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Robo47
Dec 29, 2003, 07:17 PM
Caution: I know karate... and six other Chinese words

At a nudist wedding, everyone can see who the best man is.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Saiffy
Dec 29, 2003, 07:19 PM
On 2003-12-29 16:17, Robo47 wrote:
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


thats what i am?

Dime
Dec 29, 2003, 07:21 PM
You ripped all these off, you're not funny, please die and never post here again.

Fucking plagiarists.

Robo47
Dec 29, 2003, 07:21 PM
Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines!

Robo47
Dec 29, 2003, 07:22 PM
On 2003-12-29 16:21, Dime wrote:
You ripped all these off, you're not funny, please die and never post here again.

Fucking plagiarists.



Oh really?

Black000Moon
Dec 29, 2003, 07:25 PM
On 2003-12-29 16:17, Robo47 wrote:
Caution: I know karate... and six other Chinese words

At a nudist wedding, everyone can see who the best man is.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

2nd one wouldnt it be woman? sounds a bit eh....

Robo47
Dec 29, 2003, 07:27 PM
On 2003-12-29 16:25, Black000Moon wrote:


On 2003-12-29 16:17, Robo47 wrote:
Caution: I know karate... and six other Chinese words

At a nudist wedding, everyone can see who the best man is.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

2nd one wouldnt it be woman? sounds a bit eh....



It could go either way.

Saiffy
Dec 29, 2003, 07:28 PM
On 2003-12-29 16:27, Robo47 wrote:
It could go either way.


like a bisexual, sorry had to say that http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Robo47
Dec 29, 2003, 07:31 PM
You're under arrest, anything you say can and will be misquoted then used against you.

monkeyfist
Dec 29, 2003, 07:33 PM
On 2003-12-29 16:21, Robo47 wrote:
Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines!



i beg to differ *refers to polished and shattered*

Robo47
Dec 29, 2003, 07:38 PM
Heh.

TheAlmightyNewbie
Dec 29, 2003, 07:46 PM
On 2003-12-29 16:31, Robo47 wrote:
You're under arrest, anything you say can and will be misquoted then used against you.




Hmmm, I never thought of doing that... Heh, that sounds like fun >P

Robo47
Dec 29, 2003, 07:50 PM
On 2003-12-29 16:46, TheAlmightyNewbie wrote:


On 2003-12-29 16:31, Robo47 wrote:
You're under arrest, anything you say can and will be misquoted then used against you.




Hmmm, I never thought of doing that... Heh, that sounds like fun >P



Whoa, you're a cop?

Robo47
Dec 29, 2003, 09:00 PM
My wife says I never listen, atleast thats what I think she said...

TheAlmightyNewbie
Dec 29, 2003, 09:04 PM
On 2003-12-29 16:50, Robo47 wrote:


On 2003-12-29 16:46, TheAlmightyNewbie wrote:


On 2003-12-29 16:31, Robo47 wrote:
You're under arrest, anything you say can and will be misquoted then used against you.




Hmmm, I never thought of doing that... Heh, that sounds like fun >P



Whoa, you're a cop?



I'm just in it for the donuts.









...Alright, alright, and the frisking.

Robo47
Dec 29, 2003, 09:40 PM
Heh heh heh... WAIT! what if you have to frisk an ugly woman?

Saiffy
Dec 29, 2003, 10:26 PM
On 2003-12-29 18:40, Robo47 wrote:
Heh heh heh... WAIT! what if you have to frisk an ugly woman?


believe me he has http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

polishedweasel
Dec 30, 2003, 12:31 AM
Robo = lamer. You didn't make those up. Sorry to burst teh bubblexor!

Saiffy
Dec 30, 2003, 12:34 AM
Here's a funny quote:

Suck my balls!!!

KaFKa
Dec 30, 2003, 12:40 AM
heres an origonal quote!


*look of shame*

Saiffy
Dec 30, 2003, 01:20 AM
On 2003-12-29 21:40, KaFKa wrote:
heres an origonal quote!


*look of shame*



to original...

KaFKa
Dec 30, 2003, 01:28 AM
care to elaborate...?

is anyone selling a wheel mose?

Obscenity
Dec 30, 2003, 02:56 AM
I'd just like to point out that "karate" isn't a Chinese word.

polishedweasel
Dec 30, 2003, 04:27 AM
Ya know what? I shoulda said something about that.

Robo47
Dec 30, 2003, 12:12 PM
You know what? I don't give a damn! It sure as hell isn't my fault that I've never heard those before!



PS: Hey Polished, I'm not a lamer!

The_Pea_Guy
Dec 30, 2003, 12:26 PM
Fight!

TheAlmightyNewbie
Dec 30, 2003, 04:39 PM
On 2003-12-29 18:40, Robo47 wrote:
Heh heh heh... WAIT! what if you have to frisk an ugly woman?



That's what the interns are there for http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Mixfortune
Dec 30, 2003, 05:14 PM
On 2003-12-29 16:21, Dime wrote:
You ripped all these off, you're not funny, please die and never post here again.

Fucking plagiarists.






On 2003-12-29 21:31, polishedweasel wrote:
Robo = lamer. You didn't make those up. Sorry to burst teh bubblexor!



Isn't that why they are called "quotes"?



On 2003-12-29 23:56, Obscenity wrote:
I'd just like to point out that "karate" isn't a Chinese word.



I thought that was the purpose of making a "funny quotes" thread, even though hardly any are funny...

Yeah, I'm too lazy now to figure out if you guys were being serious...

Monomate
Dec 30, 2003, 07:16 PM
On 2003-12-29 16:17, Robo47 wrote:

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.




That's Steven Wright!!!

you dirty plagirarizing bastard!

grrr...I'll beat your testes off!

Mixfortune
Dec 30, 2003, 07:25 PM
Taken from a MUD:

[*SOC*] Tanthalas strains against the lag as it passes

Lazarus OOC '[Newbie] Dude, I beat it all in one day on normal'
Lazarus OOC '[Newbie] Only gay people play normal'

Multani OOC '=-|Arcane Theurgist|-= a kid was like but im studying, and someone said ya to jack off, but the teacher didnt hear him, then she told the first kid ya .. u can do that at home alone in your room'

[*RP*] Nut fumbles and blows his head off.

[*RP*] Kagura puts on a small piece of clothing barely covering her.
You OOC 'Barely covers which? North or south?'
Kagura OOC '[Kagura] just barely covers.'
You OOC 'I see...and very well I might add.'
Kagura OOC '[Kagura] let your imaginations do the rest.'
Duran OOC '<[I hope you all go straight to Hell]> i can't, i'm bust:('

Burninwulf replies 'Origato!'

Info: BLURT: Having a greater than average height.
Bloodkraze OOC '[DragonMaster] ejaculation?'

Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o no wonder...'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o i was holding my lance of longinus'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o o.O'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o it keeps slipping out of my hand'
You OOC 'Ease up on it, sheesh.'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o ya i need to practice grip
You OOC 'Well maybe if you stop striking so hard with it'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o it pierces too'
Gocial: Teiris shivers uncomfortably.
Teiris OOC '[Sphere Hunter] New topic, please.'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o well then all i have is hand to hand'
You OOC 'hmm... repeated strikes per round?'
You OOC 'hmm'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o ya i have third attack'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o and offhand'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o o.O'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o warcry to.'
You OOC 'I don't want to know.... lol'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o and berserk '
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o polearm?'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o ok now to train grip'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o and rub '
You OOC 'lol'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o what?'
You OOC 'errr nothing, nothing'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o o.O'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o staves to'
You OOC 'Short staves?'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o lance of longinus?'
You OOC 'hmm'
Teiris OOC '[Sphere Hunter] Don't make fun of him, Bast.'
You OOC 'Maybe with enough offhand'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o spear to'
You OOC 'painful'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o yah good thing i do nt have backstab'
Teiris OOC '[Sphere Hunter] rofl'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o thats really painful, double damage'
Gocial: Deimos shivers uncomfortably.
Teiris OOC '[Sphere Hunter] rofl'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o i wouldn t know though i m not an assassin'
Deimos OOC 'o(!)o JUMBO Cactuar o(!)o just a gladiator'
Gocial: Teiris shivers uncomfortably.
You OOC 'hmm'
Teiris OOC '[Sphere Hunter] Okokok! Enough with this topic'
You OOC 'ouch'
Teiris OOC '[Sphere Hunter] Please change it'
You OOC 'haha'
You OOC 'good call Deimos! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif'

[EDIT- Removed one of the double Longinus quote]

Deimos OOC '[JUMBO Cactaur] i don t like cold holes'
Deimos OOC '[JUMBO Cactaur] i don t like big ones either i might fall in'




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