Anti DTPA

[Ketchup345]

So, I'm now sure there are people who want to form a resistance movement against the DTPA. Pants can be usefull in many different situations.
Keep warm in cold climates
Are useful for many people (I can name a list of people you don't want to see without pants, many celebrities)

Please join us for this worthy cause. We already have several members, including over 1/2 of the Prancian Army (They are easily bribed, and don't want to see the sights I meantioned before, also they can't live on http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pizza.gif forever).

[Uncle_bob]

As do kilts, towels, rubbies, and animals.

[quote]Are useful for many people (I can name a list of people you don't want to see without pants, many celebrities)

That's what towels and kilts/skirts are for.



Please join us for this worthy cause. We already have several members, including over 1/2 of the Prancian Army (They are easily bribed, and don't want to see the sights I meantioned before, also they can't live on http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pizza.gif forever).

Demon.



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[Allos]

Fool. The Prancians you have are double agents. They are gathering intelligence on you for your swift destruction. By the way, Bob tried this same thing a while back. It failed miserably.

[Uncle_bob]

By the way, Bob tried this same thing a while back. It failed miserably.


But Uncle was a fool back then, he didn't realise that the DTPA was a wonderful organization.

[Allos]

What are you getting at?

[Uncle_bob]

That he misunderstood what the DTPA wanted and who they were.

[Captain_Bob]

KETCHUP, I WISH TO JOIN YOUR NOBLE CAUSE! I HAVE GUNS. LOTS AND LOTS OF GUNS! AND BOMBS! LOTS AND LOTS OF BOMBS! AND MY LACK OF SKILL AT DDR! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT FACTORS INTO ANYTHING, BUT IT SHOULD PROVE USEFUL!

ALLOS' NEFARIOUS SCHEME WILL NOT SUCCEED WHILE I'M PREPARED TO SHOOT ANYTHING ON SIGHT!

YOU HEARD ME ALLOS! BRING IT ON!

[Allos]

Two Words. FUCK YOU. This will fail.

And Bob, five words. You are an honorary member, rank UFC.

[Uncle_bob]

On 2003-11-11 17:25, Allos wrote:
Two Words. FUCK YOU. This will fail.

And Bob, five words. You are an honorary member, rank UFC.



UFC? Hell if Uncle knows what it means, but yay! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Captain_Bob]

SWEARING IS NOT MY STYLE, BUT FUCK YOU TOO ALLOS!

[Allos]

Three words Captain, FOOK YOU BACK!

And Bob, UFC is underling first class, the first rank promotion one can get.

[Captain_Bob]

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM UNCLE! EVERYONE KNOWS UNDERLINGS ARE THE FIRST ONES TO GET SHOT, MAIMED, MURDERED, TORTURED, AND/OR KILLED! GET AWAY FROM THE DARK SIDE! AWAY!

[Ketchup345]

Umm, they aren't double agents, they have no contact with anyone else besides each other (I personally take caution in who they talk with, each and every one of them) and are already planning many different tactics/attacks to take down the DTPA. They are highly trained (thank Bradicus!), and are loyal, as long as they something besides http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pizza.gif and http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/pepsi.gif all the time.

And, Uncle, the skirts, quilts, and all that aren't that good for when you need to walk long distances or do somethings that involve a lot of work in the cold, such as shoveling snow. They also don't cover certain parts as good as pants do. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif I'm gonna have nightmares for a while seeing some of the people I was talking about above in anything except pants. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif

Ahh, the first attacks on the DTPA should be occuring soon. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Muwhahaha

Edit: Captain_Bob, you can be Captain (what else?)
We gladly appreciate any type of weapons we can get in our cause to defeate the DTPA. We already have tons of small arms, and a few MOABs, but don't want to risk using the bigger stuff yet.

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[Allos]

You really are stupid. The Prancians are psychic, but I guess you didn't know that. They are loyal to only Prance. Make up whatever lies you want, but they aren't true.

[Uncle_bob]

And, Uncle, the skirts, quilts, and all that aren't that good for when you need to walk long distances or do somethings that involve a lot of work in the cold, such as shoveling snow.

Fomarls prove otherwise.

[Captain_Bob]

WAY AHEAD OF YOU KETCHUP!
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif

Edit: UNCLE YOU IDIOT! IT'S NOT PROVEN WHETHER FOMARLS GET COLD IN THOSE ROBES/DRESSES! THERE'S NOT A SITUATION WHERE IT'S COLD ON RAGOL!

Edit Edit: ALLOS! I HOPE YOU GET ATTACKED BY ZEALOTS!http://www.ace-dog.com/brazos/sessionlogs/images/psiblades.jpg http://www.ace-dog.com/brazos/sessionlogs/images/psiblades.jpg http://www.ace-dog.com/brazos/sessionlogs/images/psiblades.jpg http://www.ace-dog.com/brazos/sessionlogs/images/psiblades.jpg http://www.ace-dog.com/brazos/sessionlogs/images/psiblades.jpg http://www.ace-dog.com/brazos/sessionlogs/images/psiblades.jpg http://www.ace-dog.com/brazos/sessionlogs/images/psiblades.jpg http://www.ace-dog.com/brazos/sessionlogs/images/psiblades.jpg http://www.ace-dog.com/brazos/sessionlogs/images/psiblades.jpg

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[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-11 17:41, Allos wrote:
You really are stupid. The Prancians are psychic, but I guess you didn't know that. They are loyal to only Prance. Make up whatever lies you want, but they aren't true.


Of course I know they are psychic, but their mental abilities are nothing compared to my own. The difference in my mental ability and theirs allows me to prevent them from contacting any one associated with the DTPA. And I can predict every attack the DTPA is planning, allowing me ample time to set up a guard that easily thwarts any attacks.

Uncle_Bob, don't you realize that if the DTPA wins, they will BAN RUBBIES FORVEVER! I am reading Allos's mind, and he's thinking that once he gets you into a hihg enough position that you start trusting him, he will ban them and hope you keep your loyalty to him). I on the other hand have hundreds of beautiful women giving FREE RUBBIES to high ranking officers, and promise that evryone will be able to enjoy rubbies if we win.



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[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-11 17:42, Uncle_bob wrote:

And, Uncle, the skirts, quilts, and all that aren't that good for when you need to walk long distances or do somethings that involve a lot of work in the cold, such as shoveling snow.
Fomarls prove otherwise.


Umm, but they keep themselves warm with a very weak Foie spell that is just strong enough to keep her warm and not get burned.

[Uncle_bob]

Uncle_Bob, don't you realize that if the DTPA wins, they will BAN RUBBIES FORVEVER! I am reading Allos's mind, and he's thinking that once he gets you into a hihg enough position that you start trusting him, he will ban them and hope you keep your loyalty to him). I on the other hand have hundreds of beautiful women giving FREE RUBBIES to high ranking officers, and promise that evryone will be able to enjoy rubbies if we win.

Lies! All lies! Do no blaspheme against The Master in such ways! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif


Umm, but they keep themselves warm with a very weak Foie spell that is just strong enough to keep her warm and not get burned.

But what about in P2 or lobbies where they can't use techs? Hmhm? Exactly, I win.

[Uncle_bob]

Edit: UNCLE YOU IDIOT! IT'S NOT PROVEN WHETHER FOMARLS GET COLD IN THOSE ROBES/DRESSES! THERE'S NOT A SITUATION WHERE IT'S COLD ON RAGOL!

Sil Dragon arena, Ruins, Seabed, and snow lobby.


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[Captain_Bob]

If you're psychic Ketchup, why don't you enslave the Overmind and bend the Zerg to our will? And then we would have Kerrigan on our side!
http://www.makeitsimple.com/gaming/game_reviews/broodwar/kerrigan.gif

that, and i wanted a reason to put a picture of Kerrigan on here!


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[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-11 17:59, Captain_Bob wrote:
If you're psychic Ketchup, why don't you enslave the Overmind and bend the Zerg to our will? And then we would have Kerrigan on our side!
http://www.makeitsimple.com/gaming/game_reviews/broodwar/kerrigan.gif

that, and i wanted a reason to put a picture of Kerrigan on here!


Done, just have to wait a few days for the Zealots and all my other underlings (both Zrg and Protoss forces, yes, I am mentally strong enough to enslave the Protoss) to arrive. I am currently working on persuading Bush to just fork over his control to me, but he is too weak-minded (it only works if they have some brains; thats why I can't persuade Allos to give up his evil mission).

Also, Uncle_Bob, you aren't seeing things as they truly are. Allos just wants more people to join his cause, and backstabs the ones that he thinks will be loyal to him after he breaks their promise. I am actually getting a rubby right now, and am quite enjoying it, as you would be if you joined my cause. Also, FOmarls and the rest do use those techs in the lobbies, but they just aren't visible, or they put up with the cold (same situation as HUnewearls).

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[Allos]

........for the love of god ketchup, you aren't in the little leagues anymore. We all know that you aren't psychic, your just trying to make yourself seem tougher to prevent an attack from us. You consist with the lies due to a knowing of defeat. Good day to you sir!

And I would never think of terminating rubbys bob.

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[Bradicus]

The prancians have to return home now (to molt) i will put everything back in order... and if even one is wearing pants (double agent or not) there will be hell to pay.


Edit- that is one bitchin sig there allos!


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[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-11 18:36, Allos wrote:
........for the love of god ketchup, you aren't in the little leagues anymore. We all know that you aren't psychic, your just trying to make yourself seem tougher to prevent an attack from us. You consist with the lies due to a knowing of defeat. Good day to you sir!

And I would never think of terminating rubbys bob.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Biggest load of bull I've ever seen.

Don't believe him Uncle! I have already explained his plans, and he believes that once you get into a high enough position, he can ban rubbies and you will still be power hungary so you stay with him. Plus, if you join me you can get free rubbies whenever you want.

Plah, whatta you know Allos? Trying to make stories up again? Have you ever met my family? There is a history of my Mom's side of the family being psychic. They can read minds to an extent, and can also see the future and other things. I swear, its true. There have been some pretty weird things happen in my house also that support this.

You know Allos, instead of trying to destroy pants, why not become a comedian?

Edit: Allos, I do not see defeat for me any time soon, but I do see a long string of victories starting at retaking New York. Also, I have plenty of other support, and happen to be a marksman with a bow.

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[Bradicus]

Edit: Allos, I do not see defeat for me any time soon, but I do see a long string of victories starting at retaking New York.

did we ever get around to that? i thought we just kinda got messed up in the city, and wandered off 0_o

oh well, either way, it was fun http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-12 05:05, Bradicus wrote:


Edit: Allos, I do not see defeat for me any time soon, but I do see a long string of victories starting at retaking New York.

did we ever get around to that? i thought we just kinda got messed up in the city, and wandered off 0_o
oh well, either way, it was fun http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


Whoops, my mistake, you never did, you failed miserably. They chased you away by having 100x more weapons than you did. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Allos]

.....no.

[SpikeOtacon]

**Arms nuke**
Ready to go, Allos?

[Allos]

1. Lame

2. Who are you???

[SpikeOtacon]

**Shrugs**
Figment of your imagination?

[Saiffy]

hes like me, appears one day and doesn't leave http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[SpikeOtacon]

Actually, I left here for about a month. Then I came back with more time on my hands than ever.

[Saiffy]

On 2003-11-12 13:02, SpikeOtacon wrote:
Actually, I left here for about a month. Then I came back with more time on my hands than ever.


ah you got laid off

[SpikeOtacon]

Nope. I work for myself.

[Ketchup345]

Pathetic, the DTPA was chased out of New York without ever being fired at by anyone. Although, if there was a major battle in New York, the ADTPA would win, since most New Yorkers are on my side. Also Allos, you don't have the weaponry to take New York. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif How pathetic.

[Kizaragu]

Ketchup makes a good bad guy.
He's got the whole mwahahahaha thing going on.

[Allos]

Ketchup, we never began a New York takeover in the first place. It was a diversion in the message I had written. Stop making up our history! And I should mention that before your time in FK, we had the world taken over. Then there was nothing else to do, and we went back into hiding.

[Bradicus]

On 2003-11-12 14:11, Ketchup345 wrote:
Pathetic, the DTPA was chased out of New York without ever being fired at by anyone. Although, if there was a major battle in New York, the ADTPA would win, since most New Yorkers are on my side. Also Allos, you don't have the weaponry to take New York. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif How pathetic.


No... im fairly sure it ended up as more of a party than an invasion
*fade to flashback sequence*

Allos- alright, its time we burn the pants off of these Cawfee drinking New yorkers!
Bradicus- hmmm... i'll take the left flank, and you take the ri... hey look! A bar!
Allos- I declare an official halt to our plans for a liquid courage stop.
Prancian soldier- lets get piss faced drunk!

*fades back to real time*
We ended up in a broadway musical... until that night, i didnt even know i could carry a tune http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Mixfortune]

That doesn't mean you can, Bradicus.

[Allos]

And I carried something better than that AFTER the show.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-12 15:34, Allos wrote:
Ketchup, we never began a New York takeover in the first place. It was a diversion in the message I had written. Stop making up our history! And I should mention that before your time in FK, we had the world taken over. Then there was nothing else to do, and we went back into hiding.


Umm, thats not what Bradicus says.

Also, if you already control the world, why is all of New England (dunno bout the rest of the U.S.), Asia, Oceania, and 7/8 of Europe wearing pants?

This leave you with South America and Africa as the only continents that don't have everyone (or close enough to it) wearing pants. And they don't count (how many wore pants that lived there before the DTPA came into existance?).

[Allos]

We finished our campaign. We left. Order was restored. They all have pants again. MMMmmkay?

[Uncle_bob]

Note that we (well, THEY, I wasn't a member at the time) HAD the world taken over, not that we still HAVE the world taken over.

So, they are free to wear pants..for now.

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[Bradicus]

On 2003-11-12 16:22, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2003-11-12 15:34, Allos wrote:
Ketchup, we never began a New York takeover in the first place. It was a diversion in the message I had written. Stop making up our history! And I should mention that before your time in FK, we had the world taken over. Then there was nothing else to do, and we went back into hiding.


Umm, thats not what Bradicus says.


all part of the distraction laddy buck. It wasn't my fault it turned out to be a bitchin night out >_>

[Allos]

Yeah, Guntz was supposed to be the designated driver, but that idea was blown to hell when he saw that the bar was giving out free drinks to armadillos.

[Uncle_bob]

So, er..who drove?

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-12 16:25, Uncle_bob wrote:
Note that we (well, THEY, I wasn't a member at the time) HAD the world taken over, not that we still HAVE the world taken over.
So, they are free to wear pants..for now.


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Hahaha. Muwhahahaha. The DTPA can't even keep captured land and its own promise. If those areas are wearing pants now, then imagine what the world would be like if Allos did the same to your promise with him (about the rubbies{NO MORE RUBBIES, EVER!!!}). Oh, man, the ADTPA didn't even exist and the DTPA was losing ground. Thats just sad. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Kizaragu]

I have no recollection of a party at all and have come to two inclusions:
1. I wasn't invited (I knew you never liked me! *sob sob*)
or most likely 2. I got so drunk I forgot. Must of been good.

[Allos]

Hahaha. Muwhahahaha. The DTPA can't even keep captured land and its own promise. If those areas are wearing pants now, then imagine what the world would be like if Allos did the same to your promise with him (about the rubbies{NO MORE RUBBIES, EVER!!!}). Oh, man, the ADTPA didn't even exist and the DTPA was losing ground. Thats just sad.

You are really not listening here. We achieved our goal of a pantsless world (which has happened twice, once recently and twice with the old and now mostly dead DTPA) and we got bored of not being able to burn. We gave the world back to you people, and once pants have completely returned, we will take it over again. We're like a curse in that way.

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[Uncle_bob]

On 2003-11-12 17:04, Allos wrote:
[quote]Hahaha. Muwhahahaha. The DTPA can't even keep captured land and its own promise. If those areas are wearing pants now, then imagine what the world would be like if Allos did the same to your promise with him (about the rubbies{NO MORE RUBBIES, EVER!!!}). Oh, man, the ADTPA didn't even exist and the DTPA was losing ground. Thats just sad. [quote]


You are really not listening here. We achieved our goal of a pantsless world (which has happened twice, once recently and twice with the old and now mostly dead DTPA) and we got bored of not being able to burn. We gave the world back to you people, and once pants have completely returned, we will take it over again. We're like a curse in that way.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Allos on 2003-11-12 17:06 ]</font>


Kinda like Dark Falz, except good.

[Captain_Bob]

YOU ALL MUST PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST (PANTS)HUMANITY! KETCHUP, I REQUEST PERMISSION TO SEND IN MY GHOST AND DARK TEMPLAR SPECIALISTS AND NUKE THE DTPA BACK TO THE STONE AGE!

AH, SCREWIT! I'LL DO IT MYSELF! Wait, i can't cloak. BACK TO PLAN A!

[Allos]

Cappy, we're over the death threats now. Tsk tsk tsk! Pay attention man!

[Bradicus]

On 2003-11-12 17:03, Kizaragu wrote:
I have no recollection of a party at all and have come to two inclusions:
1. I wasn't invited (I knew you never liked me! *sob sob*)
or most likely 2. I got so drunk I forgot. Must of been good.


I only remember you playing blackjack with some rather large italian fellows... I decided to leave before things got messy. When i came back, they were calling you Don Kizolio, and kissing your hand. That was one crazy night man, and i dont blame you for forgetting... i woke up beside a swimming pool full of coke, and a dumptruck filled with pop rocks. That could have got very dangerous.

[Kizaragu]

Large italian fellows kissing my hand?
Ya know, I thought it was strange I got a free pizza at dominoes.
The pepperoni was cut into hearts shapes... :


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[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-12 17:04, Allos wrote:
You are really not listening here. We achieved our goal of a pantsless world (which has happened twice, once recently and twice with the old and now mostly dead DTPA) and we got bored of not being able to burn. We gave the world back to you people, and once pants have completely returned, we will take it over again. We're like a curse in that way.


No, I'm listening, you just never said that you gave the world back so they can have ppants again. Also, if pants are so evil, why do you let them come back? Also, when did those two DTPA world takeovers occur? I always remember being able to wear pants, and I've been around a little longer than you (age-wise) according to your profile.

Also, Kizaragu, you wouldn't have forgotten a night like that if you were in the ADTPA. We like rememboring good times, and always have someone with a camera there following you to most places (except the bedroom and bathroom). We also wouldn't let Italians to hit on you without your permission (given before each "field trip").



On 2003-11-12 17:13, Uncle_bob wrote:
Kinda like Dark Falz, except good.


Had to make a correction for you Uncle. Also, can't you see beyond Allos's stupid idea of a pants free world? And don't forget, he'll ban rubbies! He has tried to do it in the past, but he didn't have enough support then.




On 2003-11-11 18:54, Bradicus wrote:
The prancians have to return home now (to molt) i will put everything back in order... and if even one is wearing pants (double agent or not) there will be hell to pay.


Ok, now I have the Prancians back that are loyal to me. They also brought many friends, and I am barely able to supply them all with pants. I now have over 3/4 of your army Bradicus, and If you just gives up now, and lets pants live free, like everyone should, then I will let you be 3rd in command along with Captain_Bob (Uncle_Bob, the same offer applies to you). I also have one position open for 2nd in command.

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[Allos]

Dude, just stfu now. This is getting old.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-13 12:35, Allos wrote:
Dude, just stfu now. This is getting old.


Ok, but one last thing. WHAT IS SO EVIL ABOUT PANTS? I don't care how long the explanation is, or how bad it is, I just want to know, whats wrong with them.

[Allos]

The atrocities cannot be explained in words of what pants have done. We have pants doing things evil and vile caught on tape, but you have to become a member to see our secret media archives. The tapes made Bradicus bleed from his eyes......twice.

[Kizaragu]

I thought he just had a nosebleed?
He had some antibiotics for it.

[Allos]

You're all just lucky I don't make you see the tapes I keep in the back room! The old DTPA (bless their diseased souls) had to watch those. Underling JTeebo died from it.

[Uncle_bob]

While watching those videos, Uncle has bled out of places that you don't even know exist.

[Bradicus]

That eye bleeding thing was unfortunate... but i thought the backroom was where we stored all the (.)(.) movies.

[Allos]

That's the back room, not the BACK room.

[Bradicus]

oh, my mistake. We keep the heavy duity supplies in the back room... or was that the kilts... no thats the back room.

[Allos]

And the BACK room has all of Kiz's thongs. He said when he joined that they're there if his ass ever becomes "shapely".

[Uncle_bob]

What about the
back room ?

[Firocket1690]

On 2003-11-13 15:41, Uncle_bob wrote:
What about the
back room ?


I second that !
... not really, but I sound important!

[Kizaragu]

*Pats his shapely ass*
I've got no pants on but Damn do I look good!

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-13 12:43, Allos wrote:
The atrocities cannot be explained in words of what pants have done. We have pants doing things evil and vile caught on tape, but you have to become a member to see our secret media archives. The tapes made Bradicus bleed from his eyes......twice.


Fine, then either post the videos on the net, or mail them to me. If you don't I'll have a lower opinion of the DTPA than I already do. Also, I don't remember them doing any evil, except eating the neighbor on I Love Lucy (if you've seen enouh TV Land, you'll know what I'm talking about).

[Captain_Bob]

Ketchup, the DTPA has jacked our thread! I still plan to nuke the DTPA back to the Stone Age! I only need your orders, commander!

[Bradicus]

On 2003-11-13 18:35, Captain_Bob wrote:
KETCHUP, THE DTPA HAS JACKED OUR THREAD! I STILL PLAN TH NUKE TH DTPA BACK TO THE STONE AGE! I ONLY NEED YOUR ORDERS, COMMANDER!


JUST SOME.... i mean, just some grammar errors there...

[Allos]

OOOH! He got you bad sista!

[Kizaragu]

Don't go there girlfriend! *click click*

[Allos]

*Pimp walks into room*

Shut da fuck up bitches!

[Bradicus]

excuse me while i execute a satisfied arm pumping motion followed by an exclamitory

Booya bitch!

[Mixfortune]

On 2003-11-14 12:13, Bradicus wrote:
excuse me while i execute a satisfied arm pumping motion followed by an exclamitory

Booya bitch!



No, I don't think I will.

[Bradicus]

>_>
i warned you. just dont come crying to me when your blood eats through your skin.

[Mixfortune]

I have an affinity for "The Bends", from scuba diving.

Well, not really, but it's pretty damn painful.

[Bradicus]

I dived in cuba once, and my ears hurt for three days.

[Allos]

We used to include a diving exercise in DTPA training, it involved diving from a 500 ft. high cliff into a pool of molasses and pirrahnas. I drowned three times before I figured out that there was something wrong with the situation.

[Ketchup345]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif, funny Allos. And where can I see those DTPA tapes?

So, what did you have for breakfast? This thread already got way off topic.

[Bradicus]

On 2003-11-14 14:36, Ketchup345 wrote:
This thread already got way off topic.


one of the DTPA's true powers http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Kizaragu]

Going off topic in fresh kills?
That's a tad unusual isn't it? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Bradicus]

teehee

[Kizaragu]

I'm ashamed that that made me laugh. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Allos]

I gotta funny story that just happened to me. I just took a dump in my toilet (this sucker was worth at least 10,000,000 points) and it backed up that toilet's plumbing, and the toilet overflowed and now there's shit everywhere. I haven't told anyone in the house yet. Can I live with one of you guys for the next few days?

[Kizaragu]

Tell me that story isn't true?
And sure, as long as you can afford the air fare.

[Allos]

Yeah it is true, although the shit everywhere was a bit of an exxageration. The bastard was still worth 10,000,000 points though.

[Captain_Bob]

Do I even want to know what you are talking about?