Where do babies come from?

[Uncle_bob]

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[Robo47]

Well you see, a baby comes from the stork!

[Sord]

How do we explain this without getting punished? I guess someone could type it up in leet. It would make it seem less serious.

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-01-18 13:59, Robo47 wrote:
Well you see, a baby comes from the stork!



Uncle always heard they came from kitties. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Dime]

Well see you need a P3ll15 and a /491ll4....

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-01-18 14:05, Dime wrote:
Well see you need a P3ll15 and a /491ll4....



Uncle has 15 pens, is that a start?

[Sord]

PEN15



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[Cowboy]

One night of pleasure and a persons forgetfulness.

[Allos]

XY Genitalia + XX Genitalia= Los Bebes

[darthsaber9x9]

On 2004-01-18 13:53, Uncle_bob wrote:
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i thought i knew but after looking at some of you lot on here, im not so sure anymore

[Black000Moon]

u need liquid,stick and a hole = )

[SpikeOtacon]

insert Tab A into Slot B.

[anwserman]

You put the truck in the garage. You back in and out of the garage many times, then you stay in for a little, little bit and then you decide to back out and not to return for another day. (unless you have enough gas to go for another round of parking!)

Must not be that good for the transmission there eh?



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[Kizaragu]

Deja Vu eh?
I swear this topic has been done before and that the first few post are exactly the same!?

I had to double check the dates.

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[Bradicus]

1 part Hadouken, three parts love, two parts of a puzzle and a dollop of syrope.

[Sord]

it works like an electric socket, but the electricity comes out the other end.

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-01-18 15:28, Sord wrote:
it works like an electric socket, but the electricity comes out the other end.



K. *walks over to an electric socket*

[Cowboy]

I never had to knock on wood, and I'm glad I haven't yet, because I'm sure it isn't good.








That's the impression that I get...

[KodiaX987]

Marie-Lise Pilote's version:


Well one fine night, papa and mama come home a little giddy from all the beer they drank. While papa goes to have a big piss, mama goes to the bedroom and undresses herself. And when papa joing up, he finds her stark naked, four on the floor, and with her ass up in the air!! Papa sees her and his dick goes hard. He gives it two good slaps to make it even harder! And then he penetrates mama! Mama likes it, she screams loud! Her breasts go sideways and come back against one another, CLAP, CLAP!! And her head keeps on going up against the bed head, PANG, PANG!! And afterwards papa lets out a scream of his own! Then, he turns to the side, and falls asleep!

Peter McLeod's version:


When my son asks me how we make babies, attaboy, I'm gonna explain him EVERYTHING! Come on, to the video store! You stay on this side of the swingin' doors, Junior! And me, I grab the most hardcore video I can find, bring it back home, and then I'll sit down in front of the TV, me and Junior, and we'll watch...

...Oh, that's the foreplay - we'll skip that 'cause it's not important.

...Ah, see what the girl is doing to the guy? Yeah? Well, mom doesn't do that anymore now that you're born...

...Oh! That one she does but it costs a lotta wine!!

Yeah, she screams loud, the woman. Why does the woman scream?... 'Cause she likes it. Why doesn't mom scream?... Because you're asleep!

And there you go, that's how we make babies. Oh but yeah, you need to talk to the girl afterwards, yeah...

Marie-Lise Pilote's version, episode II:


There's NOTHING like the sensation of a man while you're taking a bath! You're in the tub, legs spread while your man kneads your breasts with one foot and tries to keep the door closed with the other! While that happens, you flush the toilet so that no one hears your screams! His member is so hard you could suspend your entire wardrobe on it! And then he splashes your littoral, fills up your Bay of Heats, unloads his tanker into your Atlantic Ocean! THAT'S how we take a bath in MY town!!!

[Black000Moon]

On 2004-01-18 19:16, KodiaX987 wrote:
Marie-Lise Pilote's version:


Well one fine night, papa and mama come home a little giddy from all the beer they drank. While papa goes to have a big piss, mama goes to the bedroom and undresses herself. And when papa joing up, he finds her stark naked, four on the floor, and with her ass up in the air!! Papa sees her and his dick goes hard. He gives it two good slaps to make it even harder! And then he penetrates mama! Mama likes it, she screams loud! Her breasts go sideways and come back against one another, CLAP, CLAP!! And her head keeps on going up against the bed head, PANG, PANG!! And afterwards papa lets out a scream of his own! Then, he turns to the side, and falls asleep!

Peter McLeod's version:


When my son asks me how we make babies, attaboy, I'm gonna explain him EVERYTHING! Come on, to the video store! You stay on this side of the swingin' doors, Junior! And me, I grab the most hardcore video I can find, bring it back home, and then I'll sit down in front of the TV, me and Junior, and we'll watch...

...Oh, that's the foreplay - we'll skip that 'cause it's not important.

...Ah, see what the girl is doing to the guy? Yeah? Well, mom doesn't do that anymore now that you're born...

...Oh! That one she does but it costs a lotta wine!!

Yeah, she screams loud, the woman. Why does the woman scream?... 'Cause she likes it. Why doesn't mom scream?... Because you're asleep!

And there you go, that's how we make babies. Oh but yeah, you need to talk to the girl afterwards, yeah...

Marie-Lise Pilote's version, episode II:


There's NOTHING like the sensation of a man while you're taking a bath! You're in the tub, legs spread while your man kneads your breasts with one foot and tries to keep the door closed with the other! While that happens, you flush the toilet so that no one hears your screams! His member is so hard you could suspend your entire wardrobe on it! And then he splashes your littoral, fills up your Bay of Heats, unloads his tanker into your Atlantic Ocean! THAT'S how we take a bath in MY town!!!



*wonders if this will get locked*

[Robo47]

think of a Drinkie Bird toy and make it go a hell of a lot faster. Oh, and make sure it leaks.

[Enyalis_Cho]

The whole thing starts with a bottle of vodika....

[-Luke-]

They come from tuna, if you know what I mean...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
know what I mean, know what I mean!?!?!? Heh. *nudge nudge*
Know what I mean???
Luke

[Jaks]

no?

[badbitz]

im surprised this didnt come from Bill

[Reiya]

tuna 0_o??

[Dime]

Smells more like trout to me. Maybe herring.

[badbitz]

how come this isnt locked yet?

[-Luke-]

Sorry badbitz, looks like Dime is the only mofo in the know...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[KodiaX987]

On 2004-01-19 10:51, badbitz wrote:
how come this isnt locked yet?



Because this is FKL, dude.


Salmon, anyome?

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-01-19 18:35, KodiaX987 wrote:


On 2004-01-19 10:51, badbitz wrote:
how come this isnt locked yet?



Because this is FKL, dude.


Salmon, anyome?



Rotten catfish. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[badbitz]

On 2004-01-19 11:20, L_evans wrote:
Sorry badbitz, looks like Dime is the only mofo in the know...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



no way!

[-Luke-]

You don't like fish Badbitz?
Luke

[ShadowNINJA007]

????

[Scejntjynahl]

Alcohol, stupidity, and lack of television makes babies.

[Reiya]

Lamers.