DTPA international

[Robo47]

This is a scene taken by an artist that had nothng better to do when I blew up a Japanese pants factory and said some really cool stuff.

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Rruffdt/Matt/latest+megatokyo.jpg


Thanks to:

Kizaragu, for informing me this was there.

Allos, for having me do this mission

Bradicus, for making sure I couldn't leave the country

and the A-DTPA for not being there... HA!

[Robo47]

BTW I was drunk, I had no idea what I said for a while.

[Sord]

I'm beggining to think (http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=72568&forum=14)...nothing at all.

[Black000Moon]

hmm.....U were completey sober I believe you.

[Ketchup345]

Sorry, we couldn't be there.

We were having a Holiday Rave Party (birthdays count as rave party worthy).

And also, the main protected areas are in China, not Japan.

Edit: The last line says burn your pants. Why were you wearing them in the first place?

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[Robo47]

And you might want to say something to Dog, he walked by when I planted the bomb and he didn't do anything.

[Sord]

On 2004-01-10 17:12, Ketchup345 wrote:


Edit: The last line says burn your pants. Why were you wearing them in the first place?

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He never said he was wearing them...


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[Ketchup345]

On 2004-01-10 17:16, Sord wrote:
He never said he was wearing them...


Ok, maybe not wearing him (I wasn't looking at the thing when I typed that, it was just from remembering the basics of what he said). But why would he have pants at all?

[Robo47]

Had to get past customs somehow!

[Allos]

On 2004-01-10 17:35, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2004-01-10 17:16, Sord wrote:
He never said he was wearing them...


Ok, maybe not wearing him (I wasn't looking at the thing when I typed that, it was just from remembering the basics of what he said). But why would he have pants at all?



Sometimes we lure unsuspecting pairs of pants into our compound and have them do whatever we tell them to. Sort of like Jacko and little kids. Except we burn the pants or use them as hostages.

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-01-10 17:38, Robo47 wrote:
Had to get past customs somehow!


Customs allows shorts or skirts.

...

You are evil, you are the Michael Jackson equivalent for Pants.

[Sord]

On 2004-01-10 17:52, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2004-01-10 17:38, Robo47 wrote:
Had to get past customs somehow!


Customs allows shorts or skirts.

...

You are evil, you are the Michael Jackson equivalent for Pants.


You are evil!!! Protecting pants is against the law of the DTPA and therefore it is eveil!

Note:Good and evil don't exist...pm me if you really want to know what i'm talking about.

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-01-10 17:57, Sord wrote:
You are evil!!! Protecting pants is against the law of the DTPA and therefore it is eveil!

Note:Good and evil don't exist...pm me if you really want to know what i'm talking about.


That is why the A-DTPA was formed, to protect pants and fight the DTPA (even I was with the DTPA for a short time {long story}, hated it, left). I challenge the DTPA to come where I am with a maximum temperature today of about 15 degrees farenheight (sorry, too lazy to convert to Celcius) and stay outside for any length of time.

Why not just post it?

[Sord]

Honestly, i like the cold. I would accept if i had means of transportation. A magnum to if you catch my drift http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-01-10 18:43, Sord wrote:
Honestly, i like the cold. I would accept if i had means of transportation. A magnum to if you catch my drift http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif



Poor Mr. If-You-Catch-My-Drift. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_no.gif

[Aunt_Betty]

We protect China because of the i-Que. The stations are near the pants factory so we protect it.

[Allos]

On 2004-01-10 18:03, Ketchup345 wrote:
(even I was with the DTPA for a short time {long story}, hated it, left).





YOU HATED IT AND YOU LEFT??? THAT'S NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT!

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-01-10 19:10, Allos wrote:


On 2004-01-10 18:03, Ketchup345 wrote:
(even I was with the DTPA for a short time {long story}, hated it, left).





YOU HATED IT AND YOU LEFT??? THAT'S NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT!



I take it this was around the point when Ketchup was in the dungeon?

[Kizaragu]

That's right me old mucker.

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-01-10 19:27, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-01-10 19:10, Allos wrote:


On 2004-01-10 18:03, Ketchup345 wrote:
(even I was with the DTPA for a short time {long story}, hated it, left).

YOU HATED IT AND YOU LEFT??? THAT'S NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT!

I take it this was around the point when Ketchup was in the dungeon?


It was when I was in Bit's dungeon. I realized then that DTPA opposition groups would be able to get more member benefits and resources to use.

[Allos]

That's still wrong.

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-01-11 06:59, Allos wrote:
That's still wrong.


How is it wrong? They do get more benefits *tells A-DTPA members in background to turn down the raving for a minute (holiday/birthday rave party)* and we get more support than the DTPA. There is no way anyone could go in shorts for any amount of time where I live as of right now (why not try to invade New York again? The city is a great place this time of year).

And I was a member of the DTPA, until I ended up in Bit's dungeon after being drugged.

[Bradicus]

On 2004-01-10 16:58, Sord wrote:
I'm beggining to think...nothing at all.


Beat you to it
*drools*

[Allos]

On 2004-01-11 07:12, Ketchup345 wrote:

And I was a member of the DTPA, until I ended up in Bit's dungeon after being drugged.



I know about that, but after Bit's dungeon I said:

"We don't need you anymore so...."

And thats when you quit.

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-01-11 08:22, Allos wrote:
I know about that, but after Bit's dungeon I said:

"We don't need you anymore so...."

And thats when you quit.


I had quit when I was in the dungeon. I was just trying to get into the DTPA again to try to find out more about it so I could use that info against it. I have since found out more than I would have if I was able to get back in. You have a population of 75k mistreated Prancians and a stash of about 20 Nukes that are now banned, along with about 200 weapons of various other types (not including small arms).

[Allos]

You want me to find the topic??? FINE! I'll prove it to you!

[Kizaragu]

My first ever DTPA mission I believe.

[Allos]

Ahh.....the topic is 14 pages long........screw researching....

[monkeyfist]

you just yoinked a pic from the webcomic Megatokyo (http://www.megatokyo.com)

layme

[LamerPanda]

Uber-layme.

Next they're going to find some reference to pants (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=1999-01-29&res=l) in Penny Arcade.



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[Kizaragu]

On 2004-01-11 11:43, monkeyfist wrote:
you just yoinked a pic from the webcomic Megatokyo (http://www.megatokyo.com)

layme


*Slow clap*
Well done you!

[Sord]

On 2004-01-10 18:03, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2004-01-10 17:57, Sord wrote:
You are evil!!! Protecting pants is against the law of the DTPA and therefore it is eveil!

Note:Good and evil don't exist...pm me if you really want to know what i'm talking about.



Why not just post it?


okay then.

There is no such thing as good and evil. It's all a matter of perception. Everything is. Rule of life: people are stupid. People will believe some thing if they like it, or if they have doubts that it's true.

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Example:

Person #1: Hah! You thought you could trick me with a fake!

Person #2: How did you know it was a fake!?

Person #1:Because you just told me you idiot!

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Example 2:

Person #1: Ketchup is evil! He defies the laws of the DTPA! Join us now and oppose the evil that is pants!

Person #2: I'll join!

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The reason we believe everything is either good or bad is because somewhere along the line religion and philosophy where created. Being in athiest i believe these two things where created under diffrent principles.

Religion: People wanted to believe that they had a greater purpose in life. It was given to them as long as they abided by certain rules. Such as, Thou shall not kill thy neighbor. People then believed that if they didn't kill others, they would acieve a greater purpose in life.

Philosophy: Just telling people how they should live so that they can be happy. People wanted to be happy and followed the philosophy.

The rules where set by a person or peoples who thought something was good and something was bad. People saw it and thought either it's true, or it might not be, or it isn't. If it was one of the first two they would often become attached to the religion or philosophy. They would spread the word and some seemed to benefit a government or economy, such as christianity. Thats how some religions are so big today. Some seemed to benefit a government or economy, such as christianity. When I look at the big picture of life, this is what i see.

A murderer thinks at dome point his victim deserved to die.

One needs to see both the good and the bad before they realize there is neither.

The reason i asked people to pm if they wanted this was because it is something that could start a very large argument if told to the right person. After all, this is my belief, or should i say my perception of peoples beliefs and culture?

[Kizaragu]

Sord, your wasted in the FKL.

[Sord]

On 2004-01-11 12:13, Kizaragu wrote:
Sord, your wasted in the FKL.




*Slow clap*
Well done you!

[Kizaragu]

That's not funny. :D

[DOG21313]

On 2004-01-10 17:15, Robo47 wrote:
And you might want to say something to Dog, he walked by when I planted the bomb and he didn't do anything.



I did? Whoa, you sure that was me? I was there when you accidentally nuked mars, a planet that has now switched to pants wearing because of that... What kind of dog was it...? o.O

[Sord]

On 2004-01-11 12:26, DOG21313 wrote:


On 2004-01-10 17:15, Robo47 wrote:
And you might want to say something to Dog, he walked by when I planted the bomb and he didn't do anything.



I did? Whoa, you sure that was me? I was there when you accidentally nuked mars, a planet that has now switched to pants wearing because of that... What kind of dog was it...? o.O


New mission for the DTPA! Eliminate all pants on Mars. Of course there are none so it'll be the easieast mission to date.

If the dog is speaking literal, Mt. Olympus will probably just light it on fire and any pants within the atmosphere would burn and the vacume of space would suck away what left of it. So either way you go, it's a easy mission.

[DOG21313]

On 2004-01-11 12:31, Sord wrote:


On 2004-01-11 12:26, DOG21313 wrote:


On 2004-01-10 17:15, Robo47 wrote:
And you might want to say something to Dog, he walked by when I planted the bomb and he didn't do anything.



I did? Whoa, you sure that was me? I was there when you accidentally nuked mars, a planet that has now switched to pants wearing because of that... What kind of dog was it...? o.O


New mission for the DTPA! Eliminate all pants on Mars. Of course there are none so it'll be the easieast mission to date.

If the dog is speaking literal, Mt. Olympus will probably just light it on fire and any pants within the atmosphere would burn and the vacume of space would suck away what left of it. So either way you go, it's a easy mission.



Er... so far there arent any life forms on mars, so even if it is a pants wearing place, there isnt anyone there to do the pants/non pants wearing...

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-01-11 12:33, DOG21313 wrote:

Er... so far there arent any life forms on mars



So then what is Uncle? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Sord]

On 2004-01-11 12:36, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2004-01-11 12:33, DOG21313 wrote:

Er... so far there arent any life forms on mars



So then what is Uncle? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


WTF! if your on mars, what wireless connection are you using that can give your real time post updates?!

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-01-11 12:40, Sord wrote:


On 2004-01-11 12:36, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2004-01-11 12:33, DOG21313 wrote:

Er... so far there arent any life forms on mars



So then what is Uncle? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


WTF! if your on mars, what wireless connection are you using that can give your real time post updates?!



Verison Wireless and some molasses. "Can you hear me now? Good!" http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-01-11 12:31, Sord wrote:
New mission for the DTPA! Eliminate all pants on Mars. Of course there are none so it'll be the easieast mission to date.


It will also be the only successful one. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Sord]

On 2004-01-11 13:01, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2004-01-11 12:31, Sord wrote:
New mission for the DTPA! Eliminate all pants on Mars. Of course there are none so it'll be the easieast mission to date.


It will also be the only successful one. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif



Ph|_|/< j00!!!111 j/k, sorry, i just had an impulse to put that in |337



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[Ketchup345]

It's true though. The New York one was failed, and there haven't been any others. And besides, there are next to no pants factories in Japan.

[Sord]

I just thought of a way to fight the cold without pants! You know those thin white robe thingies people wear in the desert (if you don't i don't care?) Whenever it's cold we can wear those, only it will have the insulation of the worlds warmest coat, also the entire coat will have a silk lineing. Someone call China, we have some new stuff for them to labor over!

Spontaneous mind bursts brought to you by me http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Kizaragu]

We will succeed one day, we just tend to get distracted by beer and scantilly clad females.

Next place of action... Amsterdam!

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-01-11 14:20, Kizaragu wrote:

We will succeed one day, we just tend to get distracted by beer and scantilly clad females.



And rubbies.


Next place of action... Amsterdam!

Whatever floats your boat.

[Robo47]

On 2004-01-11 13:08, Ketchup345 wrote:

And besides, there are next to no pants factories in Japan.



Thanks to me!

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-01-11 16:42, Robo47 wrote:


On 2004-01-11 13:08, Ketchup345 wrote:
And besides, there are next to no pants factories in Japan.

Thanks to me!


No, there haven't been any recently, even before the DTPA.

[Sord]

On 2004-01-11 16:42, Robo47 wrote:


On 2004-01-11 13:08, Ketchup345 wrote:

And besides, there are next to no pants factories in Japan.



Thanks to me!



Wait, he said next to none. That means there are some left. Finish the mission or I'll deassemble you!