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Swan
Apr 21, 2004, 10:25 AM
T'is in theaters now!

Madzozs
Apr 21, 2004, 10:35 AM
I'd say Budd. I am very calm until I need to react, as he was in the movie. Even when I react, I still have a stoic insanity going for me(much like Michael Madsen's character in Reservoir Dogs, Mr. Blonde).

Swan
Apr 21, 2004, 10:37 AM
Plus you like texas-funarals? I just like bill 'cause he's bill. Do I need any other reason?

Madzozs
Apr 21, 2004, 10:56 AM
A Texas Funeral isn't painful enough. I know it was a movie, but if the storyline were true, I guarantee that she wouldn't have lived if he wasn't foolish. The only true way to make sure she dies, is to either sit at the grave for a few days(just in case), or to watch her die. They wanted her to suffer, why not torture her until she finally broke? It's that simple.

A tattoo gun, and some lemon juice. You can easily put a person into shock by starting at the palm, and not even making it past the elbow.

Sorry for being sadistic.

Also, they could've used somethign similar to "The Pear." To find out what that is, do a search for torture devices. I'll see if I can find a good image.

http://www.houseofdesade.org/torture/pear.htm There it is.

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Sef
Apr 21, 2004, 02:44 PM
What got this moved? Is it an annoying poll? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Allos
Apr 21, 2004, 02:48 PM
I'm the Bride because I could look at myself......naked.

LordCronai
Apr 21, 2004, 03:50 PM
I'm Jesus

anwserman
Apr 21, 2004, 03:56 PM
On 2004-04-21 12:48, Allos wrote:
I'm the Bride because I could look at myself......naked.



Unless you're cute/handsome and attracted to the same sex, such a scenario isn't good.

Looks in mirror.
And runs away. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Allos
Apr 21, 2004, 04:00 PM
On 2004-04-21 13:56, anwserman wrote:


On 2004-04-21 12:48, Allos wrote:
I'm the Bride because I could look at myself......naked.



Unless you're cute/handsome and attracted to the same sex, such a scenario isn't good.

Looks in mirror.
And runs away. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



If I was the bride I'd just become a lesbian as I'm heterosexual now.

_Ted_
Apr 21, 2004, 05:12 PM
WHERE THE HECK IS THE Pai Mei OPTION!!!??????

Solstis
Apr 21, 2004, 05:21 PM
On 2004-04-21 15:12, _Ted_ wrote:
WHERE THE HECK IS THE Pai Mei OPTION!!!??????



*rips the original poster's right eye out*

Muhahahahh!

_Ted_
Apr 21, 2004, 05:22 PM
On 2004-04-21 15:21, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-04-21 15:12, _Ted_ wrote:
WHERE THE HECK IS THE Pai Mei OPTION!!!??????



*rips the original poster's right eye out*

Muhahahahh!



and then Solstis was found dead next to a bowl of fish heads the next day.....

Solstis
Apr 21, 2004, 05:33 PM
On 2004-04-21 15:22, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-04-21 15:21, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-04-21 15:12, _Ted_ wrote:
WHERE THE HECK IS THE Pai Mei OPTION!!!??????



*rips the original poster's right eye out*

Muhahahahh!



and then Solstis was found dead next to a bowl of fish heads the next day.....



You...*glack!*

Mixfortune
Apr 21, 2004, 05:35 PM
I played the part of Decapitated Corpse #52.

_Ted_
Apr 21, 2004, 05:36 PM
On 2004-04-21 15:35, Mixfortune wrote:
I played the part of Decapitated Corpse #52.



Woah! You're part of a stunt team?

Mixfortune
Apr 21, 2004, 05:39 PM
No, no stunt doubles.