Story

[undevil]

This is a story about a retard on the internet.

retard: dun man u agay!
me: Er who are you?
retard: haha n00b!!!1
me: If you say so...
retard: emerican skum!!!11
me: Americans are scum now?
retard: oh ye u r skum d00d l4m0r haha!!!1
me: Let me guess, your Dutch?
retard: no i am UK!1
me: Lmao
retard: huh waht dun funy?
me: You speak English right?
retard: uh ye r u a retad i am speking it right now
me: Fucktart

True story. Would have left his name in but it is just some random guy who plays a game called Soldier of Fortune who apparently thinks I am a loser for beating his clan leader.

[mr_rubbish]

Hmmm interesting. Roll on chapter 2!

[undevil]

Oh I think this will be made into a series.

It shall be named, "Tales of the random internet idiots!"

Part 2 comes tommorow.