KaFKa
Dec 19, 2003, 04:50 PM
i woke up this morning a 5:10, ten minutes AFTER im supposed to be at work
f*ck...
i get ready in a hurried fashion and notice that one of my dog's puppies had chewed a hole in my brand new down jacket, and now there are goose feathers all over the living room.
f*ck...
i bust out the duct tape and patch the hole, leave a note for mt GF to clean up the living room (i had no time to clean, it usually doesent work that way) and go down to my car. i try to open my passenger door to notice that it has somehow permanently locked itself.
f*ck...
i start the car up and go to work. right when i get to the parking lot, the car dies for no reason.
f*ck...
while at work i get called to bosses office. he lets me know that i have just recieved my 2-week's notice.
f*ck...
when im done with work i go outside to see if the car wants to start. it doesent. i try to jump it. it still doesen't work. so i get in friend's car and go get an alternator. ($100)
f*ck...
i go and put the alternator in, but see that the bracing bolt is too big for the hole provided. go back to parts store and get another alternator. THAT one doesen't fit. so i finally got fed up and bored out the hole. (yet another$100, they didnt refund...) but now i still have a dead battery and it STILL won't jump
f*ck...
i unhook the battery and take it in to the maint. shack, so they can recharge my battery. but i find out their charger is broken.
f*ck...
so i go back to the parts store and get a new battery, but got it for free (i had a damn 6 month old diehard...) and came back to see some kids had raided my car for stuff. lost about ten bucks, my down jacket with a hole in it, and my stereo.
f*ck...
now with my brand new alternator and battery i start the car up and go home, or so i thought. right when i was about to get onto the freeway, my right front tire blew out.
f*ck...
i changed the tire and got myself home in one peice, but then i notice that someone tried to beak in. now i have all this ploce and apartment paperwork bullsh!t to to.
f*ck...
so yes, there is what happened to KaFKa today...
f*ck...
i get ready in a hurried fashion and notice that one of my dog's puppies had chewed a hole in my brand new down jacket, and now there are goose feathers all over the living room.
f*ck...
i bust out the duct tape and patch the hole, leave a note for mt GF to clean up the living room (i had no time to clean, it usually doesent work that way) and go down to my car. i try to open my passenger door to notice that it has somehow permanently locked itself.
f*ck...
i start the car up and go to work. right when i get to the parking lot, the car dies for no reason.
f*ck...
while at work i get called to bosses office. he lets me know that i have just recieved my 2-week's notice.
f*ck...
when im done with work i go outside to see if the car wants to start. it doesent. i try to jump it. it still doesen't work. so i get in friend's car and go get an alternator. ($100)
f*ck...
i go and put the alternator in, but see that the bracing bolt is too big for the hole provided. go back to parts store and get another alternator. THAT one doesen't fit. so i finally got fed up and bored out the hole. (yet another$100, they didnt refund...) but now i still have a dead battery and it STILL won't jump
f*ck...
i unhook the battery and take it in to the maint. shack, so they can recharge my battery. but i find out their charger is broken.
f*ck...
so i go back to the parts store and get a new battery, but got it for free (i had a damn 6 month old diehard...) and came back to see some kids had raided my car for stuff. lost about ten bucks, my down jacket with a hole in it, and my stereo.
f*ck...
now with my brand new alternator and battery i start the car up and go home, or so i thought. right when i was about to get onto the freeway, my right front tire blew out.
f*ck...
i changed the tire and got myself home in one peice, but then i notice that someone tried to beak in. now i have all this ploce and apartment paperwork bullsh!t to to.
f*ck...
so yes, there is what happened to KaFKa today...