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-Luke-
Jan 19, 2004, 07:42 AM
Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotemeyer?
Ja! Bierhund das Oder die Flippenwaldt gerspudt!
Omg. I shat myself laughing when I heard that. Its so damn funny!!!
Luke

LamerPanda
Jan 19, 2004, 08:17 AM
If that is git now stucco and Slotemeyer? Yes! Beer dog the or the Flippenwaldt gerspudt!

The world according to Babelfish.

Arislan
Jan 19, 2004, 09:07 AM
If is the Nunstuck git and Slotemeyer? yes! Beer dog this Oder the Flippenwaldt gerspudt!


The world according to Garp... err... Amikai.

-Luke-
Jan 19, 2004, 11:41 AM
Erm. I didn't use Babelfish. Watch some good English comedy, then bring back a post. Mmmmkay?
Luke

Blitzkommando
Jan 19, 2004, 12:32 PM
Beer dog

St. Bernards maybe?

Mixfortune
Jan 19, 2004, 12:46 PM
Oh, I'm laughing... but not at the joke...
Or is it a joke after all...?

badbitz
Jan 19, 2004, 01:26 PM
im confused

monkeyfist
Jan 19, 2004, 02:13 PM
Monty Python you fools. why do i have to clear up all the obscure pop culture references around here?

the funniest joke in existance helped the brits beat the germans in WWII

-Luke-
Jan 19, 2004, 02:15 PM
THANK YOU...finally someone who gets it. Most Americans are sorely deprived of Monty Python. My Irish grandad hates it.
"Bloody stupid Enlgish humour"
"They're all bloody fools."
Heh.
Luke

Blitzkommando
Jan 19, 2004, 02:43 PM
Answer ye these questions three,
'ere the other side ye see...

And you say I don't know my Flying Circus and Holy Grail. Tim will be quite displeased.

darthsaber9x9
Jan 19, 2004, 03:00 PM
i got the holy grail and the life of brian on dvd for xmas. top quality comedy

Sord
Jan 19, 2004, 03:04 PM
I've only seen holy grail, that had me laughin long after it was over. Fav part was the black knight. Wish i could get the other ones.

Oh what a lovely bunch of coconuts, didily didily dee, big ones, small ones, some as large as your head, all standing in a row...

Solstis
Jan 19, 2004, 03:14 PM
*Reads the joke and dies*

badbitz
Jan 19, 2004, 03:15 PM
stop changing your avatar, sord, its getting confusing.
I usually know people by their avatars, i dont bother to look at name most of the time.
I know dime because he is the scary looking one
uncle and robo47 same avatar.
but sord- the person who changes avatars every week.
uhhuh

Kizaragu
Jan 19, 2004, 03:47 PM
I'm ashamed to say, I've only seen 'The life of Brian' all the way through. Funniest thing I've ever seen. (Bar the four series of 'Blackadder')
Big nose...

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kizaragu on 2004-01-19 12:48 ]</font>

Uncle_bob
Jan 19, 2004, 03:53 PM
You can't get ye flask! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sord
Jan 19, 2004, 03:55 PM
On 2004-01-19 12:15, badbitz wrote:
stop changing your avatar, sord, its getting confusing.
I usually know people by their avatars, i dont bother to look at name most of the time.
I know dime because he is the scary looking one
uncle and robo47 same avatar.
but sord- the person who changes avatars every week.
uhhuh


I can't settle on one, i think i might change it today. GAH! This is why my highest level on PSO is 46, i keep remaking my characters. If i would have just stuck with my very first one, i could have been at level 200 by now.

Blitzkommando
Jan 19, 2004, 04:00 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif Uncle is no longer the Grammar Nazi? Or did I just notice something that is very old? And why are you the Bed Wetter now? Does Uncle have a story planned to tell?

anwserman
Jan 19, 2004, 04:14 PM
There were three monkeys in a tree.
How did the first one fall off?
He was dead.
How about the second monkey?
He was stapeled to the first one!
And the third?
Peer pressure.

Uncle_bob
Jan 19, 2004, 04:38 PM
On 2004-01-19 13:00, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif Uncle is no longer the Grammar Nazi? Or did I just notice something that is very old? And why are you the Bed Wetter now? Does Uncle have a story planned to tell?



Um...shh! Nothing happened. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Mixfortune
Jan 19, 2004, 06:11 PM
On 2004-01-19 13:38, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2004-01-19 13:00, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif Uncle is no longer the Grammar Nazi? Or did I just notice something that is very old? And why are you the Bed Wetter now? Does Uncle have a story planned to tell?



Um...shh! Nothing happened. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Poor Mr. Bed.

Arislan
Jan 19, 2004, 06:22 PM
Umm, sorry, I was just trying to make a *different* obscure pop culture reference with what I was saying.

I'm well aware that was Monty Pythion originally.. I've seen every episode multiple times, the movies, listened to all the Live performances I could get my hands on.. Watched Black Adder, Fawlty Towers, etc etc.

Just because I didn't make a joke directly relating to the original post doesn't mean I'm ignorant, L_Evans. And if that's not how you were attempting to come across, you need to pay more attention to your posts before you make them.

LamerPanda
Jan 19, 2004, 06:36 PM
Just because I didn't make a joke directly relating to the original post doesn't mean I'm ignorant, L_Evans.

I know it as well, I've seen pretty much all the Python movies. I just decided to run it through Babelfish rather than shout out "HEY OMG PYTHON!!"

What the hell gives anyone here the right to call me a fool? =D

Mixfortune
Jan 19, 2004, 06:39 PM
On 2004-01-19 15:36, LamerPanda wrote:

Just because I didn't make a joke directly relating to the original post doesn't mean I'm ignorant, L_Evans.

I know it as well, I've seen pretty much all the Python movies. I just decided to run it through Babelfish rather than shout out "HEY OMG PYTHON!!"

What the hell gives anyone here the right to call me a fool? =D



Watch out! Someone who is very observant and able to pick out hidden pieces and make clever jokes will call you a fool, in all their infinite wisdom and keen sense of humor!

LamerPanda
Jan 19, 2004, 06:48 PM
liek omfg noz!

i'm suing u all for defmation!!!!! >:O

DOG21313
Jan 19, 2004, 07:46 PM
On 2004-01-19 13:38, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2004-01-19 13:00, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif Uncle is no longer the Grammar Nazi? Or did I just notice something that is very old? And why are you the Bed Wetter now? Does Uncle have a story planned to tell?



Um...shh! Nothing happened. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Hes gonna make another fanfic, shhhh....

Mixfortune
Jan 19, 2004, 08:03 PM
Which brings me to another point...
Why does it matter if Uncle is "from" FKL?
That thing about him being in FKL seems like a detriment against his writing abilities in some people's eyes. I saw his fic thread and there was WAY too many spamming posts of "surprise" at the fact that Uncle was writing a fic. For crying out loud...

monkeyfist
Jan 19, 2004, 08:32 PM
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
the music fades into the song

...always look on the bright side of life!
whistle

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

whistle
Come on!

other start to join in
Always look on the bright side of life...
whistle

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of sh*t,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life
whistle

Kizaragu
Jan 20, 2004, 05:29 PM
On 2004-01-19 15:22, Arislan wrote:
Watched Black Adder, Fawlty Towers, etc etc.
Neither of those two have anything to do with Monty Mython.
Blackadder ecspecially.
Although John cleese did write and star in Fawlty towers. But it's not directly connected to Monty Python.

Sord
Jan 20, 2004, 05:32 PM
On 2004-01-19 17:03, Mixfortune wrote:
Which brings me to another point...
Why does it matter if Uncle is "from" FKL?
That thing about him being in FKL seems like a detriment against his writing abilities in some people's eyes. I saw his fic thread and there was WAY too many spamming posts of "surprise" at the fact that Uncle was writing a fic. For crying out loud...


It's called, he's a funny idiot all the the time and suddenly goes serious. He's acting out of charactere from what we have seen. It's no diffrent then a depressed person suddenly being perky.

Mixfortune
Jan 20, 2004, 05:45 PM
Perhaps FKL is where he is different?

monkeyfist
Jan 20, 2004, 06:35 PM
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
the music fades into the song

...always look on the bright side of life!
whistle

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

whistle
Come on!

other start to join in
Always look on the bright side of life...
whistle

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of sh*t,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life
whistle

Mixfortune
Jan 20, 2004, 06:40 PM
I must say... that looks a TAD bit like it was used recently...

Sord
Jan 20, 2004, 06:42 PM
On 2004-01-20 14:45, Mixfortune wrote:
Perhaps FKL is where he is different?


Or is it he's diffrent in Fan Works? damn which came first, the chicken or the egg type questions >_<

Mixfortune
Jan 20, 2004, 06:46 PM
He's been in Rants and OffTopic as well.

Kizaragu
Jan 20, 2004, 06:46 PM
Always look on the bright side of life? What a load of crap.

My best friend now lives on the other side of the country (University), My other best friend is moving away.
I'm working every hour under the sun but don't earn enough.
I have barely any social life because I'm working every hour under the sun but still don't earn enough. And now when I do get the chance to go out, I can't as my friends will have away or are working just as much as I am.
Plus I saw my Ex Girlfriend today (Which I thought I was over, but evedently am not).

But look on the bright side! Burgers for tea! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

(All of that was true, but it wasn't neccaserilly a depressed (feel sorry for me) post.
I was just pointing out how stupid the song is...)

Sord
Jan 20, 2004, 06:52 PM
On 2004-01-20 15:46, Mixfortune wrote:
He's been in Rants and OffTopic as well.


True, i guess he has a diffrent personality for each forum?

Mixfortune
Jan 20, 2004, 06:53 PM
I definitely have a different one here.

Kizaragu
Jan 20, 2004, 06:55 PM
I'm pretty much the same everywhere.
Scary, isn't it?

Ketchup345
Jan 20, 2004, 06:57 PM
On 2004-01-19 12:53, Uncle_bob wrote:
You can't get ye flask! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


You go Dennis. He is wearing...
... You start wondering about parapets. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

monkeyfist
Jan 20, 2004, 09:58 PM
Possible exits are north, south, and Dennis