Ted Airlines

[Allos]

Ted, I just returned from a journey to Virginia and I flew in one of your planes. While the entertainment and service was ok, I suggest you make the seats not as close, the tray tables more stable, and eliminate all small children from riding.





Oh yeah, get some hot flight attendants.

[Kuea]

you actually flew on one of his planes and didn't die?

YOU WILL DIE IN 7 POSTS

[Allos]

I felt like I would die! The damn thing rattled the whole flight!

[Noobliterator]

.... It's a good thing you survived.
Who would run the DTPA?

[achilles12]

and i wondered how osama got a hold of a plane, now i know.

[Scejntjynahl]

Im surprised you didnt hijack the damn thing and threw out everyones pants out http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif and made the stewardess wear next to nothing and parade for you as you took control of the co**pit http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

No, you just put on the seat belt, and behaved like a little good boy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

*sigh* What a wasted opportunity for you.

[Noobliterator]

........
so... how many posts does Allos have left?

[Allos]

Enough for 6 days and 22 hours!

[Shattered_weasel]

seeing if he postsin only FKL then he is good.

[achilles12]

im liking the idea that Furankunichan had. though i would never hijack a plane... Death to the infedels!

[Sord]

On 2004-04-12 15:47, achilles12 wrote:
im liking the idea that Furankunichan had.

indeed, that reply left me speechless and laughing myself... I'm half-way surprised Allos didn't do that, though maybe it was just because Ted has ugly flight atendents.

[Kuea]

On 2004-04-12 06:36, Eclair wrote:
you actually flew on one of his planes and didn't die?

YOU WILL DIE IN 7 POSTS


oops
missed the seventh post

[Allos]

So....



Where's that elusive bastard Ted???

[Sord]

On 2004-04-12 18:38, Allos wrote:
So....



Where's that elusive bastard Ted???


who knows *shrug*

so, did the flight feature Biodome with Polly Shore (sp?) http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Allos]

No, and three of the engines did not burn out and we did not go into a tailspin, nor crash into a hillside, nor did anyone die!

[Sord]

On 2004-04-12 18:50, Allos wrote:
No, and three of the engines did not burn out and we did not go into a tailspin, nor crash into a hillside, nor did anyone die!


and i guess you don't know why either http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


lol at all you pitiful people who find this annoying, but don't worry, things like this only last about a day

[achilles12]

whats wrong with biodome? i enjoyed it. then, this bring up the question of my sanity.... oh well

[SpikeOtacon]

But did you have your tray table up, and your seat back in the full upright position?

[Allos]

On 2004-04-13 07:14, SpikeOtacon wrote:
But did you have your tray table up, and your seat back in the full upright position?



Of course I did!


And I can asure all of you that I did not drag along my big garment bag and my tenor saxaphone and my 12 pound bowling and my lucky lucky autographed glow in the dark snorkel!

[Scejntjynahl]

So... exactly what did you do? Just eat peanuts? I mean, the opportunity for mayhem and slapstick comedy was there for you the moment you stepped foot in there. Shees, even the "Wedding Singer" had a better time at the plane scene. Nothing happened besides ugly flight attendants? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Mixfortune]

Did they even notice you weren't wearing pants? Or... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif! Wait a second...

[Allos]

On 2004-04-13 09:44, Mixfortune wrote:
Did they even notice you weren't wearing pants? Or... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif! Wait a second...



I was wearing shorts. It's allowed.

[Mixfortune]

Quite an original topic in that it is so anticlimatic. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2004-04-13 10:03, Mixfortune wrote:
Quite an original topic in that it is so anticlimatic. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



I agree. What a dissapointment. I thought Allos would tear this thing up, but alas, he has not. Maybe its time for a coup. Anything. I dunno I was expecting too much. Like the food was so bad everyone puked on each other... or the plane caught on fire and he made a parachute of all the pants he stole from the passangers... but no, nothing. *sigh*

[Allos]

Well......a hot chick sat in front of me....does that count?

[Uncle_bob]

You all got neat flight experiences. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Uncle had to spend his time talking to a 5 year old chinese boy and a middle aged "Tex" kind of guy. He gave Uncle some kind of liquour bottle and told him to give it to his mother. Uncle didn't even have peanuts! Hell, he didn't even have a moderately hawt flight attendant.

[Outrider]

I've never been on an airplane.

[Allos]

I seriously hope you aren't joking....

[Sord]

On 2004-04-13 12:34, Allos wrote:
Well......a hot chick sat in front of me....does that count?


only if you made her take her pants off, pose, and someone take pictures of her (without anyone else in them), then post the pics http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sord on 2004-04-13 18:28 ]</font>

[Outrider]

I'm not joking. I've never been on a plane before.

[Sef]

On 2004-04-13 18:18, Outrider wrote:
I'm not joking. I've never been on a plane before.



How come? Opportunity never arise?

[Sord]

On 2004-04-13 18:24, Sef wrote:


On 2004-04-13 18:18, Outrider wrote:
I'm not joking. I've never been on a plane before.



How come? Opportunity never arise?


probably, or maybe they just don't allow people who might eat the pilot on

[Allos]

On 2004-04-13 18:30, Sord wrote:


On 2004-04-13 18:24, Sef wrote:


On 2004-04-13 18:18, Outrider wrote:
I'm not joking. I've never been on a plane before.



How come? Opportunity never arise?


probably, or maybe they just don't allow people who might eat the pilot on



That's why Kiz isn't allowed on British Airways anymore.

[Sord]

On 2004-04-13 18:32, Allos wrote:


On 2004-04-13 18:30, Sord wrote:


On 2004-04-13 18:24, Sef wrote:


On 2004-04-13 18:18, Outrider wrote:
I'm not joking. I've never been on a plane before.



How come? Opportunity never arise?


probably, or maybe they just don't allow people who might eat the pilot on



That's why Kiz isn't allowed on British Airways anymore.


only he eats in an entirly diffrent spot

[Robo47]

My flight to Japan was fun, I had a hawt stewardess, FIVE bags-o-peanuts(they werent hard to open! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif ), and a comfy pillow, the only problem was The Land Before Time 7 was playing http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif .

[SpikeOtacon]

Last time I was on a plane, it was to florida. And I passed out. Not good times.

[Sord]

Last time I was on a plane, it was to florida.

[Outrider]

Just never really had a chance. I was going to go to Spain with my Spanish class during junior year in high school as per usual for my school, but because of September 11th they cancelled the trips.

My little brother is going to visit my cousins with my mom, though. So I'll be the only one out of my bros who hasn't been on a plane. Meh.

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-12 18:38, Allos wrote:

Where's that elusive bastard Ted???



I've been busy making your flight a living hell by giving you the worst airplane in the fleet, the ugliest flight attendents, gathering up hyperactive young children, pulling screws out of try tables, bolting seats so close together that the FAA would be after me in a second if I was reported, and poisoning the food (or have you not gotten sick yet?).

I have plenty of work to do when I here that Allos is coming on one of my planes. I also made sure to get a plane that you could destroy with a suitcase full of pants with my caring much.

[Outrider]

Silly Ted. Tricks are for kids. Same with Trix.

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-14 07:15, Outrider wrote:
Silly Ted. Tricks are for kids. Same with Trix.



Damn that Rabbit to hell!

[Scejntjynahl]

Quickly Now!!! If you book a flight in Ted's airline, he will give the first 50 passangers this:

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Furankunichan/TE139.jpg

Some restrictions may apply. Only one flight offers this awesome gift, the one going straight to his home. All entries must be by hawt chicks with awesome racks

[Allos]

They didn't even give out those "junior pilot" wings! You know how long it's been since I've gotten a pair of those babies???

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-14 11:39, Allos wrote:
They didn't even give out those "junior pilot" wings! You know how long it's been since I've gotten a pair of those babies???



Well, you would probably pin the wings your shirt and try to pass yourself off as a pilot, something which cannot be allowed in any stable society.

[Allos]

On 2004-04-14 19:28, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-04-14 11:39, Allos wrote:
They didn't even give out those "junior pilot" wings! You know how long it's been since I've gotten a pair of those babies???



Well, you would probably pin the wings your shirt and try to pass yourself off as a pilot, something which cannot be allowed in any stable society.



You always did destroy my dreams!

*begins to pout*