Guys in Dodge Neon with Racing Stripes and Hydraulics... - w

[LollipopLolita]

.... you have stolen my heart. I mean, it's not every day that you see a slammin ride like a dodge neon all souped up with a racing stripe, halogen lights and everything. You're proven that mere racing stripes and a huge spoiler makes a car go at the speed of light. I'm sure that little monster can go go go and has an oomph. How attractive when you sit so low and far back that way. That little picture of Calvin peeing on the Chevy logo really gave me chills. I think you even had those hubcaps that keep spinning when the car stops. The sticker of chinese characters gives off mystique, even though no one will know what it means. Your dashboard even has the bobblehead figures.

So me, a girl alone on a Saturday night, walking home from Adams Morgan...

And you, all four of you, pimpin' in your ride, crooked visors and wife beaters, hair all oiled and spiky, bleached and streaked, to think you gave me the time of day...

You shouted out the window to me. I thought I was hearing things at first. What? A ricerocket load of hotties with plastic pop color Nokias? Yelling at ME?

"HEY!" you shouted. "MAMACITA!"

Maybe it's because I had toilet paper stuck to my shoe. I checked.

"Nice ass baaaaybeeee!"

I blushed. You were really checking me out. By the time I figured it out, you were already bobbing down the street, your Neon's neon-lit license plate speeding out of sight... the last I heard was the faint cry "What's your numbeeeeeer? Aihhh Mammmi"

How I wish I had had enough sense to run after you! I can't believe my luck, a girl walking down the street alone, seduced by a car full of gold-toothed hotties loudly pumping Outkast. I just hope I can find you somehow...


noooot

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: LollipopLolita on 2004-04-28 15:40 ]</font>

[ABDUR101]

Got mace?

[Daikarin]

Heh. Next time, I'll bring on my dreaded scooter so you can see me blast off again in an explosion of hairgel.

*wink*

[Sef]

Bring me along again, Even_Jin! That time was fun.

[LollipopLolita]

in response to jim's sig

"ask what others can you for you and what you can do only to benefit yourself"

[Daikarin]

It was fun until Kef told me the meaning of "MAMACITA".

[Daikarin]

Jin please. And that's one of those non-rethorical questions which you should ask to the guys at Dead Horse society.

[Sef]

On 2004-04-28 15:46, Even_Jin wrote:
It was fun until Kef told me the meaning of "MAMACITA".



That was before or after we crashed?

[Daikarin]

After, of course. The funniest part in the crash was when Lollita saw us in our extreme, badass, hair-gel filled, testosterone powered, gasoline fueled, macho stylin' coolness stuck on those trees, and called us "MARICONES".

[LollipopLolita]

you make me shake in my boots baby

[Sef]

That gel made my hair catch on fire...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Cowboy]

I hit on Lolli once...i think...

[geewj]

I hit her once... then I got the littlefoot avatar -_-


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[Daikarin]

As pathetic as we looked stuck into some Peacock's nest, with out engines trashed into the back of a garbage truck, with Sef's hair on fire, Jin's nuts sitting on a brench, Kef stuck into the inside of the tree sayin' "Bon sang!", and with Lolli's boot's shakin',... ...A guy's gotta be a true badass.

[LollipopLolita]

yes you did cowboy

[Sef]

Hey wait...Wasn't someone else with us?

And Lolli I dunno if it was the fire on my head or what, but you seemed a lot more hot after we crashed. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

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[LollipopLolita]

maybe it was the fact that i was toasting marshmallows on that disgusting thing you called a hair do which should be a hair don't

[Daikarin]

Well, folks. Lolli saw all the gang on that stylin' night, riding our roaring lions across the infinite highway.

"Lightning bolt" Sef

http://itsa.ucsf.edu/~erikred/brick/space/jpg/biker.jpg

His twin brother, "Thunder storm" Kef

http://www.themonkey.dk/images/biker.jpg

"Xeriff" Cowboy

http://www.its.caltech.edu/~erich/bike.jpg

And lil' ol me.

http://grandangle.moto.chez.tiscali.fr/accueil/photos/motard.gif

Later, Lolli herself got to ride.

http://www.schwabe2000.com/shoponline/gifts/betty%20boop/112001/11400.JPG

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[LollipopLolita]

i've always loved thigh high fishnets and fuck me heels

[Daikarin]

Man, I look so un-macho-ly lame. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Sef]

Your machoness is just dwarfed by mine, it's ok. Your is still pretty large, just not compared to mine.

It's all about the Lego helmet. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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[Cowboy]

On 2004-04-28 16:02, LollipopLolita wrote:
yes you did cowboy



TY Kodi:



http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/floridaduge/feww.jpg



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[Hrith]

Bon Sang ! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Daikarin]

Thought you were never gonna show up http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[KodiaX987]

Hey, hey, hey! My cathphrases are copyrighted!! O_O

Besides, the best ride ever happens to belong to BWS-1:


http://www.b47.homestead.com/files/B_b.jpg

[LollipopLolita]

kodi, you don't copyright catchphrases, you trademark them. tsk tsk

[KodiaX987]

I'll do both - this way I'll have my ass covered on all sides. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Mixfortune]

Don't forget Term of Service agreements and media appearances.

You'd make quite a living off royalties.

[Pancake]

It was just Abdur, Gruntz, Bit, and Frink...

[Sef]

On 2004-04-29 16:58, Pancake wrote:
It was just Abdur, Guntz, Bit, and Frink...



Fixed it for you. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

And unless they saw her a couple minutes after we did...I dunno.

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-29 16:58, Pancake wrote:
It was just Abdur, Gruntz, Bit, and Frink...



They were the fantastic four?!

[LollipopLolita]

Abdur, Gruntz, Bit, and Frink and I

we make the fab five

who wants makeovers

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-04-29 16:58, Pancake wrote:
It was just Abnur, Gruntz, BLT, and Frank...

[Sef]

Oh! Oh! Ted does!

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-29 18:28, LollipopLolita wrote:
Abdur, Gruntz, Bit, and Frink and I

we make the fab five

who wants makeovers



uhhhhhh....I'm gonna have to pass on that one.....*runs away screaming*

[Cowboy]

On 2004-04-29 18:28, LollipopLolita wrote:
Abdur, Gruntz, Bit, and Frink and I

we make the fab five

who wants makeovers



make me beautiful!

[LollipopLolita]

not only will we make you beautiful, but we will make your apartment and soul beautiful and cultured.

[Nai_Calus]

Lolli, my love, delete a couple hundred of my FKL posts so I can go back to being most active in Mag, Quest and Section ID?

[Cowboy]

On 2004-04-29 20:21, LollipopLolita wrote:
not only will we make you beautiful, but we will make your apartment and soul beautiful and cultured.



i live in a 2500 squarefoot house on a farm...