Anubis_
Feb 9, 2004, 12:48 PM
lol.. Yesterday I had dinner with both my parents, my sister and her new boyfriend....
(Ryans was the restaruant, Kinda like Shoneys..)
Mom- JR(thats me) stays out all the time now.. even though he came home this weekend I didnt see much of him..
My sister- Why, what you been doin all weekend Jr?
Mom- Playing that dog-gone game cube all week end.. then he went out and didnt come back till 4 in the moring..
My sister- 4 in the morning!!?? What were you doing at 4 in the morning?!?!?!?
Me- *looks at my sister then her boyfriend* Half of what you do 4 in the morning..
*Sister laughs, Parents look confused*
Father- You know who he went out with, thats why hes not saying anything!..
*everyone is silent.. looks at me..*
Me- Yeah, I went out with a white girl, the same one I have been seeing for the past 3 years now. I have to come see her every weekend. How else am I gonna support our baby If Im not at home..
*everyones eyes tuns the size of golf balls*
Mom- You told me that wasnt your baby!!!
Me- Common mama, Im in the army and Im broke all the time, were else do you think all my moneys gone.. Gamecube games???
.....................................
after that, i went to the restroom and laughed for a full 5 mins.. then I went back to the dinner table to tell them the truth for fear that they might have heart attacks and wouldn't be able to drive me back to my dorm room..(BTW.. Its not my baby..)
(Ryans was the restaruant, Kinda like Shoneys..)
Mom- JR(thats me) stays out all the time now.. even though he came home this weekend I didnt see much of him..
My sister- Why, what you been doin all weekend Jr?
Mom- Playing that dog-gone game cube all week end.. then he went out and didnt come back till 4 in the moring..
My sister- 4 in the morning!!?? What were you doing at 4 in the morning?!?!?!?
Me- *looks at my sister then her boyfriend* Half of what you do 4 in the morning..
*Sister laughs, Parents look confused*
Father- You know who he went out with, thats why hes not saying anything!..
*everyone is silent.. looks at me..*
Me- Yeah, I went out with a white girl, the same one I have been seeing for the past 3 years now. I have to come see her every weekend. How else am I gonna support our baby If Im not at home..
*everyones eyes tuns the size of golf balls*
Mom- You told me that wasnt your baby!!!
Me- Common mama, Im in the army and Im broke all the time, were else do you think all my moneys gone.. Gamecube games???
.....................................
after that, i went to the restroom and laughed for a full 5 mins.. then I went back to the dinner table to tell them the truth for fear that they might have heart attacks and wouldn't be able to drive me back to my dorm room..(BTW.. Its not my baby..)