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monkeyfist
Dec 15, 2003, 06:22 PM
okay, just so you all know, the spammers in FK are very bitter, sarcastic, mean people. (myself included) just make sure you don't come in with a stupid topic when you are a n00b or you will be ripped apart. don't say i didn't warn you.
SpikeOtacon
Dec 15, 2003, 06:36 PM
Yes. You have been warned.



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Mixfortune
Dec 15, 2003, 06:39 PM
The topic name seems oldly oddly familiar....



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Allos
Dec 15, 2003, 09:03 PM
Yeah, some of the guys here will rape your feet. And again boys, I ain't one of em!
badbitz
Dec 15, 2003, 10:34 PM
yes ive found out the hard way...and it.....pains me still..




nono..i dont want to talk about the experience...
polishedweasel
Dec 16, 2003, 12:10 AM
The above poster is an excellent example of the average FK noob. Jackass.
MasterJoel
Dec 16, 2003, 03:24 AM
I started posting in FK before it was cool... cough cough...
Zaneatron
Dec 16, 2003, 09:32 AM
i never got hazed in, i was just enveloped by its slight crpaness. then BAM! im prezidential elect for 2004, sweetness http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



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Bradicus
Dec 16, 2003, 10:04 AM
I got my retard noobness out of me when there were too many posters to care >_>
Kizaragu
Dec 16, 2003, 02:07 PM
On 2003-12-16 06:32, Zaneatron wrote:
i never got hazed in, i was just enveloped by its slight crpaness. then BAM! im prezidential elect for 2004, sweetness :D

You never really started posting in here till we got talking on Msn Instant Messenger.
Admit it, I'm your idol and you want to follow in my footsteps. :D
Allos
Dec 16, 2003, 03:43 PM
On 2003-12-15 19:34, badbitz wrote:
yes ive found out the hard way...and it.....pains me still..




nono..i dont want to talk about the experience...




........no you haven't. Go back to off topic, general, or the lounge you demon!
Zaneatron
Dec 16, 2003, 04:08 PM
On 2003-12-16 11:07, Kizaragu wrote:


On 2003-12-16 06:32, Zaneatron wrote:
i never got hazed in, i was just enveloped by its slight crpaness. then BAM! im prezidential elect for 2004, sweetness http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

You never really started posting in here till we got talking on Msn Instant Messenger.
Admit it, I'm your idol and you want to follow in my footsteps. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


I mainly started posting in here because i was mentioned in the FK movie cast list http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif then came along the idea of crazy pictures and actually turning it into a film.....
what ever happened to that, but all the same. FT:TM 4eva!
Mixfortune
Dec 16, 2003, 05:53 PM
I started FKLing when the whole OMFAD (Obsessive Monomate For Asuka Disorder) thing was picking up.

Needless to say, I started out with the same pattern as I FKL in right now... pointing out things that no one cares about.

Oddly enough, "Asuka" is an item from PSO as well... coincidence?
Eum
Dec 16, 2003, 05:59 PM
So the time it takes to move beyond being a new member becomes shorter and shorter.

People will have to try and fit in to something, though.
Mixfortune
Dec 16, 2003, 06:06 PM
Before you know it, anything past the first day will be fair game.
Monomate
Dec 16, 2003, 06:12 PM
On 2003-12-16 14:53, Mixfortune wrote:
I started FKLing when the whole OMFAD (Obsessive Monomate For Asuka Disorder) thing was picking up.

Needless to say, I started out with the same pattern as I FKL in right now... pointing out things that no one cares about.

Oddly enough, "Asuka" is an item from PSO as well... coincidence?



I'm actually currently hunting for an Asuka...

but it has nothing to do with that!!! i just wanted to complete the set (Musashi, Yamoto, and Asuka)...yeah...that's it...nothing at all to do with Asuka_Chan...*shifty eyes*
monkeyfist
Dec 16, 2003, 06:24 PM
oh, who can forget the times when everybody was falling for asuka

*reminisces*

I wonder why she left?
Mixfortune
Dec 16, 2003, 06:28 PM
Yeah, I mean it wasn't like it was completely obvious or anything.
monkeyfist
Dec 16, 2003, 06:30 PM
</blatant sarcasm>
Mixfortune
Dec 16, 2003, 06:34 PM
[/just making sure]
monkeyfist
Dec 16, 2003, 07:08 PM
</making sure mixfortune picked up on it>
<spam>
<spam about asuka>
</post>
Monomate
Dec 16, 2003, 07:09 PM
On 2003-12-16 16:08, monkeyfist wrote:
</making sure mixfortune picked up on it>
<spam>
<spam about asuka>
</post>



we isn't allowed to spam about asuka...

i would go bump some old threads...but i think most of them are locked...
Ketchup345
Dec 16, 2003, 07:09 PM
On 2003-12-16 13:08, Zaneatron wrote:
I mainly started posting in here because i was mentioned in the FK movie cast list http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif then came along the idea of crazy pictures and actually turning it into a film.....
what ever happened to that, but all the same. FT:TM 4eva!


FKL:TM, not FT:TM.

Umm, I haven't had time to write it, but will do an outine if someone is willing to do the actual writing.

I started shortly before Asuka left, and the DTPA was growing (heck, they accepted anyone they could get; even me, they forged my signature on the agreement, then drugged me).
KaFKa
Dec 16, 2003, 07:10 PM
[/has no clue]
DOG21313
Dec 16, 2003, 07:20 PM
One of my old friends dragged me in here and I couldnt get out after that... I will get revenge on him!!!
LamerPanda
Dec 16, 2003, 07:55 PM
just make sure you don't come in with a stupid topic

A stupid topic? In FKL?!

NEVER.
Ness
Dec 16, 2003, 08:03 PM
On 2003-12-15 15:22, monkeyfist wrote:
just make sure you don't come in with a stupid topic when you are a n00b or you will be ripped apart.


The ratio of the number of intelligent topics to the number of topics in fresh kills is inversly proportional.
cutestduochan
Dec 16, 2003, 08:05 PM
wow...i posted my into in the lounge and came straight to FK. I miss Asuka; she always had gummi-bears and pop tarts. She was also who i was most like in FK...scary. Is that quiz still around??
monkeyfist
Dec 16, 2003, 08:07 PM
i loved that quiz!! i think i was ness
DOG21313
Dec 16, 2003, 08:07 PM
just make sure you don't come in with a stupid topic

that works too... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

EDIT: Nice to see ya again Ness...

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Mixfortune
Dec 16, 2003, 08:26 PM
FKL is just the dumbed down version of Off-Topic, anyways...
monkeyfist
Dec 17, 2003, 05:16 PM
On 2003-12-16 17:26, Mixfortune wrote:
FKL is just the dumbed down version of Off-Topic, anyways...



it's like mix is trying to be a new version of _J
monkeyfist
Dec 17, 2003, 06:59 PM
oh, and for all the n00bs, use this and feel special:

http://kojiko.home.mchsi.com/fknoobbutton.png

http://kojiko.home.mchsi.com/fknoobbutton.png
Monomate
Dec 17, 2003, 07:08 PM
awesome!!!

now DOG21313 can have a Button lol
DOG21313
Dec 17, 2003, 07:24 PM
Aw yea!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif I r teh PWNZorz wif teh button!!!
Mixfortune
Dec 17, 2003, 08:34 PM
On 2003-12-17 14:16, monkeyfist wrote:


On 2003-12-16 17:26, Mixfortune wrote:
FKL is just the dumbed down version of Off-Topic, anyways...



it's like mix is trying to be a new version of _J



Eww... no thanks.
KaFKa
Dec 17, 2003, 08:39 PM
...can i just not have a button and feel special that way?
?
?
?
?
Mixfortune
Dec 17, 2003, 08:41 PM
The button is more of a punishment, anyways...
DOG21313
Dec 17, 2003, 09:21 PM
On 2003-12-17 17:41, Mixfortune wrote:
The button is more of a punishment, anyways...



Just look at mine!
Eum
Dec 17, 2003, 09:25 PM
#1. LamerPanda likes Asuka-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

When is opposite day?
Monomate
Dec 17, 2003, 09:32 PM
On 2003-12-17 18:25, Eum wrote:
#1. LamerPanda likes Asuka-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111



Whoa!!! When did this happen!?!?!?!?!
Eum
Dec 18, 2003, 10:35 AM
WHOA there were two lines in my post.

WHOA DUDE WHOA
Mixfortune
Dec 18, 2003, 12:27 PM
*cough*



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Eum
Dec 18, 2003, 03:44 PM
Saw before you edited.

Thumbs up.
Mixfortune
Dec 18, 2003, 04:01 PM
Actually I was thinking about something else, not trying a stab at what you said.

*shrug*
LamerPanda
Dec 18, 2003, 06:04 PM
Whoa!!! When did this happen!?!?!?!?!

HOT FORMER DIME-STALKEE ACTION

Except not.
Bradicus
Dec 18, 2003, 06:57 PM
Ah, bon.
Monomate
Dec 18, 2003, 07:08 PM
On 2003-12-18 07:35, Eum wrote:
WHOA there were two lines in my post.

WHOA DUDE WHOA



WHOA! You aren't familiar with the term 'sarcasm' are you?
Eum
Dec 19, 2003, 02:35 PM
Yeah, I don't know anything about sarcasm even though I just used it.

You're a smart one. kkkkkkkkkkk???

And why anyone would expect sarcasm out of you is beyond me. Can't see how I can be blamed when your inability to do even things as simple as that is the topic of discussion. Invest in Alzare for the brain, please.
Ness
Dec 19, 2003, 02:51 PM
On 2003-12-17 18:25, Eum wrote:
#1. LamerPanda likes Asuka-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

When is opposite day?



Asuka-chan > LamerPanda



BTW.....

Nice to you again too, DOG.



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Eum
Dec 19, 2003, 03:00 PM
Oh, so judging by Ness' comment, I suppose it is today which is indeed opposite day.

To continue with the holiday spirit:

Ness is intelligent!
Ness
Dec 19, 2003, 03:33 PM
On 2003-12-19 12:00, Eum wrote:
Oh, so judging by Ness' comment, I suppose it is today which is indeed opposite day.

To continue with the holiday spirit:

Ness is intelligent!



It isn't opposite day, it's opinion day!

It's also be nice day so that's what I'm doing.
LamerPanda
Dec 19, 2003, 05:16 PM
It's also be nice day so that's what I'm doing.

By saying Asuka-chan is better than me?

I've got some opinions, but they'd just end up with me getting +1 for flaming, so my only comment is that you can keep your "opinions" where the sun don't shine, sir.
Monomate
Dec 19, 2003, 05:51 PM
wow...fucking A! who exactly ordered the cynicism who ordered the pessimism and who ordered the sarcasm?

gods damn...this is not the XMAS FUCKING SPIRIT YALL ARE PASSING AROUND!!!

chillz outz yo...
*note to self: don't ever say that again...*

cmon...stop assraping each other...jeez...
LamerPanda
Dec 19, 2003, 06:20 PM
Monomate, you weren't involved and I don't find your comments to be of any help, so stay out of it.

I'm not trying to start a flame war, but I don't like being insulted, especially when it's not even to my face.
Ness
Dec 19, 2003, 06:45 PM
On 2003-12-19 14:16, LamerPanda wrote:

It's also be nice day so that's what I'm doing.

By saying Asuka-chan is better than me?

I've got some opinions, but they'd just end up with me getting +1 for flaming, so my only comment is that you can keep your "opinions" where the sun don't shine, sir.



And you wonder why I think the way I do. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and by saying that I liked Asuka-chan better than you, stating mine. I wasn't flaming or anything.


Monomate, you weren't involved and I don't find your comments to be of any help, so stay out of it.

I'm not trying to start a flame war, but I don't like being insulted, especially when it's not even to my face.


Lamer, calm down! No one is insulting you or trying to start a flame war. The only one here that's attacking people is you.


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Monomate
Dec 19, 2003, 06:54 PM
On 2003-12-19 15:20, LamerPanda wrote:
Monomate, you weren't involved and I don't find your comments to be of any help, so stay out of it.

I'm not trying to start a flame war, but I don't like being insulted, especially when it's not even to my face.



It wasn't just you I was talking to. Don't think you're so important as to have an entire rant dedicated to yourself. This was partially directed at Eum, and I was involved with that. If you people don't want to be here, then don't stay. Take your petty fights, your cynicism, and biting sarcasm out of Fresh Kills. Bite people's heads off in Rants, where it's more or less allowed.



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Ness
Dec 19, 2003, 06:55 PM
On to a more pleasant subject, merry Christmas everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LamerPanda
Dec 19, 2003, 10:38 PM
This was partially directed at Eum, and I was involved with that.

I'm aware of that, and it's downright hypocritical of you telling people to stop fighting when you could have just left the topic in the first place! =D

Don't state an opinion if it's potentially offensive, unless you're willing for it to be interpreted at such.
Monomate
Dec 19, 2003, 10:51 PM
On 2003-12-19 19:38, LamerPanda wrote:

This was partially directed at Eum, and I was involved with that.

I'm aware of that, and it's downright hypocritical of you telling people to stop fighting when you could have just left the topic in the first place! =D

Don't state an opinion if it's potentially offensive, unless you're willing for it to be interpreted at such.



I'm not responsible for a fool's interpretation. I will say no more, and thus will leave nothing more for fool's to misinterpret.
Ness
Dec 20, 2003, 10:28 AM
So much for Christmas.
LamerPanda
Dec 20, 2003, 11:53 AM
I'm not responsible for a fool's interpretation.

You aren't responsible because that was directed at NESS. XD!!! IRONY! XDXDXD


I will say no more, and thus will leave nothing more for fool's to misinterpret.

*fools
Monomate
Dec 20, 2003, 02:37 PM
On 2003-12-20 08:53, LamerPanda wrote:

I'm not responsible for a fool's interpretation.

You aren't responsible because that was directed at NESS. XD!!! IRONY! XDXDXD




Indeed. But I never said I wasn't a fool. Tis much better to be a fool and happy than to be wise and troubled with the ways of the world. You should read Praise of Folly. It'd do the world good.
LamerPanda
Dec 20, 2003, 04:39 PM
Read part of it before, but can't remember a word of it.
Ness
Dec 20, 2003, 04:47 PM
......
JohanCC
Dec 21, 2003, 06:30 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/harvestmoone/images/fkidiotbutton.bmp
Nightmarexlc
Dec 23, 2003, 05:39 PM
hhhmmm maybe i've been watchin' FKL too much but this whole topic made sense to me.... Nice FAQ for n00bs

oh by the way I kinda miss the old hallo-rappy avatar... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
Eum
Dec 23, 2003, 06:09 PM
Reality check:

You are a "FK n00b."

Thank you. Have a nice day.