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Amiadon
Mar 5, 2004, 07:22 AM
Anyone feel the same? You can substitute the words "craziness" and "surprises" with anything you want.


This vision came to me as i slept. I am crazy. I must be contained. So i spent 238237843748021 years working on the [giant,deepvoice] XANADOU CONTAINER [/giant,deepvoice]. Upon completion, i sealed myself in stasis for 438274783027845435243632 years... which was actually .438274783027845435243632 seconds because of a programming error on Tracon's part. The error also caused irreprebaleael brraiink dashmange andsh nowwh ish brokkens.

PLEAEAEAESE..... HEAEAEAEALLLLP! PLEAEAEAEASE!

NeonDelsaber
Mar 5, 2004, 11:22 AM
my advice to you:
Stop drinking pop,coffie and so on.
Strap yourself to a chair and start chanting "IM A NORMAL BOY" while watching Dr.Phil...

Murdercall
Mar 5, 2004, 04:28 PM
yea, dr. phil changed my life http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/donut.gif

Noobliterator
Mar 5, 2004, 08:10 PM
just kill a few people. Always works for me. Careful though, you'll build up a tolerence and it'll take longer and longer killing spree to satisfy your self until you are killing entire towns of people just to feel sane.

but ya gotta do what ya gotta do...

Amiadon
Mar 5, 2004, 10:54 PM
On 2004-03-05 08:22, NeonDelsaber wrote:

my advice to you:
Stop drinking pop,coffie and so on.
Strap yourself to a chair and start chanting "IM A NORMAL BOY" while watching Dr.Phil...



Ari? What makes you think Ima boy? Is it my ravishing good looks? My perfect sense of perfection? Or... something else?


Noobliterator wrote:

just kill a few people. Always works for me. Careful though, you'll build up a tolerence and it'll take longer and longer killing spree to satisfy your self until you are killing entire towns of people just to feel sane.

but ya gotta do what ya gotta do...

Done and done. Yesterday i slew a whole playground becuase that stupid child wouldn't give me his ice-cream.

Omni-Man
Mar 6, 2004, 02:55 AM
NO NO NO you insipid FOOLS!

Killing someone solves NOTHING!






If they're dead, they dont learn anything. I say start selling designer drugs to their children from an unmarked ice cream truck; this will create an easily manipulated slave class, which you can then subjugate and use to sell drugs to children ALL OVER THE WORLD! This way you will amass an obscene amount of power, allowing you to:

Spackle the asscrack of a random passer-by shut with no repercussions.

Single-handedly influence which breast janet jackson will reveal in the next super bowl halftime show.

Feed starving ethiopians.... to starving afghanis.

Pronounce yourself the messiah and announce that all global nuclear resources shall henceforth be "gods glowing property" which you then feed to random people during the sacrament to weed out human genetic impurities.

Create a linear accelerator that fires rainbow trout at near-light speeds in the general direction of mexico, china, the US and heck anywhere else that tickles your fishy fancy.

You see, once you start selling meth-laced LSD to kindergartners (and reading my new book WORLD DOMINATION MADE FUN AND EASY) you'll see that the possibilities for devaluing others to increase YOUR self worth HAS NO BOUNDS!

So what are you waiting for, TRY IT TODAY!


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wet-trout.gif

_Ted_
Mar 6, 2004, 02:04 PM
Uhhh yeh, while you're off corrupting the world's youth, take a break and come see http://www.geocities.com/ted2023/VS.txt

NeonDelsaber
Mar 6, 2004, 02:04 PM
On 2004-03-05 19:54, Amiadon wrote:


On 2004-03-05 08:22, NeonDelsaber wrote:

my advice to you:
Stop drinking pop,coffie and so on.
Strap yourself to a chair and start chanting "IM A NORMAL BOY" while watching Dr.Phil...



Ari? What makes you think Ima boy? Is it my ravishing good looks? My perfect sense of perfection? Or... something else?



Take a look in your profile. you may be surprised that under gender it says male...

On a side note: you need mental help immediatly.

Uncle_bob
Mar 6, 2004, 02:09 PM
...Amy! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Outrider
Mar 6, 2004, 04:02 PM
Amy!

http://www.sonicteam.com/sonic2b/shots/chr_amy.gif

Firocket1690
Mar 6, 2004, 04:09 PM
On 2004-03-06 11:09, Uncle_bob wrote:
...Amy! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


... Betty ?

Uncle_bob
Mar 6, 2004, 04:13 PM
On 2004-03-06 13:02, Outrider wrote:
Amy!

http://www.sonicteam.com/sonic2b/shots/chr_amy.gif



Amy is evil!(But Rouge the Whore is worse) http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/eviltongue.gif And she looks a bit er..too perky in that picture if you know what Uncle means. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

anwserman
Mar 6, 2004, 04:15 PM
Amy looks like she is stoned or drunk, and is about to have some fun with Sonic.

I mean, if he does take advantage of vulnerable, young pink hedgehogs.

Uncle_bob
Mar 6, 2004, 04:16 PM
On 2004-03-06 13:15, anwserman wrote:
Amy looks like she is stoned or drunk, and is about to have some fun with Sonic.

I mean, if he does take advantage of vulnerable, young pink hedgehogs.



Usually Amy comes onto Sonic though. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif But that miniskirt just makes things worse for everyone. :<

anwserman
Mar 6, 2004, 04:19 PM
Especially when the camera glitches and looks upward.

Uncle_bob
Mar 6, 2004, 04:21 PM
On 2004-03-06 13:19, anwserman wrote:
Especially when the camera glitches and looks upward.



Yea. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif Ever play SA1? That would happen all the time. Hell, some scenes part of her skirt just happened to kinda flap up. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Amiadon
Mar 6, 2004, 06:34 PM
Fanservice in a sonic game!



On 2004-03-06 11:04, NeonDelsaber wrote:

Take a look in your profile. you may be surprised that under gender it says male...


Yes, I am fully aware of my profile gender... however, do you really think that a person so insane would actually fill out his/her/it's profile correctly? Hmmmmm? The answer is...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



On a side note: you need mental help immediatly.



I am fully aware of that, NeonDelsaber. But are you aware that you need PHYSICAL HELP!?


















*falls off chair*

Ok, that was just bad...

NeonDelsaber
Mar 6, 2004, 10:40 PM
When you grow up....You will tramatize little children.

Sord
Mar 7, 2004, 01:26 AM
On 2004-03-05 19:54, Amiadon wrote:

Noobliterator wrote:

just kill a few people. Always works for me. Careful though, you'll build up a tolerence and it'll take longer and longer killing spree to satisfy your self until you are killing entire towns of people just to feel sane.

but ya gotta do what ya gotta do...

Done and done. Yesterday i slew a whole playground becuase that stupid child wouldn't give me his ice-cream.


knowing you, you probably just broke teeter taghters and tries to tangle the swingset and ripped up those spring rides. Yet not a single person got hurt.

-Luke-
Mar 7, 2004, 07:17 AM
On 2004-03-06 13:21, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2004-03-06 13:19, anwserman wrote:
Especially when the camera glitches and looks upward.



Yea. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif Ever play SA1? That would happen all the time. Hell, some scenes part of her skirt just happened to kinda flap up. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif




Glitch? Hah, little do they know.... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Ness
Mar 7, 2004, 10:12 AM
......

SpikeOtacon
Mar 7, 2004, 10:22 AM
On 2004-03-07 07:12, Ness wrote:
......


Are you calling me fat?!

Sord
Mar 7, 2004, 01:58 PM
On 2004-03-07 07:22, SpikeOtacon wrote:


On 2004-03-07 07:12, Ness wrote:
......


Are you calling me fat?!


erm, yes, you are actually fat, not lets all cry http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif j/k