Stalker seeks beef - 25 SF looking for M

[LollipopLolita]

You: A single beefy man to stalk and observe from a distance. Must promise to release accurate address and contact info and to pretend you don't see me if you ever spot me in the bushes. Pajama or non-pajama wearer acceptable but preferably in boxers. Must leave blinds or curtains open at night. Will be observed with infrared binoculars, periscope and small digital recording devices. Please be tolerant of Tourette's syndrome. Must be open to phone tapping and latenight heavy breathing and occasional expletives.

Me: A quiet, willowy woman who wears ski mask and carries a baseball bat.

[Ketchup345]

Ian isn't good enough for you?

[Mixfortune]

What kind of material is the bat made of?
Would you prefer the keys left under the mat?

[LollipopLolita]

Sliding doors and windows shall remain unlocked

[Mixfortune]

Taken out of their tracks ok?

[KodiaX987]

On 2004-04-29 10:42, LollipopLolita wrote:
Please be tolerant of Tourette's syndrome.



This is gonna be hard since it'll blow your cover every 2 seconds. o_O

[LollipopLolita]

this is why i am putting up the ad, so that we can all be prepared for this and cover all bases.

why not you kodi? wanna be my beef?

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-04-29 10:51, KodiaX987 wrote:


On 2004-04-29 10:42, LollipopLolita wrote:
Please be tolerant of Tourette's syndrome.



This is gonna be hard since it'll blow your cover every 2 seconds. o_O



True, but then again she is putting out a public ad, and requesting feigned ignorance of popping up in the bush. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[KodiaX987]

Continuing on this topic, it reminds me of a sitcom episode I once saw where they discovered one of the characters had Tourette's syndrome. Said character was assigned to taking phone calls for the restaurant and she was so nervous, whenever the phone rang, she answered, yelled "FUCK YOU, EAT MY SHIT!!!" and hung up. It was hilarious.

[navci]

On 2004-04-29 10:52, LollipopLolita wrote:

why not you kodi? wanna be my beef?


Kodi's stalker position is already taken!
Look elsewhere.... please?

[LollipopLolita]

oh navi is claiming her property

[Guntz348]

I always thought it would be cool to have a stalker, then I had one for a little while and it was not fun at all =/ But a female stalker would be nice, so yeah put my name under consideration.

[KodiaX987]

Well, Lolli, if you want, you can be my wife. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif You'll get the stalker benefits AND the privilege of riding the great Kodi cane. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[LollipopLolita]

would you like me to be your wife?

do i get a canadian green card or something?

[navci]

And you are 10 posts from 5000!

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-04-29 11:58, LollipopLolita wrote:

do i get a canadian green card or something?



Depends on your stalking skills.

[KodiaX987]

You'll get your very own Canadian Social Insurance number, will get to live in the most cosmopolitan city in eastern Canada, a cute navy blue passport, a white and blue license plate, and AWD cars akimbo. Our DSL lines are fast, the people are cute, there's jobs in the art and technology departments by the shovelful, traffic jams never last more than 1 hour, and Star Academy actually has great singers!!!

Oh yeah, you might also get to drive my Jeep Liberty. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[LollipopLolita]

i see

should i sell off my house and move up there with you and bring my stuff and cars up

[Cowboy]

I wish to marry a canadian indian woman.

[navci]

On 2004-04-29 12:16, KodiaX987 wrote:
... there's jobs in the art and technology departments by the shovelful...


LIAR!!!!!

[KodiaX987]

On 2004-04-29 12:20, LollipopLolita wrote:

should i sell off my house and move up there with you and bring my stuff and cars up



That, or I can always move in with you. Weren't you living in California? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

But yeah, feel free to crash and stuff, bring your cars as well. Please save a memory slot for a possible new character of mine in PSO Ep. I&II http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Oh yeah, bring condoms as well. My pharmacy's all sold out. I suspect I may have Ron Jeremy as my next door neighbor... O_O

[LollipopLolita]

yes i am in california.

you wanna come down here and live with me? i have enough memory cards. but you gotta deal with my animals.

and don't worry. depo does wonders. trust me



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[decswxaqz]

Or live in sunny England. Lots of art and culture http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif. We once pwned the world you know http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[navci]

Deccy? Have you gone crazy???

[Rainbowlemon]

On 2004-04-29 13:39, navi wrote:
Deccy? Have you gone crazy???



Don't get me started http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[LollipopLolita]

i wanna live in florence!

[LollipopLolita]

anti, that's the disney font isn't it

[Sef]

On 2004-04-29 13:45, LollipopLolita wrote:
i wanna live in florence!



Then come with me my dear Lolli. *cough* And ignore my location...Crap!
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>.>

*runs*

[Sord]

Well, I'm Navi's stalker... speacking of which, i missed her on MSN by just a teeny bit it seems, damn mah punishment >.<

any how...

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GO AWAY ALREADY!!! GEESH!