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Ketchup345
Dec 22, 2003, 05:39 PM
Hi. Thanks to all of you, I am now the president of Fresh Kills. Zaneatron is my Vice President.

I would like to start my term by puting these laws into effect: Taking away the leash law
It is now illegal to hunt the Cheat and La Chupacabra.
I am considering a dictatorship.
Everyone will get free iced lollies if you buy it first, then send either Zane or myself SASEs with the recipits (You will et a video back of Zane burning them. and we do not accept responsibility for the recipits).
Have a nice day. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

badbitz
Dec 22, 2003, 05:40 PM
yay! lollies i want one i want one.!!!!

KaFKa
Dec 22, 2003, 05:53 PM
On 2003-12-22 14:39, Ketchup345 wrote:

It is now illegal to hunt the Cheat and La Chupacabra.






w00t!!!

badbitz
Dec 22, 2003, 05:55 PM
ok!

LamerPanda
Dec 22, 2003, 06:20 PM
*kills the president and vice president*

>_> I want to see who'll take over from there!

Ness
Dec 22, 2003, 06:22 PM
They never had any power because I'm the demigod of Fresh Kills.

LamerPanda
Dec 22, 2003, 06:23 PM
Being the demigod of a trash pile doesn't look so great on your resume.

Ness
Dec 22, 2003, 06:24 PM
A demigod in other places, too.

LamerPanda
Dec 22, 2003, 06:26 PM
Places of little consequence!

Anyone can be a "demigod" online, it's when you have power offline that you actually earn any of my respect. =O!111

Monomate
Dec 22, 2003, 06:44 PM
what about La Pervacabra?

DOG21313
Dec 22, 2003, 06:59 PM
On 2003-12-22 14:39, Ketchup345 wrote:
Taking away the leash law



aw yea! *Throws away leash*

LamerPanda
Dec 22, 2003, 07:58 PM
You're there as a corpse, yeah.

Boris died >_>

Ketchup345
Dec 22, 2003, 07:58 PM
On 2003-12-22 15:20, LamerPanda wrote:
*kills the president and vice president*

>_> I want to see who'll take over from there!


I'm still here. You can't kill me.


I am INVINCIBLE!!!

Ketchup345
Dec 22, 2003, 07:59 PM
On 2003-12-22 15:44, Monomate wrote:
what about La Pervacabra?


First, who is la Pervacabra? Then I may think about it.

KaFKa
Dec 22, 2003, 08:02 PM
*finds la pervacabra and sucks all its blood out*

what pervacabra?

Ketchup345
Dec 22, 2003, 08:10 PM
On 2003-12-22 16:58, LamerPanda wrote:
You're there as a corpse, yeah.

Boris died >_>


Ya, I know he did, but I am alive. There have been 1,000s of death threats against me (and only about 1% from the DTPA). None of them followed through or succeded. I have such bad luck http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif.

You missed me and hit that wax dummy of me that was supposed to go to the museum. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif I would get my eyes checked if I were you. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nerd.gif

LamerPanda
Dec 22, 2003, 08:23 PM
The dummy had a bomb placed in it. =D

*pokes the ruins of FKL*

Bill
Dec 22, 2003, 08:39 PM
On 2003-12-22 17:23, LamerPanda wrote:
The dummy had a bomb placed in it. =D

*pokes the ruins of FKL*



OUCH!! my left nut!!

KaFKa
Dec 22, 2003, 08:43 PM
i soooo wish bill's title were in italics...

Ness
Dec 22, 2003, 09:10 PM
On 2003-12-22 15:26, LamerPanda wrote:
Places of little consequence!

Anyone can be a "demigod" online, it's when you have power offline that you actually earn any of my respect. =O!111



I do have power offline. Thanks to boomaslayer, I am now telekinetic.

KaFKa
Dec 22, 2003, 09:11 PM
o.0?

SpikeOtacon
Dec 22, 2003, 09:28 PM
**Shows that he has the number #XIII on his chest**
Hmm...assasination, possible? Nah. I didn't do it.

LamerPanda
Dec 22, 2003, 09:35 PM
Thanks to boomaslayer, I am now telekinetic.

Prove it. XD

Uncle_bob
Dec 22, 2003, 09:36 PM
...Uncle is the uncle of FKL. Suck it.

Bradicus
Dec 22, 2003, 09:40 PM
Boris died >_>


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

Captain_Bob
Dec 22, 2003, 10:38 PM
*psychotic rage
HOLD ON ONE FREAKING MINUTE!!! SINCE WHEN WAS ZANE VP? I WAS KETCHUP'S RUNNING MATE, SO WHERE'S MY POWER? WHERE?!

*/psychotic rage

Bradicus
Dec 22, 2003, 10:39 PM
On 2003-12-22 19:38, Captain_Bob wrote:
*psychotic rage
HOLD ON ONE FREAKING MINUTE!!! SINCE WHEN WAS ZANE VP? I WAS KETCHUP'S RUNNING MATE, SO WHERE'S MY POWER? WHERE?!

*/psychotic rage


in a deep grave... like Borris http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

Black000Moon
Dec 22, 2003, 10:41 PM
fkl will never be normal.....

LamerPanda
Dec 22, 2003, 10:54 PM
SO WHERE'S MY POWER? WHERE?!

The only people in FKL with any power = mods and admins X_o

TH' POWER IS YUORS!111

Ketchup345
Dec 23, 2003, 06:25 AM
On 2003-12-22 19:38, Captain_Bob wrote:
*psychotic rage
HOLD ON ONE FREAKING MINUTE!!! SINCE WHEN WAS ZANE VP? I WAS KETCHUP'S RUNNING MATE, SO WHERE'S MY POWER? WHERE?!

*/psychotic rage


The polls were so close for so long, and actually ended in a tie between us and him, but within a few seconds, when I went back to check my final post, there was one vote for us, so I decided to be kinda nice and let him have a high position. You are 3rd in rule of FKL.

Ness
Dec 23, 2003, 07:09 AM
On 2003-12-22 18:35, LamerPanda wrote:

Thanks to boomaslayer, I am now telekinetic.

Prove it. XD



I don't have the equipment to do so. Like a video camera capable of connecting with a computer.

Allos
Dec 23, 2003, 08:56 AM
On 2003-12-23 03:25, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2003-12-22 19:38, Captain_Bob wrote:
*psychotic rage
HOLD ON ONE FREAKING MINUTE!!! SINCE WHEN WAS ZANE VP? I WAS KETCHUP'S RUNNING MATE, SO WHERE'S MY POWER? WHERE?!

*/psychotic rage


The polls were so close for so long, and actually ended in a tie between us and him, but within a few seconds, when I went back to check my final post, there was one vote for us, so I decided to be kinda nice and let him have a high position. You are 3rd in rule of FKL.



When you ended the voting you were tied 10 10 you little cheater! I demand a third election! RECALL! RECALL! RECALL!

KaFKa
Dec 23, 2003, 11:58 AM
too damn bad, allos

*waves the new non-hunting law in his face*

Allos
Dec 23, 2003, 01:02 PM
I never wanted to hunt you in the first place....

KaFKa
Dec 23, 2003, 01:04 PM
you sure about that...?

Allos
Dec 23, 2003, 01:05 PM
Yeah, pretty sure...

Uncle_bob
Dec 23, 2003, 01:12 PM
http://www.tomrodgers.org/tom_juice_linda_2.jpg

Zaneatron
Dec 23, 2003, 01:13 PM
Yeah!

Stop whining!

You lack dicipline!

Yes

First i would just like to get to know you!

Stop it!

Im a cop you idiot!

I have several questions, and i expect them to be answered immediately.

Who is you daddy, and what does he do?

Uncle_bob
Dec 23, 2003, 01:15 PM
It's not a tuma!

Zaneatron
Dec 23, 2003, 01:23 PM
are you the on on the left?

Uncle_bob
Dec 23, 2003, 01:24 PM
Yes.

Zaneatron
Dec 23, 2003, 01:28 PM
o_________________________________________________ _O

Ketchup345
Dec 23, 2003, 03:08 PM
On 2003-12-23 05:56, Allos wrote:
When you ended the voting you were tied 10 10 you little cheater! I demand a third election! RECALL! RECALL! RECALL!


When I was typing, another vote came in for me. And it's reCOUNT, not reCALL.