Damn Sex Pills!

[Pancake]

Why must we always see these commercials?


From Levitra
After taking Levitra if your errections last more than 4 hours please consult your doctor immediatly

Then that commercial with that Bill guy...That always smiles and his ass ugly wife...ugh I hate those! They clue you in about errections, like talking about a wood company! Oh yea then Viagra with Baltimore Oriole Rafaiel Plamero...God why do we have to see these!

[ERS]

It's Smilin' Bob, not Bill.

[Solstis]

I want to shoot my TV and the guy(s) (girls?) who thought of those commercials.

Maybe not shoot, but at least maim.

[Uncle_bob]

Hey guys. When you can't get a boner anymore maybe that's just something telling you not to reproduce. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Eihwaz]

Ever hear of Flagpole Bob? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Limp noodles, wow. A major problem in today's society. I wish they'd make the commercials less damn stupid, though.

"Hey, did you get a new shirt?"
"No."
"Well, you've got a BONER."

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Pancake]

Wait...STOP LOOKING AT MY CROTCH SICKO!

[_Ted_]

I hate those commercials...especially the one where the guy is walking through the office building smiling and everybody is asking "did you get a new shirt?" "did you get a haircut?" "did you get a raise?" "did you kill your boss and steal his job?" and at the end it says "No, Bob finally asked his doctor about viagra!" But I did see a pretty funny parody of that on SNL or Mad TV where the guy is walking around smiling and people are asking him those questions. Then he finally stops at a woman's desk who asks him something and he goes "No, I've got a raging boner!" and then he swings it across her desk and knocks everything off it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif I thought that was pretty funny.

[AzureBlaze]

Why do we have to see these ads?

We got to, because grownups think it's cool to use drugs and chemicals for recreation. Everyone in skool like DARE and all those programs tells you not to use medicine to get high/use illegal drugs.

*They will never tell you this in school but it's like the government has lied about Pot and Extacy being actually addictive and killing people. Supposedly, the stuff's fairly harmless. <--unless you drive...but then so is beer. (but, I like to have fun while still retaining 100% mental function 100% of the time, so you'll not catch me at any sort of mind-altering anything)

However, because most of them love to use the hipocritical philosophy "Do what I say not what I do", they invent Viagra Cialis Levitra and sell it. Since it causes pleasure but is unlikely to kill you AND they can get legal money off it (as opposed to banning such things, where the other venues such as the government and cartels recieve the consumer money instead) then here you see it.

All them offer free samples too. The pusher always says the first hit is free.
And if the story that Insurance/Medicaid/whatever pays 10$ toward viagra/etc. and 0$ toward birth control...something's highly wrong. Infact...there should be NO AID at all for paying it. No one needs to have sex.

But, as the future goes...it becomes more acceptable to use surgery and drugs to enhance rather then just fix a problem. This isn't always a bad thing...but it will lead to augmented states of mind and states of body too. (check that one plastic surgeon who says he can give you tiny useless wings, grown from your own tissue; you can feel them as you do your own arms)

[Pancake]

It's pills for your third leg Penis!

[Cowboy]

On 2004-04-16 22:33, AzureBlaze wrote:
Why do we have to see these ads?

We got to, because grownups think it's cool to use drugs and chemicals for recreation. Everyone in skool like DARE and all those programs tells you not to use medicine to get high/use illegal drugs.

*They will never tell you this in school but it's like the government has lied about Pot and Extacy being actually addictive and killing people. Supposedly, the stuff's fairly harmless. <--unless you drive...but then so is beer. (but, I like to have fun while still retaining 100% mental function 100% of the time, so you'll not catch me at any sort of mind-altering anything)

However, because most of them love to use the hipocritical philosophy "Do what I say not what I do", they invent Viagra Cialis Levitra and sell it. Since it causes pleasure but is unlikely to kill you AND they can get legal money off it (as opposed to banning such things, where the other venues such as the government and cartels recieve the consumer money instead) then here you see it.



Please tell me how viagra is the same as ecstacy? Viagra helps you get a boner. End of story. Ecstacy is DANGEROUS. Marijuana in my opinion isn't when used sparingly. Do I do it? No. I just like to base my opinions on facts, and if I don't know enough about something, I won't comment on it. DARE and the like say getting high for recreational purposes is bad, they don't say taking a pill so you can have sex is wrong. How is being able to make love to someone bad? Some people lose the ability to have an erection in their 30's. Viagra helps that. Hell, if your dad couldnt get a boner when he was younger, and he used your logic, you'd be some dried up dead sperm.

But if we all went by your logic, no viagra. Hell, take away trakes for people who've had their necks cut almost all the way through, take away injections for people with diabetes, take away inhalers for those with asthma, take away false lims for amputees.



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[Ness]

What I think is funny are all those Herpes commercials. They make it sound like that her contracting herpes wasn't her fault, but if she hadn't been sleeping around then she wouldn't have ever contracted it.

[anwserman]

Well, remember you have the option of turning the channel....

[Ness]

On 2004-04-17 18:41, anwserman wrote:
Well, remember you have the option of turning the channel....



I don't believe in changing channels just to evade commercials.

[Pancake]

They are everywhere?! Anwserman must take them! AHHH man I hate Sex Pills

[anwserman]

On 2004-04-17 18:48, Ness wrote:


On 2004-04-17 18:41, anwserman wrote:
Well, remember you have the option of turning the channel....



I don't believe in changing channels just to evade commercials.



Turn off the TV?
Remember, if it wasn't for commercials, we'd be paying a hell of a lot more then $30-$60 a month for it (I mean, I don't pay but my parents do.)

Just think about this next time: They're not FORCING you to watch the TV. And get off your lazy ass and complain to the companies about their commercials. Posting on a forum about a videogame is going to do SQUAT.

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-17 19:29, anwserman wrote:


On 2004-04-17 18:48, Ness wrote:


On 2004-04-17 18:41, anwserman wrote:
Well, remember you have the option of turning the channel....



I don't believe in changing channels just to evade commercials.



Turn off the TV?
Remember, if it wasn't for commercials, we'd be paying a hell of a lot more then $30-$60 a month for it (I mean, I don't pay but my parents do.)

Just think about this next time: They're not FORCING you to watch the TV. And get off your lazy ass and complain to the companies about their commercials. Posting on a forum about a videogame is going to do SQUAT.



No one is complaing here anwserman, everyone is just ranting which we all know gets everyone nowhere fast....really fast.....like lightning.......http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ness]

On 2004-04-17 19:29, anwserman wrote:


On 2004-04-17 18:48, Ness wrote:


On 2004-04-17 18:41, anwserman wrote:
Well, remember you have the option of turning the channel....



I don't believe in changing channels just to evade commercials.



Turn off the TV?
Remember, if it wasn't for commercials, we'd be paying a hell of a lot more then $30-$60 a month for it (I mean, I don't pay but my parents do.)

Just think about this next time: They're not FORCING you to watch the TV. And get off your lazy ass and complain to the companies about their commercials. Posting on a forum about a videogame is going to do SQUAT.




That's implying that I actually care enough to do something about it. They (commercials) don't really bother me much, infact I find several commercials funny.

[Sham]

I doubt you'll be bitching about these "sex pills" quite as much when someday you experience erectile dysfunction or, *shudder*, full-blown impotence.


No one needs to have sex.
Are you hinting toward the idea of ending all humans? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif


But, as the future goes...it becomes more acceptable to use surgery and drugs to enhance rather then just fix a problem.
Care to explain how to fix an erectile problem "naturally"? You'd become a millionaire extremely quickly because I never heard something like this.


What I think is funny are all those Herpes commercials. They make it sound like that her contracting herpes wasn't her fault, but if she hadn't been sleeping around then she wouldn't have ever contracted it.
What a stupid generalization. You know, not all herpes victims contacted it through promiscuity. I know of more than one persons who've gotten it from a long-time partner who conveniently forgot to mention they had it. One example being a woman who followed the "no sex until marriage" line, and later received an STI** wedding present from her husband shortly after marrying.

**STI- the newest term to replace "STD" since someone decided to act on the fact that not all STD's are actually diseases.

And one last thing, *points to sig*

[M_BlackHawk]

my complaint isn't with just the commercials for the sex pills, but with commercials in general becoming more and more asinine.

don't believe me? Look at Miller Beer's recent commercials, which you can see on ESPN, or just about any network. They feature this guy debating Miller as the "President of Beers", and one even features him debating against a HORSE, which is the Budweiser mascot. Pardon me, but wouldn't debating against a horse be kinda stupid, since horses can't speak.

another stupid advertisement is Sprite's new "Miles Thirst" ads. I need say no more.

Also, on a more local front, Sheraton Casino in Tunica, MS has been doing advertisements using a guy called "Loose Slot Louie", who is dressed in a tacky orange suit and a white cowboy hat. This sonofabitch yells at the top of his lungs about how loose the slot machines at Sheraton Casino are..and is basically annoying. That's one reason I avoid Sheraton Casino...their ads annoy me.

I've no problem with the sex pills, except for one thing...the 60-90 year old guys who take Viagra or Cialis or what-not so they can keep banging 20 year olds. It makes me sick to no end, to just see some hot 25-30 year old woman hanging all over some damn 60 year old man.

later

M_BlackHawk

[Ness]

On 2004-04-20 10:13, Sham wrote:
What a stupid generalization. You know, not all herpes victims contacted it through promiscuity. I know of more than one persons who've gotten it from a long-time partner who conveniently forgot to mention they had it. One example being a woman who followed the "no sex until marriage" line, and later received an STI** wedding present from her husband shortly after marrying.



Oh boo fucking hoo! Why is it that everytime somone forgets to stick a "most" in their statemnt people start throwing around the "generalization card?" With most people here, the "most" in their statements can be assumed. I know everyone didn't get it from sleeping around, but that still doesn't justify the use of unprotected sex.

[KodiaX987]

On 2004-04-20 11:54, M_BlackHawk wrote:
I've no problem with the sex pills, except for one thing...the 60-90 year old guys who take Viagra or Cialis or what-not so they can keep banging 20 year olds. It makes me sick to no end, to just see some hot 25-30 year old woman hanging all over some damn 60 year old man.



To stab even further, I will quote Peter McLeod: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif



"There's old people taking Viagra. Come on, this is stupid! I'm sorry, but at 65 years old, the heart doesn't beat along with the dick. Just last Christmas, we asked grandpa what he wanted and he said 'a threesome'; woah there!... However, I have an idea that might work well. One half of Viagra and one half of sleeping pill. Apparently with these things, they sleep real hard..."

[Sord]

On 2004-04-17 11:22, Cowboy-Duggie wrote:


On 2004-04-16 22:33, AzureBlaze wrote:
Why do we have to see these ads?

We got to, because grownups think it's cool to use drugs and chemicals for recreation. Everyone in skool like DARE and all those programs tells you not to use medicine to get high/use illegal drugs.

*They will never tell you this in school but it's like the government has lied about Pot and Extacy being actually addictive and killing people. Supposedly, the stuff's fairly harmless. <--unless you drive...but then so is beer. (but, I like to have fun while still retaining 100% mental function 100% of the time, so you'll not catch me at any sort of mind-altering anything)

However, because most of them love to use the hipocritical philosophy "Do what I say not what I do", they invent Viagra Cialis Levitra and sell it. Since it causes pleasure but is unlikely to kill you AND they can get legal money off it (as opposed to banning such things, where the other venues such as the government and cartels recieve the consumer money instead) then here you see it.



Please tell me how viagra is the same as ecstacy? Viagra helps you get a boner. End of story. Ecstacy is DANGEROUS. Marijuana in my opinion isn't when used sparingly.


actually Ecstacy is the same as Marijuana, not dangerous in small doeses. Phycaitrists or councilers or whatever still use them during sessions because it make's the patient more emotional, and easier to talk. So it can be a good thing if treated properly.

As for the pills. I hate the one with the ass ugly guy and wife, who the hell wants to think of them in bed? Also, I'm sorry, but an errection will not make you smile all your life, that's a pretty damn idiotice hyperbole. Also, I find the ones with old men and women in them sickening as well, although at least it's an old couple in those, and they don't look hideously disgusting and ugly. However, the fact of a 60 year old man taking drugs to do 20 years olds... to hell with them I say, if such a thing exists (can't really say if it does or doesn't, and frankly don't care, so no one try to take it farther then it's ment to go.)

[TheRedNeck]

Sex pills save the rain forest.

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-20 11:54, M_BlackHawk wrote:
don't believe me? Look at Miller Beer's recent commercials, which you can see on ESPN, or just about any network. They feature this guy debating Miller as the "President of Beers", and one even features him debating against a HORSE, which is the Budweiser mascot. Pardon me, but wouldn't debating against a horse be kinda stupid, since horses can't speak.



That commercial was supposed to be asinine and it was meant to amuse the people who were watching television, not spark some intellectual epiphany. I happened to find that commercial pretty funny.

RedNeck, don't spam the thread. Viagra has nothing to do with Rain Forests!

[derBauer]

OMG my dad got a 30 pill bottle of Enzyte in the mail!!!

[Gnarled_rose]

On 2004-04-20 10:13, Sham wrote:

No one needs to have sex.
Are you hinting toward the idea of ending all humans? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Hey, we all love humanity(it's men we can't stand), but when nature says it's time to quit, it's time to quit.
And Ted?

That commercial was supposed to be asinine and it was meant to amuse the people who were watching television, not spark some intellectual epiphany. I happened to find that commercial pretty funny.
That's my opinion exactly, and I'd like to thank you for writing it for me.