Chupacabras for sale?

[Omni-Man]

Excuse me KafKa, but I have been wondering for a bit about something:

How much is that chupacabra in the window?
The one with the waggly tail.
How much is that chupacabra in the window?
I do hope that chupacabras for sale...

Seriously, wher can I get one of those things? they sound like they are a better pet than a dog (no offense, DOG213) and I could throw away my rusty can opener to boot!

Please answer with a price quote and your current inventory.

Thanks!

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[Hrith]

have you no FEAR ?

[KaFKa]

ahem...

the mini-chupacabras are only being sold at the price of forty-thousand dollars, and only to the A-DTPA and its affiliates

[Omni-Man]

So no dealings with an interested third party?

Too bad, I guess I'll just have to stick with my Omni-Monkeys...