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Uncle_bob
Nov 10, 2003, 05:33 PM
Not a joke. What's the point of it? Why don't our bodies just have good enough digestive systems to use everything we eat instead of having to shit out brown waste?

Kizaragu
Nov 10, 2003, 05:40 PM
Quickest and fastest way to get rid of waste I suppose. What else would you suggest? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

There are some things the body just can't digest. sweetcorn for one.
So it has to get rid of it sum how.


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Uncle_bob
Nov 10, 2003, 05:42 PM
Hydrochloric acid? Or maybe converting it into some other by-product.

Scejntjynahl
Nov 10, 2003, 06:00 PM
On 2003-11-10 14:33, Uncle_bob wrote:
Not a joke. What's the point of it? Why don't our bodies just have good enough digestive systems to use everything we eat instead of having to shit out brown waste?



Umh to quote the lion king, to complete the "circle of life". Plant can eat our feces, and in the future it might be even used as fuel.

ABDUR101
Nov 10, 2003, 08:46 PM
Because our body produces waste itself and needs to get rid of it, thus.

And there are alot of things not just usable, so they get thrown out.

Better than the body just absorbing the waste right? Would'nt be pretty!

BlackCanaryOfDeath
Nov 10, 2003, 11:40 PM
Oh yes it would.

HAYABUSA-FMW-
Nov 11, 2003, 08:46 AM
On 2003-11-10 15:00, Furankunichan wrote:

Umh to quote the lion king, to complete the "circle of life". Plant can eat our feces, and in the future it might be even used as fuel.


Some people on this Earth do use "dung" as a form of fuel to cook food/boil water/etc. I remember reading or seeing it on TV somewhere.

In the same vein as the topic of this thread, ok maybe not, I had to clean up dog feces around the house for a couple hours as a gift for waking up a bit later than I should have. Wrong time/day to do that (wake up late) for sure yesterday. Damn. Feces.

Bradicus
Nov 11, 2003, 11:34 AM
On 2003-11-10 14:40, Kizaragu wrote:
Quickest and fastest way to get rid of waste I suppose.

kinda like Fresh Kills...
anywho, heres a little ditty from south park

Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And that's how the cycle happens, each and every day
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
It's all here because of poo, and now I'll tell you why
'Cause it's eaten by cattle, which is eaten by women and men
It fuses with their bodies and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer, where it's dumped into the sea.
And it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal.
And then that bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By the grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So it can spring to life and become food for the land
It's the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
It falls onto the earth and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make food for the humans and start all over again

Garanz2
Nov 11, 2003, 02:08 PM
0_0 *blink*

PontiusR
Nov 11, 2003, 02:38 PM
To prevent toxic shock

TheDarkRaven
Nov 11, 2003, 11:01 PM
Who really gives a crap? ooo.

Dime
Nov 12, 2003, 12:39 AM
A porcupine has its quills, a bear has its claws, we have our feces to throw.

Subliminalgroove
Nov 12, 2003, 04:54 AM
On 2003-11-11 21:39, Dime wrote:
A porcupine has its quills, a bear has its claws, we have our feces to throw.



stands to reason...