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Saladwood
Apr 14, 2004, 01:26 PM
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=domesticNews&storyID=4825856

navci
Apr 14, 2004, 01:32 PM
They LOOK painful.

Scejntjynahl
Apr 14, 2004, 01:34 PM
If the kids are idiotic enough to stab themselves it serves them right... man, how idiotic can one get. Next they will say to make the villians look "friendler" because the kiddies are having nightmares, bah>

LollipopLolita
Apr 14, 2004, 01:35 PM
they're kids

they put pennies in their noses

never be surprised at how idiotic people can get

hello fkl?

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ABDUR101
Apr 14, 2004, 01:39 PM
I can see it if kids are jumping around or racing with them and fall on them or are swinging them around and all that, yeah.


But what the hell?? I remember toys that were heavy and sharp that if you dropped them on your foot you were in for some pain, you learnt to take care of and becareful with your stuff then.

Transformers and toycars made of diecast metal, industrial plastic army vehicles with sharp, rough edges, come on! You got callouses and cuts playing with this stuff, but it was fun and thats all that mattered. =O

So Billy has a puncture wound to his chest, get the hell up, dust yourself off and STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE WITH YOUR EXPENSIVE TOYS!


...ah..that felt good. Too bad, bet they'll be collector's items now!

Allos
Apr 14, 2004, 01:42 PM
Ahh recalls.......


But the real question is, how did they puncture themselves with a plastic toy?

LollipopLolita
Apr 14, 2004, 01:46 PM
you know what i want

i want to adopt a kid quick

get one of those batman toys

make my kid get hurt

scream and shout in a hospital

sue for money

get mad rich

return kid to cambodia

^_^

Cowboy
Apr 14, 2004, 01:49 PM
I want to adopt 20 chidren and have a rent a kid service.

LollipopLolita
Apr 14, 2004, 01:50 PM
i thought you're coming with me to montana so we can start a rescue and you could provide hay

Cowboy
Apr 14, 2004, 01:52 PM
Screw montana. I wanna go to kansas.

LollipopLolita
Apr 14, 2004, 01:53 PM
we're moving to kansas? is it even cheaper there?

can we get 40 acres and a llama?

Cowboy
Apr 14, 2004, 01:58 PM
Llamas and Alpacas are the most useless animals i have ever seen. Theyre mean, ugly, and dont even make good pets. We are getting 10,000 acres in Georgia, with 3,000 acres of pines, a 50 acre pond, and the rest of the land to do whatever the hell we want with. and you can have 1 llaama. I'm getting horses, guinea fowl, chickens, peacocks, donkies, dogs, cats, and pygmy goats. i love pygmy goats.



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ABDUR101
Apr 14, 2004, 02:02 PM
...I'd be highly amused if you had a flock of roosters like the one in your sig running around.

Cowboy
Apr 14, 2004, 02:05 PM
The herd of jack russels and dachsunds would try to eat em http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

LollipopLolita
Apr 14, 2004, 02:07 PM
i only want 1 llama that is a pack llama damn it

and yes the jack russels will eat them. if not my black russian terrier will

and i want a pig and a pygmy goat

Cowboy
Apr 14, 2004, 02:09 PM
We are going to have multiple pygmy goats. and a potbellied pig. it will sleep inside the house.

LollipopLolita
Apr 14, 2004, 02:11 PM
fainting goats

hey this was about batman

navci
Apr 14, 2004, 02:12 PM
On 2004-04-14 11:39, ABDUR101 wrote:
But what the hell?? I remember toys that were heavy and sharp that if you dropped them on your foot you were in for some pain, you learnt to take care of and becareful with your stuff then.


This is how it is now. Kids used to explore the world and learn what hurts and what doesn't. NOw everything is soft and non-hurting. They will never learn to be careful, or indeed that the world is a dangerous place. ... or what "hurt" is.

... I don't know. Taking care of a kid is one thing, overprotecting them is another.

Still that batman vehicle looks painful. Imagine stabbing that at your sibling. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Cowboy
Apr 14, 2004, 02:14 PM
On 2004-04-14 12:11, LollipopLolita wrote:
fainting goats

hey this was about batman



this is also in fkl.

LollipopLolita
Apr 14, 2004, 02:18 PM
... I don't know. Taking care of a kid is one thing, overprotecting them is another.

i think it's more about lawsuits

then i wanna more french lops

navci
Apr 14, 2004, 02:20 PM
Well I rarely have any idea what I am saying.

Cowboy
Apr 14, 2004, 02:30 PM
On 2004-04-14 12:18, LollipopLolita wrote:

i think it's more about lawsuits

then i wanna more french lops



You dont need any more rabbits to torture

LollipopLolita
Apr 14, 2004, 02:31 PM
fuck off, i want an english lop and a english angora

those things are fuckin funny

http://www.pinkyshollandhutch.com/RZMQ2Chenille11wks.jpg

Cowboy
Apr 14, 2004, 02:33 PM
+1 for flaming

http://www.stylesrabbits.com/images/Styles1.jpg

s.TiNgEr
Apr 14, 2004, 02:33 PM
attractive...

HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 14, 2004, 02:41 PM
On 2004-04-14 11:35, LollipopLolita wrote:
they're kids

they put pennies in their noses



There's a guy over at ABS that puts Ten-pence change pieces in his nose. From what I understand, those things are about the size of nickels.

ABDUR101
Apr 14, 2004, 02:49 PM
Funny, my nephew once told his mom that he had a pebble in his ear and he could'nt breathe through them. His mom checked both ears and could'nt find anything, and yet he still said he could'nt breathe right. She takes him to the doctor and it turns out he had a nice sized pebble UP HIS NOSTRIL.


I found it funny that at age 9 or so, he was calling his nose an ear, and that his mom did'nt make the connection that YOU DON'T BREATHE THROUGH YOUR EARS!

http://www.pinkyshollandhutch.com/RZMQ2Chenille11wks.jpg

That looks like natures own duster. Now, do they pick up dust, or multiply with the dust bunnies they find?

Afew of them running around my house will do nicely I think, all the hard to reach places.



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Cowboy
Apr 14, 2004, 02:52 PM
furby

Nai_Calus
Apr 14, 2004, 03:27 PM
Peacocks? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

AaaAAAAAAA! AaaaAAAAAA!

I can do a near dead-on peacock impression, and it scares the holy living fuck out of people.

That rabbit is fucking hilarious. Fucking blob of fluff.

Scejntjynahl
Apr 14, 2004, 03:35 PM
Its the GrandDaddy of all DustBunnies http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Sef
Apr 14, 2004, 03:38 PM
I see those all over my house...Wait that's a bunny? Maybe I shouldn't have stomped on them...

Grr...I always knew that Batman was up to no good with his no-good-nick birdy buddy...Children! Rejoice! No more cuts from mean old batty!

Cowboy
Apr 14, 2004, 03:43 PM
http://www.ralphsteadman.com/images/00weird/wrd08/01poorbunny.jpg

Outrider
Apr 14, 2004, 03:52 PM
Oh man. And the car had a detachable motorcycle. That sounds awesome.

Someone wanna try tracking one down for my birthday?