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Uncle_bob
Nov 14, 2003, 09:59 PM
Are you a telemarketer? Fuck you, die already. Do you make pop-up ads? Fuck you. Do you make any internet advertising? Fuck you. Do you make spy-ware? F U C K Y O U!

You fuck ass spy-ware making assfucks have ruined my computer with your fucking horrible ass methods of advertising. Y-fucking-ay for you. Go to hell, fuck off and just GO TO HELL. FUCKING DIE! >:O
Allos
Nov 14, 2003, 10:02 PM
This is Allos's mom and I think you need to watch your language!





















HA! I'm just kidding it was me. You shoulda seen how scared you were! ha ha ha ha! Ok I'll go stare at the wall....
OniTatsujin
Nov 14, 2003, 10:10 PM
yeah, i get these annoying pop-ups to prevent pop-ups, and soem i get even when im not online..grr...
Mystil
Nov 14, 2003, 10:12 PM
Nope. But fuck you anyway.
Uncle_bob
Nov 14, 2003, 10:27 PM
On 2003-11-14 19:12, Silhouette wrote:
Nope. But fuck you anyway.



My my, aren't we mad these days? What exactly did Uncle do that pissed you off so much anyway?
Kizaragu
Nov 14, 2003, 10:36 PM
Did you try getting Pop Up stopper like I suggested?
Uncle_bob
Nov 14, 2003, 10:40 PM
I didn't bother, the pop-ups got so bad that the only thing that'll fix it is reformatting the whole damn computer. :|
polishedweasel
Nov 14, 2003, 11:21 PM
spyware killer, popup blocker....yup. that's it.
NKOTB
Nov 14, 2003, 11:36 PM
The two hottest girls I ever went out with telemarketers. It makes me hard to talk bad about them.

Jennifer and Nikki, if your reading this, I miss you!
_Ted_
Nov 15, 2003, 12:19 AM
Yeh, I hate telemarketers, especially those idiots at the LA Times. They call my house 3 times a week! ARRRGGGGGG!!!!!!
Bradicus
Nov 15, 2003, 12:54 AM
On 2003-11-14 18:59, Uncle_bob wrote:
Y-fucking-ay
how does one pronounce that?
NKOTB
Nov 15, 2003, 01:01 AM
On 2003-11-14 21:19, _Ted_ wrote:
Yeh, I hate telemarketers, especially those idiots at the LA Times.



That newspaper hates Arnold so I hate that newspaper.
Mystil
Nov 15, 2003, 08:42 AM
On 2003-11-14 19:27, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2003-11-14 19:12, Silhouette wrote:
Nope. But fuck you anyway.



My my, aren't we mad these days? What exactly did Uncle do that pissed you off so much anyway?


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
Uncle_bob
Nov 15, 2003, 10:00 AM
On 2003-11-14 20:21, polishedweasel wrote:
spyware killer, popup blocker....yup. that's it.



Well, you see, the computer was so damn lagged and glitchy from the spyware/pop-ups, Uncle couldn't go on the internet for more than a few minutes without his web browser crashing.
Reenee
Nov 15, 2003, 11:33 AM
And I quote:




Macs are porn-friendly.



Therefore...

Ph = PithHelmet with Block Filtered Content (i.e. images, banner ads, GIFs)

Safari + Debug Menu enabled + Ph + Safari's Block Pop-up Windows = KOOL-AID!
Kasumi19
Nov 15, 2003, 06:43 PM
I hate pop-ups as much as everyone else does, but here are some solutions if you want to prevent your computer from getting messed up.

Use Spybot Search and Destroy- you can get it here.

http://www.tucows.com/preview/310138.html

and use it in conjunction with AdAware you can get it here.

http://www.lavasoftusa.com/support/download/#free

Just be sure to update them when after you install them. I have been using them for some time and they work really well. They can catch most spyware if used together.
Spartan117
Nov 15, 2003, 06:58 PM
if you hate the solicitors that call your house

Legally Change your phone number to a business line without changeing your number.

Its against the law for a solicitor to call a businees.

So you can sue their asses of and buy more months of PSO online time.
Uncle_bob
Nov 15, 2003, 07:09 PM
*sigh* Look look, Uncle's computer was so damn infected with spyware and pop-ups, he couldn't even LOAD A WEBPAGE without it crashing within 5 to 30 seconds.

About the phone number thing, Uncle may look into that.
Guile
Nov 16, 2003, 05:53 AM
I made a pop up once...sorry.

Or am I?
-Luke-
Nov 16, 2003, 06:46 AM
The worst pop ups are the ones that arent images or anything, jes items in the bottom toolbar, and if you close it, another pops up, until the damn computer is restarted
Luke
Wewt
Nov 16, 2003, 01:15 PM
Uncle got owned. Hi Uncle ^_^;;;;;;;;;; !!!!
polishedweasel
Nov 16, 2003, 01:34 PM
How about you reformat your computer....then dl the popup killer and a spyware blocker...sounds like a plan to me...
Uncle_bob
Nov 16, 2003, 01:35 PM
On 2003-11-16 10:15, WWWWWWWWWWWW wrote:
Uncle got owned pwned. Hi Uncle ^_^;;;;;;;;;; !!!!
Wewt
Nov 16, 2003, 02:03 PM
On 2003-11-16 10:35, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2003-11-16 10:15, WWWWWWWWWWWW wrote:
Uncle got owned pwned poked and tossed into the dustbin pooned. Hi Uncle ^_^;;;;;;;;;; !!!!
Guile
Nov 16, 2003, 05:54 PM
I hate pop ups that talk about getting rid of pop ups...fuckers.
Spartan117
Nov 16, 2003, 10:36 PM
I will post this once more just to make sure you read it.


I said.

if you hate the solicitors that call your house

Legally Change your phone number to a business line without changeing your number.

Its against the law for a solicitor to call a businees.

So you can sue their asses of and buy more months of PSO online time.
_________________



Thank You! Go make money off solicitors. Now go my mininions.
_Ted_
Nov 17, 2003, 12:50 AM
On 2003-11-15 15:58, Spartan117 wrote:
if you hate the solicitors that call your house

Legally Change your phone number to a business line without changeing your number.

Its against the law for a solicitor to call a businees.

So you can sue their asses of and buy more months of PSO online time.



I might just look into that, or I'm going to be sending LA Times solicitors a thank-you bomb.
Wewt
Nov 17, 2003, 08:43 AM
It's a lot of fun to play around with telesales people, though. For instance, I once got the person to tell me about the range of credit cards they offer, all the little smallprint details, even got to the point where the lady asked for my address, then I said no thanks for no reason. :l

Fun.
DOG21313
Nov 19, 2003, 10:05 PM
On 2003-11-16 21:50, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2003-11-15 15:58, Spartan117 wrote:
if you hate the solicitors that call your house

Legally Change your phone number to a business line without changeing your number.

Its against the law for a solicitor to call a businees.

So you can sue their asses of and buy more months of PSO online time.



I might just look into that, or I'm going to be sending LA Times solicitors a thank-you bomb.



I say you go for the latter option, just cuz of all the fun you'll be sharing with them!!! ^_^ They'll love you so much they'll stop calling you!


It's a lot of fun to play around with telesales people, though. For instance, I once got the person to tell me about the range of credit cards they offer, all the little smallprint details, even got to the point where the lady asked for my address, then I said no thanks for no reason. :l

Fun.


Right on! If those SBC jerks call, the conversation usually goes like this for me:

SBC Guy:Hello, are you happy with your phone service?

Me: No.

SBC Guy:Then would you like to switch to the SBC phone services?

Me: Why would I do that? I'm perfectly happy with my phone service how it is!!!

SBC Guy: But you just said...

Me: SHUT-UP! YOU DONT KNOW HOW I DID IT! YOU CANT FRAME ME! *Evil laughter*

SBC Guy: Um... Sir?

Me: STFU! *Hangs up phone and bursts into laughter*