I just saw the worst movie ever

[Allos]

It was called Blood Thirst: The Legend of La Chupacabra. Considering Kafka's recent coming out of the closet, I thought I'd get a laugh out of renting this movie. From the DVD case it looked as if it were made for TV on the Sci-Fi channel. But god damn was it worse.

IT WAS MADE WITH A FREAKIN CAMCORDER! The audio was incredibly fuzzy, the acting sucked beyond all belief, and "La Chupacabra" (although they called it El chupacabras by mistake) was a man in an alien costume! Not cool Alien, I mean big eyed big headed alien.

I can only hope that Kafka had nothing to do with making this!

[Kizaragu]

Never trusted film reviews.
But in this case, I'll take your word for it.

[Allos]

It takes the space of Extreme Ops as the worst movie I've ever seen. And the video store put a youth restricted viewing sticker on it too!

[Captain_Bob]

Yeah, I'd figure that a film quality that crappy would scare little timmy.

[Sord]

Yeah, that what you get for a movie based off of a true story.

[Captain_Bob]

Speaking of little timmy, have we/you guys/anyone killed him yet?

[polishedweasel]

Actually, it's "EL Chupacabra" Not "la"

Don't wanna get into it righ tnow...

[DOG21313]

Not to mention it was in black and white!

Or thats just cuz dogs are colorblind...

[KaFKa]

On 2004-01-11 08:29, Allos wrote:
I can only hope that Kafka had nothing to do with making this!


if i were to be associated with that movie, it wouldnt suck so bad. there would be at least cool special effects and explosions.

but no, i am in no way, shape, or form associated with this pathetic excuse for a movie. that sad excuse for me didnt even pull out a deagle, let alone snipe someone's head off.

no, that is an aberration that should be exorcised...

*goes off to find a rabi*

[Allos]

I hope that you know deagle is just an abbreviation?

[KaFKa]

On 2004-01-12 12:33, Allos wrote:
I hope that you know deagle is just an abbreviation?


yes i know its just an abbreviation for Desert Eagle, made by an Israeli(SP?) arms company. and yes, i have shot one before. they have surprisingly little kick given their huge caliber.

now if i could only get the british military to send me one of their sniper rifles... (the real Awp)

[Allos]

I just want an M-63. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Sord]

Just give me a gun with an old style site (knotch and line) and i can hit just about anything. Give me a scope and i hit people next to me. Exagerated a bit there, but there was that one time...*trails off*Wait. that was a paintball gun. Die team members!

[trypticon]

If you people want to see a bad movie, I mean a TERRIBLE movie, then check out the film, "Manos" The hands of fate. You'll be having nightmares about it for a month at least.

[badbitz]

*runs off to blockbuster*

[Allos]

Seriously, rent it. It's so bad that you have to see it for yourself.

[Blitzkommando]

I don't want to poison my mind with any more evil thoughts after what just happened here in FKL..

[Omni-Man]

No no no no NO!

The worst movie ever made was a 3 1/2 hour Russian film titled "The Stalker". The premise showed promise; 2 guys escape their communist grind to seek the center of the ZONE-- A UFO crash site where reality twists, deathtraps abound and the center holds the key to all your wants and dreams. The 2 ruskies are led by a third who calls himself a STALKER-- a guide to the center of the ZONE.

...

The film starts in black and white, it takes 30 mins just to get the ruskies to the ZONE and then....
...nothing.

the film alternates between close up 3rd person views of the 3 men shuffling carefully down a corridor or through bushes and fields, looking over their shoulders every 3 minutes with fearful glances and long winded philosophical discussions between the stalker and his 2 companions.

I swear the film does this for 3 1/2 F___ING hours; I actually fast forwarded the last 30 minutes and it was STILL going NOWHERE.

I had to take 2 aspirin and a loooong nap after watching this monumental film catastrophe it made me so ill...

Makes "MANOS: the hands of fate", "Plan 9 from Outer Space" and "Glen or Glenda?" all look like Oscar nominees.

As a side note, this film is the closest thing I've ever encountered to a real "The Ring" video; It makes you PHYSICALLY ILL (and not from any shock value, gore, pornography, or anything else) and you feel and WISH you only had 7 days left to live...

That should clear a few things up.

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[Kizaragu]

Daisy Does (Quite literally) Dallas.

Worst film ever.

It didn't have enough material in it.
I was constantly having to fast forward to the good bits.

[Jaks]

Gigli! Ha! Beat you all!

[Sord]

Any movie or show that has the name Jaks mentioned at any point in time when it's not being dissed. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

On a more serious note. The worst movie i've seen is...Tuck Everlasting (weak!), It (pure cheapieness), the recorded video of myself (GOD I'M FAT!!! j/k, about the fat part anyways)

[Kizaragu]

On 2004-01-13 18:28, Jaks wrote:
Gigli! Ha! Beat you all!
None of us said Gigli because none of us (at least I hope) were stupid enough to go see it. Therefore, we have no valid opinion on it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif
But Yes, I have heard it sucks badly.

Something to do with J-Lo (playing the part of a lesbian Hitwoman) falling in love with Ben Affleck (Playing as a macho hitman).
She's apparently turned straight by his pure masculinety.

Sounds er.. great.

[Outrider]

Sounds like Chasing Amy, but not nearly as entertaining.

I still have yet to see that. The only Kevin Smith movie to escape me.