View Full Version : The 'Make up a stupid quote' thread
Nai_Calus
Apr 6, 2004, 05:41 AM
Make up a stupid quote. Attributing it to someone you don't like is optional. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
"Some people think outside the box. Me, I just eat the box."
Bradicus
Apr 6, 2004, 06:56 AM
"when the going gets tough, the tough get lip balm"
"If you encounter a bear, muffins"
"I eat Tacos like you for breakfast...! *eats*"
Hrith
Apr 6, 2004, 07:18 AM
Spread Needle is a shoe
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Daikarin
Apr 6, 2004, 08:56 AM
Uncle likes pie.
navci
Apr 6, 2004, 12:52 PM
"I like Rati." - Ian
....
*runs away*
FOAtHeart
Apr 6, 2004, 06:37 PM
"FUNNAY N CLEVAR"-lollipop
"newms are kinda getting old"-navi
teh http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif wacko!
Firocket1690
Apr 6, 2004, 06:48 PM
"tell him ill send him to his shoe-licious death" - navi
....
*runs*
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navci
Apr 6, 2004, 07:01 PM
"My eyes are so seksi." - Firo
Firocket1690
Apr 6, 2004, 07:04 PM
"I make mini banners." ~ navi
navci
Apr 6, 2004, 07:05 PM
"I am so cute in pink mini-skirt" - FOatHeart
edit: Tee Hee
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FOAtHeart
Apr 6, 2004, 07:29 PM
On 2004-04-06 17:05, navi wrote:
"I am so cute in pink" - FOatHeart
I said that once http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
and i meant it
"There comes a time in every man's life where he has to drop his pants and quack."
Pixel_Toa
Apr 6, 2004, 08:26 PM
Eating an apple is like taking an itsy bitsy bite out of Mongolia! Only less sand. And less Mongols. And less yurts.
Bradicus
Apr 6, 2004, 09:00 PM
"Only you can stop Mike Myers"
KodiaX987
Apr 6, 2004, 09:14 PM
"There's no wrong way to eat a Shurikane!"
Sef, your sig is over the limits by exactly 120 bytes. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
BlackRose
Apr 6, 2004, 09:21 PM
Choosy moms (and dads!) choose Biff (http://edit.store.yahoo.com/lib/gonuso-po-images/biff.jpg)!
DOG21313
Apr 6, 2004, 09:49 PM
Fried chicken is friendly! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Mixfortune
Apr 6, 2004, 10:32 PM
"You know, 50 years from now we'll look back and remember these conversations."
"What the hell? Where did that come from?"
"Shut up! I don't know."
"We won't remember them, you know... not these crappy conversations."
"Well, figuratively as a whole..."
Oh damn, made up quotes.
Enyalis_Cho
Apr 6, 2004, 11:01 PM
"When monkeys rain from the sky, be sure to wear sunblock."
Mixfortune
Apr 6, 2004, 11:10 PM
"The goomba keeps harvesting my potatoes"
Lambda
Apr 11, 2004, 11:10 PM
"Only you can prevent forum fires."
I didn't make it up; it was a random webpage title for HBO http://halo.bungie.org/
Zaneatron
Apr 11, 2004, 11:16 PM
"why dont you make like a tree, and leave"
thats from one of the back to the future films, when Bif says it in the diner place. i found it hilarious, but im surprised nobody else laughed (as in people in the film) http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
thinking about it now, its not all the funny, but i kinda get it now, for some reason i hadnt got the leaf thing. but its not like the "make like a banana, and split" gag, thats much better http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
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Eihwaz
Apr 12, 2004, 12:11 AM
"Sato are tasty with teriyaki sauce!" - Ian
"Pringles can be like crack. Except less illegal, and they're not uppers, exactly..."
The second one sucks, doesn't it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
soccerdudegy
Apr 12, 2004, 12:42 AM
Crazy and pointless made up quotes you say...
"Money isn't half as cheap as it used to be"
"My computer is as useful as a condom at mardi gras"
"SOmeday we will realize we need our apendixes to survive. What a mess we'll all be in then"
"Over weight ostriches will doom us all I tell you"
"You put the rack in track"
yes, so at this point my brain has shut down...
Mixfortune
Apr 12, 2004, 02:07 AM
On 2004-04-11 21:16, Zaneatron wrote:
"why dont you make like a tree, and leave"
thats from one of the back to the future films, when Bif says it in the diner place. i found it hilarious, but im surprised nobody else laughed (as in people in the film) http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
thinking about it now, its not all the funny, but i kinda get it now, for some reason i hadnt got the leaf thing. but its not like the "make like a banana, and split" gag, thats much better http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
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I think he said "Make like a tree, and get out of here", which makes no sense whatsoever. "Make like a tree and leaf/leave" is the actual joke, but Biff actually says it incorrectly.
-Luke-
Apr 12, 2004, 02:11 AM
"A penny saved is a penny pwned."
Tu madre
Firocket1690
Apr 12, 2004, 08:24 AM
"I'm not cheating on you, i'm just jacking off in this woman's vagina" ~ Kodia posted some time ago http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Kuea
Apr 12, 2004, 08:30 AM
"stay if you want to get punched 50 times.
run away if you want to get hit with a baseball bat 25 times.
faint if you want this guy to rape you.
do anything else and get shot 12 times.
well which is it?"
Kuea
Apr 12, 2004, 08:41 AM
this one is for the guys
First walk up to a hot girl you don't know and say
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
Lambda
Apr 12, 2004, 09:44 AM
Sometime when I was asleep, -Luke- wrote:
Tu madre
WTF does "Tu Madre" mean? Ever since I heard it as a hidden dialogue snippet from Halo, I've been wondering what it means. That and "Pinche Cabron"..
Herogod
Apr 12, 2004, 12:24 PM
On 2004-04-06 16:37, FOAtHeart wrote:
"FUNNAY N CLEVAR"-lollipop
¬.¬ I'm sure that was Dime wasn't it?
Sef
Apr 12, 2004, 12:32 PM
On 2004-04-12 07:44, Lambda wrote:
Sometime when I was asleep, -Luke- wrote:
Tu madre
WTF does "Tu Madre" mean? Ever since I heard it as a hidden dialogue snippet from Halo, I've been wondering what it means. That and "Pinche Cabron"..
"Your mom"
HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 12, 2004, 01:04 PM
Overheard by a buddy of mine at a party...
"Ah, now that the women are gone, we can speak of MANLY things!"
...
"So, I was scratching my left nut the other day, and I found this weird lump--"
"DUDE! YOU HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER?!?"
"SHUT THE **** UP, MAN! I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT LOSING A ****ING TESTICLE!!!"
Nai_Calus
Apr 12, 2004, 03:06 PM
On 2004-04-12 11:04, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
Overheard by a buddy of mine at a party...
"Ah, now that the women are gone, we can speak of MANLY things!"
...
"So, I was scratching my left nut the other day, and I found this weird lump--"
"DUDE! YOU HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER?!?"
"SHUT THE **** UP, MAN! I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT LOSING A ****ING TESTICLE!!!"
That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard. At least today.
Firocket1690
Apr 12, 2004, 03:10 PM
"This day is the most wonderfullest best best best wonderful best wonderful academy award day ever!" ~ navis pink boi http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Firocket1690
Apr 12, 2004, 03:19 PM
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.
- First Law of Applied Terror
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
- Second Law of Applied Terror
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
- Third Law of Applied Terror
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
- Fourth Law of Applied Terror
The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
- Corollary to the Fourth Law of Applied Terror
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
- Fifth Law of Applied Terror
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
- Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terror
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Wyndham
Apr 12, 2004, 03:34 PM
"RARGH!"~Gibbles
" '5 ways to smoke a cig' the MOVIE?!?!"~some guy.
"..."~me
anwserman
Apr 12, 2004, 03:48 PM
Cry me a river and drown in it.
Solstis
Apr 12, 2004, 03:56 PM
"I am amazed by the potent fertilization of your brain."
*@$% head
"You are about as exciting as a dead rock."
-me
"WHEEE! NEW SIG TIME!"
-anwserman
"WHEE!" (in general)
-Navi's Pink Boi over there
"WHEE!"
-(me cratering in CoD/Getting killed in any game in a stupid manner)
[Edit]: Those really sucked, didn't they? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif
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Sord
Apr 12, 2004, 05:59 PM
......
Solstis
Apr 12, 2004, 06:08 PM
On 2004-04-12 15:59, Sord wrote:
...
Now it's a Ness quote.
Sord
Apr 12, 2004, 06:16 PM
On 2004-04-12 16:08, Solstis wrote:
On 2004-04-12 15:59, Sord wrote:
...
Now it's a Ness quote.
I'm pretty sure ness owns the six dotted one
*rave*<---- my fav
Solstis
Apr 12, 2004, 06:46 PM
On 2004-04-12 16:16, Sord wrote:
On 2004-04-12 16:08, Solstis wrote:
On 2004-04-12 15:59, Sord wrote:
......
Now it's a Ness quote.
I'm pretty sure ness owns the six dotted one
*rave*<---- my fav
Ah...... oops.
Robo47
Apr 12, 2004, 07:58 PM
"RAPPYS!"
"This isn't Burger King, so you cant have it your way."
"kupo!"
"*my old sig quote*"
Mixfortune
Apr 12, 2004, 08:29 PM
Taken from Diablo II:
A killed B
C killed A
A killed C
A- "omg i kiled u all you noobs!"
A killed B
A- "noobs losin'. damn noobs"
(continues for a few minutes)
D (me)- "If everyone you kill is automatically labelled a 'noob', does that mean that you can only beat noobs?"
(silence for a few seconds)
A- "stfu noob"
Blitzkommando
Apr 12, 2004, 08:32 PM
'Tired of cleaning yourself? Let us do it for you!' - Random classified ad.
Bradicus
Apr 12, 2004, 08:34 PM
On 2004-04-12 18:29, Mixfortune wrote:
Taken from Diablo II:
A killed B
C killed A
A killed C
A- "omg i kiled u all you noobs!"
A killed B
A- "noobs losin'. damn noobs"
(continues for a few minutes)
D (me)- "If everyone you kill is automatically labelled a 'noob', does that mean that you can only beat noobs?"
(silence for a few seconds)
A- "stfu noob"
And you reman unpwned... dont worry, i have people working on it.
Mixfortune
Apr 12, 2004, 08:35 PM
On 2004-04-12 18:34, Bradicus wrote:
On 2004-04-12 18:29, Mixfortune wrote:
Taken from Diablo II:
A killed B
C killed A
A killed C
A- "omg i kiled u all you noobs!"
A killed B
A- "noobs losin'. damn noobs"
(continues for a few minutes)
D (me)- "If everyone you kill is automatically labelled a 'noob', does that mean that you can only beat noobs?"
(silence for a few seconds)
A- "stfu noob"
And you reman unpwned... dont worry, i have people working on it.
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