Cowboy
Feb 8, 2004, 02:02 AM
17 years ago, on January 6th, 1987. I made a decision. I chose to be born. And that is not all! Not only did I do that, I was born a caucasian male. This is my appology to all of you who have been held back, and for me choosing to be born a white male.
To the female supremists, I'm sorry I was born a male. It is unfair that I am male, and don't receive prejudice in jobs. I'm sorry that all you got was 20 cents more an hour for being a cashier, a job which was EXTREMELY hard to find, even though there were 15 openings, and your parents pay for your 2003 mustang, and give you a 100 a week allowance, even though you're 18, while I'm unfairly given the job as a stocker, making less than you while doing longer hours and more physical labor.
To the obese man with a slow metabolism, I'm sorry you're fat. Here I am, going to college, and in my free time either working as a stocker at night or doing farm labor during the day, and lifting weights and jogging to stay in shape, while you are fat, and not at your own fault! I'm sorry that you "have not had the time" to go sign up at the gym, and can't really afford to go, even though you are single with no children, and make 45 thousand dollars a year. I'm sorry that since you don't have a gym membership you don;t have any other way to excercise, seeing as how it's impossible to go outside and jog since you have a fair complexion and don;t want to get sunburnt in the beggining of spring when its been in the 70's and partly cloudy. I'm sorry that your slow metabolism tooo thouroghly digests the numerous candy bars and sodas you bring in and eat loudly during Enc1102.
To the Unpoular intellectual, I'm sorry that noone ever wants to talk to you, even though you try so hard to get them too, what with sitting in the back of the classroom, and never saying anything at all while you are working in a group, all the while completely avoiding any eye contact. I'm sorry that I'm popular and people like me for no reason other than me being attractive. It most certainly is not because I'm a very outgoing person, am easy to talk to, am very good at making small talk, try to find out about whats going on in their lives, try to help them with their problems, school related or not, and actually give a damn about my appearance and hygene.
To the unjustly treated 22 year old, I'm sorry that you got a 300 dollar ticket for going 125 on the interstate, while I merely got a written warning for speeding. It must be because my father works for the county police department, even though the officer was a city deputy! It coud not possibly be that you were driving at 12 pm, while i was driving on a secluded road at 10 pm! It is crazy to even think that it was because I was doing 55 in a 45, and that the the road had been 60 for the last 20 years, and the county had just put the 45 sign there that morning! Surely it must be because my dad is a cop!
To the deprived 16 year old, I'm sorry that I drive a 99' F-150, while you drive a 88 nissan, and used to have a 2003 malibu, but totalled it. I'm sorry that you can not afford to buy any extras for yourself, and that I can afford to pay my truck payment, unsurance, and gas, and buy anything else i want, and sitll put money in my bank account. Surely It's because my parents pay for everything! It couldn';t be that I work 2 jobs when I'm not going to college, and on top of that do farmwork here and there and occasionaly oddjobs like mowing the lawn for my neighbors, and make 17 thousand a year on my own. I mean, sure, your parents pay for your gas, your'e failing the classes they pay for, and you failed a drug test and got turned down for a job because of it, and have been to depressed for the past 8 months to try and find a different job! It's just not fair that my money and possessions come so easilly to me, having a cost of only a 56 hour work week!
I'll update this the next time someone annoys me.
To the female supremists, I'm sorry I was born a male. It is unfair that I am male, and don't receive prejudice in jobs. I'm sorry that all you got was 20 cents more an hour for being a cashier, a job which was EXTREMELY hard to find, even though there were 15 openings, and your parents pay for your 2003 mustang, and give you a 100 a week allowance, even though you're 18, while I'm unfairly given the job as a stocker, making less than you while doing longer hours and more physical labor.
To the obese man with a slow metabolism, I'm sorry you're fat. Here I am, going to college, and in my free time either working as a stocker at night or doing farm labor during the day, and lifting weights and jogging to stay in shape, while you are fat, and not at your own fault! I'm sorry that you "have not had the time" to go sign up at the gym, and can't really afford to go, even though you are single with no children, and make 45 thousand dollars a year. I'm sorry that since you don't have a gym membership you don;t have any other way to excercise, seeing as how it's impossible to go outside and jog since you have a fair complexion and don;t want to get sunburnt in the beggining of spring when its been in the 70's and partly cloudy. I'm sorry that your slow metabolism tooo thouroghly digests the numerous candy bars and sodas you bring in and eat loudly during Enc1102.
To the Unpoular intellectual, I'm sorry that noone ever wants to talk to you, even though you try so hard to get them too, what with sitting in the back of the classroom, and never saying anything at all while you are working in a group, all the while completely avoiding any eye contact. I'm sorry that I'm popular and people like me for no reason other than me being attractive. It most certainly is not because I'm a very outgoing person, am easy to talk to, am very good at making small talk, try to find out about whats going on in their lives, try to help them with their problems, school related or not, and actually give a damn about my appearance and hygene.
To the unjustly treated 22 year old, I'm sorry that you got a 300 dollar ticket for going 125 on the interstate, while I merely got a written warning for speeding. It must be because my father works for the county police department, even though the officer was a city deputy! It coud not possibly be that you were driving at 12 pm, while i was driving on a secluded road at 10 pm! It is crazy to even think that it was because I was doing 55 in a 45, and that the the road had been 60 for the last 20 years, and the county had just put the 45 sign there that morning! Surely it must be because my dad is a cop!
To the deprived 16 year old, I'm sorry that I drive a 99' F-150, while you drive a 88 nissan, and used to have a 2003 malibu, but totalled it. I'm sorry that you can not afford to buy any extras for yourself, and that I can afford to pay my truck payment, unsurance, and gas, and buy anything else i want, and sitll put money in my bank account. Surely It's because my parents pay for everything! It couldn';t be that I work 2 jobs when I'm not going to college, and on top of that do farmwork here and there and occasionaly oddjobs like mowing the lawn for my neighbors, and make 17 thousand a year on my own. I mean, sure, your parents pay for your gas, your'e failing the classes they pay for, and you failed a drug test and got turned down for a job because of it, and have been to depressed for the past 8 months to try and find a different job! It's just not fair that my money and possessions come so easilly to me, having a cost of only a 56 hour work week!
I'll update this the next time someone annoys me.