The 'Make up a stupid quote' thread

[Nai_Calus]

Make up a stupid quote. Attributing it to someone you don't like is optional. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

"Some people think outside the box. Me, I just eat the box."

[Bradicus]

"when the going gets tough, the tough get lip balm"
"If you encounter a bear, muffins"

[PJ]

"I eat Tacos like you for breakfast...! *eats*"

[Hrith]

Spread Needle is a shoe
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[Daikarin]

Uncle likes pie.

[navci]

"I like Rati." - Ian

....

*runs away*

[FOAtHeart]

"FUNNAY N CLEVAR"-lollipop

"newms are kinda getting old"-navi



teh http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif wacko!

[Firocket1690]

"tell him ill send him to his shoe-licious death" - navi

....

*runs*

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[navci]

"My eyes are so seksi." - Firo

[Firocket1690]

"I make mini banners." ~ navi

[navci]

"I am so cute in pink mini-skirt" - FOatHeart

edit: Tee Hee


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[FOAtHeart]

On 2004-04-06 17:05, navi wrote:
"I am so cute in pink" - FOatHeart



I said that once http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


and i meant it

[Sef]

"There comes a time in every man's life where he has to drop his pants and quack."

[Pixel_Toa]

Eating an apple is like taking an itsy bitsy bite out of Mongolia! Only less sand. And less Mongols. And less yurts.

[Bradicus]

"Only you can stop Mike Myers"

[KodiaX987]

"There's no wrong way to eat a Shurikane!"

Sef, your sig is over the limits by exactly 120 bytes. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[BlackRose]

Choosy moms (and dads!) choose Biff (http://edit.store.yahoo.com/lib/gonuso-po-images/biff.jpg)!

[DOG21313]

Fried chicken is friendly! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Mixfortune]

"You know, 50 years from now we'll look back and remember these conversations."
"What the hell? Where did that come from?"
"Shut up! I don't know."
"We won't remember them, you know... not these crappy conversations."
"Well, figuratively as a whole..."

Oh damn, made up quotes.

[Enyalis_Cho]

"When monkeys rain from the sky, be sure to wear sunblock."

[Mixfortune]

"The goomba keeps harvesting my potatoes"

[Lambda]

"Only you can prevent forum fires."

I didn't make it up; it was a random webpage title for HBO http://halo.bungie.org/

[Zaneatron]

"why dont you make like a tree, and leave"

thats from one of the back to the future films, when Bif says it in the diner place. i found it hilarious, but im surprised nobody else laughed (as in people in the film) http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


thinking about it now, its not all the funny, but i kinda get it now, for some reason i hadnt got the leaf thing. but its not like the "make like a banana, and split" gag, thats much better http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


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[Eihwaz]

"Sato are tasty with teriyaki sauce!" - Ian

"Pringles can be like crack. Except less illegal, and they're not uppers, exactly..."

The second one sucks, doesn't it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[soccerdudegy]

Crazy and pointless made up quotes you say...

"Money isn't half as cheap as it used to be"
"My computer is as useful as a condom at mardi gras"
"SOmeday we will realize we need our apendixes to survive. What a mess we'll all be in then"
"Over weight ostriches will doom us all I tell you"
"You put the rack in track"

yes, so at this point my brain has shut down...

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-04-11 21:16, Zaneatron wrote:
"why dont you make like a tree, and leave"

thats from one of the back to the future films, when Bif says it in the diner place. i found it hilarious, but im surprised nobody else laughed (as in people in the film) http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



thinking about it now, its not all the funny, but i kinda get it now, for some reason i hadnt got the leaf thing. but its not like the "make like a banana, and split" gag, thats much better http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

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I think he said "Make like a tree, and get out of here", which makes no sense whatsoever. "Make like a tree and leaf/leave" is the actual joke, but Biff actually says it incorrectly.

[-Luke-]

"A penny saved is a penny pwned."
Tu madre

[Firocket1690]

"I'm not cheating on you, i'm just jacking off in this woman's vagina" ~ Kodia posted some time ago http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kuea]

"stay if you want to get punched 50 times.
run away if you want to get hit with a baseball bat 25 times.
faint if you want this guy to rape you.
do anything else and get shot 12 times.
well which is it?"

[Kuea]

this one is for the guys
First walk up to a hot girl you don't know and say
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

[Lambda]

Sometime when I was asleep, -Luke- wrote:

Tu madre

WTF does "Tu Madre" mean? Ever since I heard it as a hidden dialogue snippet from Halo, I've been wondering what it means. That and "Pinche Cabron"..

[Herogod]

On 2004-04-06 16:37, FOAtHeart wrote:
"FUNNAY N CLEVAR"-lollipop

¬.¬ I'm sure that was Dime wasn't it?

[Sef]

On 2004-04-12 07:44, Lambda wrote:

Sometime when I was asleep, -Luke- wrote:

Tu madre

WTF does "Tu Madre" mean? Ever since I heard it as a hidden dialogue snippet from Halo, I've been wondering what it means. That and "Pinche Cabron"..



"Your mom"

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Overheard by a buddy of mine at a party...

"Ah, now that the women are gone, we can speak of MANLY things!"
...
"So, I was scratching my left nut the other day, and I found this weird lump--"
"DUDE! YOU HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER?!?"
"SHUT THE **** UP, MAN! I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT LOSING A ****ING TESTICLE!!!"

[Nai_Calus]

On 2004-04-12 11:04, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
Overheard by a buddy of mine at a party...

"Ah, now that the women are gone, we can speak of MANLY things!"
...
"So, I was scratching my left nut the other day, and I found this weird lump--"
"DUDE! YOU HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER?!?"
"SHUT THE **** UP, MAN! I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT LOSING A ****ING TESTICLE!!!"



That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard. At least today.

[Firocket1690]

"This day is the most wonderfullest best best best wonderful best wonderful academy award day ever!" ~ navis pink boi http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Firocket1690]

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.
- First Law of Applied Terror

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
- Second Law of Applied Terror

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
- Third Law of Applied Terror

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
- Fourth Law of Applied Terror

The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
- Corollary to the Fourth Law of Applied Terror

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
- Fifth Law of Applied Terror

If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
- Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terror

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[Wyndham]

"RARGH!"~Gibbles

" '5 ways to smoke a cig' the MOVIE?!?!"~some guy.

"..."~me

[anwserman]

Cry me a river and drown in it.

[Solstis]

"I am amazed by the potent fertilization of your brain."

*@$% head

"You are about as exciting as a dead rock."

-me

"WHEEE! NEW SIG TIME!"

-anwserman

"WHEE!" (in general)

-Navi's Pink Boi over there

"WHEE!"

-(me cratering in CoD/Getting killed in any game in a stupid manner)

[Edit]: Those really sucked, didn't they? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



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[Sord]

......

[Solstis]

On 2004-04-12 15:59, Sord wrote:
...



Now it's a Ness quote.

[Sord]

On 2004-04-12 16:08, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-04-12 15:59, Sord wrote:
...



Now it's a Ness quote.


I'm pretty sure ness owns the six dotted one

*rave*<---- my fav

[Solstis]

On 2004-04-12 16:16, Sord wrote:


On 2004-04-12 16:08, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-04-12 15:59, Sord wrote:
......



Now it's a Ness quote.


I'm pretty sure ness owns the six dotted one

*rave*<---- my fav



Ah...... oops.

[Robo47]

"RAPPYS!"

"This isn't Burger King, so you cant have it your way."

"kupo!"

"*my old sig quote*"

[Mixfortune]

Taken from Diablo II:

A killed B
C killed A
A killed C
A- "omg i kiled u all you noobs!"
A killed B
A- "noobs losin'. damn noobs"
(continues for a few minutes)
D (me)- "If everyone you kill is automatically labelled a 'noob', does that mean that you can only beat noobs?"
(silence for a few seconds)
A- "stfu noob"

[Blitzkommando]

'Tired of cleaning yourself? Let us do it for you!' - Random classified ad.

[Bradicus]

On 2004-04-12 18:29, Mixfortune wrote:
Taken from Diablo II:

A killed B
C killed A
A killed C
A- "omg i kiled u all you noobs!"
A killed B
A- "noobs losin'. damn noobs"
(continues for a few minutes)
D (me)- "If everyone you kill is automatically labelled a 'noob', does that mean that you can only beat noobs?"
(silence for a few seconds)
A- "stfu noob"


And you reman unpwned... dont worry, i have people working on it.

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-04-12 18:34, Bradicus wrote:


On 2004-04-12 18:29, Mixfortune wrote:
Taken from Diablo II:

A killed B
C killed A
A killed C
A- "omg i kiled u all you noobs!"
A killed B
A- "noobs losin'. damn noobs"
(continues for a few minutes)
D (me)- "If everyone you kill is automatically labelled a 'noob', does that mean that you can only beat noobs?"
(silence for a few seconds)
A- "stfu noob"


And you reman unpwned... dont worry, i have people working on it.



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