Los Huevos

[Uncle_bob]

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[Allos]

Los huevos son muy bonitas, pero no me gustan huevos.

[LamerPanda]

Los huevos poseen el alma de Tio_bob.

El morira.

PSOW ha robado mis acentos!

[Kizaragu]

I'm just going to sit here and pretend I know what the hell you both just said.

[Solstis]

Yo, no, no veo los huevos, por que no tengo ojos!

-Grammatically correct, maybe not...

... dang accentless words!

[Ketchup345]

Ok, Kiz, Spanish class time!!!



On 2003-11-22 13:38, Allos wrote:
Los huevos son muy bonitas, pero no me gustan huevos.


This says that "The eggs are very beutiful, but I don't like eggs."

I'm not going to even try to translate what the other person said. The only thing I remember is Tio_Bob which is Uncle_Bob.

[LamerPanda]

You probably can't anyway because I can't post accents.

The eggs own the soul of Uncle_bob.

He will die.

PSOW has stolen my accents!

PS:

No veo los huevos, porque no tengo ojos.

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[Uncle_bob]

Que odio! Tio Bob cree que los huevos son muy bien para todos. Por que ustedes cree los huevos son malo? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

P.s- Tio Bob tiene ojos para tu.


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[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-22 14:21, Uncle_bob wrote:
Que odio! Tio Bob cree que los huevos son muy bien para todos. Por que ustedes cree los huevos son malo? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

P.s- Tio Bob tiene ojos para tu.


What smells?(?)

Uncle_Bob thinks (thought) that the eggs are very good for everyone. Why do you (formal) think that eggs are bad?

P.S. Uncle_Bob has eyes (should be tengo, he used the he/she/you formal form) for you.

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[Uncle_bob]

Tio no habla en ingles, hablas in espanol, por favor.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-22 14:29, Uncle_bob wrote:
Tio no habla en ingles, hablas in espanol, por favor.


I'm translating for all the ninos que no puede hablar en espanol.

[Uncle_bob]

Ahh...ok. Puedes dar espanol para ellos?

[Allos]

Silencio puta! Allos y los DTPA desayunan ninos todos los dias, y siempre comen los con queso y papas fritas!

[polishedweasel]

Chupa mi heuvos, y yo tengo un grande pollo. Ello hace los huevos grande. Er...yo soy el burro grande!!!! W00T!!

[Uncle_bob]

No, por favor.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-22 14:37, Allos wrote:
Silencio puta! Allos y los DTPA desayunan ninos todos los dias, y siempre comen los con queso y papas fritas!

Silence w****! Allos and the (should be la, not los) DTPA eat children everyday, y sometimes eat them with cheese and french fries.



Ahh...ok. Puedes dar espanol para ellos?

Can you give Spanish to them?



Chupa mi heuvos, y yo tengo un grande pollo. Ello hace los huevos grande. Er...yo soy el burro grande!!!! W00T!!

??? my eggs, and I have a giant chicken. They make the giant eggs. I am the giant donkey!!!! W00T!!



No, por favor.

No thank you.

[Allos]

*El telefono sono*

Allos: Hola. Me llamo Allos, y quien estas?

-Hola Allos. Me llamo Senor Susan. Yo no tengo una
penga.

Allos: Te gusta la chupacabra?

-El es muerta Allos.

Allos: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Allos]

DTPA eat children everyday, y sometimes eat them with cheese and french fries.



HA! Siempre means always! And DTPA doesn't have to be la because there is no translation for it. I was also referring to it as they, so it would be los or las.

Senor Ketchup es muy estupido!

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-22 14:55, Allos wrote:
*El telefono sono*
Allos: Hola. Me llamo Allos, y quien estas?
-Hola Allos. Me llamo Senor Susan. Yo no tengo una
penga.
Allos: Te gusta la chupacabra?
-El es muerta Allos.
Allos: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


*The telephone rings*
Allos: Hello. My name is (I call myself) Allos, and who is this?
-Hello Allos. My name is Mr. Susan. I don't have a ?.
Allos: Do you like the Chupacabra?
-She is dead Allos.
Allos: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!



HA! Siempre means always! And DTPA doesn't have to be la because there is no translation for it. I was also referring to it as they, so it would be los or las.
Senor Ketchup es muy estupido!


Ok, so sorry. I haven't gone over that in who knows how long. Ok, so no translation, it sill ends with an "a". Ok, so it was plural, so it would have been "las". But if you're in the DTPA, it would be us which is nosotros.

Mr. Ketchup is very stupid.

Ok, Allos translate:
Allos es estupisi'simo (the ' is an accent mark). E'l come ranas con cien peseta. E'l tiene uno burrow muy grande. E'l vivo en un casa de pantalones verdes. E'l le gusta cocinar con computadoras muy viejos.



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[LamerPanda]

Non parlo bene Spagnolo. Non parlo italiano affatto, ma sono finzione molto buona all'io. Sono soltanto un po'affettuoso delle uova.

>_>

[Solstis]

-He is dead Allos


...la chupacabra! "La" es feminino.

-Edit-
Yeah, yeah, I know.

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[Bradicus]

Ah, bon! les oeufs! je mange les oeufs pour le petite dejeuner... mais ils ne tombent pas dans mon pantalons.

[Allos]

Ketchup, penga is penis and La Chupacabra is a goat sucker. Have not you heard the legends of it?

Which reminds me,

Ratoncito Miguel no tiene una esposa, pero el y sus hombres tienen muchas putas y un parque de divertidos. Nosotros (La DTPA) vamos al parque cuando Bradicus compra tres cientos kilos de marijuana.

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[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-22 16:10, Allos wrote:
Ketchup, penga is penis and La Chupacabra is a goat sucker. Have not you heard the legends of it?

Which reminds me,

Ratoncito Miguel no tiene una esposa, pero el y sus hombres tienen muchas putas y un parque de divertidos. Nosotros (La DTPA) vamos al parque cuando Bradicus compra tres cientos kilos de marijuana.


Nope never heard the legend. never used penga, and the dictionary didn't have it, and thought if it did mean that, it was better off left as a ?

Ratoncito Miguel doesn't have a spouse (wife), but him and the men have many w****s and a park when Bradicus buys 300Kilograms of Marijuana.

Marijuana's bad, mmmkayy?

[Bradicus]

i can explain!























errr.... its prance's national flower.... hehehe...

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-22 16:36, Bradicus wrote:
i can explain!
errr.... its prance's national flower.... hehehe...


So can Prance legally trade with many of the most developed countries for having that as its national flower?

[Allos]

That was horrible translation! And Ratoncito Miguel is Mickey Mouse.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-22 16:56, Allos wrote:
That was horrible translation! And Ratoncito Miguel is Mickey Mouse.


Whoops, sorry. And sorry, I accidentaly left parts out.

[Allos]

I noticed.

[Rotis]

"Huevos" is slang for balls, in case nobody had mentioned that so far.

And good lord, there's been some awful translation in this thread! :o

[polishedweasel]

On 2003-11-23 14:11, Rotis wrote:
"Huevos" is slang for balls, in case nobody had mentioned that so far.

And good lord, there's been some awful translation in this thread! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif




Yes I knew that, and yes, there has been heinus trnslation. I R Boriqua for those who care. Just look at my personal pic. W00t?!