Bye-bye DTPA!

[Ness]

Alright, I've proloned the agony long enough!

*wipes out out every single DTPA member and destroys the DTPA world headquarters

Fresh Kills is at peace once again.



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[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-27 09:16, Ness wrote:
*wipes out out every single DTPA member and destroys the DTPA world headquarters

Fresh Kills is at peace once again.


May the world rejoice!!! No more DTPA!!!

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif for all. My treat.

[Morfos]

What is DTPA?

[Ness]

I think it had something to do with destroying pants.

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-27 10:16, Morfos wrote:
What is DTPA?


http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=70533&forum=14&3

It is an evil terrorist pants burning organization.

[Ness]

They are dead now.

[-Geshtar-]

hmm, dosent seem to bad to me...
I mean who wants to wear underwear chafeing pants?
so hard to run in tight pants so the DTPA was made for the athletic at heart kinda person!

really that makes little to any sense...meh =P

[Allos]

*Cough* *Clears away the smoke* HA! I told you we were prepared this time! All right boys! Flank the bastard!

[DOG21313]

Uh... Allos, none of your troops are behind you...

*Cough*

[Allos]

You're right, they're next to me!

[Bradicus]

mweeheee! that was our plan. We consulted Steve Irwin, and he said that demigods always attack BEHIND the leader.

[Kizaragu]

er...

[Ness]

*dodges all the bullets

*nukes the place again

[SpikeOtacon]

**Stands up unharmed**
What is with people and taking my Nuking Idea?! Get your own damn weapons!!!
**pulls out an OICW and fires off hundreds of rounds at fully automatic**

[Allos]

Spike, Spike, Spike! We use flame weapons on this Demigod!

*Fires off napalm from the flamethrowing Howitzer*


Now you try!

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-27 11:50, SpikeOtacon wrote:
**Stands up unharmed**
What is with people and taking my Nuking Idea?! Get your own damn weapons!!!
**pulls out an OICW and fires off hundreds of rounds at fully automatic**


Ness is a Demi God, he can't be hurt. And anyway, I guess I'll fire the "lasers" I have aimed at the DTPA headquarters. *Lasers comes down from space, destroying the DTPA HQ, among other important targets*

The HQ is gone, along with the Prancian main government building(s). Also, Allos, there is only a small fraction of Prancians left to command, since many were killed and instantly turned into pumkin pie when the lasers struck. So you have about 50 supporters total, and several thousand people are against the DTPA. Nice odds. Have fun!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Allos]

*Looks at Ketchup*

You guys just dont get it do you. The Prancians are alive (you liar!) and there is no way to kill us. We have a secret that you will never know.

[SpikeOtacon]

**Searchs for his Flamethrower**
uh...I seem to have misplaced it..

[KaFKa]

...guess i'll jump into the fray as well.
*pulls out his AWP*
hmm... somethings missing...
*grabs his deagle*
there we go...
*proceeds to blow every DTPA head that he sees away*
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Ness]

On 2003-11-27 12:20, Allos wrote:
*Looks at Ketchup*

You guys just dont get it do you. The Prancians are alive (you liar!) and there is no way to kill us. We have a secret that you will never know.



Yeah the ability not to admit defeat.

*kills off all the remaining DTPA members

[Bradicus]

er...
*masters debate*

[Kizaragu]

I've always wanted to watch a guy master debate.
Can I?

[Bradicus]

sure! what would you like me to debate?

[Kizaragu]

I'm not sure.

I'll ask Allos for ideas. Apperently he has some videos of you doing it(?)

[Bradicus]

oh yeah, im quite well known for it. I master debated at school, at work, and even at the diner table. Im actually something of a master debating legend.

[martian_man]

EWWWWW he frew his dirty pants at me

*scrapes off*

oops must be mine.......i forgot

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-27 12:20, Allos wrote:
*Looks at Ketchup*

You guys just dont get it do you. The Prancians are alive (you liar!) and there is no way to kill us. We have a secret that you will never know.


They are dead, they have been eaten. Also, many were starting to go bad. You only have about 40 stinking (literally) Pranceans left. And then about 10 other members.

Like was said, your "secret" is not admitting defeat, especially when you have been beaten hundreds of times, and you make up excuses for your loses. Especially that NEw York attack. You failed miserably, and just called it a "diversion" and a "party".

[Zaneatron]

I phoned up galactus, and asked him to drop a meteor on everybody, so he did, now everybody is dead, including the DTPA and anyone trying to kill them, problem solved http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.uberlosers.co.uk/galactusme1.JPG

[Bradicus]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
your finest masterpiece!

[Logical2u]

*A huge freakin ton of dust settles. A large chunk of the world has been blown into space.*

"*Cough!Cough* Jeez! Give us some time to get to bomb shelters before you do that Zane! *looks around* Uh..unless you lived anywhere near the pacific ocean."
*The entire west coast of america and most of the water near there is crushed/boiling due to the impact point of the meteor*

"Oh well. Time to create a superrace in my own image!"

[Captain_Bob]

*sets fazer to "shake and bake"*

*fries him*

[Allos]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif Now what? We're all ghosts and can't die.http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif

[Shattered_weasel]

OK i have 2 things i can do here.

1. I can raise the DTPA because i am the only one allowed to kill them.

2. I can pull out my ghostbuster gun and zap them and then place them in that little canister thingy.

I choose..........number 1.

*raises the DTPA then shoots them all*

[DOG21313]

On 2003-11-27 16:49, Allos wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif Now what? We're all ghosts and can't die.http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif but we can still fight!

*Ghost doggys jump out of nowhere and attack the DTPA*

[Robo47]

*a very, very big hand reaches form the sky*
*it snaps his fingers and everything is back to normal... except Ness who is now a normal person*

Ha! Even the Demigods can't beat a god!

[Captain_Bob]

they would cancel each other out, robo.

*sets fazer to "electroshock"*

*zaps robo*

[KaFKa]

*still sniping away*
...this is getting boring, they're practically giving me the shots.

heh, demigods ARE gods, only a weaker version, so a higher god couldn't just snap his fingers and take away a demigod's power.

[Zaneatron]

yo, people, who here is galactus?

[Ness]

On 2003-11-27 16:49, Allos wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif Now what? We're all ghosts and can't die.http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif



But you're harmless now.

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2003-11-28 06:17, Ness wrote:


On 2003-11-27 16:49, Allos wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif Now what? We're all ghosts and can't die.http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif



But you're harmless now.


Ahem, not true.

[Ness]

On 2003-11-28 07:05, SpikeOtacon wrote:


On 2003-11-28 06:17, Ness wrote:


On 2003-11-27 16:49, Allos wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif Now what? We're all ghosts and can't die.http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/coffin.gif



But you're harmless now.


Ahem, not true.



Oh it's very true.

[Allos]

I believe that ghosts can still burn pants! And just wait till Bradicus revives us.

[Ness]

On 2003-11-28 07:15, Allos wrote:
I believe that ghosts can still burn pants! And just wait till Bradicus revives us.



They can burn the pants of other ghosts.

[SpikeOtacon]

I'm a zombie, and therefore I know alot about the so called 'supernatural'.
Look, just because we can't harm you ourselfs doesn't mean that we can't use weapons and tools to cause harm to the 'living'.
And oh yeah, the 'undead' means living. So stop referring to us as the undead, damn it. People who have not yet died are the 'undead'.



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[DOG21313]

On 2003-11-28 07:15, Allos wrote:
I believe that ghosts can still burn pants! And just wait till Bradicus revives us.



Bradicus fell of a cliff about 5 minutes ago... Seems quite peaceful without him... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Ness]

On 2003-11-28 12:18, DOG21313 wrote:


On 2003-11-28 07:15, Allos wrote:
I believe that ghosts can still burn pants! And just wait till Bradicus revives us.



Bradicus fell of a cliff about 5 minutes ago... Seems quite peaceful without him... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



*sniff sniff*

I liked Brad.

[Bradicus]

Hey, the tears of a demigod revived me... and gave me a strange craving for cherry pie...

[Captain_Bob]

*sets fazer to smash*

*smashes pumpkin*

[KaFKa]

*still sniping away at heads*
.........

[Ketchup345]

I'm also continuallly basting away at DTPA positions around the globe with Particle and Ion cannons.

[Captain_Bob]

EUREKA!! I've done it! I found out how to create a new WMD! I can destroy the DTPA by harnessing the pure destructive force of none other than...
http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Carrot_Top.jpg
CARROT TOP!

...oh, did I say distructive? I meant DISTURBING!!!

*Lightning bolts shoot out of my hands and CT appears in front of me*

*Just Dial down the center with 1-800-C-A-L-L-A-T-T!*

Oh, no! I can't control it! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYONE! NONE OF US ARE SAFE NOW! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

[Ketchup345]

I'm lucky carrots don't go well with http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif And anyway, I prefer using the term NBC weapons instead of WMD. I dunno why, probably because Bush was the one who invented the term WMD (or was it the press?).

[Captain_Bob]

DON'T YOU GET IT KETCHUP? WE'RE ALL DOOMED! IT'S GOING TO ANNOY US TO DEATH! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!

[Ketchup345]

On 2003-11-28 16:22, Captain_Bob wrote:
DON'T YOU GET IT KETCHUP? WE'RE ALL DOOMED! IT'S GOING TO ANNOY US TO DEATH! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif bottles don't have ears. And the one/part of one movie I saw of his was actually pretty funny. And I drown out commercials anyway.

[Ness]

......

[Bradicus]

On 2003-11-28 16:00, Ketchup345 wrote:
I'm also continuallly basting away at DTPA positions around the globe with Particle and Ion cannons.


i usually use a mild wine for basting.

[DOG21313]

On 2003-11-28 13:22, Bradicus wrote:
Hey, the tears of a demigod revived me... and gave me a strange craving for cherry pie...




*Shrugs* Well, now that he likes cherry pie...

*Cherry pies start falling out of the sky*

[Allos]

On 2003-11-28 16:47, Bradicus wrote:


On 2003-11-28 16:00, Ketchup345 wrote:
I'm also continuallly basting away at DTPA positions around the globe with Particle and Ion cannons.


i usually use a mild wine for basting.



Come along now Bradicus, let's let the peasants think they're doing something useful.

[DOG21313]

On 2003-11-29 07:43, Allos wrote:


On 2003-11-28 16:47, Bradicus wrote:


On 2003-11-28 16:00, Ketchup345 wrote:
I'm also continuallly basting away at DTPA positions around the globe with Particle and Ion cannons.


i usually use a mild wine for basting.



Come along now Bradicus, let's let the peasants think they're doing something useful.



*Cherry pie hits Allos*

Gotta watch yourself!

*steps to the side, cherry pie falls where I just was*

[NeoPaladin]

*Revives the DTPA members with Monster Reborn, then activates the Omni Directional Barrier to repel further assaults.

[KaFKa]

On 2003-11-29 10:57, NeoPaladin wrote:
*Revives the DTPA members with Monster Reborn, then activates the Omni Directional Barrier to repel further assaults.


where the FUCK does yugiho come into this? i would just LOVE to see how it has ANY baring whatsoever to this battle...

*4 blue mana out, 4 cards in hand* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[SpikeOtacon]

**pulls out a pack of poker cards**
**shuffles deck, then pulls out the first five cards**
Royal straigt Flush.
BOOYAH!

[KaFKa]

...YOURE CHEATING!!!
*pulls out deagle and blows spikes head off*
*looks at the cards*
well, whaddya know? he wasnr cheating...
*slowly walking off*

[SpikeOtacon]

**head grows back**
ah...the power of being a zombie.

[KaFKa]

...i tap four blue, rewind that, untap four mana...

[SpikeOtacon]

Ah yes...magic...
I used to play that. Lost my deck, though.

[JohanCC]

*takes a deck of cards and writes on them*
HA! I got the "Insta-Death of Doom Card!1!"
DIE!

[martian_man]

*revives DTPA killing people and destroys zane and all the yu-gi-oh cards and magic cards every1 has*

didnt any1 think of this.

if there pantless there vulnerable to a good spanking

*PA-CHI!*

[Ness]

*kills everyone

[Zaneatron]

nobody can destroy me for i am Galactus, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

*squashes ness with thumb

[Ness]

Nice try.

[Zaneatron]

5 entries found for demigod.
dem?i?god ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dm-gd)
n.
Mythology.
A male being, often the offspring of a god and a mortal, who has some but not all of the powers of a god.
An inferior deity; a minor god.
A deified man.
A person who is highly honored or revered.



Source: The American Heritage? Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright ? 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.


demigod

Dem"i*god, n. A half god, or an [b]inferior deity; a fabulous hero, the offspring of a deity and a mortal.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, ? 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


demigod

n 1: a person with great powers and abilities [syn: superman, Ubermensch] 2: a person who is part mortal and part god [syn: daemon]


Source: WordNet ? 1.6, ? 1997 Princeton University


demigod



<person> A hacker with years of experience, a national
reputation, and a major role in the development of at least
one design, tool, or game used by or known to more than half
of the hacker community. To qualify as a genuine demigod, the
person must recognisably identify with the hacker community
and have helped shape it. Major demigods include Ken
Thompson and Dennis Ritchie (co-inventors of Unix and
{C}) and Richard Stallman (inventor of Emacs). In their
hearts of hearts, most hackers dream of someday becoming
demigods themselves, and more than one major software project
has been driven to completion by the author's veiled hopes of
apotheosis.

See also net.god, true-hacker.

[Jargon File]

(1994-10-27)



Source: The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing, ? 1993-2003 Denis Howe


demigod

n. A hacker with years of experience, a world-wide
reputation, and a major role in the development of at least one
design, tool, or game used by or known to more than half of the
hacker community. To qualify as a genuine demigod, the person must
recognizably identify with the hacker community and have helped
shape it. Major demigods include Ken Thompson and Dennis Ritchie
(co-inventors of Unix and {C}), Richard M. Stallman (inventor of
EMACS), Larry Wall (inventor of Perl), Linus Torvalds (inventor
of Linux), and most recently James Gosling (inventor of Java). In
their hearts of hearts, most hackers dream of someday becoming
demigods themselves, and more than one major software project has
been driven to completion by the author's veiled hopes of
apotheosis. See also net.god, true-hacker.




If you read carefully at no point does it say a demigod cant be killed. hell, it even says half mortal, so it makes you even easier to kill than a real god. hahahahahah *thumb squash* im gonna fix me some juice http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

id been thinking about this for a while, so i did it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

i found the hacking stuff interesting to say the least. comments Ness?

[Robo47]

On 2003-11-27 19:29, Captain_Bob wrote:
they would cancel each other out, robo.

*sets fazer to "electroshock"*

*zaps robo*



FUEL CELLS RECHARGED!

Galactus has a weakness! *pulls out cell-phone*
Hey Mrs.G? Your son has been a very bad boy!
OK bye!

You're in trouble now kid!



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[JohanCC]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif G is gonna get a spanking!

[Allos]

On 2003-11-29 10:57, DOG21313 wrote:


On 2003-11-29 07:43, Allos wrote:


On 2003-11-28 16:47, Bradicus wrote:


On 2003-11-28 16:00, Ketchup345 wrote:
I'm also continuallly basting away at DTPA positions around the globe with Particle and Ion cannons.


i usually use a mild wine for basting.



Come along now Bradicus, let's let the peasants think they're doing something useful.



*Cherry pie hits Allos*

Gotta watch yourself!

*steps to the side, cherry pie falls where I just was*



*looks at the audience as everyone in the background freezes*

THIS IS WHAT I DEAL WITH EVERY FREAKIN DAY!

[Captain_Bob]

* sets fazer to "trogdor" *

* burninates Allos *