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LollipopLolita
Apr 27, 2004, 02:12 AM
I have a number of equisitely complex bad habits that I don't want any more. You can have them for free; I don't want them any more.

These habits were perfectly useable and functional for many years, but as I've gotten older, are no longer working. Perhaps they would fit in your life.

You can have the following habits, amongst others, at no charge:

--late nights at bars
--defensive response to accusations
--lack of a willingness to commit
--messiness
--lack of organization
--cursing
--smoking tobacco
--anger
--leaving dishes in the sink to moulder for eons
--hating everyone in the world

I also have a codependent girlfriend who is available on an as-is, where-is basis. You must pick up as her her body and interior appearance are perfect, but the engine inside doesn't run right. There is no sex provided by this particular girlfriend as that part of her burned out a few years ago. Perhaps if you take her to a professional, some of her issues could be worked out somewhat inexpensively, but she would need to be towed.

Please come and pick up all this shit. I need to clean out my head space, and all of this is going to the dump if no one else comes to claim it.

Firocket1690
Apr 27, 2004, 02:22 AM
--cursing
--anger
--hating everyone in the world

There is no sex provided by this particular girlfriend as that part of her burned out a few years ago.
Hmmm, Perhaps Lolita fucking burned it ? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I already fucking hate everyone in the fucking world, and that asshole is raising his prices ... Bastards.

polishedweasel
Apr 27, 2004, 02:25 AM
On 2004-04-27 00:12, LollipopLolita wrote:



--defensive response to accusations
--messiness
--lack of organization
--cursing
--smoking tobacco
--anger
--leaving dishes in the sink to moulder for eons



So I took out 3 of those. And there you have the weasel. As far as the girlfriend is concerned, perhaps you should um "Smack the bitch up" let her know what's going on. Anywho, not much I have to say except: Why didn't you put this in rants?

LollipopLolita
Apr 27, 2004, 02:27 AM
i'm not ranting? the bad habits are up for adoption.

polishedweasel
Apr 27, 2004, 02:30 AM
Okay since I have like 5 of them. I'll take them free of charge. Just as long as I don't get to like a pack a day. Smoking that much is bad. -_-'

Sord
Apr 27, 2004, 02:41 AM
On 2004-04-27 00:12, LollipopLolita wrote:

--late nights at bars
--defensive response to accusations*
--lack of a willingness to commit
--messiness**
--lack of organization**
--cursing
--smoking tobacco
--anger**
--leaving dishes in the sink to moulder for eons
--hating everyone in the world**

*most of the time
** sometimes

i obviously do not need the adoption

LollipopLolita
Apr 27, 2004, 02:45 AM
it's a package deal, all for one. i would like them to go to a good home together so they don't get lonely and suffer from separation anxiety and be depressed. their needs would require a good owner willing to deal with their issues. they have been spayed and neutered at your convenience and have recently been bathed and groomed so they smell good.

there are no adoption fees, adoption is free and there is no background checks.

you must be able to tow the girlfriend, i do not ship because the ups store is too far away from me. i did not burn her, her carburetor blew out and she could really use a good oil change. test drive can be arranged.

Sord
Apr 27, 2004, 02:48 AM
On 2004-04-27 00:45, LollipopLolita wrote:
i did not burn her, her carburetor blew out and she could really use a good oil change. test drive can be arranged.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif, just http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

Zaneatron
Apr 27, 2004, 05:05 AM
can i just take the late nights at bars and try and integrate that into a daily basis. normally its just tuesdays and thrusdays, and maybe fridays, but i want to waste my money more http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif maybe ill start buying triple JD's and coke http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

or maybe i should save up for something, like Photoshop CS with ImageReady http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Armok
Apr 27, 2004, 05:30 AM
I'll do a comparason

--late nights at bars
Already have this one for most fridays and saturday nights

--defensive response to accusations
I'm really good at this one I can even beat girls due to my ability to point out the absolute worst and most insecure trates a person has

--lack of a willingness to commit
Ok you can beat me on this. I'm pretty loyal like one of those stupid terrior dogs.

--messiness
All my clothes are currently in a big pile on the floor

--lack of organization
I'm writing on a message board with a 40 page project due in on thrusday

--cursing
My favourite phase is fucking piece of piss shit.

--smoking tobacco
Again you beat me here. although all 3 of my house mates are smoking pot heads so I deserve 1/2 a point

--anger
Again you win. I'm currently really high on endorfins despite lack of a job/girlfriend and anything most ppl would consider they needed to be happy.

--leaving dishes in the sink to moulder for eons
Yours make it to the sink. We have ants on the bloody table feeding on the piles of kebab wrappers

--hating everyone in the world
You can't hate cancer patients or old ppl thats just a lie.

As for burnt out friends. Sorry I have 3. One of whom passed out yesterday on a park bench and was sick on themselves due to smoking to much gear. Another One who went out with a girl then proceeded to beat up one of her friends who came down for a funeral of a flat mate of hers. And finally one who stalked a girl for 7 months without any sucess.

Heres a few bad habits I have u didnt mention
-- Throwing up due to alcohol at least once a week
-- playing mario kark 4 plus hrs a day despite hating it
-- Nail Biting
-- Ability to self distruct

Cowboy
Apr 27, 2004, 05:43 AM
-Hugs Lolli-

Adopt me as your son, I'll bring my horses.

geewj
Apr 27, 2004, 07:17 AM
Tell you what...

Instead of taking your bad habits I'll go play with my puppy!...I mean clean up his pee -_-

_Ted_
Apr 27, 2004, 09:44 AM
On 2004-04-27 05:17, Prof_Frink wrote:
Tell you what...

Instead of taking your bad habits I'll go play with my puppy!...I mean clean up his pee -_-



The joys of a dog huh?

LollipopLolita
Apr 27, 2004, 10:29 AM
I'm not old enough to be your mom damn it.

ahahahaha frink has to deal with pee. what the hell did i tell you boy? and my puppy pees outside!

Cowboy
Apr 27, 2004, 10:35 AM
My horses, donkies, guineas, puppies, kitty, and chickens pee outside. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

One of the horses keeps on getting kicked by his momma.

LollipopLolita
Apr 27, 2004, 10:43 AM
that's because they are outside anyhow!

god people want to adopt the bad habits but not the girlfriend. how sad

Cowboy
Apr 27, 2004, 10:57 AM
Who wants to be my momma? =(

Herogod
Apr 27, 2004, 02:37 PM
On 2004-04-27 08:43, LollipopLolita wrote:
that's because they are outside anyhow!

god people want to adopt the bad habits but not the girlfriend. how sad


I can arrange delivery and enusre she stays under my control. I even have a leash http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif