Your mom.

[ERS]

Your Mom's so fat, when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[s.TiNgEr]

I don't have lightbulbs at my place :)

[FOAtHeart]

yo momma so ugly they push her face in dough to make gorilla cookies http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Pancake]

Yo Motha so fatz she rolled off da bed N woke up in China!


I made that one my self!

[s.TiNgEr]

your mom is so fat that she's heavy


pwn plz

[Pixel_Toa]

Yo' momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!

[FOAtHeart]

yo momma so poor, when she climb in the front window she step out the back door!

[s.TiNgEr]

On 2004-04-10 18:52, FOAtHeart wrote:
yo momma so poor, when she climb in the front window she step out the back door!


I TAKE HIGH OFFENSE TO THAT

[ERS]

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!

[s.TiNgEr]

Impossible. Try again.

[Duckmaster]

Your mum's so fat, I tried to swerve around her, but I ran out of petrol.

B-) B) http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

^ it's gotta be one of 'em.


*edit* or three, whatever

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[s.TiNgEr]

YOUR MOM'S SO FAT THAT SHE HAS BUCKETS TO HOLD HER FAT IN

[ERS]

On 2004-04-10 19:12, Duckmaster wrote:
Your mum's so fat, I tried to swerve around her, but I ran out of petrol.


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Your mom's so stupid, she failed the IQ test.

[s.TiNgEr]

Impossible http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[Duckmaster]

Your mum's so fat, she's "overweight" according to those chart thingies you see at the doctor's sometimes, with the red bit on one side of the line and whatever >:O

[ERS]

Your mom's so fat, she steps on a scale and it reads: "to be continued".

[s.TiNgEr]

That's because scales made in england suck :o

[Duckmaster]

my scale doesn't have a "to be continued" setting on it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[Duckmaster]

ur mum sux plz http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[s.TiNgEr]

ur mom smells liek fat omg

[Duckmaster]

ur mum smells liek 2 fats

and lard sandwiches for afters omg http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[s.TiNgEr]

lol wuts ur moms naime

[ERS]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Your mom's so fat when she gets a cut gravy spills out.

[s.TiNgEr]

Your mom's so fat that her baby was crushed when being delivered http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[Duckmaster]

your mum's so fat that the baby was delivered http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

by post http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

because it had a long distance to travel http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

through all the fat http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

etc http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[ERS]

Duckmaster,






Where do postmen come from?






http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Duckmaster]

post office http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gif

[Shattered_weasel]

Your moms so fat that the only thing stopping her from getting into jenny craig is the door.

RAWR!

[Duckmaster]

omg http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Herogod]

Where I live we don't call her your mum we call her "How Much?"

[Duckmaster]

yeah but shes still my mummy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Herogod]

OMHG!Jo0e m0Mma So Fst wEb 5eh s0keM w34d she NOt gEt h!!gH!! OMHG oweNd BUNrZ0rEd!!!!!!!111111!!1!!!!11111!!!!!11!111!!11! !
1!!11!!!!1111111111!!!!1111!!!!111
WeHm Ur M0ooo0o0o!212m fInsoHEd 33eEt BreSkfAt I7s tieM 2 sRt Ag3!n

[Uncle_bob]

Yo' momma so short, she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo' momma so fat that she literally sleeps around everywhere.

Yo' momma so fat, she couldn't drop a brick on her foot.

Yo' momma so fat, Uncle can't remember any more jokes. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Herogod]

On 2004-04-10 20:11, Uncle_bob wrote:
Yo' momma so short, she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Opposed to picking him up in a Car?

[s.TiNgEr]

On 2004-04-10 20:11, Uncle_bob wrote:
Yo' momma so fat, Uncle can't remember any more jokes. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

That's huge

[Herogod]

I could've been pancake's dad but Uncle beat me upstairs