To the noobs of Fresh Kills.... [Archive]

Allos

Nov 16, 2003, 09:00 AM

..meaning you have been posting here for less than 1 month:

1. You are not equal to us. Do not address us by name or look us in the eye!

2. Your jokes are not funny. Hell, most of ours aren't funny. But yours suck.

3. Don't ask for a rubby from the uncle. Please.

4. If I ask you to join the DTPA, do it.

Kizaragu

Nov 16, 2003, 09:36 AM

New rule just in!

5. Never believe a word Allos says.

Allos

Nov 16, 2003, 09:59 AM

6. Kizaragu is demoted to 1st Lt.

Zaneatron

Nov 16, 2003, 10:14 AM

shame kizaragu! yu got told! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kizaragu

Nov 16, 2003, 11:07 AM

I feel unloved.

Allos

Nov 16, 2003, 11:12 AM

And unsexed!

Spartan117

Nov 16, 2003, 11:16 AM

no wonder this is the http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif forum.

Allos

Nov 16, 2003, 11:20 AM

Ba dum tsss!

Shattered_weasel

Nov 16, 2003, 11:33 AM

On 2003-11-16 08:16, Spartan117 wrote:
no wonder this is the http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif forum.

no wonder your the little nublet we are talking about...

Spartan117

Nov 16, 2003, 11:40 AM

Im going back to fanworks.

You people scare me.

Kizaragu

Nov 16, 2003, 11:51 AM

Go quickly. The longer your in here, the harder it is to leave.

Help~me...

Ketchup345

Nov 16, 2003, 12:24 PM

On 2003-11-16 08:51, Kizaragu wrote:
Go quickly. The longer your in here, the harder it is to leave.

Help~me...

Sadly, thats true. After you are in here for a certain amount of time, there is no going back.

Also, Allos, you forgot to say give Uncle a rubby whenever he wants one, and don't joiin the DTPA which probably doesn't even exist.

Allos

Nov 16, 2003, 12:31 PM

On 2003-11-16 09:24, Ketchup345 wrote:
and don't joiin the DTPA which probably doesn't even exist.

BLASPHEMY!

-Luke-

Nov 16, 2003, 12:36 PM

Ok.I ma gonna piss off til I'm less of a n00b sp4mmer
Luke

Zaneatron

Nov 16, 2003, 12:48 PM

stop being such a un-1337 n00b, they arnt welcome around here, grrrrrrrr.

death to n00bs?!?!?!?!11!!!?!/l;ghnkbkfn g

ultra 1337 ha><0rz shalle perish wit d4 n00bletenspielgeschafts

Shattered_weasel

Nov 16, 2003, 01:02 PM

BLASPHAMY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>asdjkfl

Ketchup345

Nov 16, 2003, 03:07 PM

On 2003-11-16 09:31, Allos wrote:

On 2003-11-16 09:24, Ketchup345 wrote:
and don't joiin the DTPA which probably doesn't even exist.

BLASPHEMY!

They probably don't. It is probably some cult ore something where they have new members do suicide missions by burning people's pants in New York. They also have one of the most ridiculous "missions" I've ever heard of. Destroy pants, just so they come back, so they can destroy them again? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif I don't get why they don't just destroy pants once and for all, and switch to burning other stuff.

[ This Message was edited by: Ketchup345 on 2003-11-16 12:07 ]

Kizaragu

Nov 16, 2003, 03:41 PM

On 2003-11-16 12:07, Ketchup345 wrote:
They probably don't. It is probably some cult ore something where they have new members do suicide missions by burning people's pants in New York. They also have one of the most ridiculous "missions" I've ever heard of. Destroy pants, just so they come back, so they can destroy them again? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif I don't get why they don't just destroy pants once and for all, and switch to burning other stuff.

You really don't understand terrorism do you?

[ This Message was edited by: Kizaragu on 2003-11-16 12:42 ]

Ketchup345

Nov 16, 2003, 03:50 PM

On 2003-11-16 12:41, Kizaragu wrote:

On 2003-11-16 12:07, Ketchup345 wrote:
They probably don't. It is probably some cult ore something where they have new members do suicide missions by burning people's pants in New York. They also have one of the most ridiculous "missions" I've ever heard of. Destroy pants, just so they come back, so they can destroy them again? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif I don't get why they don't just destroy pants once and for all, and switch to burning other stuff.
You really don't understand terrorism do you?

I thought that they always kept doing it until their goal was achieved, then stopped, or found another target. And why is it always pants? Why not sweaters?

RavenTW

Nov 16, 2003, 05:16 PM

To all new FK posters:

Why the heck did you come here? Turn back now before enveloped by the oncoming deluge of spam!

*places a sign that says "Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here!"*

Katsuhito

Nov 16, 2003, 05:56 PM

Thats uber 1337 n00b to you.

Allos

Nov 16, 2003, 06:03 PM

On 2003-11-16 12:50, Ketchup345 wrote:

On 2003-11-16 12:41, Kizaragu wrote:

On 2003-11-16 12:07, Ketchup345 wrote:
They probably don't. It is probably some cult ore something where they have new members do suicide missions by burning people's pants in New York. They also have one of the most ridiculous "missions" I've ever heard of. Destroy pants, just so they come back, so they can destroy them again? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif I don't get why they don't just destroy pants once and for all, and switch to burning other stuff.
You really don't understand terrorism do you?

I thought that they always kept doing it until their goal was achieved, then stopped, or found another target. And why is it always pants? Why not sweaters?

Because sweaters aren't evil! And no, you cannot see the videos unless you join the DTPA. Now rot in hell Harry Potter!

Bradicus

Nov 16, 2003, 06:32 PM

we might take aim at jeans sometime in the near future >_>

Allos

Nov 16, 2003, 07:41 PM

AH! But surely you mean jean shorts my friend? We've been burning jeans since July!

Captain_Bob

Nov 16, 2003, 07:47 PM

NEW RULE:
IF YOU ENCOUNTER ALLOS OR ANY OTHER MEMBER OF THE DTPA, I HAVE A BOUNTY ON THEIR HEADS, KILL THEM AND BRING THEM TO ME FOR THE REWARD!

Allos

Nov 16, 2003, 07:52 PM

Buddy, it's becoming increasingly more difficult to kill us. Ness killed all of the old members (except me and Guntz) and we've learned from our mistakes. You see that guy?

*Points to Large, Muscular Afro-American man*

That's Tyrone. You get within 20 feet of us and well, let's just say Tyrone doesn't take kindly to strangers.

Captain_Bob

Nov 16, 2003, 08:04 PM

Does he take badly to fourty 7.62x39 rounds to various points in the chest?

Bradicus

Nov 16, 2003, 08:05 PM

Allos is right.
First the buisness THEN the whores!

Captain_Bob

Nov 16, 2003, 08:15 PM

and how is the prince of prance going to stop my plans of anihilating the DTPA?

Uncle_bob

Nov 16, 2003, 08:17 PM

On 2003-11-16 17:15, Captain_Bob wrote:
and how is the prince of prance going to stop my plans of anihilating the DTPA?

Prancing?

Bradicus

Nov 16, 2003, 08:18 PM

On 2003-11-16 17:17, Uncle_bob wrote:

On 2003-11-16 17:15, Captain_Bob wrote:
and how is the prince of prance going to stop my plans of anihilating the DTPA?

Prancing?

damn right... AFTER the whores.

Uncle_bob

Nov 16, 2003, 08:19 PM

What does the Prince of Prance mean by "AFTER"?

Captain_Bob

Nov 16, 2003, 08:23 PM

1: being nuked
2: me calling down a giant meteor from space
or
3: calling down a Battlecruiser yomato gun attack.

SpikeOtacon

Nov 16, 2003, 08:32 PM

Captian_Bob, nuking was my idea. And I'm not gonna do it anyway. Lame, Captian. Lame.

Bradicus

Nov 16, 2003, 08:37 PM

On 2003-11-16 17:19, Uncle_bob wrote:
What does the Prince of Prance mean by "AFTER"?

would uncle prefir "at the same time" ?
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

Allos

Nov 16, 2003, 08:39 PM

Tsk Tsk tsk! Shame on you Captain! And hey, Spike, I believe we have an opening on the Corporal level if you get my drift.

SpikeOtacon

Nov 16, 2003, 08:41 PM

Is that an offer, sir?

Captain_Bob

Nov 16, 2003, 08:42 PM

Spike, threats and words get you nowhere. You should've nuked them when you had the chance.

SpikeOtacon

Nov 16, 2003, 08:43 PM

I didn't specify WHO I was nuking, did I?
Actually, I did. I was gonna nuke YOU and the Anti-DTPA.

[ This Message was edited by: SpikeOtacon on 2003-11-16 17:46 ]

**Arms nuke**
Ready to go, Allos?

That was straight from the ANTI-DTPA thread.

[ This Message was edited by: SpikeOtacon on 2003-11-16 17:50 ]
Now, Allos. I would gladly accept your position in the DTPA, but first may I ask a serious question:
What would my duties be as corporal?

[ This Message was edited by: SpikeOtacon on 2003-11-16 18:03 ]

Allos

Nov 17, 2003, 03:37 PM

Duties eh? They include burning pants whenever the time arrises and making the officers their ice cream sundaes on Monday and Thursday nights. And on Friday you get to wash Bradicus's laundry! But this is all over when you get promoted to Sergeant. Then you enjoy the good life.

SpikeOtacon

Nov 17, 2003, 03:37 PM

I'll take it.

Allos

Nov 17, 2003, 03:49 PM

Good, good....

*Rubs his cockroach hands together*

SpikeOtacon

Nov 17, 2003, 03:59 PM

Me--> http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wet-trout.gif <---Captian_Bob

[ This Message was edited by: SpikeOtacon on 2003-11-17 12:59 ]

Mixfortune

Nov 17, 2003, 07:11 PM

Now Allos needs a sig edit.

Allos

Nov 17, 2003, 07:18 PM

I'll get on Zane to do it, but I need to know who will play Uncle Bob and Spike in the FK movie.

SpikeOtacon

Nov 17, 2003, 07:20 PM

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif Wait...I'm in a movie now, too?
Badass. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

Allos

Nov 17, 2003, 07:24 PM

Yup. I think I'll have you played as Eric Cartman and Bob as Quagmire from Family Guy.

SpikeOtacon

Nov 17, 2003, 07:25 PM

Cartman and quagmire...?
How come I don't remember any of this?

[ This Message was edited by: SpikeOtacon on 2003-11-17 16:26 ]

Allos

Nov 17, 2003, 07:30 PM

Read up on the FKL movie thread and it'll all make sense.

Bradicus

Nov 17, 2003, 07:36 PM

cartman Spike from Buffy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

SpikeOtacon

Nov 17, 2003, 07:40 PM

Well, I read the post...Yes....it all makes no sense now...

[ This Message was edited by: SpikeOtacon on 2003-11-17 16:40 ]

Zaneatron

Nov 17, 2003, 07:44 PM

hey my artistic skillz are limited to rudimentary skillz on photoshop as it were, and paint, but thats a side issue. a sig change can be made, but it will be a new sig, whence i get it done http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Bradicus

Nov 17, 2003, 07:45 PM

its quite simple my dear man. You shall be played by:
http://www.creations.co.nz/gallery/spike.jpg

SpikeOtacon

Nov 17, 2003, 07:52 PM

Interesting choise....

SpikeOtacon

Nov 17, 2003, 07:58 PM

Actually, I'm a zombie.

Bradicus

Nov 17, 2003, 07:58 PM

it was the first thing to pop up when i put "Spike" into google. >_>;

I shall contact Kizaragu when i see him, and you will be a peroxide-haired vampire in no time.