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[Katsuhito]

Da Mafia

one day der was tis guy name jack. he go to da watermelon stor and he eats da water melon and den da polcie dive tru teh window and jack runss away and he goe to his Friend house and say o no teh cops are gona get me then the the police helichopter come out and shoot so we shoot dem wit Uzi and run to da airport den da mafia Come and say o no u bitch u gonna die and then dive slo motion with double bazooka and Kill dem and rape YOU dog

the End

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[Saiffy]

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[Ketchup345]

Could anyone please give a translation? I'm sure it would be interesting ifI could read it.



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[Uncle_bob]

On 2003-11-15 17:47, Ketchup345 wrote:
Could anyone please give a translation? I'm sure it would be interesting ifI could read it.



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The Mafia

One day there was this guy named Jack. He went to the watermelon store and he ate a watermelon and then the police drove through the window and jack ran away and he went to his friends house and said, "Oh no! The cops are gonna get me!" and then the police helicopter came out and shot at us. So we shot them with Uzis and ran to the air port. Then the mafia came and said, "Oh no you bitch, you gonna die!" Then I dived in slow motion with a double bazooka and killed them and rape you, dog.

The End.

[Robantifast]

On 2003-11-15 15:54, Katsuhito wrote:
The Mafia

One day there was this guy named Jack. He went to the watermelon store ate the watermelon. Suddenly, the police dive through the window, so Jack runs away and went to his friend's house. "Oh no, the cops are gonna get me!" said Jack. Then, the police helicopter came out and attacked so Jack and his friend shot them with Uzis, then ran to the airport. Then, the mafia came and said, "Oh no you bitch you gonna die!" Then they dove slow motion and killed them with double bazookas and raped YOUR dog.

The End

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How about that? I can read it now.

[Robantifast]

Damn you Uncle_bob.

*edit*

Mine's better!


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[Uncle_bob]

But Uncle's was first, so suck it.

[Robantifast]

On 2003-11-15 18:08, Uncle_bob wrote:
But Uncle's was first, so suck it.



Go die! GO DIE!
*gives you 58190681 rubbies*

[Jaks]

Oh right Uncle is supposed to ave rubbyitus! Or was he cured? Either way... meh

[Uncle_bob]

The DTPA's powers cured Uncle of rubbyitus.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-15 18:03, Uncle_bob wrote:
The Mafia

One day there was this guy named Jack. He went to the watermelon store and he ate a watermelon and then the police drove through the window and jack ran away and he went to his friends house and said, "Oh no! The cops are gonna get me!" and then the police helicopter came out and shot at us. So we shot them with Uzis and ran to the air port. Then the mafia came and said, "Oh no you bitch, you gonna die!" Then I dived in slow motion with a double bazooka and killed them and rape you, dog.

The End.


Thanks.

[Katsuhito]

DA BEST STORY EVAR

[Katsuhito]

Da Mafia: Part 2

The end.

[polishedweasel]

This is really funny...if you read it out loud...and don't enunciate...

[Shattered_weasel]

My Foot in your Anus part 1

i kill you hoes

[-Luke-]

brilliance, someone publish these scintillating short stories

[Katsuhito]

Da Mafia Part 3

Da Mafia did no kilL jack really cuz dey dive at him wit doubl bazoka and they run a den a giant plant monster guy thing eat his freind and he jack say O noes u little basard im goin to kill u u da bad mafia so i hate u den jack get into da plane and fly it to the mafia guy and tey all die

next day he goe to da water malon place and say plz give me two big juicy watermelon

The End

[Katsuhito]

Da Mafia: part 4

Da mafia guy shoot jack and jack say o no wtf u n00b u bastard u are using hacks omfg!111 den da admin ban da mafia guy cuz he cheat jack eat da watermelon and say wow i like watermelon cuz it s then da police tell da kitty snipa to get in position when jack walk outside de cops tell da kitty to shoot jack but da kitty had a hairball and diees

[Zaneatron]

Worst.
Thread.
Ever.

I think I made my opinions clear http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

STOP THIS CRAP NOOOOOOOOOW!

[Katsuhito]

Thank you thank you this is now officialy the most shitiest thread.

[Katsuhito]

Da Mafia: Part 5

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

da Mafia come and kill jack but he doesnt die the a kitten comes and give jack a doodad he say wtf is dis for? omg fuck u kitty den teh kitty say omg wtf u sux den da mafia say ok i had enuf of this shit time to die so den the mafia come and kill jack.

[Bradicus]

After deep analysis and meditaion, i have come to the conclusion that this fine young fellow shoud be fed to:
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Wd6gM1QlfbsC:http%3A//www.dizpins.com/archives/images/2002maypics/wdw_smee_050802.jpg <---- uncle bob

[Robantifast]

*clutches hands to top of head*
MY EYES!

...........

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LURN 2 TYP 0MG WFT U FUKINIG BASARD!!!!!!!111111one

[Zaneatron]

what a basard?

[NKOTB]

On 2003-11-15 15:54, Katsuhito wrote:
o no u bitch u gonna die and then dive slo motion with double bazooka and Kill dem and rape YOU dog



Nice ending!

[Mixfortune]

On 2003-11-15 19:55, polishedweasel wrote:
This is really funny...if you read it out loud...and don't enunciate...

[Uncle_bob]

But the mods said people can't feed Uncle. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Katsuhito]

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[Bradicus]

On 2003-11-17 13:38, Uncle_bob wrote:
But the mods said people can't feed Uncle. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

but they never said uncle cant feed on people

[Enyalis_Cho]

Stop the madness, my brain is leaking out of my ears!!

[Mixfortune]

Better ears than others, as I always say.

[polishedweasel]

mmmm nachos....

[Katsuhito]

da mafia

hire jack