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HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 29, 2004, 01:52 PM
Et tu?

Mixfortune
Apr 29, 2004, 01:54 PM
*backhand*

Skuda
Apr 29, 2004, 01:54 PM
It's all greek to me.

navci
Apr 29, 2004, 01:58 PM
*here lies some Chinese that you do not understand*

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif

Skuda
Apr 29, 2004, 01:59 PM
Je parle francais-mal! Et tu?

I do. i can't speek a lick of it.


accrochez-vous principal dans la honte !


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Hrith
Apr 29, 2004, 02:06 PM
make it stop http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Skuda
Apr 29, 2004, 02:09 PM
he he he. Minasan, Shinasai!

Mixfortune
Apr 29, 2004, 02:10 PM
sumimasen, shinde kudasai.

... -_-

HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 29, 2004, 02:12 PM
On 2004-04-29 11:58, navi wrote:
*here lies some Chinese that you do not understand*

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif



The title says, "I speak French badly!" And the content says, "And you?"

LollipopLolita
Apr 29, 2004, 02:24 PM
navi knows chinese

?

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Aular
Apr 29, 2004, 02:24 PM
On 2004-04-29 11:52, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
Et tu?



Je no parle pas Frances.

I'm sure I butchered that somehow....

..though it was my most used phrase in Paris next to "Parle vous Englais?" http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Cowboy
Apr 29, 2004, 02:26 PM
A bad workman never finds a good tool.

navci
Apr 29, 2004, 02:27 PM
On 2004-04-29 12:24, LollipopLolita wrote:
navi knows chinese

?

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navi is chinese. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

OWIE!
*lip wound re-opens after an attempt to eat a sandwich*
DARN! When will this ever end?!

LollipopLolita
Apr 29, 2004, 02:28 PM
oooo does navy speak mandarin or some other dialect?

duct tape your lip

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Cowboy
Apr 29, 2004, 02:29 PM
Patience is the virtue of asses.

Skuda
Apr 29, 2004, 02:29 PM
did you guys know navi can speak english?

Scejntjynahl
Apr 29, 2004, 02:30 PM
On 2004-04-29 12:29, Cowboy wrote:
Patience is the virtue of asses.



Is that the same as been constipated?

navci
Apr 29, 2004, 02:34 PM
On 2004-04-29 12:29, Scott_Kuda wrote:
did you guys know navi can speak english?


Never would have guessed! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif



oooo does navy speak mandarin or some other dialect?


navi speaks both mandarin and cantonese. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Didn't spend that year in Beijing for nothing!

LollipopLolita
Apr 29, 2004, 02:35 PM
ah sorry i'm not cantonese =(

but you cna make me some food

Skuda
Apr 29, 2004, 02:36 PM
Quote:
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On 2004-04-29 12:29, Scott_Kuda wrote:
did you guys know navi can speak english?


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Never would have guessed!



Quick! to the Sarcasm Mobile!

navci
Apr 29, 2004, 02:38 PM
On 2004-04-29 12:35, LollipopLolita wrote:
ah sorry i'm not cantonese =(

but you cna make me some food



Why sorry? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Too late Scott!
*sacarsm hits Scott's head*

LollipopLolita
Apr 29, 2004, 02:45 PM
can't speak that dialect. can only speak mine.

but you can cook some food. they're delicious.

navci
Apr 29, 2004, 02:46 PM
On 2004-04-29 12:45, LollipopLolita wrote:
can't speak that dialect. can only speak mine.

but you can cook some food. they're delicious.


What is yours? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Food. mmmmmmm.....

LollipopLolita
Apr 29, 2004, 02:49 PM
part hokkien and mongol. and then about 3 other south east asian races whatever

navci
Apr 29, 2004, 02:53 PM
On 2004-04-29 12:49, LollipopLolita wrote:
part hokkien and mongol. and then about 3 other south east asian races whatever


Ooh. You speak a lot. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Hokkien is fun to listen to. Not that I have any idea what is being said.

Hrith
Apr 29, 2004, 02:58 PM
On 2004-04-29 12:12, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
Yhe title says, "I speak French badly!" And the content says, "And you?"


Not literally http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Mixfortune
Apr 29, 2004, 03:05 PM
But the point comes across either way http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Daikarin
Apr 29, 2004, 03:08 PM
Alguem fala portugues? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Cowboy
Apr 29, 2004, 03:13 PM
On 2004-04-29 12:49, LollipopLolita wrote:
part hokkien and mongol. and then about 3 other south east asian races whatever



And ALL woman.




I did it again...EWWWWWW

LollipopLolita
Apr 29, 2004, 03:44 PM
On 2004-04-29 12:53, navi wrote:
Ooh. You speak a lot. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Hokkien is fun to listen to. Not that I have any idea what is being said.



hey i know how to ask for the check in cantonese!

Sef
Apr 29, 2004, 03:45 PM
Et tu, Brute?

Sord
Apr 29, 2004, 03:47 PM
i just know english and 1337 http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/eviltongue.gif

HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 29, 2004, 03:50 PM
On 2004-04-29 13:44, LollipopLolita wrote:

hey i know how to ask for the check in cantonese!



And I can order beer in 3 different languages!!

Sord
Apr 29, 2004, 03:55 PM
I feel so pathetic http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 29, 2004, 03:57 PM
On 2004-04-29 13:55, Sord wrote:
I feel so pathetic http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Well, at least you can order beer in l33t...

"61v3 m3 b33r, j00 f00l!"

Translated...

< My dear waiter, please bring me a fine pint of brew, if you would. I would sincerely appreciate it. >

Mixfortune
Apr 29, 2004, 03:59 PM
I can speak jive. -Airplane

Sord
Apr 29, 2004, 04:00 PM
On 2004-04-29 13:57, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:


On 2004-04-29 13:55, Sord wrote:
I feel so pathetic http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Well, at least you can order beer in l33t...

"61v3 m3 b33r, j00 f00l!"

Translated...

< My dear waiter, please bring me a fine pint of brew, if you would. I would sincerely appreciate it. >


lol, i could 0VVAI 7|-|47 5|_|(/<3/2

LollipopLolita
Apr 29, 2004, 04:06 PM
cowboy you're sick in the head

quit doing it

Rainbowlemon
Apr 29, 2004, 04:12 PM
Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

Eh Zut! Qu'est-ce que tu fais?! non non! C'est tous faux!...mleh.

J'ai apprendé Français depuis cinq ans...mais je suis encore mal!

...Mleh.

Watashi no tomodachi wa gakusei desu...

Was machst du in deine Freizeit? Ich mache Deutsch seit vier Jahren. Ich bin mehr besser mit Deutsch als franzozisch. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

A cookie for whoever gets all them into English! If any of them are wrong, feel free to sue me for extortionate amounts of money. moo.

~ Antimony

Hrith
Apr 29, 2004, 05:11 PM
On 2004-04-29 14:12, Antimony wrote:
Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
do you want to sleep with me tonight?


Et Zut ! Qu'est-ce que tu fais ?! non, non ! C'est tout faux !
J'ai appris pendant cinq ans... mais je suis encore mauvais !
1st translated into proper French http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif
now I have no point of translating this, better let someone take the challenge (topic title).


Watashi no tomodachi wa gakusei desu...
My friend's a student.
dunno http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif


Was machst du in deine Freizeit? Ich mache Deutsch seit vier Jahren. Ich bin mehr besser mit Deutsch als Franzozisch.
What do you do with your spare time? I practised German for four years. I am better at German than French.

I'm sure it's wrong, rena, don't kill me http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

do I get half a cookie ?

HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 29, 2004, 05:28 PM
On 2004-04-29 14:12, Antimony wrote:
Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?


Basically, "Will you come to bed with me?"



Eh Zut! Qu'est-ce que tu fais?! non non! C'est tous faux!...mleh.


"[insert explicative of choice here]! Why'd you do that? No no! You're a liar!"



J'ai apprend?ran?s depuis cinq ans...mais je suis encore mal!

...Mleh.


"I have been learning for five years... but I still suck! ...Meh."



Watashi no tomodachi wa gakusei desu...


Your tomodachi is gakusei.



Was machst du in deine Freizeit? Ich mache Deutsch seit vier Jahren. Ich bin mehr besser mit Deutsch als franzozisch. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif


What do you do in your time off? I've done German for four years. I'm much better with German than French.



A cookie for whoever gets all them into English! If any of them are wrong, feel free to sue me for extortionate amounts of money. moo.

~ Antimony



Where's my cookie, dammit?


EDIT: It's interesting it observe that being familiar with one or two European languages (though not necessarily fluent) will help you to figure out others.

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Daikarin
Apr 29, 2004, 05:36 PM
...Ninguem fala a minha lingua, aqui? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Mixfortune
Apr 29, 2004, 05:41 PM
On 2004-04-29 15:11, Kef wrote:


On 2004-04-29 14:12, Antimony wrote:


Watashi no tomodachi wa gakusei desu...
My friend's a student.
dunno http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif




Seems correct to me.

EDIT- Of course, I have a harder time reading romaji than hiragana/katakana itself...

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HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 29, 2004, 05:42 PM
On 2004-04-29 15:36, Even_Jin wrote:
...Ninguem fala a minha lingua, aqui? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Well, I don't speak your language, but I'm sure someone else here has to.

Strangely enough though, I seem to have understood that...

Daikarin
Apr 29, 2004, 05:52 PM
Pois, disse uma expressao que derivava do latim, facilmente perceptivel por alguem. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 29, 2004, 05:56 PM
On 2004-04-29 15:52, Even_Jin wrote:
Pois, disse uma expressao que derivava do latim, facilmente perceptivel por alguem. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



O queijo e vehlo e tem o molde. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Aren't latin-based languages fun?

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Daikarin
Apr 29, 2004, 05:58 PM
Jin: Yes, I said an expression which deriviated from the latin, therefore recognizable.

Hunewearl_Meira: The cheese is old and has the mold.

Nai_Calus
Apr 29, 2004, 06:04 PM
Ellas juegan en el tra'fico con una aran~a y trescienta serpientas.

Watakushi
Watashi
Atakushi
Atashi
Boku
Ore

Anata
Kimi
Omae
Kisama

Omae wa hen da zo.

navci
Apr 29, 2004, 06:13 PM
qi guai!

HUnewearl_Meira
Apr 29, 2004, 06:14 PM
Elle comio el serpiente para coger la arana! Elle comio la arana para coger la mosca!

No se por que elle comio la mosca!

Eihwaz
Apr 29, 2004, 06:36 PM
Ta pere mange merde et tu aime fumer la cocaine.

Er, not sure about the second one, but something like:

J'aime regarde les francophones tuez la anana.

I think I mis-conjugated "tuer". >__>;

Is mis-conjugated even a word? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Nai_Calus
Apr 29, 2004, 06:42 PM
You people are no fun. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

The girls play in trafic with a spider and three hundred snakes, in spanish; six different ways of saying 'I' in Japanese; and four different ways of saying 'you' in Japanese. You should always use atakushi if you're male, though, and ore if you're female, and kisama and omae over anata and kimi. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Hrith
Apr 29, 2004, 07:42 PM
mi da male alla testa http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Mixfortune
Apr 29, 2004, 07:53 PM
On 2004-04-29 16:42, Ian-KunX wrote:
You people are no fun. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

The girls play in trafic with a spider and three hundred snakes, in spanish; six different ways of saying 'I' in Japanese; and four different ways of saying 'you' in Japanese. You should always use atakushi if you're male, though, and ore if you're female, and kisama and omae over anata and kimi. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



kisama! mwaha!

The_Pea_Guy
Apr 29, 2004, 08:12 PM
I can speak Japanese, but I'm not really fluent at it yet.

But at least I know the most important phrases:

"Biiru o kudasai." - Can I have a beer, please?

Or...

O-Kanjo, onegai shimasu - the bill, please.

At least I don't have to worry much when I'm in a Japanese resturant/bar. Apart from reading a menu in Japanese that is...

Bradicus
Apr 29, 2004, 08:13 PM
Je parle un peu de francais, parce que je suis Canadiene... mais je pense c'est une langue horrible http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

J'ai eu un 90% dans la classe, mais je ne comprend pas les phrases complex.

Solstis
Apr 29, 2004, 08:24 PM
*Whips out a Korean Phrasebook*

*Ahem*

Tak-kku-rul ch'ip-si-da!

(Let's play table tennis!... minus the accents and such)


I wish I knew Jive http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

_Ted_
Apr 29, 2004, 08:29 PM
On 2004-04-29 18:24, Solstis wrote:

I wish I knew Jive http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Is there a Jive dictionary perhaps?

Solstis
Apr 29, 2004, 08:32 PM
On 2004-04-29 18:29, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-04-29 18:24, Solstis wrote:

I wish I knew Jive http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Is there a Jive dictionary perhaps?



There should be... I challenge Mix to make one.

And again minus the stresses/accents

"Tang-sin-nun hang-sang na-rul ul-lin-da."

Or, you always make me cry.

Phrasebooks are fun!

Bradicus
Apr 29, 2004, 08:32 PM
On 2004-04-29 18:29, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-04-29 18:24, Solstis wrote:

I wish I knew Jive http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Is there a Jive dictionary perhaps?


Je suis la dictionare de <funk> http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif



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Mixfortune
Apr 29, 2004, 08:34 PM
On 2004-04-29 18:29, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-04-29 18:24, Solstis wrote:

I wish I knew Jive http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Is there a Jive dictionary perhaps?



Watch Airplane. I hear they feature one of yours.

_Ted_
Apr 29, 2004, 08:38 PM
On 2004-04-29 18:34, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-04-29 18:29, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-04-29 18:24, Solstis wrote:

I wish I knew Jive http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Is there a Jive dictionary perhaps?



Watch Airplane. I hear they feature one of yours.



The Jive scene with the old woman is one of my favorite parts of that movie. That and the part where the man lights himself on fire to avoid listening to a guy speak anymore. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

I haven't seen that movie in a while though.....

Sef
Apr 29, 2004, 08:39 PM
wtf, _Tord_??



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Mixfortune
Apr 29, 2004, 08:40 PM
Oooh a double post!
So orgasmic!

_Ted_
Apr 29, 2004, 08:43 PM
On 2004-04-29 18:40, Mixfortune wrote:
Oooh a double post!
So orgasmic!



I have no idea what you are talking about.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Mixfortune
Apr 29, 2004, 08:45 PM
Oh, you are crafty. Crafty like A FOX!

Blitzkommando
Apr 29, 2004, 08:59 PM
Razgovarivat porusskiy. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Dayte mne pivo! ....Tovarniysh'sh suka

Props to whoever can get what that says without the proper alphabet. Hint: It is based on both Greek and Latin characters, and developed by a monk about 1000 years ago.



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KodiaX987
Apr 29, 2004, 10:23 PM
Nee-hao!

navci
Apr 29, 2004, 11:41 PM
On 2004-04-29 20:23, KodiaX987 wrote:
Nee-hao!


I would pay a cookie to hear Kodi actually say that. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

tao yan de dianhua!!! qi si wo le!
(minus tone and such)

KodiaX987
Apr 30, 2004, 07:17 AM
On 2004-04-29 21:41, navi wrote:

I would pay a cookie to hear Kodi actually say that. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



T'che-t'che! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Outrider
Apr 30, 2004, 09:27 AM
Um, uh... I took five years of Spanish! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

But that fifth year was kind of a waste... I didn't do any work and subsequently forgot most of the language.

Scales_of_Air
May 3, 2004, 03:01 PM
Blast, I feel left out... I have 3 years of Spanish and 1 year of French... Seeing as America is developing a dialect of its own, consisting of slang and grammatically incorrect idiocy, I can speak English very very well...

...bakawomiru...

_Ted_
May 3, 2004, 04:09 PM
On 2004-04-30 07:27, Outrider wrote:
Um, uh... I took five years of Spanish! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

But that fifth year was kind of a waste... I didn't do any work and subsequently forgot most of the language.



Ha, I took 3 years of german, but didn't learn much of anything after the first year and pretty much forgot everything. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif