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Armok
Apr 19, 2004, 10:27 AM
Everyone post a joke

President Bush and Clinton are watching the 6 o'clock news. The program shows a man ready to jump off a building.

Clinton 'I bet you your presidency, he does it'
Bush 'Ok, but if I win you have to let me borrow your porno stack.
They both continue to watch and the man jumps.
Clinton 'sorry george but I cheated I saw the 2 o'clock news earlier and knew he would do it.'
Bush 'no fairs fair, I saw it earlier too I just didnt think he'd do it a second time.'

-Geshtar-
Apr 19, 2004, 10:34 AM
Sorry if anyone is Jewish.

'Have you heard about the new jewish tires, firestone? Not only will they stop on a dime, but they'll even pick it up.'