clown, you make me laugh.

[Mixfortune]

Dont stretch the tables like this again, ever.

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[muff]

Dont stretch the tables.

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[Mixfortune]

[1.75 posts per day]

[muff]

[2.00 posts per day]

[Kizaragu]

[Several lame posts per day]



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[Mixfortune]

[1.76 posts per day]

[TangledWeb3917]

I heart stuff ... and things ... ohh and junks too!!

[Ketchup345]

why not make some other interesting thing to do? Besides that sentence game I mean?

[Ketchup345]

5.18 posts per day, joy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bored.gif