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Jaks
11-10-2003, 07:07 PM
Okay those uber-legits are really pissing me off!
my Greenil RAmar found a Yasmikov 7000v and my friend is a Skyly HUmar with a Sealed J-sword.
when we went online some Jackass came in our game
and called us Dumbass cheaters, so after he killed
a Tollaw a red box was dropped and my friend took it
(haha) He got mad and left (haha x2) it was only a photon drop.

Uncle_bob
11-10-2003, 07:09 PM
my Greenil RAmar found a Yasmikov 7000v

Off topic, but holy fucking shit congratulations. That's the best looking gun in the game in my opinion.

Jaks
11-10-2003, 07:16 PM
Thanx

Saiffy
11-10-2003, 08:48 PM
dont worry Jaks i believe your legit!!

Jaks
11-10-2003, 08:51 PM
Wow thats cool someone believes me!

Mystil
11-10-2003, 09:27 PM
Heh. I don't pay them no mind no more. People comment on my dupe usage and stuff in the game, but I ignore them. Besides you gain friends faster that way..

Red_Death4052
11-10-2003, 10:15 PM
He was just one of those idiots that judges someone by their items. They dont seem to understand that good items, like sealed j and yas 7, can be legit. Congrats on the finds though.

Jaks
11-10-2003, 10:51 PM
Yeah, the guy was such an ass he called my friend a cheater for having the Sealed J-Sword.

Thanx for the congrats, Arcanum is a lucky one though
b4 I found my Yas. 7000v he used Justy, Wals, and Visk.

polishedweasel
11-10-2003, 11:54 PM
I've never been bugged by people that say my items are dupes...blah blah blah.

What I do hate is when people Mail me talking about "Gimme a Star Amplifier"

Then I respond "Who the fuck are you?"

"Gimme a star amp"

"No, go away!"

"Omg I'm popular I'll get you corrupted..."

"Shut up you idiot, you're a waste of sperm, your father should have used a condom..."

They usually stop after that. Meh...peives me.

Shattered_weasel
11-10-2003, 11:59 PM
On 2003-11-10 20:54, polishedweasel wrote:

"Shut up you idiot, you're a waste of sperm, your father should have used a condom..."




that is old now...

polishedweasel
11-11-2003, 12:40 AM
On 2003-11-10 20:59, Shattered_weasel wrote:

On 2003-11-10 20:54, polishedweasel wrote:

"Shut up you idiot, you're a waste of sperm, your father should have used a condom..."




that is old now...



So is having you follow me around in the forums spamming everything I have to say...remove yourself from my genitals please.

Saiffy
11-11-2003, 02:48 AM
some noobs think my Branch of PakuPaku is a hacked Striker of Chao, idiots

Jaks
11-11-2003, 03:10 PM
Shattered is sorta right you used that on Robo47
and he wasn't affected, That means it basically has no meaning.

BTW condoms can break so it makes no sense

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Mixfortune
11-14-2003, 04:55 AM
Nice transition.

Anyways, this one time I was using my level 80-90 HUnewearl in Ultimate TTF. I had a 50% hit Rainbow Baton, legit, and was able to get to Ruins offline single player at level 70, and even that was after I sat around for 10 levels in forest, but thats another story.

So this level 96 HUmar and a level 110-120 (I believe it was a FOmarl) were also on my team. We had gotten to the ruins part of TTF, and we got to the last room, where 3 Chaos Bringers spawn. We got killed numerous times by slip ups, and it seemed obvious to me that the level 96 HUmar was using hacked items, as he was more than capable of dealing mass damage well beyond his level. The fact that he had a Tsumikiri also might have added to the effect. He also outright bragged about the fact that the character had maxed stats.

Anyways, all three of us are dying, but the HUmar was dying the most. The moron was wearing a BKB and running out into the middle of the room and getting surrounded by Del D's for god's sake, and he couldn't run away because he got surrounded and is a moron :|

So we naturally have to wade midway into the room full of monsters to revive him, and whoop, once we moon him we get pummelled because monsters came up behind us, but not completely surrounding us.

Then the HUmar has no Moons, and laughs about it. Luckily I had placed a pipe down, so I just returned to the ship and came back. He saw that I was wearing my 50% hit Rainow Baton, the only weapon online for my lower level character that could hit the enemies. We also were sort of making fun of the fact that he was hacked and maxed stated but still getting his ass handed to him on a platter.

The FOmarl was on my side about this one.

The following conversation:
(I'm just getting the general meaning. These are NOT exact quotes. Like I'd bother to write down word for word what was said)

HUmar: "It's because I'm getting surrounded."

Me: "Well why the f*** are you running right into the middle of them?"

HUmar: "But she is level (110-120)!"

Me: "Last I heard, people don't start maxing at that level. You probably fogrot to raise your HP, moron."

HUmar: "You are dying as much as me and you are higher level!"

Me: "I'm not higher level..."

FOmarl: (to HUmar) "You are max stated, what do you expect?"

(HUmar dies again, by getting surrounded again)

Me: "That's generally why getting surrounded is a bad thing."

HUmar: "Help me!"

(I revive him, get killed by the enemies in the room)

Me: "You know, it's easy enough not to get surrounded."

HUmar: "No moons. Sorry."

Me: "Why didn't you buy some last time, you moron?"

(No response)
(I return to ship, come back through pipe again)

Me: "You must really suck with all that crap and max stats yet you still die."

HUmar: "Because I get surrounded!"

Me: "I know."

HUmar: "Well why are you using that slicer? Stop being a ranger!"

Me: "Last I checked, slicers were a Hunter class weapon. It also has a good hit percent, but you probably don't know what that does."

(HUmar dies again)

HUmar: "Bye, losers!"

(HUmar leaves)
(Me and FOmarl kill last wave and enter Falz warp)
(We laugh at the poor haxor noob)

THE END

Now doesn't that just make you feel warm inside?
Yeah, I was using the soft (in-game) keyboard...
Judging by the speed of his typing and frequency of typos, I'd say the HUmar was using an actual keyboard.

Go him.


Wow, long post....sorry to "steal your thunder", but it sort of started small and built into a semi-related story. Just think of it as comfort, and don't kill me XD

OniTatsujin
11-14-2003, 06:32 PM
hahaha, well, that guy is an idiot. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
i think his IQ was somewhere around -57..or maybe -56, nah, thats too nice to him

Jaks
11-14-2003, 07:51 PM
- infinite... ha!

-Luke-
11-17-2003, 04:14 PM
I'm pretty sure that would derive him of all motor function..heehee
Luke