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LollipopLolita
Apr 30, 2004, 02:18 PM
I like you. I give you resume. Me talented person, management experience. Counting things, inventory. Control, yes, inventory control. I control it with great squeeze, manly squeeze. Inventory run away squeaking after how I control it. All inventory know how big man I am. I train students with no past experience in glory of design, project management. I teach willing grasshoppers use of programs. I coordinate in single bound, leap over feats of organization with encompassing gaze. I solidify all; all coalesce into shining units of genius under my power. All organized. All little parts counted for. All run smoothly. I know snake style, hit you hard with my effectiveness.

I cheerful, chipper, orderly. Yes, everything run smoothly. I workhorse, stolid, superhuman. I have many brains, all work at same time. I genius at these things. I sit at reception desk, greet lawyers, clients. I peck away at keyboard sending seething rays of data into file management programs. I beautiful admin goddess. Epiphanies of organization, files leap into my hands and beg to be made sense of. Paper likes me. You want me. Printer bows down to me.

You look at resume, I send you. You like. Speak soon. I like you.

Sef
Apr 30, 2004, 02:30 PM
You're fired.

Hrith
Apr 30, 2004, 02:40 PM
On 2004-04-30 12:30, Sef wrote:
You're fired.
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

Guntz, your turn !

Mixfortune
Apr 30, 2004, 02:43 PM
On 2004-04-30 12:18, LollipopLolita wrote:
I like you. I give you resume. Me talented person, management experience. Counting things, inventory. Control, yes, inventory control. I control it with great squeeze, manly squeeze. Inventory run away squeaking after how I control it. All inventory know how big man I am. I train students with no past experience in glory of design, project management. I teach willing grasshoppers use of programs. I coordinate in single bound, leap over feats of organization with encompassing gaze. I solidify all; all coalesce into shining units of genius under my power. All organized. All little parts counted for. All run smoothly. I know snake style, hit you hard with my effectiveness.

I cheerful, chipper, orderly. Yes, everything run smoothly. I workhorse, stolid, superhuman. I have many brains, all work at same time. I genius at these things. I sit at reception desk, greet lawyers, clients. I peck away at keyboard sending seething rays of data into file management programs. I beautiful admin goddess. Epiphanies of organization, files leap into my hands and beg to be made sense of. Paper likes me. You want me. Printer bows down to me.

You look at resume, I send you. You like. Speak soon. I like you.



You please my strong fax machine anytime http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Guntz348
Apr 30, 2004, 02:53 PM
On 2004-04-30 12:40, Kef wrote:


On 2004-04-30 12:30, Sef wrote:
You're fired.
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

Guntz, your turn !



This is the chance I been waiting for!!

Sef
Apr 30, 2004, 03:12 PM
Guntz's time to shine...

...My shoes.http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

KodiaX987
Apr 30, 2004, 08:27 PM
This topic title has just given me a superb idea!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Sef
Apr 30, 2004, 08:49 PM
Better not involve public nudity.

_Ted_
Apr 30, 2004, 09:03 PM
Another catch phrase poster perhaps?

KodiaX987
Apr 30, 2004, 09:43 PM
No... Probably something involving a girl, a few psychic feats and a few computers.

OH FUCKERY! A METAPHOR FOR THE INTERNET!!!

*gets to writing*

Sef
Apr 30, 2004, 09:45 PM
Go Dad! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Cowboy
May 1, 2004, 04:42 AM
Whos your mom?

Armok
May 1, 2004, 05:12 AM
Lollipops going the same way as jacko it seems. the power must have finally got to her head.

LollipopLolita
May 1, 2004, 11:34 AM
scuze me, plastic surgery got to his head

zimmk2vgc
May 2, 2004, 05:11 AM
On 2004-05-01 09:34, LollipopLolita wrote:
scuze me, plastic surgery got to his head



Be quiet