I have entered FKL

[Armok]

As a noble warrior of the realm of Rants I have come to conquer this forum and kill its leaders.

Any that stand in my way shall be killed by my army of ants. Join me or die. All resistance is useless as I know all and see all.

[Saiffy]

The FKL congress wont stand for this...? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Arislan]

Well, I've got the Blonde Bavarian Twins again tonight... Maybe we can work out a deal and your ants can stay out of my way?

[Armok]

On 2004-02-19 06:09, Saiffwin wrote:
The FKL congress wont stand for this...? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Sends ants to eat Saiffwin.

Your foolish FKL congress cannot stop my mighty Ant army.

[Arislan]

Umm, Armok... Those are Carpenter ants. While the plant in my place may be unsafe from their depredations, they are hardly going to be the scourge of FKL.

[Armok]

On 2004-02-19 07:09, Arislan wrote:
Umm, Armok... Those are Carpenter ants. While the plant in my place may be unsafe from their depredations, they are hardly going to be the scourge of FKL.



U forget the fact. While one at may be weak and puny 10 ants are strong and an army. I will offer you all one chance to convert to the side of the FAL (fresh ant landslide) or u will all feel there irriatating wrath.

[Ketchup345]

...
Ants?!?!?!

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

o_O O_o

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Welcome to FKL.


For joining FKL, you must immediately choose one of 3 sides:

A-DTPA: The good guys, saves pants, pretty much in control of FKL right now.
DTPA: The bad guys. They burn pants and one of them rapes FKL newb's feet.
Neutral: Just that. Don't care.

[Blitzkommando]

An Ant Army stands nothing against my army of The United Imps and Snarks. Neither has a population limit and can multiply like crazy. *flames and exploding alien insects fill thread*

[Allos]

I motion that the "Ant Army" shall not be recognized by FKL Congress. Armok must join an existing side.


And BTW, A-DTPA=Bad guys

[navci]

On 2004-02-19 08:07, Ketchup345 wrote:
For joining FKL, you must immediately choose one of 3 sides:

A-DTPA: The good guys, saves pants, pretty much in control of FKL right now.
DTPA: The bad guys. They burn pants and one of them rapes FKL newb's feet.
Neutral: Just that. Don't care.


No one brief me on that. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
I once made an icon for Zane. Which side is he on?

[Allos]

On 2004-02-19 12:40, navi wrote:
I once made an icon for Zane. Which side is he on?



Technically he's neutral but..........figure it out.

[Outrider]

Allos, didn't you start the FKL army for an occasion such as this?

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-02-19 13:40, Outrider wrote:
Allos, didn't you start the FKL army for an occasion such as this?


Ahh, yes. I forgot about that. We did make the army for this reason.

Deploy the Army 3* General Allos.

[KaFKa]

*deploys his army of mini-cupacabras*

job done http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-02-19 04:40, Armok wrote:
As a noble warrior of the realm of Rants I have come to conquer this forum and kill its leaders.


And Dime is the acting president while I am taking a break from my duties...

<_< >_> <_< >_>

[Robo47]

*sigh*

I guess I'm back to work...

*makes a magnifing glass appear over every ant*

Burn.

*puts a magnifying glass over Armok.

Shake and Bake.

*activates the Sun roof*

*the ants die*

Mission Acomplished.

[Uncle_bob]

You forget that Uncle is immortal, well..almost. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Allos]

On 2004-02-19 14:18, Ketchup345 wrote:


Ahh, yes. I forgot about that. We did make the army for this reason.

Deploy the Army 3* General Allos.



I could do that, but no one has volunteered to join!!!

[Cowboy]

FK is a dictatorship, f00!

[Robo47]

I would have joined, but I'm FKL's one man army.

See? No more Ants!

[Cowboy]

That is just cuz I incenerated their hill...

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-02-19 15:38, Allos wrote:
I could do that, but no one has volunteered to join!!!


Who says the have to volunteer?
The military is a conscription.
Any FKL member of 2+ weeks is required to be in it.

[Cowboy]

i was around before that law was enacted, so im exempt!

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-02-19 16:22, Tracon wrote:
i was around before that law was enacted, so im exempt!


'fraid not, it goes back 5 years.

So, pretty much anyone who has ever posted in FKL is in the Armed Forces (as long as they have been here 2+ weeks).

[Cowboy]

psow is five years old?

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-02-19 16:26, Tracon wrote:
psow is five years old?


No, it's younger. But to be on the safe side, the Conscripted forces go back 5 years, before this place was even made.

[Outrider]

Time Travel?

[Dime]

Nay, shitty logic.

[Solstis]

*frags his leaders*

You didn't say how long we had to stay in!
*quits*

[Sord]

On 2004-02-19 15:38, Allos wrote:


On 2004-02-19 14:18, Ketchup345 wrote:


Ahh, yes. I forgot about that. We did make the army for this reason.

Deploy the Army 3* General Allos.



I could do that, but no one has volunteered to join!!!


well...it's not like anything has succeeded before, even though we've had like, one mission. And our torture program is pathetic, though so is that ADTPA's. Hell, they both suck. I could come out of both...unless you changed them from the last time i checked. But the army men games, happy days, i mean, come on, these are pathetic! Real torture would be pain, lots and lots of pain! [insert maniacally laughing smilie]

[Saiffy]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-02-19 17:37, Sord wrote:
But the army men games, happy days, i mean, come on, these are pathetic! Real torture would be pain, lots and lots of pain! [insert maniacally laughing smilie]


You are a "special case". Mostly everyone else would find our torture quite painful.

[Allos]

On 2004-02-19 17:46, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2004-02-19 17:37, Sord wrote:
But the army men games, happy days, i mean, come on, these are pathetic! Real torture would be pain, lots and lots of pain! [insert maniacally laughing smilie]


You are a "special case". Mostly everyone else would find our torture quite painful.



We're adding "Leave it to Beaver" to our torture library next month. And Battlestar Galactica.

[Robo47]

*gulp*

[Cowboy]

The cast of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 lived, and so shall the prisoners.



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[Armok]

http://www.aifb.uni-karlsruhe.de/Lehre/Winter2002-03/swarmchip/ants.jpg
So u don't fear my mightly army fools. Go destory all their computers and finish them, finish them

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-02-20 05:00, Armok wrote:
So u don't fear my mightly army fools. Go destory all their computers and finish them, finish them


Deploy the RAID!

[Armok]

Raid cannot stop us. These are my new SAS Ants and carry around mini gass masks and everything.

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-02-20 07:38, Armok wrote:
Raid cannot stop us. These are my new SAS Ants and carry around mini gass masks and everything.


...

Fine, I'll just use the poisoned food left behind. And stepping on them. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Have a nice day. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Armok]

On 2004-02-20 07:41, Ketchup345 wrote:
...

Fine, I'll just use the poisoned food left behind. And stepping on them. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Have a nice day. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif



Starts work on new prototype Giant Ant with the strenght of four ants.

[Bradicus]

On 2004-02-20 08:19, Armok wrote:


On 2004-02-20 07:41, Ketchup345 wrote:
...

Fine, I'll just use the poisoned food left behind. And stepping on them. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Have a nice day. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif



Starts work on new prototype Giant Ant with the strenght of four ants.


It is my profound wish that you shall parachute naked into the world's prickliest cactus, you grotesque gargoyle.

-random insult generator http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Armok]

Your Insults only lead me to work even harder to destroy all life on FKL.

Now if 1 ant weights 0.1 gram and can lift 10 time shis body weight 1gm

Then a super ant can lift 4 grams. The research continues.

[Blitzkommando]

On 2004-02-20 08:36, Armok wrote:
Your Insults only lead me to work even harder to destroy all life on FKL.

Now if 1 ant weights 0.1 gram and can lift 10 time shis body weight 1gm

Then a super ant can lift 4 grams. The research continues.


*crushes ants by dropping 10g silver dollars on them*

[Outrider]

Ah, but there's the flaw in your plan!

None of us have lives for you to destroy!

...

That was pretty bad. Yeah, I'll be going now.

[Hrith]

http://homepage.mac.com/radhaz/pso/grants2.jpg
You fail, Armok http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif