Up the dress of a FOmarl!

[SaitoH]

I was playing tonite and unfortunatley i died. Lying there, I felt an overwhelming compulsion to look up Aviendha's dress. I rotated the camera around and volia......FOmarls have no legs! Just two boots floating in the space inside the dress. I was distressed to say the least. Can anyone explain why this is? I thought FOmarls were human but this proves otherwise.

THIS MYSTERY MUST BE SOLVED!

[AdamW]

Ok, I figured this one out man. For starters, the FOmarl is not human, or even an android. S/he (hereafter referred to as it) is in fact from a lost tribe of monkeys called the Afliations. You see, it is ritualistic for these monkeys to cut off their legs and genitals and ass when they begin the passage into womanhood. Then they are give super hyper hyrdo tonic nuclear powered (it goes on) boots which float in mid air and they are really moving by using their super high intelligence.(damn monkeys in outer space! I knew they were hiding something from us!) Furthermore, they are given a human mask made of some kind of super putty and then sent out into the PSO world to study humans so monkeys can one day rule the world. Really I can trace this whole conspiracy theory back to the recent rise in popularity of the scooter but I'll save you the time and give you the short version. Blame it on Dolemite! Understand now?

[Crawurm]

Ghosts mybe>?

[Crimson_Chaos_Rika]

Cute theory, MG.. I just say they're all related to Ray Man.

[AdamW]

Ray Man was really the guy from Everyone Loves Raymond. Well, you know what? Not everyone loves Raymond. I hate him!

[Lucidservant]

That makes me wanna tuch muhseff!http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

[MORB]

There's an even better mean of looking behing a FOmarl dress. Create a FOMarl character, give it a name, confirm. At the screen where you get your section id, you can rotate your characters on all axis with the analog thumb, so you can have a close view of your characters where you can hardly look during the game.

[Sisqua]

Good to see quality discussion on the board at last.

S.

[Neojin]

LOL Sisqua

*Ryiko stomps her foot*

HEY!!! Dat not very nice...you wittle perv. Those nice FOmarls ware da pwetty dresses and you have to go and invade their privacy like dat....HOW RUDES! grrrr!

I think you wacky in the head or sumthing. I mean of course they have legs silly, she just ware nice black leggings...duh!

Me tinks dat if I was your FOmarl I would be very violated and not trust you no more http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif

[SaitoH]

LOL! Some awesome theories. Sorry Ryiko, It just happened. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif I have already apologized to Aviendha, but she is still missing her legs. I just can't ignore the facts.

[MechDan]

It took you that long to discover? I discovered it in the character creation screen. ^_^;

[Ice_]

LOL Horny bastard.....lol i think that its jsut a lay-z thing that sega didnt put much attention 2 becuz they prolly didnt think of lookign up FOmarls dress

[Nynaeve]

On 2001-04-04 23:03, SaitoH wrote:
I was playing tonite and unfortunatley i died. Lying there, I felt an overwhelming compulsion to look up Aviendha's dress.


Oh SURE, SaitoH! Nothing like making a mother question the wisdom of letting her 7 yr old son play online with you!!! *wink*

[MechDan]

It's not laziness, it's a good programming trick to reduce the amount of memory and processing power required to render FOmarls. Eliminating the legs means more detail for the silly hats!

[Neojin]

I come to show dat me have legs http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif See wooks!


http://content.communities.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=view_photo&ID_Community=TheNeoPage&ID_Topic=1&ID_Message=15

See me is very active gal. I runs alot from those baddies, and even though me tink those dresses very pwetty...me worries I trip and fall on my face, heehee.

So I ware nifty Bicycle shorties and some expandy legs too. I supose me could ware just Shorties...but Jesanda say dat would be too like umm what she say..."Slotty" or sumthing. So I wares the wittle skirt too so im more lady likes http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

[magenta]

aieeeeee...

perverts...i hope you never look up my dress when i die..

btw we wear shiny lycra tights that reflect... thus our legs look invisible since the tights reflect surrounding light..

there you go.. now get your minds off outta the gutter..

ughh..

[Monkey]

I like the monkey idea.

[Fargo]

This just goes to show the Male facination with any female that covers herself up...

You see, no ones worried about the Newman grils showing a few inches of flesh, cause, well, that's just what they're like...less clothes, no illusion...

...but FOmarls... there's mystery there... Why are they all covered up? We've seen them hips swing, we knows there must be a hot bod lurking beneath all them layers...

Just remember - the girl who shows only a little may not get stared at straight away, but by the end of the evening, everyone wants to find out what colour her knickers are...! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

oh, hang on, wasn't this thread about lack of legs...? *sweatdrops*

[Castelak]

:shakes his head: this is just pathetic http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

[Nawms]

Maybe Sega didn't plan for u to do that so they didn't waste there time putting legs in that people will never see.

She is still human.

[watashiwa]

Heh. Magenta, it's a bit too late for that. I'm afraid I've already looked up your character's dress quite a few times already. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif

[Maverick]

Poor lain. I wonder how many pedophile perverts have tried to look up her dress.

Haha.. I gotta work on not dying so much (esp. when Watashiwa is broadcasting it over the net). At least FOmarl have underwear on... they do don't they? Haha.

[IceBlink]

I'm not gonna explain this in my fanfic! ^_^;; If someone can come up with the official explaination... ^_^;

Lyric: Aieee! There's perverts who want to look up my dress! >_< *casts repeated Grants on the perverts*

IceBlink: ^_^;;

[SaitoH]

This thread is proving to be quite amusing http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif

On 2001-04-05 13:34, Nynaeve wrote:
Oh SURE, SaitoH! Nothing like making a mother question the wisdom of letting her 7 yr old son play online with you!!! *wink*


Hehe! I will corrupt all! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif


On 2001-04-05 14:39, magenta wrote:
perverts...i hope you never look up my dress when i die..


Magenta you never seem to answer my simple mail? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif


btw we wear shiny lycra tights that reflect... thus our legs look invisible since the tights reflect surrounding light..


Very plausible explanation. I like it!


On 2001-04-05 14:56, Fargo wrote:
Just remember - the girl who shows only a little may not get stared at straight away, but by the end of the evening, everyone wants to find out what colour her knickers are...! http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif


LOL! So true, so true. Brit's rock!


On 2001-04-05 15:31, Castelak wrote:
:shakes his head: this is just pathetic http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif


:nods head in aproval:


On 2001-04-05 17:31, IceBlink wrote:
Lyric: Aieee! There's perverts who want to look up my dress! >_< *casts repeated Grants on the perverts*


Muwahahahahahahaha!

Keep those explanation's coming http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif


[addsig]"The frying-pan-of-justice" Shall shine once more!
http://saitoh.homestead.com/files/avisig.jpg

Pirotess lvl 85 HUnewear AVIENDHA lvl 95 FOmarl Megumi-chan lvl 54

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[Samuel-Vimes]

Hmm. So this is why Saitoh wants to get all the Fomarls for a get together (aka ninja-force thread) this weekend. I can picture it now, in the midst of battle, Saitoh purposely gets knocked down when he is nearby any Fomarl, all in an effort to look up her skirts. Perv.http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

Scene 1, Battle against Dark Falz
Sylvia: Saitoh, ecchi (perv.).
Saitoh: Gomen, Sylvia, I accidently got knocked down and didn?t mean to look up your skirt.
Sylvia: Did you see anything?!
Saitoh: No, I didn?t see your pink underwear, not at all.
Syliva: Saitei (absolute worse or something like that)
*Dark Falz is horrified at what happens next and promptly reseals himself*http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif
*At this point we also learn that Saitoh can ?scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in
another forty-four.?*http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_eek.gifhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_eek.gifhttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_eek.gif


Switch to Pioneer 2 hospital:
*Saitoh is on a hospital bed*
Nurse 1: Oh my god, we need a proctologist in here now!
*Proctologist walks in*
Doctor: Oh my?. What a complete waste of a perfectly good Inferno Bazooka.http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of
evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed
to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
-Terry Pratchett


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[SaitoH]

LOL! This is starting to make me look bad.

[Samuel-Vimes]

LOL, Hard to see how it could make you look any good.http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif But this still is an interesting thread.




Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of
evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed
to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
-Terry Pratchett

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[Deathkiller]

All good theories, but heres an even harder one... MY RA CAST HAS NO BOTTOMS TO HIS FEET!!!

HOW DOES HE EVEN WALK!? O_O O_O O_O O_O


http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

[DarkWolf]

Hey Ryiko! I didn't know I had a twin! All you need now is the face paint! LOL!

I got it... FOmarl's are humans turning into Chaos Sorcerers... C. Sorcerers don't have legs, do they? And in that one quest... isn't it a FOmarl in the ruins who rambles on, and on, then turns on you with the Long Range Inviso-Clubbing Attack?

[SaitoH]

Hmmmm. Chaos sorcerer eh? Kinda has some logic to it. Maybe it is Dark Falz is changing everone and everything. FOmarls just have the most obvious alteration.

FOmarl = chaos sorcerer
RAcaseal = rag rappy (well KLin anyway)
FOnewearl = Dark belra's (kinda obvious i think http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

Drat! I have to goto work. Maybe someone can add or fix this list? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif