Ketchup killed me...Rarghhhh

[Sef]

I'm a Zombie now. What do we do around these parts for fun?

Well he killed me twice so...Last time I checked I was a Zombie.

[Outrider]

Hey hey! Cool. You, Spike and I should get together and have some sort of rockin' Zombie party.

But not like the last one. Too many "livies" as I like to call them.

[Sef]

w00t. Party over here!

Edit: Hey wait...We can't do that. You live in the closet...Unless we were all in there. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

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[Logical2u]

*eyebrows twitch* I sense danger, nearby! *grabs Shotgun* Eh! White Monks and mages, over here! *army of FFTA sprites of White Monks and Mages trudge after Logical2u into the party*

It appears my zombie smelling sense is over sensitive! Only 2 here.

[Ketchup345]

*Takes out a mace type wapon (50% additional damage to undead/redead/returned/etc), and slaughters all the zombies*

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sef]

*twitches*

[Outrider]

*goes all Crimson head on Logical*

Get them! Don't let them cast Life!

[Bradicus]

http://www.geocities.com/daemonandzoshonel/Classes/Zombie.gif < http://www.geocities.com/daemonandzoshonel/Animals/pumpkinhead.jpg

[Sef]

On 2004-04-30 15:07, Bradicus wrote:
http://www.geocities.com/daemonandzoshonel/Classes/Zombie.gif > http://www.geocities.com/daemonandzoshonel/Animals/pumpkinhead.jpg

[Solstis]

*whips out a 2by4*

Die you dirty apes!

Oh, sorry, wrong scene

*Walks out*

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-30 14:39, Ketchup345 wrote:
*Takes out a mace type wapon (50% additional damage to undead/redead/returned/etc), and slaughters all the zombies*

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Hmmmm...when zombies die they become ghosts right?

Who you gonna call!?

[Sef]

Ted's Airlines?

[Eihwaz]

OMG ZOMBIE!!!1

*uses shaolin spade to slice sef's head off, then uses .50 caliber hunting revolver to splatter virus-riddled brains*

There, problem solved. Outrider, no zombie parties; those never end well. I had to terminate 17 zombies after they found the pretzels. *sigh*

[Sef]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

[Eihwaz]

Don't worry, Sef. Your festering flesh will heal, albeit slowly, and then you can return to being my number 3 target.

After Spike and Outrider, of course. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kuea]

*sets up a magic un-impenatrable shield between the zombies and the attackers*

well sef is in my army so I have to help him.

*casts an ultimate protection spell on herself*

[_Ted_]

On 2004-04-30 21:43, Eclair wrote:
*sets up a magic un-impenatrable shield between the zombies and the attackers*

well sef is in my army so I have to help him.

*casts an ultimate protection spell on herself*



coughcoughamiadoncoughcough

[Kuea]

On 2004-04-30 22:16, _Ted_ wrote:

On 2004-04-30 21:43, Eclair wrote:
*sets up a magic un-impenatrable shield between the zombies and the attackers*

well sef is in my army so I have to help him.

*casts an ultimate protection spell on herself*



coughcoughamiadoncoughcough


like I care

[_Ted_]

Who are you really trying to convince Eclair? Us or yourself?


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



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[Kuea]

good point

[Mixfortune]

I have a question... what the hell is un-impenatrable?

[Stingray]

walks up in huge battle armor and teleports to the Zombie side of the shield, and starts using my huge Pike (complete with holy anointments to cause even more damage to Zombies) and at the same time uses a flamethrower which is attached to the back of my right arm to burn the ramains to ash....

[Sef]

Can't we all just get along?! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_bash.gif

[Ketchup345]

"We don't take kindly to your kind (Zombies) around here!"

[Sef]

Would it help if we put on frilly dresses and masks?

Pink if color makes a difference.

[FOAtHeart]

On 2004-05-01 08:31, Ketchup345 wrote:
"We don't take kindly to your kind (Zombies) around here!"



because DEY TUK ARE JARBS!

[Outrider]

ZOMBIE.

[Stingray]

*kills another Zombie*

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-01 11:16, Stingray wrote:
*kills another Zombie*



well to another poster above un-impenaytrable means you can't get through no matter what.

and for you sting ray there is no way you could have teleported to the other side.

but since you say you have....

*starts chanting a spell*

Guided by the crimson triangle, I call the Lord of Fire, Paimon. Guided by the silver crescent, I call the Lord of Water, Aliton.
Guided by the yellow square, I call the Lord of Earth, Amaimon. Guided by the azure circle, I call the Lord of the Moon, Orleans.
To protect nature and its rulers, guided by the bkue eclipse, I call upon the spirit power of the fifth element, The force which controls
all living things, Seishi. Embrace the ultimate energy and call forth the infinite power of the light!

*cue very big beams penetrating of light to destroy sting ray and eradicate every single molecule of him*

there a holy spell that hits only what I want to. the zombies are safe and sting ray is destroyed.

[Stingray]

well to another poster above un-impenaytrable means you can't get through no matter what.

and for you sting ray there is no way you could have teleported to the other side.

but since you say you have....

*starts chanting a spell*

Guided by the crimson triangle, I call the Lord of Fire, Paimon. Guided by the silver crescent, I call the Lord of Water, Aliton.
Guided by the yellow square, I call the Lord of Earth, Amaimon. Guided by the azure circle, I call the Lord of the Moon, Orleans.
To protect nature and its rulers, guided by the bkue eclipse, I call upon the spirit power of the fifth element, The force which controls
all living things, Seishi. Embrace the ultimate energy and call forth the infinite power of the light!

*cue very big beams penetrating of light to destroy sting ray and eradicate every single molecule of him*

there a holy spell that hits only what I want to. the zombies are safe and sting ray is destroyed.


My psychic hood glows and cancels your spell... Muhahahaha you think you can take me out so easily ... and my Teleported made me enter another dimension then return to this one so your force field works not...

*slices a few more zombies to bit when burns their bodies with flame*

[Sef]

omg wtf lolz god mode!

[Outrider]

Actually, impenetrable means that you can't get through it. Un-impenetrable would mean that you can indeed get through it.

[Sef]

On 2004-05-01 12:04, Outrider wrote:
Actually, impenetrable means that you can't get through it. Un-impenetrable would mean that you can indeed get through it.



You beat me to it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-01 12:04, Outrider wrote:
Actually, impenetrable means that you can't get through it. Un-impenetrable would mean that you can indeed get through it.


oh yeah I always mix up the two.

oh well.

but sting ray there is no way possable to block this spell.

but now since I messed up the zombies are able to be killed.

you should all thank out rider

oh and stingray it doesn't count when you kill zombies within your own imagination

[Stingray]

On 2004-05-01 12:08, Eclair wrote:

On 2004-05-01 12:04, Outrider wrote:
Actually, impenetrable means that you can't get through it. Un-impenetrable would mean that you can indeed get through it.


oh yeah I always mix up the two.

oh well.

but sting ray there is no way possable to block this spell.

but now since I messed up the zombies are able to be killed.

you should all thank out rider

oh and stingray it doesn't count when you kill zombies within your own imagination



O bummer *frys* then a bunch of Rabid Rappies carries off my body and then I return as a Dreadnought "I'm back!" *trys to go throught the door... too big to go though door... aw darn the door protects them ... blast.. walks off to attack something else

[Sef]

*remaining zombies throw a bash*

[Stingray]

returns with a flamethrower under one of my robotic arms and starts to burn down the house...

I may not be able to kill the dead but at least I can burn their house down

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-05-01 12:04, Outrider wrote:
Actually, impenetrable means that you can't get through it. Un-impenetrable would mean that you can indeed get through it.



I need to start being less subtle.
Then again, I thought I was being less subtle.


I really doubt "un-impenetrable" is an actual word, let alone if it's spelled correctly. Too lazy to check.


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[Blitzkommando]

On 2004-05-01 12:11, Stingray wrote:

On 2004-05-01 12:08, Eclair wrote:

On 2004-05-01 12:04, Outrider wrote:
Actually, impenetrable means that you can't get through it. Un-impenetrable would mean that you can indeed get through it.


oh yeah I always mix up the two.

oh well.

but sting ray there is no way possable to block this spell.

but now since I messed up the zombies are able to be killed.

you should all thank out rider

oh and stingray it doesn't count when you kill zombies within your own imagination



O bummer *frys* then a bunch of Rabid Rappies carries off my body and then I return as a Dreadnought "I'm back!" *trys to go throught the door... too big to go though door... aw darn the door protects them ... blast.. walks off to attack something else


Dude, the Dreadnoughts suck now. I'll use the USS Nimitz and pwn your arse from 200 miles away.

http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/mil/460084d3.jpg
HMS Dreadnought

http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/mil/749eb654.jpg
USS Nimitz CVN 68 With full crew complement and aircraft.

The Nimitz class carrier has enough manpower to outnumber the Dreadnought 10 to 1. Not to mention it is of the largest class of aircraft carriers, make that ships in general, of all time. The Dreadnought has no radar, no sonar and was last used in 1922. The Nimitz has been in service since 1968, and has been refueled 4 times. Pre-WWI technology vs. post Cold-War era upgrades. Heck, I should have just used a AEGIS Cruiser, 1 cruise missile would take care of that little iron tub. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Outrider]

On 2004-05-01 12:17, Mixfortune wrote:
I really doubt "un-impenetrable" is an actual word, let alone if it's spelled correctly. Too lazy to check.



Well, no, I don't think it is either. My post was originally going to have a line in there about it, but it came off as too mean.

Un-impenetrable just makes no sense.

[Blitzkommando]

On 2004-05-01 12:30, Outrider wrote:

On 2004-05-01 12:17, Mixfortune wrote:
I really doubt "un-impenetrable" is an actual word, let alone if it's spelled correctly. Too lazy to check.



Well, no, I don't think it is either. My post was originally going to have a line in there about it, but it came off as too mean.

Un-impenetrable just makes no sense.


Just say it is able to be penetrated. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif Solves that problem. Though it wasn't you who said it.

[Stingray]

I'm not that Dreadnought I'm this Dreadnought: http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/bloodangels/images/art/dreadnought.gif

my Dreadnought is more of a light tank than anything

[Blitzkommando]

On 2004-05-01 12:33, Stingray wrote:
I'm not that Dreadnought I'm this Dreadnought: http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/bloodangels/images/art/dreadnought.gif

my Dreadnought is more of a light tank than anything


http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/mil/c130_359.jpg

Specializes in anti-armor. AKA: Tanks Of course I could just as well use a, http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/blitzkommando/mil/bazooka.jpg

Since it is a light tank.

[Stingray]

I'm a light tank from the far furture so I'm better than today heavy tanks http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif it'll take more than one of your pathitic rockets to take me down

[Sef]

Just admit pwnination, Stingray.

[Stingray]

On 2004-05-01 12:45, Sef wrote:
Just admit pwnination, Stingray.



NEVER!

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-05-01 12:30, Outrider wrote:

On 2004-05-01 12:17, Mixfortune wrote:
I really doubt "un-impenetrable" is an actual word, let alone if it's spelled correctly. Too lazy to check.



Well, no, I don't think it is either. My post was originally going to have a line in there about it, but it came off as too mean.

Un-impenetrable just makes no sense.



Yeah I know, I was just referring to how no one ever picks up on my clues except Kizaragu. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Blitzkommando]

On 2004-05-01 12:44, Stingray wrote:
I'm a light tank from the far furture so I'm better than today heavy tanks http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif it'll take more than one of your pathitic rockets to take me down


Those weren't rockets... Those were antimissile flares. It uses a 105mm Howitzer, the same one used in tanks... That and 2 miniguns, and 2 vulcan cannons, both of which fire at a rate of over 1000 rounds per minute. The Howitzer can fire DU(depleated uranium) tipped shells. NO FREAKING METAL CAN SURVIVE IT! When you have a 10 pound hunk of radioactive, unstable, uranium slamming into a hunk of metal at near the speed of sound, nothing survives. It literally melts holes through metal measured in feet thick. Believe me, nothing under an AC-130 gunship survives, especially armor and vehicles. It was credited with over 10000 kills in Vietnam alone... Good luck hitting one too, antimissile screens, high altitude flight, and various forms of armor protect the hull. It is literally a flying tank. Give up, no tank, no matter how advanced, can survive it.

[Stingray]

On 2004-05-01 12:56, BLITZKOMMANDO wrote:

On 2004-05-01 12:44, Stingray wrote:
I'm a light tank from the far furture so I'm better than today heavy tanks http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif it'll take more than one of your pathitic rockets to take me down


Those weren't rockets... Those were antimissile flares. It uses a 105mm Howitzer, the same one used in tanks... That and 2 miniguns, and 2 vulcan cannons, both of which fire at a rate of over 1000 rounds per minute. The Howitzer can fire DU(depleated uranium) tipped shells. NO FREAKING METAL CAN SURVIVE IT! When you have a 10 pound hunk of radioactive, unstable, uranium slamming into a hunk of metal at near the speed of sound, nothing survives. It literally melts holes through metal measured in feet thick. Believe me, nothing under an AC-130 gunship survives, especially armor and vehicles. It was credited with over 10000 kills in Vietnam alone... Good luck hitting one too, antimissile screens, high altitude flight, and various forms of armor protect the hull. It is literally a flying tank. Give up, no tank, no matter how advanced, can survive it.




I can too because I have air support who are hundreds of years ahead of your plane in advanced tech... and they can go into space...

2 Lighting fighters swoop down and shoot down your plane with powerful laser fire (aka Lascannons)...

[Kuea]

unfortunetly for you that plane now has a reflecter shield.

your lasers are shot back at the planes who shot it.

[Sef]

*nukes the whole thread*

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-01 13:16, Sef wrote:
*nukes the whole thread*



A novel idea.

[Stingray]

On 2004-05-01 13:16, Sef wrote:
*nukes the whole thread*



Thats never enough... *nukes the planet until there is nothing but blank space where it was... my Warships did that btw

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-01 15:29, Stingray wrote:

On 2004-05-01 13:16, Sef wrote:
*nukes the whole thread*



Thats never enough... *nukes the planet until there is nothing but blank space where it was... my Warships did that btw



Your "warships" (bathtubs with tv's tied to them) are going to destroy matter with nuclear bombs?

[Sef]

I call shotgun!

[Stingray]

On 2004-05-01 15:34, _Ted_ wrote:

On 2004-05-01 15:29, Stingray wrote:

On 2004-05-01 13:16, Sef wrote:
*nukes the whole thread*



Thats never enough... *nukes the planet until there is nothing but blank space where it was... my Warships did that btw



Your "warships" (bathtubs with tv's tied to them) are going to destroy matter with nuclear bombs?



no they are cool looking ships I'll get a picture of one later if you like ... and we used special anti-matter bombs after we used the nukes...

Ok Sefs got shotgun who else wants to join in for the ride?

[Outrider]

Not me.

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-05-01 13:16, Sef wrote:
*nukes the whole thread*


Nukes were banned from FKL.

You will be flogged in the morning.

[Sef]

Why must I be so misunderstood?

What I actually said was:

"Puts thread in microwave and heats it up...for a long time"

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-05-02 13:04, Sef wrote:
Why must I be so misunderstood?

What I actually said was:

"Puts thread in microwave and heats it up...for a long time"


Oh, ok sorry. Gotta be more clear, especially when I went to sleep at 6 this morning. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Oh, and remember:
One hour per pound http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif