_Ted_ May Be Dead on his bed

[Pancake]

_Ted_ May Be Dead on his bed
A guy hated him with the name Jhun
He shot off his head
With a gun
The Bullet was Lead
The gunner had fun
He then shed
Then killed his sun
Out were the Feds
Jhun ate a Bun
He Finally Fled
The Feds

[_Ted_]

Does this mean that someone is going to hunt me down, kill me, and then escape to Cuba under the Alias Jhun?

[Pancake]

They already did...In the future *Cues Freeky Music*

[Firocket1690]

On 2004-04-02 20:31, _Ted_ wrote:
Does this mean that someone is going to hunt me down, kill me, and then escape to Cuba under the Alias Jhun?

... with Ted's airline too.
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-02 21:02, Firocket1690 wrote:


On 2004-04-02 20:31, _Ted_ wrote:
Does this mean that someone is going to hunt me down, kill me, and then escape to Cuba under the Alias Jhun?

... with Ted's airline too.
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Now that would just be plain Sadistic.

[Mixfortune]

Now that would just be plane Sadistic.

[Amiadon]

Hmmm... this is bad news.

*Calls off assasins*


There we go.

[Blitzkommando]

mmm... I like sadism...

[Mixfortune]

Likism makes me sad.

[_Ted_]

Alright, all this talk of killing me is starting to make me paranoid. I might have to sleep with the lights on tonight........and with a loaded shotgun in my hands

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-04-02 23:30, _Ted_ wrote:
Alright, all this talk of killing me is starting to make me paranoid. I might have to sleep with the lights on tonight........and with a loaded shotgun in my hands



They are hiding in the shotgun and lightswitch.

[Blitzkommando]

On 2004-04-02 23:30, _Ted_ wrote:
Alright, all this talk of killing me is starting to make me paranoid. I might have to sleep with the lights on tonight........and with a loaded shotgun in my hands


Did I mention I like sadism?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: BLITZKOMMANDO on 2004-04-02 23:33 ]</font>

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-04-02 23:32, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:30, _Ted_ wrote:
Alright, all this talk of killing me is starting to make me paranoid. I might have to sleep with the lights on tonight........and with a loaded shotgun in my hands


Did I mention I like sadism?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: BLITZKOMMANDO on 2004-04-02 23:33 ]</font>


No. Mention it again.

[Blitzkommando]

On 2004-04-02 23:35, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:32, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:30, _Ted_ wrote:
Alright, all this talk of killing me is starting to make me paranoid. I might have to sleep with the lights on tonight........and with a loaded shotgun in my hands


Did I mention I like sadism?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: BLITZKOMMANDO on 2004-04-02 23:33 ]</font>


No. Mention it again.


Ok. I like sadism.

[Blitzkommando]

On 2004-04-02 23:39, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:37, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:35, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:32, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:30, _Ted_ wrote:
Alright, all this talk of killing me is starting to make me paranoid. I might have to sleep with the lights on tonight........and with a loaded shotgun in my hands


Did I mention I like sadism?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: BLITZKOMMANDO on 2004-04-02 23:33 ]</font>


No. Mention it again.


Ok. I like sadism.



You guys are going to hell for this!


Hell is the idea of sadism.

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-02 23:37, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:35, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:32, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:30, _Ted_ wrote:
Alright, all this talk of killing me is starting to make me paranoid. I might have to sleep with the lights on tonight........and with a loaded shotgun in my hands


Did I mention I like sadism?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: BLITZKOMMANDO on 2004-04-02 23:33 ]</font>


No. Mention it again.


Ok. I like sadism.



You guys are going to hell for this!

[Pancake]

On 2004-04-02 23:39, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:37, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:35, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:32, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:30, _Ted_ wrote:
Alright, all this talk of killing me is starting to make me paranoid. I might have to sleep with the lights on tonight........and with a loaded shotgun in my hands


Did I mention I like sadism?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: BLITZKOMMANDO on 2004-04-02 23:33 ]</font>


No. Mention it again.


Ok. I like sadism.



You guys are going to hell for this!



http://www.nih.gov/od/ors/dps/police/graphics/fbi.gif

This is the FBI, after long investigation Jhule did not kill his so but you did...You have the right to remain silent _Ted_. You will get a fair trial undger Judge Frink

[Blitzkommando]

On 2004-04-02 23:42, Creinus_Man wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:39, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:37, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:35, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:32, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:30, _Ted_ wrote:
Alright, all this talk of killing me is starting to make me paranoid. I might have to sleep with the lights on tonight........and with a loaded shotgun in my hands


Did I mention I like sadism?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: BLITZKOMMANDO on 2004-04-02 23:33 ]</font>


No. Mention it again.


Ok. I like sadism.



You guys are going to hell for this!



http://www.nih.gov/od/ors/dps/police/graphics/fbi.gif

This is the FBI, after long investigation Jhule did not kill his so but you did...You have the right to remain silent _Ted_. You will get a fair trial undger Judge Judy

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-02 23:42, Creinus_Man wrote:


http://www.nih.gov/od/ors/dps/police/graphics/fbi.gif

This is the FBI, after long investigation Jhule did not kill his so but you did...You have the right to remain silent _Ted_. You will get a fair trial undger Judge Frink



Crap! Do you think they'll find out about the elevator murders?

[Blitzkommando]

On 2004-04-02 23:49, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-04-02 23:42, Creinus_Man wrote:


http://www.nih.gov/od/ors/dps/police/graphics/fbi.gif

This is the FBI, after long investigation Jhule did not kill his so but you did...You have the right to remain silent _Ted_. You will get a fair trial undger Judge Judy


Crap! Do you think they'll find out about the elevator murders?


Since she is your judge, yes.

[Mixfortune]

_Ted_, you are now officially the breaker of the OverQuotes.

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-02 23:52, Mixfortune wrote:
_Ted_, you are now officially the breaker of the OverQuotes.



I do what I can.

[Pancake]

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/photos/inside/offlede/judge_judy149w210h_insidesmall_022603.jpg http://www.sterlinginn.com/chene/images/judy.h1.jpg http://www.gao.gov/about/history/elevator.jpg
http://images.usatoday.com/news/health/spotlight/_photos/2002-03-18-judge-judy-inside.jpg http://www.angelfire.com/ny4/roar/images/judy.jpg http://www.uaw.org/solidarity/rnews/r1/01/pics/r1q4_2.jpg


Judge Judy Says
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BREAK THE QUOTE COUNT! AND YOU SOLD YOUR TED(tm) AIRPLANE STOCK WITH FURTHER NOTICE! AND DON'T YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE ELEVATOR MURDERS!



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Creinus_Man on 2004-04-03 00:06 ]</font>

[_Ted_]

I'm going to bed now. If I wake up and see a assassin, Judge Judy, or a guy wearing a pink dress standing over me, then I will shoot them. Got that?!

[Amiadon]

Go ahead. They are expendable.


Uh... I mean... I told you I called them off!

[Zaneatron]

_Ted_ rhymes with _Fred_ http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Saiffy]

I dont get it

[Sef]

What about "_Ed_"?

And if _Ted_ will be dead...will he have a fork in his head?

[Sord]

*begins to blast this thread to hell, before remembering this is hell*