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anwserman
Apr 22, 2004, 11:48 AM
This is kinda of a dumb rant, but a rant none-the-less.

Last night Mitch and I went to Stargate, and we didn't realize that it was "beach night" there, and that there was a bikini contest being held for the females.

Not my cup of tea, but I did participate in the voting and crap. But, this one girl really, REALLY turned me off. I mean, hardcore. It was like this: They had 10 girls up on a long platform where they played "Sex on the Beach" and they danced. Then, they stopped and the announcer guy went from one girl to the next and everyone was supposed to applaud for them (they had a decibil thingy in there).

We get to Girl 8. She's not that attractive (take my word from it, I was actually rooting for a couple hotties on stage believe it or not http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif), so the announcer guy gets to her. So she takes her FRICKIN TOP OFF AND HER BOOBS DROP LIKE TO HER BELLY BUTTON. Now, now... most guys would be like "breats!" but these were like... saggy and definately "not firm". They didn't look like some a 20-year old should have.

And that wasn't the only time, we got to see her assets 3 more times. Thankfully, she didn't win any prize because some females who didn't expose their assets got first, second and third.

Ugh... that was nasty. And don't think I'm all alone on this, I discussed this over with some people too and yeah. We all were kinda repulsed.

Siris
Apr 22, 2004, 12:39 PM
Ewww. How sad for her. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif I'm sorry you had to be witness to such...can't think of a good word right now, perhaps someone can help me out, but also sorry for those people who even thought about clapping for the saggy baggys.

shifter
Apr 22, 2004, 01:14 PM
huh, i didnt know you could get grandma breast at that age, presuming that shes inbetween 20 and 40. answerman, i suggest you blot out that whole experience from your mind and never think of it again. trust men, youll feel better about within minutes.

derBauer
Apr 22, 2004, 02:09 PM
The only time gross boobs are allowed to be shown is at home or Mardi Gras. And even at Mardi Gras it is questionable.

HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 22, 2004, 02:20 PM
I can see it now. Everybody's screaming and clapping for each girl, 1 through 7... Then they get to 8, and she's like, "WOOOOOHOOOO!!!" and pulls off her top... The whole audience just goes silent, except for one guy in the back with a slackjaw, going, "YEAH! WIGGLE 'EM! WOO!!"

Bradicus
Apr 22, 2004, 02:26 PM
On 2004-04-22 10:39, Siris wrote:
Ewww. How sad for her. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif I'm sorry you had to be witness to such...can't think of a good word right now, perhaps someone can help me out

Boob saggery?
Breast sagitude?

Firocket1690
Apr 22, 2004, 03:08 PM
... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

That's all I have to say
...why don't the attractive ones strip ? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Scejntjynahl
Apr 22, 2004, 03:14 PM
On 2004-04-22 13:08, Firocket1690 wrote:
... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

That's all I have to say
...why don't the attractive ones strip ? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



Because they would want money http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

WraithVerge
Apr 22, 2004, 04:08 PM
ouch.... I can imagine my eyes melting right now.

Ness
Apr 22, 2004, 06:14 PM
I'd be pretty grossed out too. What's funny about it is that fact that she thought she probably had something. What's even funnier is that she did it to win some contest that amounts to zilch outside that club.

Armok
Apr 23, 2004, 04:00 AM
I feel sick belly button. that just reminds me of bad experiences...very bad http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif