I'm looking for a wife.

[Kizaragu]

Having become 20 recently and now under full time employment again, I've decided to get on with my life and get myself a woman.
Anyone up to the challenge?
Natural gingers need not apply.

[KaFKa]

...not to be an ass or anything, but this really isnt the place to be looking for that kind of "relationship"

[Kizaragu]

Slim pickings I know but It's worth a shot. :D

[KaFKa]

true

[Kizaragu]

Auditions will be held in the guild hall of my home town, on Wednesday at noon.

All would be 'other halfs' must meet the following requirements:
Be Female (Or close too)
Be a woman (or Close too)
Or have breasts.

Mingers or gingers not welcome.

[KaFKa]

why don't you go hit on shimarisu, she's been having some realtionship troubles as of late.



(if you take this seriously, im not sure what to say)

[muff]

On 2003-11-22 11:53, Kizaragu wrote:
Auditions will be held in the guild hall of my home town, on Wednesday at noon.

All would be 'other halfs' must meet the following requirements:
Be Female (Or close too)
Be a woman (or Close too)
Or have breasts.

Mingers or gingers not welcome.



I can build a robot to meet those conditions, all I need is a human brain.

I'll meet you in the grave yard, bring a shovel, a tea towel and some Polo Mints and I'll see what I can do.

[Guntz348]

OK stupid question, but whats a minger or a ginger?

[LamerPanda]

A ginger is apparently " A simple functional language from the University of Warwick with parallel constructs."

Can't say I have that problem...

Hmm. I suppose the real question is, how much money do you have? =D

[Kizaragu]

On 2003-11-22 12:14, muff wrote:
I can build a robot to meet those conditions, all I need is a human brain.

I'll meet you in the grave yard, bring a shovel, a tea towel and some Polo Mints and I'll see what I can do.

To save you the hassle (and prison), You got a sister?

And a 'Ginger' and 'Minger' are both English slang.

Minger = Someone ugly or gross.
Ginger = Someone with Ginger hair.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-22 12:21, Guntz348 wrote:
OK stupid question, but whats a minger or a ginger?


I think he means hair color.
Ginger- reddish
Minger- don't know. near red?

Or he could mean that person from Gilligan's Island for Ginger.

[LamerPanda]

Thought so about ginger, but my definition is more fun. ;_;

I don't think I'm either of those...

...unless you count the horrible scars on my arm! Aiee!

[NKOTB]

What the hell sort of idiot would not want a redhead?

I used to date a redhead and all I will say is WOW!

[muff]

On 2003-11-22 12:28, Kizaragu wrote:
To save you the hassle (and prison), You got a sister?


I think we should be asking, how taking my sisters brain, would avoid prison. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Kizaragu]

*Checks Lamerpanda's Profile*
You've got potential. You seem to have the same interests as me.
Please make sure to turn up Wednesday naked.

I've also dated a Redhead and it was a bad experience. MEIN EYES!
Some are acceptable so I'll now change my policy and allow them.

No Ging/Ming hybrids please.

[LamerPanda]

You'll have to sign this pre-meeting contract (http://www.geocities.com/lamerpanda/contract.txt) first, make sure to list your salary and any sort of debilitating diseases that would cause you to die a tragic, early death.

[Kizaragu]

I don't know why I'm doing this, but it it helps me get laid Married...

**************************************************
AMAZING PROFESSIONAL CONTRACT THINGY

Salary: Not enough.

Current assets:
A buspass, a big TV, Anime DVD's and magazines I keep under my bed.

Horrible debilitating diseases:
I have bad breath sometimes?

Are you accident-prone?: Yes / (No)
What happened to that woman was purely by chance. How was I supposed to know that she'd walk in front of the car?

Would you realize that your wife was trying to kill you?: Yes / (No)
I tend to miss obviouse things like that. For exampe my DC (R.I.P) was melting from the inside out and I never noticed.

Do you have a will?: Yes / (No)
Will? As in will to live?
I know what you mean really.

Would you be willing to prepare one in case of marriage?: Yes / No
Unsure. Wouldn't having a wife make my will to live even weaker? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Are you likely to die within six months of any sort of marriage?: Yes / (No)
Not that I'm aware of.

Please turn in your application by November 24th, 2003.

Thank you, and have a nice day!
************************************************** ***



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[LamerPanda]

Hm...

We'll need to work on that salary, but you're under consideration.

[Bradicus]

On 2003-11-22 13:18, Kizaragu wrote:
Current assets:
A buspass, a big TV, Anime DVD's and magazines I keep under my bed.


XD
are they the same anime mags that reenee has?

[Allos]

Kiz, I speak for the entire DTPA when I say, what would your wife do if we decided to campaign again? And what if she likes pants? These atrocities would not be tolerated!

[Kizaragu]

Just make sure to turn up Wednesday Lamerpanda.



On 2003-11-22 13:26, Bradicus wrote:
XD
are they the same anime mags that reenee has?
No my friend. I miswrote that.
I meant the 'better' kind of magazines. ;p
I only have them for the articles of course.

And don't worry allos, I'll make sure my wife never has any pants on ever.
I feel so dirty.

[Allos]

HA! I got him to say it! HA HA HA HA!

[Bradicus]

On 2003-11-22 13:33, Kizaragu wrote:
Just make sure to turn up Wednesday Lamerpanda.



On 2003-11-22 13:26, Bradicus wrote:
XD
are they the same anime mags that reenee has?
No my friend. I miswrote that.
I meant the 'better' kind of magazines. ;p
I only have them for the articles of course.

And don't worry allos, I'll make sure my wife never has any pants on ever.
I feel so dirty.


i just saw "magazines under my bed" and began to speculate. Ah well, good luck in the mating game.
reenee could prolly find you some "preparation" games much like your mags XD

[Solstis]

Isn't Ed (in Kiz's siggy) a Ginger?

[Kizaragu]

No one likes a smart ass. :D

[Allos]

The Life of the Wife is ended by the knife!

-And what ends her wretched life?

The knife! the KNIFE!

-And where is that bloody knife?

In the wife! In the wife!

[LamerPanda]

No, no, the wife kills the husband and collects the insur-

I've said too much.

YOU SAW NOTHING

*throws a smoke grenade and runs*

[Solstis]

Smoke grenades are kid friendly.

[Enyalis_Cho]

Question: Is the wife required to have cooking skills in any way shape or form?

[Kizaragu]

She only needs to be able to cook pizza and have a drivers licence.
Therefore allowing her to get to burger king at fast speeds in case of an emergency.

[Zaneatron]

this id quite funny, seeing kiz said that he ran down a woman, even though he cant drive, and you mentioned something about getting married making life even less worth living, and having a wife? wouldnt having a wife already imply you have had a marrige in the past?

KaFKa, please dont talk about shimarisu like that, on tell others to hit on her. you dont understand the full enormity of the situation.

and kiz ill do your work for you now, yes im being a smartass http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Kizaragu]

On 2003-11-23 10:25, Zaneatron wrote:
and kiz ill do your work for you now, yes im being a smartass http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Yeah, sure you can cook, clean and bring me breakfast in bed, but there's a few 'wifely' things your forgetting my friend.

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-11-23 11:10, Kizaragu wrote:
there's a few 'wifely' things your forgetting my friend.


You don't exactly have to get married for that, yeah?

Depending on your beleifs and your view on that whole aspect. o-O

[Kizaragu]

That's too decent a question for a fun topic like this, So I'm not gonna anser it. :D

[ABDUR101]

On 2003-11-23 11:44, Kizaragu wrote:
That's too decent a question for a fun topic like this, So I'm not gonna anser it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


Good thing you caught that, I thought I'd of gotten you to answer for sure. XD

[Kizaragu]

I should've called this topic 'Wife Idol' http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

#Bap Bap dooo waaaah!#

[Ness]

You can always go back and change it.

[Kizaragu]

Yeah, but that's too easy.

[Zaneatron]

no, its called "kiz is a lazy bastard"