I just scared the shit out of some little kids

[Allos]

I was walking home from the bus stop, and my walk takes me by the local elementary school. The after school kids were all outside doing various things. A group of 4 4th or 5th grade kids were making fun of me by the fence, and they thought I couldn't hear them.

So as I walked by I flicked em off. They said, "Fuck you too, you chicken!" Keep in mind that being so young their voices are very high, adding to the hilarity. I said, "Grow into your balls before you start taunting me kid." They asked if I would like to fight them (I wouldn't fight them anyway, as I'm postive I could seriously injure one of em). But that aside I dropped my bag and my books, and started climbing the 6 foot fence.

I have never heard a higher pitched scream or seen little kids run so fast in my life. It was so funny.

[Soukosa]

XD I wish I was there to see that.

[Robo47]

same! ^_^

[Orange_kid]

lol! very good...

[Scejntjynahl]

Maybe they ran away because when you were climbing the fence they realized you WERENT WEARING PANTS!!!!

[Robo47]

On 2004-03-09 13:27, Furankunichan wrote:
Maybe they ran away because when you were climbing the fence they realized you WERENT WEARING PANTS!!!!



The only time we're totally pantsless is at the HQ.

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-03-09 13:45, Robo47 wrote:


On 2004-03-09 13:27, Furankunichan wrote:
Maybe they ran away because when you were climbing the fence they realized you WERENT WEARING PANTS!!!!



The only time we're totally pantsless is at the HQ.




But just so no one takes that the wrong way, that doesn't mean we WEAR pants when we're not at the H.Q., we just wear kilts, skirts, etc. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2004-03-09 13:45, Robo47 wrote:


On 2004-03-09 13:27, Furankunichan wrote:
Maybe they ran away because when you were climbing the fence they realized you WERENT WEARING PANTS!!!!



The only time we're totally pantsless is at the HQ.




Maybe so... but who is to say that Allos doesnt consider himself above all others, and that in fact his town, nay, the WORLD belongs to him!!! Thus he could be pantless all the time...

[Sord]

good job, NOW KILL THOSE *&^%!!!1!

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-03-09 13:48, Furankunichan wrote:
Maybe so... but who is to say that Allos doesnt consider himself above all others, and that in fact his town, nay, the WORLD belongs to him!!! Thus he could be pantless all the time...



That may be true, but only a select few are blessed enough to see Allos pantsless. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Sord]

I wouldn't say blessed...*barf* too dinky...j/k ROFL

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2004-03-09 13:54, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2004-03-09 13:48, Furankunichan wrote:
Maybe so... but who is to say that Allos doesnt consider himself above all others, and that in fact his town, nay, the WORLD belongs to him!!! Thus he could be pantless all the time...



That may be true, but only a select few are blessed enough to see Allos pantsless. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



Like little fourth graders?
lol

[PJ]

Gotta love how rude the new generation of children are -_-;;;

But it's funny cause you know all the punks of the current generation will beat em up http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sord]

On 2004-03-09 14:01, SUPAH_CHAO wrote:
Gotta love how rude the new generation of children are -_-;;;

But it's funny cause you know all the punks of the current generation will beat em up http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


lol, that's a good one, and true http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Daikarin]

Heh, kids.

Once when I was 15, I was heading home, along with a friend of mine. We were going near a local church school, walking down a street.

Some 6-8 year old girls popped out of the school, running around playing catch, using me and my friend as an obstacle for whoever was "it" to not catch them.

So, they started running around us in circles, forcing us to stop. I found it amazing they could run that fast, but my friend got furious.

- HEY!!!! - He screamed, freacking the hell outta me.

ALL the girls stopped running and making noise, staring at him nervously.

Seeing that he scared the hell out of them, he tried to show good humour, by pointing at one of the girls and saying

- My friend here is in love with you.

The girls then all stared nervously at me, while I looked at him. He shaked his head like someone would say "Get in the game". So I did.

- It's true, I do love you - I said towards the girl.

She kept looking at me with her fingers inside her mouth, as if she was nervous.

I eventually grew tired of the joke and asked my friend to move along, but then the girl replied:

- You're ugly.

[Outrider]

On 2004-03-09 14:12, New Ultimate wrote:
I eventually grew tired of the joke and asked my friend to move along, but then the girl replied:

- You're ugly.



Ouch.

[Allos]

On 2004-03-09 13:54, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2004-03-09 13:48, Furankunichan wrote:
Maybe so... but who is to say that Allos doesnt consider himself above all others, and that in fact his town, nay, the WORLD belongs to him!!! Thus he could be pantless all the time...



That may be true, but only a select few are blessed enough to see Allos pantsless. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



And by pantsless he means not wearing shorts or kilts!

And by a select few he means Kiz, Guntz, and Uncle Himself!

[Sord]

thank goodness i quit before that easter special http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[geewj]

On 2004-03-09 14:57, Allos wrote:
And by a select few he means Kiz, Guntz, and Uncle Himself!



I see everything...including that time you and brad were playing dress-up in your moms closet.

[Allos]

On 2004-03-09 14:59, Sord wrote:
thank goodness i quit before that easter special http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



You know you would've enjoyed it!

[Sord]

On 2004-03-09 15:00, Allos wrote:


On 2004-03-09 14:59, Sord wrote:
thank goodness i quit before that easter special http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



You know you would've enjoyed it!


that's what you think, and your thinkin' wrong. I would have killed myself afterwards http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif The Tracon incident was bad enough. I'll never drink beer again http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-03-09 15:00, Prof_Frink wrote:


On 2004-03-09 14:57, Allos wrote:
And by a select few he means Kiz, Guntz, and Uncle Himself!

I see everything...including that time you and brad were playing dress-up in your moms closet.


Do you happen to have a photo saved of that? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Nice job Allos, how old are you?

That musta been hilarious http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif.

[Allos]

On 2004-03-09 15:05, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2004-03-09 15:00, Prof_Frink wrote:


On 2004-03-09 14:57, Allos wrote:
And by a select few he means Kiz, Guntz, and Uncle Himself!

I see everything...including that time you and brad were playing dress-up in your moms closet.


Do you happen to have a photo saved of that? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Nice job Allos, how old are you?

That musta been hilarious http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif.



I'll have you know that that was on the night we all got drunk in NY City! And he said I was too scared to do it so I had to 1 up him!

[Sord]

On 2004-03-09 15:12, Allos wrote:


On 2004-03-09 15:05, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2004-03-09 15:00, Prof_Frink wrote:


On 2004-03-09 14:57, Allos wrote:
And by a select few he means Kiz, Guntz, and Uncle Himself!

I see everything...including that time you and brad were playing dress-up in your moms closet.


Do you happen to have a photo saved of that? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Nice job Allos, how old are you?

That musta been hilarious http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif.



I'll have you know that that was on the night we all got drunk in NY City! And he said I was too scared to do it so I had to 1 up him!


So in other words, it was completely your idea http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Daikarin]

On 2004-03-09 14:49, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-03-09 14:12, New Ultimate wrote:
I eventually grew tired of the joke and asked my friend to move along, but then the girl replied:

- You're ugly.



Ouch.



Actually, it was rather funny http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Bradicus]

On 2004-03-09 15:00, Prof_Frink wrote:


On 2004-03-09 14:57, Allos wrote:
And by a select few he means Kiz, Guntz, and Uncle Himself!



I see everything...including that time you and brad were playing dress-up in your moms closet.


O_o he sees me when i'm sleeping, he knows when i'm awake.

That wasn't me, i was playing with my easybake oven.

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-03-09 18:21, Bradicus wrote:
O_o he sees me when i'm sleeping, he knows when i'm awake.

That wasn't me, i was playing with my easybake oven.



Yea, the easybake oven you STOLE from UNCLE! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

[geewj]

Ah yes, your first passion. But once you found that a five watt lightbuld could not fuel your desire to bake, you took up prancing, seeing it as the next best thing...for some reason.

[Cowboy]

On 2004-03-09 18:28, Prof_Frink wrote:
Ah yes, your first passion.



I remember my first..um...passion..yeah..

Sigh, never knew funnels could be so much fun...

[Bradicus]

On 2004-03-09 18:28, Prof_Frink wrote:
Ah yes, your first passion. But once you found that a five watt lightbuld could not fuel your desire to bake, you took up prancing, seeing it as the next best thing...for some reason.


Twas the way of things in my time.

Not smart enough to be a doctor? Bake!

Can't find a more powerful lightbulb? Prance!

I guess i'm just old fashioned that way...

And uncle- we traded it fair and square for a box of bran flakes XP

[Sord]

My sisters have gone through three of those things http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Outrider]

On 2004-03-09 18:47, Sord wrote:
My sisters have gone through three of those things http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Bran flakes?

[_Ted_]

On 2004-03-09 20:23, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-03-09 18:47, Sord wrote:
My sisters have gone through three of those things http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Bran flakes?



Don't those cause massive brain hemorrhaging?

[Amiadon]

Noe, whaart aere yoouu taklign aboout? I attte zem ebery dray und luek hoew Iu truned otu!

[Allos]

On 2004-03-09 21:09, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-03-09 20:23, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-03-09 18:47, Sord wrote:
My sisters have gone through three of those things http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Bran flakes?



Don't those cause massive brain hemorrhaging?



And they make you fart!

[Ness]

On 2004-03-09 12:43, Sounomi wrote:
XD I wish I was there to see that.



Ditto.


It reminds me of the time my best friends little sister went postal on me for not believing a story that she made up. I gave her the most evil look I had ever given anyone in my life and she ran away screaming. My best friend started cracking up.

[Noobliterator]

hilarity ensues

I've found it's more fun if you cook over a 300 watt bulb
have fun!!!!!!

I wish I was special enough to see my great leader pantless
o well whatever


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[_Ted_]

On 2004-03-10 12:29, Allos wrote:


On 2004-03-09 21:09, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-03-09 20:23, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-03-09 18:47, Sord wrote:
My sisters have gone through three of those things http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Bran flakes?



Don't those cause massive brain hemorrhaging?



And they make you fart!



and if you microwave them, they turn in giant cookies!

[Solstis]

Better than brain worms.

[_Ted_]

Geez, if I had a nickel for every one of those that i've had then I'd have 32 cents...

[BogusKun]

On 2004-03-09 12:40, Allos wrote:
I was walking home from the bus stop, and my walk takes me by the local elementary school. The after school kids were all outside doing various things. A group of 4 4th or 5th grade kids were making fun of me by the fence, and they thought I couldn't hear them.

So as I walked by I flicked em off. They said, "Fuck you too, you chicken!" Keep in mind that being so young their voices are very high, adding to the hilarity. I said, "Grow into your balls before you start taunting me kid." They asked if I would like to fight them (I wouldn't fight them anyway, as I'm postive I could seriously injure one of em). But that aside I dropped my bag and my books, and started climbing the 6 foot fence.

I have never heard a higher pitched scream or seen little kids run so fast in my life. It was so funny.



^ The Best...

Happened to meh, but see meh do it different.
I wait until something cool happens like...
Meh, these 3 porky little kids (brothers) were always making fun of me because I'm like mixed. And they would call me tan skin and all these other racial remarks. So one time their baby-sitter left them alone a couple minutes and their apartment got caught on fire... It was the best, but my cousin (who lived on the second floor on their left side) lost his apartment, too. But they moved in a better one free...

For the kids... well they got kicked out with no home, lost all their toys and whatnots, owed a shit load of money they couldn't afford. And since they're parents were not citizens, they were forced back to Mexico... with a broke down car. I was on the news and said "Baby-sitter left them alone again, and it lead to this... destruction"... Looked like a dragon took a bite out of their apartment.

When I saw them I laughed at them and said "HAHAHA U R PWNED! GO BACK TO MEXICO! YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED NOOB!"

(Note: Okay I overexaggerated... I didn't say PWNED or Noob, but I wish I did.)

Of course like Allos, I didn't bother fighting them when they asked me to simply for the fact I'm far older than them.

To those Kids... Good Luck in Life in Mexico! ...With no money.