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Uncle_bob
Mar 12, 2004, 06:30 PM
Son: Don't touch me there, mommy!
Mommy: Stop crossing your legs, son! *slap*

_Ted_
Mar 12, 2004, 06:35 PM
Welcome to the "Bad Touch" Hour here in FKL. UncleBob will be your host for today!

Cowboy
Mar 12, 2004, 06:37 PM
http://www.eplumsystem.com/wallp1/borderline.jpg

Bradicus
Mar 12, 2004, 06:55 PM
Dad: get away from my son!
Uncle: Get offa mah sac!

Amiadon
Mar 12, 2004, 08:51 PM
On 2004-03-12 15:37, Tracon wrote:
http://www.eplumsystem.com/wallp1/borderline.jpg




Ok, what the hell?

Cowboy
Mar 12, 2004, 09:18 PM
hopefully someone will think enough to figure out what i meant

Ketchup345
Mar 12, 2004, 09:21 PM
*in a Homer Simpson Voice*: Hmmmm, doughnuts... *drools*

Amiadon
Mar 12, 2004, 09:25 PM
[bumpkin voice] Uhhh... I dun get it... Cleatus! Come over har and help mama wit this pictuuuure... [/bumpkin voice]

Robo47
Mar 12, 2004, 11:07 PM
On 2004-03-12 18:25, Amiadon wrote:
[bumpkin voice] Uhhh... I dun get it... Cleatus! Come over har and help mama wit this heir pichure... [/bumpkin voice]



You made a mistake. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Cowboy
Mar 12, 2004, 11:12 PM
..*look of shamefulness*...

Amiadon
Mar 12, 2004, 11:15 PM
On 2004-03-12 20:12, Tracon wrote:
..*look of shamefulness*...



Robo's right, y'know...

COME 'ERE! I'M GONNA STICK IT IN!

Robo47
Mar 12, 2004, 11:34 PM
Here! Lemme help!

*takes the GBA SP recharger ina plugs it into the wall*

There, all done!

Ness
Mar 13, 2004, 08:31 AM
......

Uncle_bob
Mar 13, 2004, 11:03 AM
Son: Mommy, what are you doing?!
Mommy: Having fun, now shut up son! STOP KICKING!

Ness
Mar 13, 2004, 03:28 PM
Sicko.

Blitzkommando
Mar 13, 2004, 03:51 PM
This thread reminds me off all of those, "You might be a redneck if..." books.

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Uncle_bob
Mar 13, 2004, 04:21 PM
On 2004-03-13 12:28, Ness wrote:
Sicko.



Pedophobe. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Daikarin
Mar 13, 2004, 05:32 PM
On the phone:

Deeds: WAZUUUPPPPP!!!
60-year-old Dad: WAZUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!

(After an hour, they start to talk)

Deeds: Your son has used inproper language in front of a lady.
60-year-old Dad (taking off belt): I'll show him some manners, dont you worry.
30-year-old son: NO DADDY NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 11elevenhundredhundredelevenone

Cowboy
Mar 13, 2004, 05:38 PM
Off topic, but this is fkl anyways; isnt it freaky how much Jason Biggs looks like Adam Sandler.

Noobliterator
Mar 13, 2004, 06:43 PM
ummmmmmmmmm yeah right whatever

Cowboy
Mar 13, 2004, 07:35 PM
-pets you-

Blitzkommando
Mar 13, 2004, 08:20 PM
On 2004-03-13 16:35, Tracon wrote:
-pets you-



*Rubby Rappy gives Tracon a Rubby*

Amiadon
Mar 13, 2004, 09:36 PM
I AM THE EVERPUSSY! FEAR MY WRATH OF THE FALLEN! PRAY TO ME! PRAY TO YOUR LORD! SAY ME NAME! SAY IT! SAY IT, BITCH!

Noobliterator
Mar 13, 2004, 09:50 PM
On 2004-03-13 16:35, Tracon wrote:
-pets you-


-purrs-

Ketchup345
Mar 13, 2004, 09:52 PM
On 2004-03-13 12:51, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:
This thread reminds me off all of those, "You might be a redneck if..." books.


Blue Collar Comedy Tour is hilarious. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Blitzkommando
Mar 14, 2004, 01:11 PM
On 2004-03-13 18:36, Amiadon wrote:
I AM THE EVERPUSSY! FEAR MY WRATH OF THE FALLEN! PRAY TO ME! PRAY TO YOUR LORD! SAY ME NAME! SAY IT! SAY IT, BITCH!


Octopussy was better. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif