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Uncle_bob
Mar 26, 2004, 06:18 PM
Women: They go out to shop.
Men: They go out to buy things.

Scejntjynahl
Mar 26, 2004, 06:22 PM
Women: Built in Air Bags
Men: Third leg.



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Uncle_bob
Mar 26, 2004, 06:25 PM
On 2004-03-26 15:22, Furankunichan wrote:
Women: Built in Air Bags
Men: Third leg.



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Not all of them. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Sagasu
Mar 26, 2004, 06:25 PM
Women: Use ladies bathrooms
Men: Use ladies bathrooms http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Scejntjynahl
Mar 26, 2004, 06:41 PM
Women: Become old = hag
Men: Become old = distinguished.

Daikarin
Mar 26, 2004, 06:44 PM
"Women be shoppin'"

Sef
Mar 26, 2004, 07:31 PM
Women: They make 'em smell like roses
Men: They make 'em smell like, "Woah...3 bean taco with cheese!"

HUnewearl_Meira
Mar 26, 2004, 07:35 PM
Women: Think about how it looks.
Men: Think about how it works.
Boys: Think about how to break it.

anwserman
Mar 26, 2004, 07:37 PM
Girls: Think how to play house with it.

Sorry, blatant stereotype. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

HUnewearl_Meira
Mar 26, 2004, 07:38 PM
On 2004-03-26 16:37, anwserman wrote:
Sorry, blatant stereotype. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif



Isn't that kinda what this thread is all about?

Uncle_bob
Mar 26, 2004, 07:44 PM
On 2004-03-26 16:38, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:


On 2004-03-26 16:37, anwserman wrote:
Sorry, blatant stereotype. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif



Isn't that kinda what this thread is all about?



Not really, Uncle just posted it to say that women shop and men buy things. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

PaleKid15
Mar 26, 2004, 08:39 PM
Men: want women (most of us)
Women: want men to want them and call us pigs when we acknowlege the fact that we want them

Sagasu
Mar 26, 2004, 10:48 PM
*figure out how to break into fort knox* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Bradicus
Mar 26, 2004, 11:17 PM
boys- give wedgies
girls- give eating disorders

Soukosa
Mar 26, 2004, 11:20 PM
Quite a sexist thread here.

If you know what's good for you, you'll stay away from me. I'm a sexist's worst nightmare http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Bradicus
Mar 26, 2004, 11:22 PM
On 2004-03-26 20:20, Sounomi wrote:
Quite a sexist thread here.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

thats the point (now anyway)

Soukosa
Mar 26, 2004, 11:27 PM
On 2004-03-26 20:22, Bradicus wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

thats the point (now anyway)

I'm quite anti-sexist.

Bradicus
Mar 26, 2004, 11:29 PM
On 2004-03-26 20:27, Sounomi wrote:


On 2004-03-26 20:22, Bradicus wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

thats the point (now anyway)

I'm quite anti-sexist.


you would be hard pressed to find an intelligent person who is not.

Soukosa
Mar 26, 2004, 11:32 PM
On 2004-03-26 20:29, Bradicus wrote:


On 2004-03-26 20:27, Sounomi wrote:


On 2004-03-26 20:22, Bradicus wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

thats the point (now anyway)

I'm quite anti-sexist.

you would be hard pressed to find an intelligent person who is not.

Maybe, but there are those that can't fit into either stereo type, no matter how hard you try.

geewj
Mar 26, 2004, 11:33 PM
On 2004-03-26 20:27, Sounomi wrote:
I'm quite anti-sexist.



I wish you'd be a quiet anti-sexist.

(Just kidding! It was the joke, not you. I would have said it to my mom too, and probably have too)

But seriously, don't let this thread get too sexist or I'll have to...do something. Hmm, I really need to work on my menacing threats.

Bradicus
Mar 26, 2004, 11:33 PM
On 2004-03-26 20:32, Sounomi wrote:
Maybe, but there are those that can't fit into either stereo type, no matter how hard you try.


Agreed.

_Ted_
Mar 26, 2004, 11:37 PM
On 2004-03-26 20:33, Prof_Frink wrote:


On 2004-03-26 20:27, Sounomi wrote:
I'm quite anti-sexist.



Hmm, I really need to work on my menacing threats.



You should learn to make one of your eyes bug out when you get anrgy, and you can snarl and foam at the mouth too.

geewj
Mar 26, 2004, 11:40 PM
Men- The purpose of a man is to love a woman

Women- The purpose of a woman is to love her man

Soukosa
Mar 26, 2004, 11:42 PM
On 2004-03-26 20:40, Prof_Frink wrote:
Men- The purpose of a man is to love a woman

Women- The purpose of a woman is to love her man

Not for all.

_Ted_
Mar 26, 2004, 11:42 PM
On 2004-03-26 20:40, Prof_Frink wrote:
Men- The purpose of a man is to love a woman

Women- The purpose of a woman is to love her man



Then which one gets to be the bowling champion of the family?

geewj
Mar 26, 2004, 11:43 PM
"The Game of Love" anyone? -_-

anwserman
Mar 26, 2004, 11:43 PM
On 2004-03-26 20:40, Prof_Frink wrote:
Men- The purpose of a man is to love a woman

Women- The purpose of a woman is to love her man



I'm fucked... damn.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Outrider
Mar 26, 2004, 11:49 PM
Men - Play videogames.
Women - Can't do anything right. *runs*

Soukosa
Mar 26, 2004, 11:50 PM
On 2004-03-26 20:49, Outrider wrote:
Bored people - Play videogames.
Outrider - Can't do anything right.

Bradicus
Mar 26, 2004, 11:56 PM
Buh-Zing!

Uncle_bob
Mar 27, 2004, 12:39 AM
Uncle - Uncle
Women - Uncle's niece

Soukosa
Mar 27, 2004, 12:42 AM
On 2004-03-26 21:39, Uncle_bob wrote:
Uncle - Uncle
Someone I feel sorry for - Uncle's niece

Robo47
Mar 27, 2004, 11:56 AM
Sounomi - Doesn't realize this whole thread isn't serious

Robo47 - Has been in FKL long enough to where he thinks nothing of this thread

decswxaqz
Mar 27, 2004, 12:21 PM
Woman, without her, man is nothing.

Woman without her man, is nothing.

Aunt_Betty
Mar 27, 2004, 12:47 PM
On 2004-03-26 21:39, Uncle_bob wrote:
Uncle - Uncle
Women - Uncle's niece

Uncle-Enjoy
Aunt-Very enjoy.

Outrider
Mar 27, 2004, 02:46 PM
Men - We are teh roxor.
Women - I guess they're cool, I mean, you know, they cook for us and stuff. *runs away again*

navci
Mar 27, 2004, 04:08 PM
On 2004-03-26 15:18, Uncle_bob wrote:
Women: They go out to shop.
Men: They go out to buy things.


Completely random. But let me share a little story. Once navi was out with a female friend who like to shop. It was winter and everyone was in big thick jacket. After the millionth run to shop and check stuff out navi was tired and getting kinda helpless. Female friend wanted to try a few things out, dumped her winter jacket, jacket, scarfs and handbags etc on navi. As navi stands helplessly outside of the dressing room navi noticed a bunch of men around, all holding a bunch of stuff like navi does. One of the man asked if navi wants to sit down, navi thanked him and said it is quite okay. Then everyone in the room exchanged an understanding look with navi.

Bizarre.

SpikeOtacon
Mar 27, 2004, 04:13 PM
Boy from the movie 'Kindergarden Cop' said:
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Outrider
Mar 27, 2004, 04:19 PM
Girls use the bathrooms with the pink walls.
Guys have the blue walls.

I learned that one in elementary school!

Uncle_bob
Mar 27, 2004, 04:25 PM
On 2004-03-27 13:13, SpikeOtacon wrote:


Boy from the movie 'Kindergarden Cop' said:
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



10 Bonus points on your next test for using a Kindergarten Cop quote.

Hrith
Mar 27, 2004, 04:37 PM
On 2004-03-27 09:21, decswxaqz wrote:
Woman, without her, man is nothing.

Woman without her man, is nothing.
Best reply in this thread http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif (Frink's "quiet anti-sexist was good, too) had me laugh a good time, I'll keep it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

decswxaqz
Mar 28, 2004, 11:11 AM
Doubt time someone quoted that and said it was good =/. I've been looking everywhere to post that ^_^v.

*deletes accounts on hundreds of message boards*

LollipopLolita
Mar 28, 2004, 11:47 AM
Myth: Women are all whores, men are all bastards.
Fact: There are plenty of non-whores out there for you non-bastards.

Cowboy
Mar 28, 2004, 12:32 PM
Women-There are none on the internet http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Ness
Mar 28, 2004, 12:40 PM
Lies

Women tell the biggest lies, men tell the most lies.

Man: "I was at Jon's house last night!"
Woman: "It's your baby!"

Cowboy
Mar 28, 2004, 12:44 PM
Man titties dont look as good as women boobies.



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LollipopLolita
Mar 28, 2004, 01:01 PM
if you turn off the lights, no one can tell though cowbow, so feel away

Cowboy
Mar 28, 2004, 01:15 PM
I would, but my pecks are too muscular for them to be man boobs. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

dylcool
Mar 28, 2004, 04:07 PM
Men - job is to work, play sports, do manly things
Women - job is to cook, and clean, and make things pink

+

Women - Cannot drive
Men - can drive, unless you are Greg, my brother

Cowboy
Mar 28, 2004, 04:39 PM
I hope you are joking...

Blitzkommando
Mar 28, 2004, 04:58 PM
On 2004-03-28 13:39, Cowboy-Duggie wrote:
I hope you are joking...


You should have posted just 2 minutes earlier...

*poke of http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif*

Outrider
Mar 28, 2004, 06:57 PM
That's low, Dyl.