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Sord
Apr 3, 2004, 12:17 AM
Welcome to Sord's Rectangle and Midgets. Here we supply you for a price with various rectangles and midgets. We have an abundance of diffrent triangles, as well as midgets suited for several diffrent types of jobs (even ones that could take Kiz's place.) For midgets, give us as much description as you want, and we will do our best to find a match or a midget as close to it ass possible. Remember, some midgets only accept rectangles as payment, so make sure you buy some on your way out, and have a nice dad http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
We love to see you smirk
FOAtHeart
Apr 3, 2004, 12:25 AM
luuk ob shaaem
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_Ted_
Apr 3, 2004, 12:26 AM
Can I order two midgets, the smallest you have, I don't care what they look like, and make them to go....perfect, I was getting little bored of just sticking goldfish in blenders...Ahem, I mean, I am in desperite need of small people to uhhhhhhh....help at work?
Sord
Apr 3, 2004, 12:48 AM
On 2004-04-02 21:26, _Ted_ wrote:
Can I order two midgets, the smallest you have, I don't care what they look like, and make them to go....perfect, I was getting little bored of just sticking goldfish in blenders...Ahem, I mean, I am in desperite need of small people to uhhhhhhh....help at work?
Okat, in that case, we'll give you the "Blonde Twig Bros." They are the smallest we got, blonde hair, extremely skinny, also twins. Keep in mind they have been in rehab for cutting themselves.
*gets the midgets from the storage room midget shroom room and send them off with Ted...after collecting @150*
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FOAtHeart
Apr 3, 2004, 12:50 AM
On 2004-04-02 21:48, Sord wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:26, _Ted_ wrote:
Can I order two midgets, the smallest you have, I don't care what they look like, and make them to go....perfect, I was getting little bored of just sticking goldfish in blenders...Ahem, I mean, I am in desperite need of small people to uhhhhhhh....help at work?
Okat, in that case, we'll give you the "Blonde Twig Bros." They are the smallest we got, blonde hair, extremely skinny, also twins. Keep in mind they have been in rehab for cutting themselves.
*gets the midgets from the storage room midget shroom room and send them off with Ted...after collecting @150*
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THE DISH IS A DISEASE! Twig Bros.? wtf?!
Sord
Apr 3, 2004, 12:59 AM
On 2004-04-02 21:50, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:48, Sord wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:26, _Ted_ wrote:
Can I order two midgets, the smallest you have, I don't care what they look like, and make them to go....perfect, I was getting little bored of just sticking goldfish in blenders...Ahem, I mean, I am in desperite need of small people to uhhhhhhh....help at work?
Okat, in that case, we'll give you the "Blonde Twig Bros." They are the smallest we got, blonde hair, extremely skinny, also twins. Keep in mind they have been in rehab for cutting themselves.
*gets the midgets from the storage room midget shroom room and send them off with Ted...after collecting @150*
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THE DISH IS A DISEASE! Twig Bros.? wtf?!
first, what dish?
second, twig = super skinny
FOAtHeart
Apr 3, 2004, 01:02 AM
On 2004-04-02 21:59, Sord wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:50, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:48, Sord wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:26, _Ted_ wrote:
Can I order two midgets, the smallest you have, I don't care what they look like, and make them to go....perfect, I was getting little bored of just sticking goldfish in blenders...Ahem, I mean, I am in desperite need of small people to uhhhhhhh....help at work?
Okat, in that case, we'll give you the "Blonde Twig Bros." They are the smallest we got, blonde hair, extremely skinny, also twins. Keep in mind they have been in rehab for cutting themselves.
*gets the midgets from the storage room midget shroom room and send them off with Ted...after collecting @150*
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THE DISH IS A DISEASE! Twig Bros.? wtf?!
first, what dish?
second, twig = super skinny
didn't you see the commercial? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!
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Sord
Apr 3, 2004, 01:06 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:02, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:59, Sord wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:50, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:48, Sord wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:26, _Ted_ wrote:
Can I order two midgets, the smallest you have, I don't care what they look like, and make them to go....perfect, I was getting little bored of just sticking goldfish in blenders...Ahem, I mean, I am in desperite need of small people to uhhhhhhh....help at work?
Okat, in that case, we'll give you the "Blonde Twig Bros." They are the smallest we got, blonde hair, extremely skinny, also twins. Keep in mind they have been in rehab for cutting themselves.
*gets the midgets from the storage room midget shroom room and send them off with Ted...after collecting @150*
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sord on 2004-04-02 21:49 ]</font>
THE DISH IS A DISEASE! Twig Bros.? wtf?!
first, what dish?
second, twig = super skinny
didn't you see the commercial? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: FOAtHeart on 2004-04-02 22:03 ]</font>
i don't whach TV to often anymore, i spend more time on the PC
and there is currently nothing in my wallet as anything that goes there is isntantly teleported to my vault at the bank, i just keep it for style
FOAtHeart
Apr 3, 2004, 01:09 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:06, Sord wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:02, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:59, Sord wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:50, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:48, Sord wrote:
On 2004-04-02 21:26, _Ted_ wrote:
Can I order two midgets, the smallest you have, I don't care what they look like, and make them to go....perfect, I was getting little bored of just sticking goldfish in blenders...Ahem, I mean, I am in desperite need of small people to uhhhhhhh....help at work?
Okat, in that case, we'll give you the "Blonde Twig Bros." They are the smallest we got, blonde hair, extremely skinny, also twins. Keep in mind they have been in rehab for cutting themselves.
*gets the midgets from the storage room midget shroom room and send them off with Ted...after collecting @150*
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sord on 2004-04-02 21:49 ]</font>
THE DISH IS A DISEASE! Twig Bros.? wtf?!
first, what dish?
second, twig = super skinny
didn't you see the commercial? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: FOAtHeart on 2004-04-02 22:03 ]</font>
i don't whach TV to often anymore, i spend more time on the PC
and there is currently nothing in my wallet as anything that goes there is isntantly teleported to my vault at the bank, i just keep it for style
I'm gonna beat you with a midget now. *puts on gloves*
_Ted_
Apr 3, 2004, 01:11 AM
"I hope Sord has a capital one card." (Barbarians flood into Sord's house)
"Whats in your wallet?!"
FOAtHeart
Apr 3, 2004, 01:15 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:11, _Ted_ wrote:
"I hope Sord has a capital one card." (Barbarians flood into Sord's house)
"Whats in your wallet?!"
*tears up* finally! one who understands! *gives _Ted_ 1 bajillion @*
_Ted_
Apr 3, 2004, 01:16 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:15, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:11, _Ted_ wrote:
"I hope Sord has a capital one card." (Barbarians flood into Sord's house)
"Whats in your wallet?!"
*tears up* finally! one who understands! *gives _Ted_ 1 bajillion @*
Great! Pays Sord his measely 150@ for the two midgets!
Sord
Apr 3, 2004, 01:20 AM
<--------------other than his @ he just got, is tottally lost @_@
FOAtHeart
Apr 3, 2004, 01:20 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:16, _Ted_ wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:15, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:11, _Ted_ wrote:
"I hope Sord has a capital one card." (Barbarians flood into Sord's house)
"Whats in your wallet?!"
*tears up* finally! one who understands! *gives _Ted_ 1 bajillion @*
Great!*Pays Sord his measely 150@ for the two midgets!*
U MUZT YOOZ TEH ASSTERISKZ!
_Ted_
Apr 3, 2004, 01:22 AM
By my calculations that leaves me with enough @s to cover the surface of the earth in in 40 meters of @s!
Sord
Apr 3, 2004, 01:22 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:20, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:16, _Ted_ wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:15, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:11, _Ted_ wrote:
"I hope Sord has a capital one card." (Barbarians flood into Sord's house)
"Whats in your wallet?!"
*tears up* finally! one who understands! *gives _Ted_ 1 bajillion @*
Great!*Pays Sord his measely 150@ for the two midgets!*
U MUZT YOOZ TEH ASSTERISKZ!
in this thread that rule doesn't apply
FOAtHeart
Apr 3, 2004, 01:24 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:22, _Ted_ wrote:
By my calculations that leaves me with enough @s to cover the surface of the earth in in 40 meters of @s!
but why don't you bathe in @? or bathe your midgets in @? or totally buy out Sord's stock of midgets and rectangles and throw then at him? so many possibilities......
Sord
Apr 3, 2004, 01:30 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:24, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:22, _Ted_ wrote:
By my calculations that leaves me with enough @s to cover the surface of the earth in in 40 meters of @s!
but why don't you bathe in @? or bathe your midgets in @? or totally buy out Sord's stock of midgets and rectangles and throw then at him? so many possibilities......
midgets possibly, but not triangles cause i'm mass producing them and not selling that part of the company, and the shere amount of @ that would require to buy 51% of my companies stock would be about 99% of his @. Why do you think i can afford to sell slaves services by the hands of midgets?
FOAtHeart
Apr 3, 2004, 01:37 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:30, Sord wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:24, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:22, _Ted_ wrote:
By my calculations that leaves me with enough @s to cover the surface of the earth in in 40 meters of @s!
but why don't you bathe in @? or bathe your midgets in @? or totally buy out Sord's stock of midgets and rectangles and throw then at him? so many possibilities......
midgets possibly, but not triangles cause i'm mass producing them and not selling that part of the company, and the shere amount of @ that would require to buy 51% of my companies stock would be about 99% of his @. Why do you think i can afford to sell slaves services by the hands of midgets?
look uf absolute undeniable shame
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gifx500000000000000
_Ted_
Apr 3, 2004, 01:55 AM
Ahhhhh!
FOAtHeart has the dreaded Sord Syndrome!
FOAtHeart
Apr 3, 2004, 01:57 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:55, _Ted_ wrote:
Ahhhhh!
FOAtHeart has the dreaded Sord Syndrome!
At least you noticed http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Blitzkommando
Apr 3, 2004, 01:59 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:57, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:55, _Ted_ wrote:
Ahhhhh!
FOAtHeart has the dreaded Sord Syndrome!
At least you noticed http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Funky.
_Ted_
Apr 3, 2004, 02:01 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:57, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:55, _Ted_ wrote:
Ahhhhh!
FOAtHeart has the dreaded Sord Syndrome!
At least you noticed http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Why the unhappy face? Sord Syndrome is really only bad if you have a terminal case of it, or it causes you to get the evil (http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/avatar/xzy1.jpg) avatar. I dare not post he avatar, I have no desire to kill innocent children by posting it!
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Blitzkommando
Apr 3, 2004, 02:03 AM
On 2004-04-02 23:01, _Ted_ wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:57, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:55, _Ted_ wrote:
Ahhhhh!
FOAtHeart has the dreaded Sord Syndrome!
At least you noticed http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Why the unhappy face? Sord Syndrome is really only bad if you have a terminal case of it, or it causes you to get the evil (http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/avatar/xzy1.jpg) avatar. I dare not post he avatar, I have no desire to kill innocent children by posting it!
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: _Ted_ on 2004-04-02 23:01 ]</font>
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_Ted_
Apr 3, 2004, 02:05 AM
Blitz,
http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam5.gif
*points to his own avatar*
Hello _Ted_...
Ketchup345
Apr 3, 2004, 09:46 AM
On 2004-04-02 22:15, FOAtHeart wrote:
*tears up* finally! one who understands! *gives _Ted_ 1 bajillion @*
Wait, the FKL Government hasn't even printed that much @ yet, there is only about 30k@ out there.
So what's the gov'ment waiting for?
Ketchup345
Apr 3, 2004, 09:58 AM
On 2004-04-03 06:57, Sef wrote:
So what's the gov'ment waiting for?
Everyone has a 250@ weekly allowance, it prints money as it is given out. No need to deflate the value of the @ by printing @ that is unneeded.
Captain_Bob
Apr 3, 2004, 07:43 PM
What exactly is the exchange rate for @?
FOAtHeart
Apr 3, 2004, 07:48 PM
On 2004-04-03 06:46, Ketchup345 wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:15, FOAtHeart wrote:
*tears up* finally! one who understands! *gives _Ted_ 1 bajillion @*
Wait, the FKL Government hasn't even printed that much @ yet, there is only about 30k@ out there.
I'M AN @ DUPER!!!1
AND IM CLEVAR N FUNNAY!
HAHAS!
Sord
Apr 3, 2004, 08:30 PM
On 2004-04-02 23:01, _Ted_ wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:57, FOAtHeart wrote:
On 2004-04-02 22:55, _Ted_ wrote:
Ahhhhh!
FOAtHeart has the dreaded Sord Syndrome!
At least you noticed http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Why the unhappy face? Sord Syndrome is really only bad if you have a terminal case of it, or it causes you to get the evil (http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/avatar/xzy1.jpg) avatar. I dare not post he avatar, I have no desire to kill innocent children by posting it!
Navi shall probably smite thee with a steel toed clob
Ketchup345
Apr 3, 2004, 09:32 PM
On 2004-04-03 16:43, Captain_Bob wrote:
What exactly is the exchange rate for @?
@ can't be exchanged for any other currency, but is about the equialent of:
$1 US to 3@
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