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Eihwaz
Apr 5, 2004, 01:08 PM
Okay. Flesh-eating, rotting, re-animated corpses are attacking FKL as we speak.

As Head Propagandist of A-DTPA, I must help those who do NOT wish to be consumed by the recently deceased.

Thusly, I will be handing free weapons to everyone. Just name what you want, and it shall be yours. Limit no more than 3 per person.

I choose Katana, .50 Pistol with scope/laser sight, and a .50 sniper rifle. I believe in overkill. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

*waits patiently*
PhotonDrop
Apr 5, 2004, 01:10 PM
I want a Shovel, a 2 calibur Spud Launcher(with 99 spuds), and a Pitbull named Bubba.
Kizaragu
Apr 5, 2004, 01:12 PM
A Big Mac, Supersize fries, A cadbury's cream egg McFlurry and a strawberry milkshake please.
Firocket1690
Apr 5, 2004, 01:18 PM
i want a double gold axe rank in gunbound. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Scejntjynahl
Apr 5, 2004, 01:21 PM
A flame thrower, and a tank with armor piercing ammonution, a couple of grenades, and a butter knife http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
Eihwaz
Apr 5, 2004, 01:30 PM
*gives everyone what they want*

There. Now, fend off the undead.

Oh, Kiz? All that tasty food? It kinda might...ya know...attract zombies?

*watches as the living dead devour Kiz*
Mixfortune
Apr 5, 2004, 01:56 PM
On 2004-04-05 11:30, Eihwaz wrote:
*gives everyone what they want*

There. Now, fend off the undead.

Oh, Kiz? All that tasty food? It kinda might...ya know...attract zombies?

*watches as the living dead devour Kiz*



Dead only eat living, and care not for Fast Food... although the movies make them able to chase down a target in full run by shuffling their feet.

I will take Vandal Armor and Vandal Heart, and a ronbiobobosoa.
Kizaragu
Apr 5, 2004, 02:09 PM
On 2004-04-05 11:30, Eihwaz wrote:
Oh, Kiz? All that tasty food? It kinda might...ya know...attract zombies?

*watches as the living dead devour Kiz*
That was my plan all along see?
I'd eat all the fast food and gain a tremendouse amount of weight.
This would make me a more juicy and easy to spot target for said flesh eating monsters. Allowing me to sacrifice my beautiful (Oh so beautiful) body to them at a crucial moment, allowing you all to escape. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
Allos
Apr 5, 2004, 02:38 PM
Because no one else is considering how heavy all the shit they're asking for will be (except for my home boy, Kiz!) I won't either.


Gimme Desert Eagle, a an M-16 with an M203 attatched, and a pogo stick.
Bradicus
Apr 5, 2004, 02:50 PM
On 2004-04-05 11:18, Firocket1690 wrote:
i want a double gold axe rank in gunbound. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


my shiny new battle axe pwns joo.

anyway, i want an RCP-90, a sharpened toothbrush and a bucket of lard.
SpikeOtacon
Apr 5, 2004, 02:52 PM
...what the....I never attacked...
Blitzkommando
Apr 5, 2004, 04:43 PM
On 2004-04-05 12:52, SpikeOtacon wrote:
...what the....I never attacked...


So?

I want a spacebased laser weapon and proper equipment to use it, 100 Tonnes of weapons grade plutonium, and a Vanilla Coke.
Kuea
Apr 5, 2004, 04:46 PM
I want spikes cigarette, Really big katana and a lipstick lasso.
Uncle_bob
Apr 5, 2004, 04:52 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

*Uncle throws his shotgun on a desk*
Uncle wants an exact copy of this. He also wants a yard stick and Jessie Jackson.
Blitzkommando
Apr 5, 2004, 04:58 PM
On 2004-04-05 14:52, Uncle_bob wrote:
Jessie Jackson.

http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/Other/cf841733.jpg

Closest thing I had on short notice. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



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Mixfortune
Apr 5, 2004, 05:00 PM
How come I knew that was going to happen?

EDIT- Speaking of zombies...
HAR HAR.

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Blitzkommando
Apr 5, 2004, 05:06 PM
On 2004-04-05 15:00, Mixfortune wrote:
How come I knew that was going to happen?

EDIT- Speaking of zombies...
HAR HAR.

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Noooo.... Really? Jacko in FKL? Whoever heard of that?
Sef
Apr 5, 2004, 05:17 PM
I need a donut, a parasol and a nuke.
SpikeOtacon
Apr 5, 2004, 05:19 PM
...
Kuea
Apr 5, 2004, 05:21 PM
well can I have your cigarette?
SpikeOtacon
Apr 5, 2004, 05:24 PM
Perhaps a deal can be made....
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
PhotonDrop
Apr 5, 2004, 05:25 PM
Actually, give me a Super Soaker CPS 2500 filled with Gasoline and a match.

or a math teacher.
Kuea
Apr 5, 2004, 05:28 PM
NOOOOO NOT THE MATH TEACHER NOOOOOO
Sord
Apr 5, 2004, 05:29 PM
a nuke, specifically cause you are doing this under A-DTPA work, and the A-DTPA and DTPA have signed a treaty not to have nukes in FKL, but if you give me one, then your brought it here, and while in your hands, is still under possesion of the A-DTPA and thus making them betray the treaty. Also, if you were to do this as a DTPA member, i would still ask the same, so long as one side betrays the treaty.
SpikeOtacon
Apr 5, 2004, 05:30 PM
...someone....have mercy...
Sord
Apr 5, 2004, 05:32 PM
On 2004-04-05 15:30, SpikeOtacon wrote:
...someone....have mercy...


*burns Spike* well, if he says he's a Zombie, and the reason Zombies eat people that are alive is because they want to either live or die, and they can't die (or apparently become smart enought to kill themselves) i did it for spike http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Allos
Apr 5, 2004, 05:33 PM
On 2004-04-05 15:29, Sord wrote:
a nuke, specifically cause you are doing this under A-DTPA work, and the A-DTPA and DTPA have signed a treaty not to have nukes in FKL, but if you give me one, then your brought it here, and while in your hands, is still under possesion of the A-DTPA and thus making them betray the treaty. Also, if you were to do this as a DTPA member, i would still ask the same, so long as one side betrays the treaty.



Blah, blah, blah....
Sef
Apr 5, 2004, 05:33 PM
Well my nuke is for my living room. The rest I will fend off what I can.
SpikeOtacon
Apr 5, 2004, 05:34 PM
**fire extinguishes itself**...no...i'm a Zombie beacause I CAN'T die. And that hurt, sword. No 'special' magazines for you.
HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 5, 2004, 05:35 PM
Just give me one of those cannons that Dragoon has in his chest, and I'll take care of the whole thing.


...


Albeit, we might have to rebuild FKL afterward.
Eihwaz
Apr 5, 2004, 05:54 PM
Er. Outrider and Spike have a @10,000,000 bounty on their heads. Bring them to me alive...I must torture them until they tell me where they keep the salt.

Now. While the undead overrun FKL, anyone who wishes to survive can follow my private hellicopter to my underground, zombie-proof hideout in the mountains. We need people with good aim. And big guns. Meira, your weapon sounds intriguing. You can come along. DESTORY ALL ZOMEBEHZ!!!1
KaFKa
Apr 5, 2004, 06:02 PM
On 2004-04-05 15:35, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
Just give me one of those cannons that Dragoon has in his chest, and I'll take care of the whole thing.


...


Albeit, we might have to rebuild FKL afterward.


oh. dear. GOD.

you cant be serious meira?


just supply me with a good supply of goats and i'll send out the chupacabra army, my personal collection of tacical nukes, and even my deagle/awp skills
Nai_Calus
Apr 5, 2004, 06:16 PM
I have the Rati Army. Just give the command.


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Sef
Apr 5, 2004, 06:26 PM
We can bring in some Rappys too!

*notices the length of the board*

Woah...
Nai_Calus
Apr 5, 2004, 06:30 PM
On 2004-04-05 16:26, Sef wrote:
We can bring in some Rappys too!

*notices the length of the board*

Woah...



Hmm? It wraps on my screen. :3 Hrm.
Mixfortune
Apr 5, 2004, 06:32 PM
Do us a favor and use some carriage returns.
Blitzkommando
Apr 5, 2004, 06:33 PM
Ugh... not again... Frink, pwn it again!

Meh... Pwn it just for fun. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

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Nai_Calus
Apr 5, 2004, 06:34 PM
On 2004-04-05 16:32, Mixfortune wrote:
Do us a favor and use some carriage returns.



Your wish is my command. It wraps on my screen, as I said. *shrug*
Mixfortune
Apr 5, 2004, 06:35 PM
No problem. Doesn't really matter to me either way, personally :|
Herogod
Apr 5, 2004, 06:43 PM
survive can follow my private hellicopter to my underground, zombie-proof hideout in the mountains.

So you plan to go underground with a helicopter? OK that's fine but... Underground in the mountains? I would like to see this hideout...
Mixfortune
Apr 5, 2004, 06:47 PM
On 2004-04-05 16:43, Herogod wrote:

survive can follow my private hellicopter to my underground, zombie-proof hideout in the mountains.

So you plan to go underground with a helicopter? OK that's fine but... Underground in the mountains? I would like to see this hideout...



That is what I call pwnage...
HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 5, 2004, 06:55 PM
On 2004-04-05 16:16, Ian-KunX wrote:
I have the Rati Army. Just give the command.

{Ratis}



Don't make me dupe Pinky, Ian. Don't make me do it.